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parliamentFunk ♂️ [3658403] [2006-11-29 21:48:27 +0000 UTC] "Colonel Angus" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 1537; Deviations: 64; Watchers: 429

Watching: 76; Pageviews: 162617; Comments Made: 35446; Friends: 76

# Interests

Favorite movies: |[ casablanca ]|
Favorite bands / musical artists: |[ lou rawls ][ crash kings ][ the features ][ alter bridge][ sam cooke]|
Tools of the Trade: |[ duct tape ][ nylon rope ][ gloves ][ ski mask ][ piano wire ][ quiet pair of shoes ]|
Other Interests: |[ music ][ movies ][ theatre ][ history ][ genealogy ]|

# About me

inorite.

Current Residence: |[ mid-michigan ]|
Favourite genre of music: |[ soul ][ r&b ][ rock ][ indie ]|
MP3 player of choice: |[ iPhone ]|
Favourite cartoon character: |[ cast of family guy ]|

# Comments

Comments: 5010

angelitonegro In reply to ??? [2010-04-04 02:09:26 +0000 UTC]

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Whimsical-Dreams In reply to ??? [2010-04-01 09:06:31 +0000 UTC]

Happy Easter, hot stuff.

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parliamentFunk In reply to Whimsical-Dreams [2010-04-01 17:24:31 +0000 UTC]

d'awwwwww!

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oilsoaked In reply to ??? [2010-03-19 17:01:57 +0000 UTC]

I'm gonna tell you thanks for the watch, mk.

Though the cartier was much prettier than the rollex.

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parliamentFunk In reply to oilsoaked [2010-03-19 17:10:13 +0000 UTC]

You mean the Kartier was much prettier than the Roltex.

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oilsoaked In reply to parliamentFunk [2010-03-22 21:57:19 +0000 UTC]

I speake ze english, shut up.

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Whimsical-Dreams In reply to ??? [2010-02-25 08:52:56 +0000 UTC]

Awww look. I'm #1 in your friends list~! Does this mean I gain full access to your pants? Kidding



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parliamentFunk In reply to Whimsical-Dreams [2010-02-25 12:54:56 +0000 UTC]

It means I've been watching you longer than anyone else being displayed in my friends list. But yes, it does mean that as well.


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lorefunk In reply to ??? [2010-02-21 00:15:21 +0000 UTC]

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parliamentFunk In reply to lorefunk [2010-02-21 01:30:14 +0000 UTC]

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lorefunk In reply to parliamentFunk [2010-02-21 15:55:44 +0000 UTC]

shagged by a rare parrot

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BadMojoJuJu In reply to ??? [2010-02-19 19:47:12 +0000 UTC]

Can't fake the FUNK! Thanks for the watch!

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parliamentFunk In reply to BadMojoJuJu [2010-02-19 19:58:52 +0000 UTC]

I never fake the funk!

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Dancing-Naked In reply to ??? [2010-02-19 16:45:03 +0000 UTC]

I like your teeth. When you're done with them can I haz them?

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parliamentFunk In reply to Dancing-Naked [2010-02-19 17:09:45 +0000 UTC]

How about a bicuspid? I can spare one of those.

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Dancing-Naked In reply to parliamentFunk [2010-02-19 17:23:31 +0000 UTC]

No deal. One can not make a smile with only a bicuspid.

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parliamentFunk In reply to Dancing-Naked [2010-02-19 17:26:13 +0000 UTC]

Two bicuspids? I'd throw in a couple of incisors, but I really need those.

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Dancing-Naked In reply to parliamentFunk [2010-02-19 17:54:15 +0000 UTC]

Oh fine. Keep your teeth. >.>

( This is was a slight disturbing conversation to have, I probably should have stuck to Hey, Hey you there I like your smile. It's funky and BIG )

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SecretAdmirerPlz In reply to ??? [2010-02-14 10:41:23 +0000 UTC]


Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
=angelitonegro has sent you a rose,
Just because you're you!

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cybergranny In reply to ??? [2010-01-31 18:18:57 +0000 UTC]

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angelitonegro In reply to ??? [2010-01-26 03:04:03 +0000 UTC]

My latest comment was Christmas!?
No wai.

Just dropped by to say.. to say something I guess! Damn memory.

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parliamentFunk In reply to angelitonegro [2010-01-26 05:02:40 +0000 UTC]



It's okay, you get my attention everywhere else.

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angelitonegro In reply to parliamentFunk [2010-01-26 12:35:37 +0000 UTC]

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snowunmasked In reply to ??? [2010-01-21 15:02:06 +0000 UTC]

Thank you Jordan

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parliamentFunk In reply to snowunmasked [2010-01-21 15:13:10 +0000 UTC]

But of course.

