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# Statistics
Favourites: 443; Deviations: 151; Watchers: 7
Watching: 22; Pageviews: 8659; Comments Made: 770; Friends: 22
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Dali or Audrey FlackFavorite movies: In Bruges... or American Beauty
Favorite TV shows: Desperate Housewives, Dexter
Favorite bands / musical artists: The Prodigy, Nine Inch Nails
Favorite books: The Kite Runner, Trainspotting
Favorite writers: Irvine Welsh, Khaled Hosseini, Tess Gerritsen
Favorite games: Perhaps Doom?
Favorite gaming platform: PC
Tools of the Trade: A Camera & Photoshop
Other Interests: Politics, Books, Art
# About me
Incredulous Tory. Fan of odd things. Dislike fish paste.
# Comments
Comments: 332
Blood-of-Sinners In reply to ??? [2010-05-25 18:51:30 +0000 UTC]
i dont want to push my luck but i would say DEFINATELY!
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GirlsPukeCandy In reply to Blood-of-Sinners [2010-05-25 20:52:17 +0000 UTC]
*definitely
did i mention i'm a SPAG freak?
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Blood-of-Sinners In reply to GirlsPukeCandy [2010-05-25 21:43:54 +0000 UTC]
what the hell is a spag freak, sorry SPAG freak!?!
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GirlsPukeCandy In reply to Blood-of-Sinners [2010-05-26 22:30:42 +0000 UTC]
Spelling and Grammar
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Blood-of-Sinners In reply to GirlsPukeCandy [2010-05-26 22:57:17 +0000 UTC]
then shouldnt that be SAG or SPAGR! i suppose a freak in any sense is a freak none the less x
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GirlsPukeCandy In reply to Blood-of-Sinners [2010-05-29 23:09:17 +0000 UTC]
don't question my made up terminology mister!
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Blood-of-Sinners In reply to GirlsPukeCandy [2010-05-31 22:37:50 +0000 UTC]
LMAO! well that sounds like a threat!?! i would think studying such things as politics you wouldn't show your hand so quick! i would love to play you at poker!
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GirlsPukeCandy In reply to Blood-of-Sinners [2010-06-22 20:32:36 +0000 UTC]
nah i suck at card games
how do you annoy lady gaga?
poker face
...
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Blood-of-Sinners In reply to GirlsPukeCandy [2010-06-22 22:56:59 +0000 UTC]
thats such a bad joke!
how can you suck at card games!?!
i thought that it would suit you down to the ground with all that strategy and tactics etc etc and its a great way to read people!
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GirlsPukeCandy In reply to Blood-of-Sinners [2010-07-04 00:03:12 +0000 UTC]
haha suit.... nice pun
okay enough of the crap jokes
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Blood-of-Sinners In reply to GirlsPukeCandy [2010-07-07 02:56:25 +0000 UTC]
but what if i want to hear some more crap jokes!?!
the worse they are the more i laugh!
suit wasnt ment to be a pun but hey if it works!
lastly if card games aint your thing how about chess!?!?!
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GirlsPukeCandy In reply to Blood-of-Sinners [2010-10-31 17:23:27 +0000 UTC]
wow longest time taken to reply goes tooo... me!
i do not remember what this conversation was about.
you like innuendos? i'll give you one.
i like chess, chess it... not cool... and not all that much fun... but i do like it
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Blood-of-Sinners In reply to GirlsPukeCandy [2010-11-01 15:25:43 +0000 UTC]
holly crap thats the longest time to reply ever!
as for innuendos, EVERYONE like an innuendo at some time or another!
i wouldnt say "i like chess, chess it... not cool... and not all that much fun... but i do like it" is one i would just say thats you being an average woman!
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GirlsPukeCandy In reply to Blood-of-Sinners [2010-11-01 21:07:06 +0000 UTC]
i am anything BUT average
this is going to go downhill very quickly....
what are your views on pirates?
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Blood-of-Sinners In reply to GirlsPukeCandy [2010-11-02 06:34:47 +0000 UTC]
my views on pirates are simple i get along witht the university pirates society that come in the pub wear i work HOWEVER none of them can drink close to what i can and also NONE of them can come close to matching me in an arm wrestle!
so i would the two main things i would associate with pirates strength and a strong stomach are seriously lacking in the bunch i have met!
whay are you a pirate, i might have to invite you to hartlepool sometime!
