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# Comments
Comments: 815
NoConnectivity In reply to ??? [2017-02-08 01:31:34 +0000 UTC]
What is your sR? I might be too high
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DogsWithMachineguns In reply to NoConnectivity [2017-02-08 08:39:37 +0000 UTC]
Wwwwwwwoooooowwwwwww
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NoConnectivity In reply to DogsWithMachineguns [2017-02-08 13:31:40 +0000 UTC]
I'm sR 3500+ |D
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DogsWithMachineguns In reply to NoConnectivity [2017-02-08 19:40:16 +0000 UTC]
Oh well rip
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NoConnectivity In reply to DogsWithMachineguns [2017-02-10 03:46:49 +0000 UTC]
youtu.be/s7tGzuOhcP0
You should make something with this scene
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DogsWithMachineguns In reply to NoConnectivity [2017-02-10 04:41:25 +0000 UTC]
OMG I LOVE THAT VIDEO I'M CRYING
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NoConnectivity In reply to DogsWithMachineguns [2017-02-10 04:45:52 +0000 UTC]
Glad you do xDD
I got another video for you:
youtu.be/WhPvJOnHotE
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DogsWithMachineguns In reply to NoConnectivity [2017-02-10 08:09:46 +0000 UTC]
OMG THAT XD did you know that video was banned in russia?
Also for you my child:Β youtu.be/hlxvNaVC-1c
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NoConnectivity In reply to DogsWithMachineguns [2017-02-10 15:05:51 +0000 UTC]
I did not know that
Thank u mather
*watches*
That was hilarious
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DogsWithMachineguns In reply to NoConnectivity [2017-02-11 00:58:17 +0000 UTC]
ITS MY SPIRIT PUT INTO A VIDEO
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yeeFUCKINhawBITCHES In reply to ??? [2017-01-26 11:31:48 +0000 UTC]
Here's the thing. You said a "pupper is a doggo." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies puppers, doggos, yappers, and even woofers, I am telling you, specifically, in doggology, no one calls puppers doggos. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "doggo family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Doggodaemous, which includes things from sub woofers to birdos to sharkos (the glub glub kind not the bork bork kind). So your reasoning for calling a pupper a doggo is because random people "call the small yip yip ones doggos?" Let's get penguos and turkos in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A pupper is a pupper and a member of the doggo family. But that's not what you said. You said a pupper is a doggo, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the doggo family doggos, which means you'd call piggos, sluggos, and other species doggos, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
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Orostele In reply to ??? [2017-01-24 10:01:24 +0000 UTC]
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NoConnectivity In reply to ??? [2017-01-24 02:55:55 +0000 UTC]
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. -Β
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HashtagDown In reply to ??? [2017-01-23 16:17:51 +0000 UTC]
Oh im an aspiring Butttoucher!
Cool!*grabs a random butt*
By the way im drawing your little Xeno.
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DogsWithMachineguns In reply to HashtagDown [2017-01-23 22:57:10 +0000 UTC]
Butt toucher buddy! Also I saw. Very lovely I love it so much ;v; <3
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yeeFUCKINhawBITCHES In reply to ??? [2017-01-23 10:51:52 +0000 UTC]
robodongs and alienthongs
anyway
i'm here to complain about your name change
yes
i would like to file a claim
you change your username more often than sjws change their attitude
oh wait
they don't
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DogsWithMachineguns In reply to yeeFUCKINhawBITCHES [2017-01-23 23:04:39 +0000 UTC]
YOU AND LIKE 5 OTHER PEOPLE COMPLAINED
Don't worry its my last change 4 realsies csm22 is like on all my signatures anyways lolll
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yeeFUCKINhawBITCHES In reply to DogsWithMachineguns [2017-01-24 00:02:29 +0000 UTC]
If it isn't I'm gonna fite u
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Zoiexx In reply to ??? [2017-01-23 03:32:21 +0000 UTC]
stop changing your name gosh heck herrejΓ€vlar
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DogsWithMachineguns In reply to Zoiexx [2017-01-23 05:28:41 +0000 UTC]
fy skit as balle helvete jΓ€vlas fan AAAAAAAAAAH
this will be the last change me is sorry lol ;;
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DogsWithMachineguns In reply to Boo-Tay [2017-01-23 05:31:47 +0000 UTC]
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NoConnectivity In reply to ??? [2017-01-23 01:03:30 +0000 UTC]
My dude
You change your username every six months, literallyΒ
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DogsWithMachineguns In reply to NoConnectivity [2017-01-23 05:26:56 +0000 UTC]
And dont you forget it
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NoConnectivity In reply to DogsWithMachineguns [2017-01-23 05:28:21 +0000 UTC]
K
i found your toyhouse as well.
