ProFastus In reply to ??? [2010-10-09 14:13:12 +0000 UTC]

I don't understand what you mean by "I'm just jesus".

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-09 15:18:09 +0000 UTC]

well I turned a lesbian into liking me so yeah.

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-09 20:00:32 +0000 UTC]

FUCK YOU. I actually love someone and I can't even make her feel better when she's down. Then again, she only has slight feelings for me.

Meh.

I'm thinking about becoming a bum.

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-09 21:09:53 +0000 UTC]

Oh.
Well
Relax when you're trying to help her
Jokes help

Not dead baby ones.

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-09 21:20:09 +0000 UTC]

She likes my jokes, but then I ruin the moment by speaking my mind and stressing myself out. After that, she's worried about me and I feel like being all like like like "WTF DONT FEEL SORRY FOR ME I LOVE YOU YOU ARE IN MORE PAIN WHY AM I BEING AN IDIOT WHY WONT GOD GIVE ME A PENIS WITH HYPNOTIC POWERS"

wut. I-I'd never wish that upon anyone. Necrophiliac pedophiles rape those. D:

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-10 01:26:58 +0000 UTC]

why don't you say THAT?

ewwww
zombie pedobear

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-10 01:35:22 +0000 UTC]

Because of the penis part.

And in all seriousness, I have said that. I just can't properly show emotion, so it comes out like, "youknowhowifeelaboutyouihatebeinghelplessijustwishthereweresomethingicoulddo". Pretty much like a pathetic little faggy boy. I'mma change that though. No more hiding my emotions.

D:

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-10 02:08:47 +0000 UTC]

Oh.

GROW A PAIR ;D
you know what i mean though. JUST BELIEVE IN THE TRUTH


sexy

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-10 03:04:30 +0000 UTC]

Yeah well I still can't grow sideburns.

I'll never be a man...

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-10 03:33:48 +0000 UTC]

REALLY?! Holy shit.

Yeah, honestly.

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-10 04:06:00 +0000 UTC]

Seriously. I'm almost 20 and all I have is a semi-shaded fuzz. It's like God is saying, "Oh hey just in case you want to become a shemale I'm giving a little time. Oh hey also you suck at life so you should do it because people who suck at life love taking it up the ass."

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-10 08:20:28 +0000 UTC]

... I sense some tension.

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-10 14:39:52 +0000 UTC]

Nah, I'm just schizophrenic.

Shut up.

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-11 01:35:49 +0000 UTC]

TENSION

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-11 04:48:15 +0000 UTC]

NO U

STOP SASSING ME

I'M SORRY

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-11 13:35:18 +0000 UTC]

FFFFT GO OUTSIDE AND STOP TALKING TO ME. FOR YOURSELF

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-11 18:54:13 +0000 UTC]

I WASNT TALKING TO YOU

HIM WAS DUMBASS

I DONT WANT TO GO OUTSDIE, HIM IS OUT THERE

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-11 21:13:05 +0000 UTC]

FUUUUUUUUUH
MY GIRLFRAND IS PISSY.

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-12 03:12:49 +0000 UTC]

They have these things called periods.

They use them as an excuse to let go of their emotions. Most girls are only irritable, but for whatever reason they feel like they have the right to demand everything/be alone because they bleed out of their vaginas.

Says the misogynist from another dimension.

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-12 19:55:50 +0000 UTC]

NO IT'S DIFFERENT
SHE'S NOT ON HER PERIOD

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-12 21:44:27 +0000 UTC]

Is she pregnant?

You sly dog you.

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-12 21:52:03 +0000 UTC]

SHE'S A LESBIAN.

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-12 22:06:46 +0000 UTC]

BUT YOU SAID SHE SAID YOU WERE JESUS AND TURNED HER STRAIGHT FOR YOU

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-12 22:36:39 +0000 UTC]

FFFFFT IUNNO
SHE LIEKS GIRLS

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-13 02:29:41 +0000 UTC]

so does that mean she broke up with you?

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-15 19:35:53 +0000 UTC]

no.
it's all confusing.

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-16 00:54:30 +0000 UTC]

Like my relationship.

Welcome to the club.

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-16 01:04:50 +0000 UTC]

ohjoi

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-16 02:43:52 +0000 UTC]

Except I doubt you're madly in love with her.

SAY, what happened to Miranda?

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-16 02:55:06 +0000 UTC]

I do be, honestly.

Meh. Bitch moved and I grew eyes to see through all my hormones.

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-16 04:19:28 +0000 UTC]

You're in love with a lesbian? I think you're worse than me. :C

You don't talk to her anymore?

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-16 16:55:33 +0000 UTC]

HEY. My lesbian loves me back.

Y'know, the second I saw this she talked to me on facebook and said I should call her or something.

Fuckin' weird.

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-17 02:18:05 +0000 UTC]

What's so great about your back?

Interesting...perhaps I am her?

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-17 02:54:10 +0000 UTC]

Freckled, and no hair.



not surprising. I always thought you were a whore.

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-17 04:40:45 +0000 UTC]

My back used to have backne. I haven't checked, but I think there are scars from it. SADFACE

So you don't think I am anymore? SWEET

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-17 14:42:32 +0000 UTC]

huh. SCARS ARE COOL :<




Always was the wrong adjective.

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-17 15:06:27 +0000 UTC]

Not when they are like mini craters. :C

Actually, "thought" was wrong. But then again, it wasn't really "wrong", I just chose to take your sentence as meaning "I used to think you were a whore". You implied that you still do, but I was being an ass. And now I'm patronizing you.

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-17 17:45:38 +0000 UTC]

Oh. Maybe you can make some babies with swiss cheese.

Kay.

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-17 21:25:58 +0000 UTC]

I hate things with clusters of holes. Sickens me.

OK

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-18 01:19:06 +0000 UTC]

HAH.

I like video games.
And pineapple.
And my girlfriend.
And yellow. I like yellow.

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-18 05:25:59 +0000 UTC]

Yellow is a horrible color. Blue and orangutan are far superios.

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-19 01:04:26 +0000 UTC]

kay.

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-19 03:07:19 +0000 UTC]

Kind and yosemite.

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-20 01:28:25 +0000 UTC]

k

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-20 02:15:14 +0000 UTC]

YOU HAVE ABANDONED FOR WHY REASON

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-20 20:15:39 +0000 UTC]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
why is my girlfriend always so angry

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-20 21:56:44 +0000 UTC]

Because you aren't sexing her right, OBVIOUSLY. BECAUSE I KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT RELATIOSHIPS.

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-20 23:42:32 +0000 UTC]

RRRRGH
IT'S NOT ALL SEX.

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-21 00:34:14 +0000 UTC]

But she's a lesbian.

the only reason she's a lesbian is for the hot steamy sex.

In all seriousness though, I have no idea why she's mad. Why don't you ask her directly? If she flips out on you she isn't worth it anyway.

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-21 01:22:25 +0000 UTC]

No. You wrong.

She wasn't flipping out. Just a little confused because I was sad because she was all morose and down because of a chemistry test she almost sorta failed. But yeah. I got a little more depressed because she was talking to her lesbian and I am a jealous mofo.

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