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GirlsPukeCandy In reply to Blood-of-Sinners [2010-11-02 10:49:16 +0000 UTC]
they can't be real pirates then
reeeeal pirates would be able to down 12 bottles of rum and still walk straight and be able to beat 2 men at the same time at an arm wrestle!
if it's a university social club then chances are they are in fact semi alcoholic computer geeks who haven't eaten a vegetable since mummy dropped them off and only get their washing done when they go home once a month... nice.
ninjas on the other hand,
ninjas are where it's at...
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Blood-of-Sinners In reply to GirlsPukeCandy [2010-11-03 01:22:47 +0000 UTC]
ah ha i see you know them!
as for ninjas hhhmmmmm i have actually (genuinely) trained with acouple and i suppose they can be very impressive!
but i prefer juijitsu (japanese not brazilian) and i have always wanted to learn krav maga but its rare to get lessons around here!
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GirlsPukeCandy In reply to Blood-of-Sinners [2010-11-03 12:22:07 +0000 UTC]
that's the Israeli martial arts thing isn't it? There are quite a few places which do lessons in and around London but i don't know how expensive it is :/
my dad taught me how to throw knives and how to fire a gun... as far as contact sports go, i'm useless haha
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Blood-of-Sinners In reply to GirlsPukeCandy [2010-11-03 18:40:28 +0000 UTC]
why would your father know how to throw knives and have firearms experience!?!
i was tought as a child by my uncle and father to hunt but only using air rifles etc for rabbits, hares and pidgeons etc and i had a friend i used to go shooting with in college as his dad had a full firearms licence but we lost touch which was a shame now i play airsoft when ever i get the chance and i have a project gun i am in love with but cant really afford to do it up!!
i have very little pistol experience i would love to get the money to work in close protection but its so expensive and theres no guarantee of work after that!
on a throwing knive line i had a go with a throwing axe once which was kinda awesome but i damn near chopped my hand and foot off at the same time! so i decided i would leave it there LMAO!
as for krav maga yeah its the israeli martial arts designed my the military, most lessons are short term styled 4-6 lessons courses and usually cost abit i wanted something week to week like my juijitsu (i must admit i aint been in a awhile lol)!
as for you being useless i wouldnt imagine you would be useless at anything you seem a pritty strong willed person!
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GirlsPukeCandy In reply to Blood-of-Sinners [2010-11-10 11:09:48 +0000 UTC]
he toured with cossacks in a russian folk group when he was younger which accounts for the knife throwing and the fire arms is because he lives in rural england, everyone owns a gun
i don't like hunting, i'm not a vegetarian or anything but i don't like having the death side associated with my dinner lol
hopefully i'll be receiving full firearms training soon as i've applied for a job which offers it as a compulsary part of training
i never got into martial arts, always wanted to but it just never happened lol
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Blood-of-Sinners In reply to GirlsPukeCandy [2010-11-14 02:53:06 +0000 UTC]
wow your dad sounds rather cool!
if you dont mind me asking where about in rural england are you from?
as for the hunting well my my dad and uncle tought me to kill to eat and not for sport, it was very serious to them that i learned that!
although i must admit playing airsoft and hunting another person does have a brilliant adrenaline rush but theres the gap that the person isnt go to be hurt thankfully so i suppose the chase is always fun!
what job are you looking to do that would offer you full firearms training!?!
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GirlsPukeCandy In reply to Blood-of-Sinners [2010-11-24 15:19:41 +0000 UTC]
Cornwall my lover!
The land of pasties, piskies and poo.
Yeah hunting for food is fair enough, I personally really couldn't do it though haha, I guess thats why we have men though!
It's working for Her Majesty's secret service
need life insurance too
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Blood-of-Sinners In reply to GirlsPukeCandy [2010-11-25 02:53:50 +0000 UTC]
"my lover!?!" erm well i am flattered but i might be alittle old for you i think!
if you are going to work for HMSS do you already have a job lined up!?!
or is that just a desired job you are working towards!?!
just a suggestion but maybe head towards the private sector theres more money and better equipment etc etc or are you very patriotic!?!
i will miss you if you go my dear if you join HMSS you cant use any sites like this one or faceboot etc etc!
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GirlsPukeCandy In reply to Blood-of-Sinners [2010-11-25 14:46:47 +0000 UTC]
haha it's a cornish term of endearment
can also be substituted with 'my petal' 'my flower' 'my little maid/master'
i'm not coming onto you!
it's a job i'm working towards, and no i'm not particularly patriotic, i just would like to do something in that field because i would haaaate to be bored!!!
and it's unlikely to happen for a few years yet so don't worry!