subscribe to me or else
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NoConnectivity In reply to DogsWithMachineguns [2017-01-23 05:35:09 +0000 UTC]
IIM CHECKING YOU BETTER HAVE
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DogsWithMachineguns In reply to NoConnectivity [2017-01-23 05:35:35 +0000 UTC]
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU-
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NoConnectivity In reply to DogsWithMachineguns [2017-01-23 05:37:10 +0000 UTC]
Not your porn just porn of your characterΒ
just as bad tho
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NoConnectivity In reply to DogsWithMachineguns [2017-01-23 05:36:13 +0000 UTC]
You draw porn
Oh Jesus
You do not have a pure heart
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DogsWithMachineguns In reply to NoConnectivity [2017-01-23 05:37:34 +0000 UTC]
I DIDNT DRAW IT
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DogsWithMachineguns In reply to NoConnectivity [2017-01-23 05:39:24 +0000 UTC]
OH GOOD lol
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NoConnectivity In reply to DogsWithMachineguns [2017-01-23 05:40:21 +0000 UTC]
Expect for the one where he's grabbin the other dudes dick
I know for a fact that is yours
That is how I know and Jesus knows you aren't pure
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DogsWithMachineguns In reply to NoConnectivity [2017-01-23 05:41:36 +0000 UTC]
Oh yeah
Well it was a request it wasnt my OWN IDEA
but I did draw it for them
Forgib me padre for I have sinned
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NoConnectivity In reply to DogsWithMachineguns [2017-01-23 05:43:19 +0000 UTC]
Yeah sure
After you die and you are getting judged, they are going to be like
"Yeah we were going to let you into heaven but you drew a dude grabbin another dudes dick so no"
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DogsWithMachineguns In reply to NoConnectivity [2017-01-23 05:47:01 +0000 UTC]
Maybe he aint got a dick
Maybe he got a vachina
Maybe he got 2 dicc
You dunno, YOU DUNNO
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NoConnectivity In reply to DogsWithMachineguns [2017-01-23 05:50:52 +0000 UTC]
Still grabbing some between the legs
If he got 2 dic that is 1 dic too much
I'm gonna find you and force you to grab someone's 1 dic 2 dic or vachina make macaroni
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DogsWithMachineguns In reply to NoConnectivity [2017-01-23 05:58:36 +0000 UTC]
You wouldnt dare u smely child
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NoConnectivity In reply to DogsWithMachineguns [2017-01-25 02:35:37 +0000 UTC]
Dude Idk if you know what this is but I'm at a burger joint called in-and-out and I saw this girl who looked just like Wolfgang, gray eyes short and dirty blonde. It was weeeiirrrrd
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DogsWithMachineguns In reply to NoConnectivity [2017-01-25 03:24:26 +0000 UTC]
SHE'S IN REAL LIFE OMG
dude yeah we have in n out
Its gud
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NoConnectivity In reply to DogsWithMachineguns [2017-01-25 03:25:01 +0000 UTC]
YEAH SHE'S REALLY REAL
Where u at dud
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DogsWithMachineguns In reply to NoConnectivity [2017-01-25 04:40:14 +0000 UTC]
Arizona bruh
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NoConnectivity In reply to DogsWithMachineguns [2017-01-25 04:40:42 +0000 UTC]
Oh sheit
California duuuude
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DogsWithMachineguns In reply to NoConnectivity [2017-01-25 05:06:49 +0000 UTC]
Holy crap u aint far away
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NoConnectivity In reply to DogsWithMachineguns [2017-01-25 05:07:40 +0000 UTC]
Naw son
Road trip hell yeah
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NoConnectivity In reply to DogsWithMachineguns [2017-01-23 05:59:21 +0000 UTC]
Why u callin me child
How old are jew you
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