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dammitMEL In reply to ??? [2010-01-10 07:35:18 +0000 UTC]

JORDYYYYY. U mah bffl durrrr.

I don't like typing like that.

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parliamentFunk In reply to dammitMEL [2010-01-10 12:18:29 +0000 UTC]

YOU MAI BFFL 2!!! <3

It is kinda lame looking. But still.

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snowunmasked In reply to ??? [2010-01-04 18:28:37 +0000 UTC]

     
  Thank you so much!

 

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parliamentFunk In reply to snowunmasked [2010-01-04 20:34:41 +0000 UTC]

It was entirely my pleasure, Katie.

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snowunmasked In reply to parliamentFunk [2010-01-04 22:25:19 +0000 UTC]

How's it going?

I lost a total of 15 pounds, and now weigh a lovely 119-120 :>

Got Keith to start counting calories, he's supposed to lose 3 pounds a week, to reach 189. He's got a couple more weeks to go... doing pretty good.

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parliamentFunk In reply to snowunmasked [2010-01-05 04:51:59 +0000 UTC]

Not bad, just working too much. :/

You so did not need to lose weight, missy.

3 pounds a week sounds about right, it's about where I am. I need to start running more though, I should really do it now with this cold weather.

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snowunmasked In reply to parliamentFunk [2010-01-05 17:05:37 +0000 UTC]

Dude I don't look it, but believe me I can pack a few pounds. God knows where the shit even goes. Fat vagina? ... man I don't even know where that came from.

I was 135 when we met, believe it or not. That's CHUBS.

Yoga saved my life.

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parliamentFunk In reply to snowunmasked [2010-01-05 17:12:11 +0000 UTC]

135?? Really? I'd have never guessed that. srsly

Fat vag... FATVAG!!!!

I'd been thinking about doing Yoga, how'd you know that!?

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snowunmasked In reply to parliamentFunk [2010-01-05 17:48:37 +0000 UTC]

I'm tall, and I don't carry fat around my face and neck, for god knows what reason. But yes, I am TONED now. My shoulders look incredible. Still have some fat on my back that's extremely stubborn to get rid of. Pretty close to being as athletically built as when I was 19. I even FIT in a pair of jeans I got when I was 19... sad and cliche as that sounds.

Yoga is amazing, if not just for the relaxation.

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parliamentFunk In reply to snowunmasked [2010-01-06 17:27:47 +0000 UTC]

I'm tall, and I do. Though, I don't carry it on my hands, feet, arms, or lower legs... go figure.

I DON`T fit into jeans I wore when I was 19, and that's a good thing.

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snowunmasked In reply to parliamentFunk [2010-01-06 17:46:30 +0000 UTC]

Same, with my limbs. I do chub up a bit in my upper arms, however THAT's history now

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parliamentFunk In reply to snowunmasked [2010-01-07 05:55:27 +0000 UTC]

Flabby arms ftw!

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SRaffa In reply to ??? [2009-12-25 19:30:22 +0000 UTC]

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parliamentFunk In reply to SRaffa [2009-12-25 20:29:47 +0000 UTC]

omg...

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SRaffa In reply to parliamentFunk [2009-12-25 22:48:32 +0000 UTC]

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parliamentFunk In reply to SRaffa [2009-12-26 09:26:32 +0000 UTC]

okay, that one's a stretch

"NO, NOT MY GUMDROP BUTTONS!!!"

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SRaffa In reply to parliamentFunk [2009-12-26 17:46:18 +0000 UTC]

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angelitonegro In reply to ??? [2009-12-25 03:24:52 +0000 UTC]

Merry Christmas, Jordy! Hope the best for you and your family, have a blast!


Kisses to grandma!

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parliamentFunk In reply to angelitonegro [2009-12-25 08:54:32 +0000 UTC]

Feliz navidad, Nati! Todo mi amor a usted y su familia!

Besos a mama!

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angelitonegro In reply to parliamentFunk [2009-12-26 00:30:39 +0000 UTC]

Haha mama sends kisses back!

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parliamentFunk In reply to angelitonegro [2009-12-26 09:26:51 +0000 UTC]

Only mama?

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angelitonegro In reply to parliamentFunk [2009-12-26 15:00:43 +0000 UTC]

Nuuuuu, me too!

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parliamentFunk In reply to angelitonegro [2009-12-27 00:09:16 +0000 UTC]

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synconi In reply to ??? [2009-12-24 16:47:26 +0000 UTC]

Merry Christmas, Jordie!!!

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parliamentFunk In reply to synconi [2009-12-25 08:48:49 +0000 UTC]

Merry Christmas to you as well, Gabby!!

May your day be merry and bright. <3

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