ProFastus In reply to ??? [2010-10-21 01:36:09 +0000 UTC]

Soooo.... she's dating two people?

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-21 03:15:00 +0000 UTC]

No, I just call the lesbian her lesbian.

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-21 03:16:30 +0000 UTC]

OH.

k so what's the problem?

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-21 03:17:12 +0000 UTC]

Meh.

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-21 03:18:46 +0000 UTC]

No srsly wuts the prblm

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-21 03:31:06 +0000 UTC]

I'm jealous of her lesbian.

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-21 04:13:11 +0000 UTC]

But she's not dating her.

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-21 15:45:46 +0000 UTC]

They talk more than we do.

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-21 21:52:30 +0000 UTC]

That's what girls tend to do with good friends. Because they're girls. And girls have things in common.

Unless you grow a vagina don't expect anything.

UNLESS

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-21 23:44:59 +0000 UTC]

Kay.
My girlfriend did say it'd be awesome if I ahd a vagina.

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-22 00:40:01 +0000 UTC]

Tell her it'd be awesome if she had a dick and see how she reacts.

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-22 01:08:34 +0000 UTC]

... It didn't go well.

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-22 01:57:16 +0000 UTC]

You actually did it?

I assume she reacted as if gayness is horrible and lesbianism is righteous?

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-22 02:02:59 +0000 UTC]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat why do you assume stupid, wrong things. She just said she wouldn't mind it much. In fact she had a dream that she had one once. And apparently her dick was bigger than mine.

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-22 03:03:06 +0000 UTC]

Nonparallel to popular to belief I enjoy making an ass of myself. It disarms people. So by assuming I encourage the person to correct me. Saves time. Though it can be risky if the person is suspicious... HM HM HMM

HOLY- WAT. She had a dream? SHE HAD A DREAM?!

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-22 03:20:33 +0000 UTC]

Nice cover-up.

IKNOWRITE
And she had a dick bigger than mine.

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-22 05:08:55 +0000 UTC]

I'm serious. See my face? FACE

No but for real. Statements are more effective than questions. In lawyer terms, it's called "leading [the witness]". "Hey, you're [random name], right?" The person will usually feel cornered and then correct you. But if you ask them, "What's your name?", there's more of a chance they won't tell you.

I know I'm talking too much. I'm bored.

I think she was dreaming that she fused bodies with me and grew my dick. DID I JUST MINDFUCK YOU OH YEAH

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-22 14:12:09 +0000 UTC]

Oh. Okay, I see what you mean. I've done that a few times without knowing the exact term for it I just call it a secondary question ._.

... You have an amazing ass, then.

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-22 17:19:02 +0000 UTC]

SECONDARY QUESTION AWAY!

Why thank you. I beat it daily to keep the swelling up.

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-22 17:32:47 +0000 UTC]

;D Sounds like something from watchmen.

My girlfriend's ass is nice, not big.

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-23 01:16:03 +0000 UTC]

And they'll look up and say, "Save us!"

And I'll whisper, "No."

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-23 14:08:42 +0000 UTC]

I wish I knew what the sugarcubes meant.

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-23 16:19:40 +0000 UTC]

What sugar cubes?

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-23 16:31:08 +0000 UTC]

In Watchmen? The comic? Gawddammit. Read the comic.

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-23 16:41:52 +0000 UTC]

Only read half.



And that was two years ago.

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-23 16:43:44 +0000 UTC]

READ IT ALL.
It's quite good.

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-23 20:42:11 +0000 UTC]

YOU.

are not my mother.

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-23 20:54:31 +0000 UTC]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-23 22:16:24 +0000 UTC]

BUT THE ART.

SO...NOT UNIQUE.

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-23 22:28:16 +0000 UTC]

WHO THE FUCK CARES.

READ IT FOR THE INTELLIGENT SCRIPTURE

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-24 01:06:49 +0000 UTC]

If I want intelligent scripture I'll read Egyptian runes. O .o

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-24 02:56:20 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-24 03:29:32 +0000 UTC]

Peaceful.

...oops my keyboard

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-24 05:09:41 +0000 UTC]

what

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-24 15:44:44 +0000 UTC]

You know what I mean. ;D

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-24 15:54:16 +0000 UTC]

iunno what we're talking about anymore.
When I get out of highschool we are so working on the comic.

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-24 17:36:46 +0000 UTC]

When do you get out?

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-24 23:51:07 +0000 UTC]

Year after this one.

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-25 01:17:41 +0000 UTC]

Oh. In that case:

UNDERAGE B& GTFO

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-25 03:35:57 +0000 UTC]

I'm 17!

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-25 04:02:39 +0000 UTC]

EXACTLY YOU AREN'T 18 SO YOUR UNDERAGE

GTFO 4CHAN

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-25 10:38:09 +0000 UTC]

fffffft

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-25 12:30:15 +0000 UTC]

You didn't catch my grammatical error.

Epic win for the prejudiced oldfag.

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-25 19:20:26 +0000 UTC]

I don't care, gtfo

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-25 20:30:28 +0000 UTC]

Get the fresh orange where?

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-25 21:48:45 +0000 UTC]

out of my vag

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-25 22:07:04 +0000 UTC]

VAGOOOOO

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-25 23:08:48 +0000 UTC]

k

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ProFastus In reply to Ronscoe [2010-10-26 00:23:44 +0000 UTC]

MAYONNAISE

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Ronscoe In reply to ProFastus [2010-10-26 01:05:00 +0000 UTC]

I like that in moderation.

I'm in a really awesome mood now, and I can't understand why. I think it might be because I proposed to Ash.

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