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Blood-of-Sinners In reply to GirlsPukeCandy [2010-11-27 12:58:43 +0000 UTC]
ah ha a term of endearment! right gotcha!
you must forgive me as i am from middlesbrough which is officially the worst place to live in britain amd has one of the lowest life expectancy rates as well so we dont get meny "terms of endearment! round here usually polite insults most of the time!
as for not coming onto me! well thats a shame i thought i could of at least flirted alittle! [link] just messin with ya!
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GirlsPukeCandy In reply to Blood-of-Sinners [2010-12-12 15:26:49 +0000 UTC]
hahaha clearly you've never been to croydon....
or yeovil
bleh
haha you can flirt! i just wouldn't want you to expect cyber-marriage or babies or anything..
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Blood-of-Sinners In reply to GirlsPukeCandy [2010-12-13 13:04:53 +0000 UTC]
cyber babies!?! how does that work!?!
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GirlsPukeCandy In reply to Blood-of-Sinners [2010-12-14 03:38:02 +0000 UTC]
i think they call them emotes or something ridiculous...
weird little buggers
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Blood-of-Sinners In reply to GirlsPukeCandy [2010-12-14 11:46:45 +0000 UTC]
it scares me that you stuff like that, and i aint easily scared!
it calls into question all sorts of silly questions like can you have cyber one night stands, cyber marraige and best of all cyber divorce!?!
if theres cyber divorce do you need to get a cyber solicitor to go to a cyber judge to sort out your cyber visitation rights to see your cyber babies!?!?!
oh no what have you started!?!?!?!?
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GirlsPukeCandy In reply to Blood-of-Sinners [2010-12-15 02:50:35 +0000 UTC]
an epic cyber war.
totally unintentional but pretty entertaining nonetheless
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Blood-of-Sinners In reply to GirlsPukeCandy [2010-12-20 00:10:15 +0000 UTC]
cyber war!?! but it would start with cyber phornication and then cyber family making and then cyber family conflict then finally cyber war!!!
which if i am honest would be rather surreal and mental in meny ways!
so what are your plans for christmas!?!
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GirlsPukeCandy In reply to Blood-of-Sinners [2010-12-20 17:46:00 +0000 UTC]
but kinda awesome too right?
facebook would really have a field day...
chrissymas will be with mum et al,
just finished my xmas shopping actually
my bank account hates me
how about you?
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Blood-of-Sinners In reply to GirlsPukeCandy [2010-12-21 01:53:47 +0000 UTC]
facebook would crash! are you wanting to start some sort of cyber apocalypse!?!
"et al"!?!
oh i work in pubs and clubs so i am working none stop the only day i have off is christmas and my birthday but other than that i will hard at work my dear!
as for christmas shopping due to a supreme dose of bad luck i actually dont get paid til christmas eve so i literally have to go shopping and then head straight in to work!
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GirlsPukeCandy In reply to Blood-of-Sinners [2010-12-23 23:11:05 +0000 UTC]
urrrrgh that bites
mega bites
(a little bit of cyber-punning...it's all downhill from here!)
and thats ok
you'll blend in with all the other blokes who do their shopping on xmas eve
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Blood-of-Sinners In reply to GirlsPukeCandy [2010-12-24 11:29:10 +0000 UTC]
but i dont want to blend in hun!
i will note you sometime after christmas hun and see how you are and what you got for christmas lol til then have a good one and try and stay out of trouble.......................if you can't stay out of trouble then just dont get caught!
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GirlsPukeCandy In reply to Blood-of-Sinners [2010-12-29 22:38:43 +0000 UTC]
my xmas ended in an arrest.
how was yours?
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Blood-of-Sinners In reply to GirlsPukeCandy [2010-12-29 23:49:38 +0000 UTC]
what the hell happened!?! i am genuinely intrigued and suprised!
as for mine hhhhhmmmmmm well i was busy for the most part and havent yet had a second to myself so it call has kind of blurred into one very very long day involving christmas, boxing day and my birthday and i aint really had time to rest and i have new years eve to look forward to!
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GirlsPukeCandy In reply to Blood-of-Sinners [2010-12-30 02:30:57 +0000 UTC]
awwwh you deserve a bit of a break! blimey, doing anything fantastic for new year?
and yes none of my immediate family got arrested
we foster a boy who used to live next door
his sister and her boyfriend got arrested as the boyfriend is a sex offender and the mother didnt want them in her house
all fun and games!!
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Blood-of-Sinners In reply to GirlsPukeCandy [2010-12-30 02:43:34 +0000 UTC]
rest i deserve but i sure as hell aint going to get any, i am working now right through with some seriously horrible shifts all the way til about january 4th or 5th when thats my next day off! but thats life i suppose!
