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UberChimerism
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[2008-04-18 01:48:39 +0000 UTC]
"The Beautified Upstart Crow"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 225; Deviations: 185; Watchers: 85
Watching: 131; Pageviews: 72093; Comments Made: 13267; Friends: 131
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: xxMemoriezxx, Rinjapine, animonFavorite movies: Trainspotting, The Lion King, The Weather Man, Little Miss Sunshine, anything by Christopher Nolan
Favorite TV shows: Death Note, Arrested Development, Keeping Up Appearances, Are You Being Served?
Favorite bands / musical artists: Hans Zimmer, Two Steps From Hell
Favorite books: anything by the below authors
Favorite writers: Khaled Hosseini, Sandra Cisneros, Sherman Alexie, Rinjapine
Favorite games: hangman (I'm a woman of words ^^)
Favorite gaming platform: writing utensil and paper
Tools of the Trade: my lexicon, my belletrism, my computer, my twisted mind
Other Interests: reading, writing, literature
# About me
Special thanks to for this ID! ^^
I am like Shakespeare: an upstart crow beautifying herself with the feathers of others.
Thus, I find it appropriate to quote an all-purpose anti-flame courtesy of the Great Bard:
If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended:
That you have but slumbered here
While these visions did appear,
And this weak and idle theme
No more yielding but a dream.
Gentles, do not reprehend.
If you pardon, we will mend,
Else the Puck a liar call.
And so, good night unto you all.
Give me your hand if we be friends,
And good Robin shall restore amends.
-The last lines of A Midsummer Night's Dream
Current Residence: somewhere in somewhere
Favourite genre of music: anything besides country or gospel (and most rap)
Personal Quote: If Picasso can be the Minotaur, why can't I be the Chimera?
Read my original works here!
# Comments
Comments: 646
Imagine having to teach "Tobi" the birds and the bees...
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Oh dear lord, and the best part of it is, "Pain" could've easily said no since Zetsu isn't Itachi's superior, but he just says, "You heard him. Go teach "Tobi" about the birds and the bees so that he understands-" "Why we shag sheep instead!" At that moment, everyone goes quiet and slowly turns to a drunken Kisame.
Kisame: "Ah, why ye lookin' at me like that for?"
Itachi: "Kisame. How much have you had to drink today?"
Kisame: "So much I be speakin' Aussie, that's fer sure..."
Itachi: ".... You're not making any sense-"
Kisame: "An' I don't have to neither!"
Pain: "That's it. Both of you. In that room, now!"
Tobi: "Oh boy! This is the part where you tell me about sex, right Itachi and Kisame-san?~"
Zetsu: "Wait. YOU ALREADY KNOW ABOUT-"
Itachi: ""Tobi". Come boy."
Tobi: "Ah, Itachi-kun..~ it's so sudden~"
Kisame: "AAAAAAAAANNNNNND off we go!"
Tobi: "HEY! WAIT! I CAN WALK! PUT ME DOWN-!"
Itachi: "OH, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I WANT TO DO THAT, TOBI!"
Kisame: "Ha ha, shut up you two. We're about to bond over sex!"
Tobi and Itachi: "THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT!"
Zetsu: "I'm not okay with this. Just what in the hell-"
Konan: "He's a grown man. So what if he knows about sex." -loud crash in the other room, Kisame has fallen and can't get up, Itachi is releasing something onto Tobi, to which he is not ready- "Uh... can't keep him sheltered forever. Especially not if he's with us...."
Pain: "No one's okay with this. But for now, don't even worry about it. There's more pressing matters to attend to."
Konan: "...."
Zetsu: "Yes. We will go take care of them now."
Konan: "...."
Pain: "Konan. You look tired. Why don't you take the rest of the day off? Get some sleep."
Konan: ".... If that is not an order, then I must refuse simply because there are too many pressing matters to attend to. Goodbye."
Pain: ".... Somehow, I feel like an ominous presence has left this room.... What the hell did I do?!"
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I think drunk!Kisame's growing on me
I hope the talk goes better than this !
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Lol Canon now, you know X'D Also, if you ignite a spark, get ready for the explosion, because my ideas are doused in gasoline and ready to burn! (ouch, I'm on fire, and my jokes are goin' up in smokes)
I know, right! I mean, poor girl does not deserve half the crap Kisame puts her through just by drinking the sauce. And also, ho boy, just writing out those lines made me laugh so hard... I mean, the idea that sometimes he'll take on a foreign accent at random while drunk was just too hilarious to pass up.
