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[2006-11-29 21:48:27 +0000 UTC]
"Colonel Angus"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 1537; Deviations: 64; Watchers: 429
Watching: 76; Pageviews: 162616; Comments Made: 35446; Friends: 76
# Interests
Favorite movies: |[ casablanca ]|Favorite bands / musical artists: |[ lou rawls ][ crash kings ][ the features ][ alter bridge][ sam cooke]|
Tools of the Trade: |[ duct tape ][ nylon rope ][ gloves ][ ski mask ][ piano wire ][ quiet pair of shoes ]|
Other Interests: |[ music ][ movies ][ theatre ][ history ][ genealogy ]|
# About me
inorite.Current Residence: |[ mid-michigan ]|
Favourite genre of music: |[ soul ][ r&b ][ rock ][ indie ]|
MP3 player of choice: |[ iPhone ]|
Favourite cartoon character: |[ cast of family guy ]|
# Comments
Comments: 5010
Hahaha. LEISE RIESELT DER SCHNEEEEEEE. Or something. Oh Germans.
And eh. I can relate to that all too well, Jordan. I hope things get a tad brighter and more sexed up for you soon. <3
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O, Tannenbaum.
And for you, as well. <3
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Duuuuuude.
I have an interview at Cambridge and I am scared POO-LESS.
:<
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I'm jealous of you.
Getting really tired of my damn cats. They're nice to look at and all but really they make such worthless pets.
And yet I still love them, ridiculously so.
Anyway I want some dogs. A whole gaggle of them. I'll train them to do shit for me.
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I've always thought cats to be worthless. I don't mind having them, but I don't get any real joy from them either.
I don't love them at all.
I want more. At least one more, someone for Maggie to play with. I wish we had gotten her sister at the same time that we got her. I keep wondering how she is doing, if she's the same size, as healthy, and happy as Maggie is. Maggie is pushing 50 pounds now. The last time I weighed her she had gained another 4 pounds and was at 44. She seems to put on about 3-4 pounds every two weeks. I was reading the other day that dogs do most of their growing between 5 and 9 months... and she'll be 5 months next week. I'm thinking she may top 90 pounds. That's a scary thought, really. XD
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I think you would like my cat, she is equally affectionate towards everyone and curls up next to you and purrs without you even touching her 
I really do want a dog though! Maybe next summer... but I still feel bad about raising a city dog. Did you have any growing up?
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I've never met a cat that I "liked," honestly. I tolerate them, I don't mind them in anyway, but I just don't get attached to them. My mother is the other way around, she feels that way about dogs. You'd like one of my cats, Zoe, she's the same way as your cat. She's still a pain in the ass, though. XD
Dogs are great, I'm not sure if I'd want to have a "city dog," as you call it. I'm not a city person, really, unless they'll let me erect a cabin in Central Park.
My mother didn't let me have a dog until after my parents got divorced. I think she felt guilty or something. Maggie is my second dog, Pearl was my first. I got Pearl in 1996, when I was 14. Like a first child, she taught me what not to do when raising a puppy. She was horrible, barked constantly, terribly hyper, jumped on everyone, destroyed things... but she was my baby. I had to put her down 5 years ago. I told my mother she was lucky I waited 5 years before getting another dog, but I think she likes Maggie. Maggie is nothing like what Pearl was, aside from her coloring. If you do decide to get a dog, I'd recommend not getting a small breed. Small breeds are harder to house train and are, more often than not, insanely hyper and difficult to control. Research the breeds, see which breeds are right for you, then go looking. I set out to get a high energy, but not spastic dog, so I aimed towards a Labrador mix.
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Well why did you get them in the first place? 
idno. I love them. They smell nice and sometimes they actually come to me for reasons that doesn't involve them being hungry.
She looks like she'd be a big one. YOU SHOULD get one more. Or three. Coz then you'd have FOUR DOGS. Which is awesome.
I LOVE big dogs. And dogs with stubby legs. I want two Welsh Corgies, gonna name them Milton and Philip, and two German Shepherds, named Himler (yes) and Buliwyf ("bull-vye", that guy from 13th Warrior).
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It is because my mother got them, and not me.
Cleo, my fat one, only comes to me when I first wake up. The rest of the day, she treats me like shit and runs away.
She was out playing with my neighbor's 90 pound Golden yesterday, and the 2 pound Yorkie. XD
Corgies always make me think of the Queen. Buliwyf!? Good luck getting the people at the Vet's office to pronounce that.
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That is exactly the point of why I chose that name. AND Himler. The shock factor. Because... what? It IS a very cool German name.
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I wanted to name Maggie after a starlet... but I was trumped. I kinda liked the sound of Harlow or Claudette... maybe Ava.
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No... Ava sounds like a medicine or some cheap cosmetic
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When I start retching like a two dollar hooker after her rounds through the truck stop, I reach for Ava.
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Like little deflated flesh balloons.
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Thank you Joey. <3
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No worries! I mish you. :[
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Miss you too.
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Where have you gone? :[
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I haven't gone anywhere. Where have you gone?
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Work, school, Rotaract, paddling, and no life. Pretty busy.
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The fuck is rotaract!?
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It's like a junior Rotary.
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You go around in small circles?
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"I'm lost."
"Dude, I'm right behind you... or in front of you..."
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Basically. Hahaha.
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Ridiculousness!
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Happy birthday!(I really have to comment on your stuff more, I'm so busy with school so I'm really sorry!><)
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Thanks!
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You're welcome!
lol! XD
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