KRICKEY on the weird sex offender front hun it sounds like there were some fireworks during your christmas i hope you and your family are all ok from the incident!?!
so what you get for christmas? anything interesting!?!
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GirlsPukeCandy In reply to Blood-of-Sinners [2010-12-30 03:11:14 +0000 UTC]
ouuuuch :/
think of the money!!!
and yeah we're fine
we're pretty used to crazy shit like that haha
i got a new camera! and some little jewellery bits and stuff, nothing too mind blowing
how about yourself?
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Blood-of-Sinners In reply to GirlsPukeCandy [2010-12-30 04:06:48 +0000 UTC]
what camera!?!
erm i got some money and some nice whiskeys and other lil trinkets!
strangely enough talking about crazy stuff i shut down my computer and attempted to get some sleep and a car less than 30ft from my flat went up in flames!!!
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GirlsPukeCandy In reply to Blood-of-Sinners [2010-12-30 10:43:37 +0000 UTC]
erm it's a sony something...
14mpx with 4x optical zoom
and it's bright pink.
that was really the selling point...
ach you're a whisky person >.< it's a very manly drink actually, i personally can't stand it haha
you set a car on fire with the transferred energy from your computer? that is truly impressive!
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Blood-of-Sinners In reply to GirlsPukeCandy [2010-12-30 18:16:10 +0000 UTC]
well i am pritty manly lmao!
so whats your poison then when your out partying!?!
and i wish my computer was powerful enough to do such things but it clearly is dying! and the police where investigating it earlier so i would reckon it was either stolen or sabotaged!
as for your new (pink) camera i hope to see lots more work from you and it soon enough x
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GirlsPukeCandy In reply to Blood-of-Sinners [2010-12-30 18:38:39 +0000 UTC]
I'd assume that helps in your line of work haha
i am a wino
although after a bottle or 2 of wine i will drink anything so i'm not too limited haha
spirits are preferable, beer tastes like sick
and that sounds proper eastenders liiiike! you should be down there doing a scooby doo investigation
and yes, i will be doing some proper stuff soon
atm it's just glorified myspace pics
my friend wants to expand her portfolio so i'll try and do some modelling pics for her
and i have a few snowy pics from over xmas which i will put up too
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Blood-of-Sinners In reply to GirlsPukeCandy [2010-12-31 12:32:15 +0000 UTC]
theres alot i dont mind drinking however wines etc i aint a fan of!
as for the scooby doo investigation, i dontneed to cos it was me!..................just kidding!
well i look foresrd to seeing more of your work my dear you got any ideas what you wanna do!?!
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GirlsPukeCandy In reply to Blood-of-Sinners [2011-01-02 14:26:50 +0000 UTC]
that's a good thing
wine ruins you.
hahaha on this might be a double bluff... i don't know whether to believe you!
And you shall see... it'll be specTACular...
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Blood-of-Sinners In reply to GirlsPukeCandy [2011-01-02 19:19:30 +0000 UTC]
trust me to much of anything in this life can be bad for you x
as for not knowing if i se a car on fire it was just as i was placing my head on the pillow (and i have real trouble sleeping also) that it all went up in flames and i had an early start at work so if the buggers keep me awake again i will be setting something that belongs to them on fire but this time i was innocent........honest!
"specTACular" is a very bold choice of words hun, i am really looking forward to seeing what you come up with next and i will hold you to your words too!
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GirlsPukeCandy In reply to Blood-of-Sinners [2011-01-17 20:16:30 +0000 UTC]
oh of this i am fully aware!
please don't hold me to anything... i will no doubt disappoint
haha
sorry for the late reply too
been busy busy busy in my first week back at uni trying to sort out placements and such...just so exhausting! how are you?
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Blood-of-Sinners In reply to GirlsPukeCandy [2011-01-17 20:32:55 +0000 UTC]
well hey there stranger!
i am good apart from the three stitches holding the end of my finger on, i might have had an accident at work with a knife which was.......painful!
i have just been skint so just working none stop but i have sorted some shoots starting next week hopefully and then really push a new portfolio!
any particular places your placements want to go!
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GirlsPukeCandy In reply to Blood-of-Sinners [2011-01-19 14:13:53 +0000 UTC]
eeeeeew >.< hand injuries freak me out no end
tjhat sounds utterly horrific!
cant wait to see the new pics
erm ive applied mostly for research positions at YouGov and also a company called Interel
both are interesting
I also have to option to apply for the houses of parliamemt...
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