Also, about that video.... the scene with him and the mattress was totally accurate on how a man should treat his loved one. Fsssttt.... make a woman out of her, SHE MADE A WOMAN OUT OF YOU, BOY!
Also, the talk could literally be Itachi telling him straight up what the heck sex is, but then, he already knows that "Tobi" was trolling them all and acting innocent, and so where's the fun in that? Oh no... Revenge is sweetest when served nice and cold, classy, but then again, the talons are out and this ridiculous man-child is going to cause him to either have an aneurysm or commit mass murder all over again, and so...
Kisame shows them this:
youtu.be/U3lavVkiFXw
(what, you didn't expect Kisame to actually take them to a cat house, did you? granted, that'd be one way to preach the birds and the bees, but he isn't really in the mood for old pussy, or that into the idea of paying for the prudish little crow and his pumpkin head wearing adversary to get their rocks off, and so he settled for this.... plus, he kinda stopped going to those places anyway, and this is so much more fun.... watching their reactions....)
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After Kisame shows them that clip:
Tobi: *as if having an epiphany* So THAT'S how sex works!
Itachi: *trembling, veins popping, eye twitching* Urge...to kill...rising...
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Tobi: "What was that?"
Itachi: "Nothing." -stands up, glowering down at him as he slowly smiles- "Just seeing red, is all."
Tobi: "Well no wonder, your eyes are all glowing and red and- o-wwowO-WOWWW!!!"
(something happened, whelp...)
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Tobi: *later, presumably recovering from Itachi's Tsukuyomi* Wait...couldn't my eyes do that, too...?
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Zetsu: -yawns- "Do what?"
Tobi: "Zetsu-saaaaan~ Tobi wants some cool eyes like Itachi has."
Zetsu: ".... Are you done?"
Tobi: "Yes."
Zetsu: "If you're through whining, then be a good boy and help me with this."
Tobi: "Ew... there's blood everywhere."
Zetsu: "What do you expect? It's dead."
Tobi: "Sticky and red and-"
Zetsu: "Not going to stain your clothes, so shut up. Um, just be a little more quiet, alright?"
Tobi: "Tobi will be quiet... because Tobi is a good boy. .... Nobody knows... my sorrow-"
Zetsu: "That's it. Okay, what is it? No, shut up and- don't tell me to shut up- we don't have time for this!"
Tobi: "Umm..."
Zetsu: -sighs- What is it Tobi?
Tobi: "Just sayin', but I don't think dead men are supposed to move like that-"
Zetsu: "Shit! IT'S STILL ALIVE!"
Tobi: "And running too! Tobi will go get him!~"
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Tobi: Zetsu-san, did you order your dinner to go?
Zetsu: No. Why?
Tobi: 'Cause there it goes!
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LOL!! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT!!
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Yay for Lion King refs! ^^
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THAT'S why it sounded a little familiar! Lol I couldn't place it. Now I know.
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Oh man. linked me to this song from Heathers the Musical. And now I can't stop seeing Kaguya and Harafu in a high school setting (Harafu could be the mascot!) as Veronica and JD, with Kagsy's suitors as the doomed jocks!
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Oh my god, my cover for With(out) The Sun is finished! Okay, so a while ago, the artist had told me that he was having problems with the coloring and so after telling him that it's okay to leave it as monochrome and just adding the title and such, he finally finished it!! It looks pretty amazing, I just have to say!! It kinda sucks that it'll never be colored, but hey, he gave me a partial refund months ago and we both discussed what to do with what was already drawn and I love it!!
sta.sh/01hym6wo0t4n (version 1)
sta.sh/01uthwgfyx0o (version 2)
If you couldn't tell, btw, the one to the left is Saburo, and the one to the right is Tadao featured with the scroll of truth. Also, check it, Kaguya's hands at the top, remember that thing I told you about through notes? The truth behind the entire story, the narration, the true reason they're going through what they're going through? : 3 Something's up with her wrists, and I love how subtle the detail.
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I see something binding Kaguya's wrists... is that the subtle detail?
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Yep : 3 Spoiler spoiler since you're one of the few who knows the spoiler lol But starts with an 'I' and ends with a break in a wall and a revelation of that ties together all of the other "realms" of Kaguya. I mean, there must've been a reason for multiple planes of existence, and each one looking worse than the last... Who said these places were just created by that special eye? X'D Okay, I'll stop being so cryptic. I'm just so freaking excited about this!!
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youtu.be/uMszs3J1pLc
oh no, who does this remind us of lol
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The funny thing is, I heard that song and I was actually thinking both "Tobi" and Yuri towards Zetsu (the poor dears). I don't know. I apparently had it in my playlist and forgot all about it, and so the moment I came across it, I was excited and thought of them (dear lord, I'm supposed to be doing my intro to pysch assignment...)
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Omg Uber thank you for the gift subscription. This is so super sweet I can't right now☆☆☆
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You're welcome, dearie! ^^
Also, I'm sure you'll love this:
x. OpportunitiesSong: “Alone in the Town” — Silent Hill 2 soundtrack
-:-
When a Ramen Ichiraku opened in Mount Oinari, Naruto Uzumaki knew that the woman behind the counter, Ayame Miketsu*, was his new favorite person. Now he could have those tasty tasty noodles as much as he wanted! Wait ‘til Kuroda heard about this!
As he gorged on what had to be his third or fourth bowl, he heard to his right, “Can I sit here?”
And froze.
No way. Could Takashi really have…!
When he turned and saw the scarred face of his former Academy sensei, Iruka Umino, Naruto didn’t know whether to be relieved or disappointed. “Sure, I guess.”
Iruka, visibly deflated, gave an awkward chuckle as he took his seat. “Hey, I’m not that scary, am I? For a moment there, you looked like you saw a ghost.”
“More like I thought I heard one. So, what are you doing here, anyway?”
Before they knew
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Whoops : 3
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So! I have a new microphone ^_^
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What do you think? I've been practicing
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I did a thing : D
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Thank you so much for the fave, I really appreciate it! And for commenting of course, that made me even happier! ^o^
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Hey! So I started talking to this other poet on DA, and they have two short poems that I think you might find interesting:
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And for a slightly longer one:
rua-vasilis.deviantart.com/art…
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Thanks! I even left her profile a comment ^^
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No prob! And I saw that you liked her poem Echo. I thought that was really cool how she arranged it and knew you'd enjoy it lol
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OMG UBER!!!!!!!
Okay. So. You remember a while back how I was talking about a cover being made for With(out) The Sun? : D
Well, the artist is still working on it, but as it turns out, he forgot to send me the monochrome and here it is!!:
I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!
(btw, small things will be added besides color, mostly just words)
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Ooh! Are the figures at the bottom Obito? Or Tadao?
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The figure on the bottom left is Saburo mid-transformation, and the figure on the bottom right is Tadao mid-transformation (isn't their hair amazing? And with Tadao, the side of his face that's starting to distort is the side of his face that Black Zetsu inhabited, and with Saburo, the side of his face that's turning black is oddly enough the opposite side of the face that he inhabited as Black Zetsu, but if you put Tadao and Saburo side by side with their transformations, they look similar to their past self again) ^_^ And as you can see, past-Zetsu in the middle is in the middle of forming his fly-trap. Ahh!! I'm so excited!!! Also, without spelling out the spoilers on your actual page, remember that secret villain that apparently was there from the very beginning, alluded to in the prologue, AND makes their eerie presence known in the end? Did you notice the black strands of hair around Kaguya's wrists? : 3 Also, Tadao's scroll!!! I had it included and I'm just over-all super happy with how it's turning out so far.
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Working on my first chapter of my Naruto Pilotverse. Feeling a bit tired, and not sure if I got the dialogue right and described enough- not too much or too little. Though I know the beta'd version will be awesome. 
I will be posting it tomorrow, putting finishing touches and reading through. Will catch the obvious mistakes.
So far I feel good about it.
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It's going good but I did some other stuff today and don't think it'll be ready for posting tonight, and tomorrow, June 19th, is my birthday so I will be doing other stuff too.
Though I will work on it and finalize it. Will be ready to post by Monday at the latest.
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Sounds good ^^ And happy birthday!
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Thanks!
And I posted the first chapter!
Feel free to beta. I've been having some issues in real life lately and not sure if my dialogue and description are good enough but I know I have on there what I want to have.
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Thanks!
How's it going?
I am looking through Yokai on Yokai.com. It's interesting!
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