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parliamentFunk ♂️ [3658403] [2006-11-29 21:48:27 +0000 UTC] "Colonel Angus" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 1537; Deviations: 64; Watchers: 429

Watching: 76; Pageviews: 162617; Comments Made: 35446; Friends: 76

# Interests

Favorite movies: |[ casablanca ]|
Favorite bands / musical artists: |[ lou rawls ][ crash kings ][ the features ][ alter bridge][ sam cooke]|
Tools of the Trade: |[ duct tape ][ nylon rope ][ gloves ][ ski mask ][ piano wire ][ quiet pair of shoes ]|
Other Interests: |[ music ][ movies ][ theatre ][ history ][ genealogy ]|

# About me

inorite.

Current Residence: |[ mid-michigan ]|
Favourite genre of music: |[ soul ][ r&b ][ rock ][ indie ]|
MP3 player of choice: |[ iPhone ]|
Favourite cartoon character: |[ cast of family guy ]|

# Comments

Comments: 5010

parliamentFunk In reply to ??? [2009-08-20 10:28:03 +0000 UTC]

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synconi In reply to ??? [2009-08-15 12:46:25 +0000 UTC]

And ha, my face is now classed as "Random eye orgy!"?

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parliamentFunk In reply to synconi [2009-08-17 10:59:52 +0000 UTC]

It sure as hell is... should it be any other way?

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synconi In reply to parliamentFunk [2009-08-23 17:47:29 +0000 UTC]

I give up. I'll just laugh.



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parliamentFunk In reply to synconi [2009-08-25 12:37:05 +0000 UTC]

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synconi In reply to ??? [2009-08-15 12:45:52 +0000 UTC]

omgomgJORDAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






Missed you <3

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parliamentFunk In reply to synconi [2009-08-17 11:00:33 +0000 UTC]

Missed you, too. But don't get used to me, I'll be in and out randomly. I'm not really "back."

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synconi In reply to parliamentFunk [2009-08-23 17:47:06 +0000 UTC]

At least we know you're not dead or something worse. >___>

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parliamentFunk In reply to synconi [2009-08-25 12:36:52 +0000 UTC]

What could be worse than death? Having amnesia and forgetting you?!?!

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synconi In reply to parliamentFunk [2009-08-29 16:30:41 +0000 UTC]

OMG do not even say it!

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parliamentFunk In reply to synconi [2009-09-03 11:52:05 +0000 UTC]

Who are you again?

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synconi In reply to parliamentFunk [2009-09-06 13:42:04 +0000 UTC]

...





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Caektiems In reply to ??? [2009-08-10 02:43:31 +0000 UTC]

Miss you, Jordan. I hope everything's ok, buddy.

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parliamentFunk In reply to Caektiems [2009-08-15 09:26:27 +0000 UTC]

S'all good. I am just extremely busy. I had an easy day at work today, so I've got a little spare time this morning that I don't know what to do with. XD

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Rubius In reply to ??? [2009-08-09 02:15:27 +0000 UTC]

P.S. The words under your ID are messing with my head...

Miss you!

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parliamentFunk In reply to Rubius [2009-08-15 09:25:44 +0000 UTC]



That was in an article from a paper geared towards students at MSU.

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Rubius In reply to parliamentFunk [2009-08-18 15:15:42 +0000 UTC]

Are you serious?

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parliamentFunk In reply to Rubius [2009-08-19 03:59:43 +0000 UTC]

Ttly. One of my coworkers brought it back to the office one morning, he was eager to let us all see it. XD None of us could believe that it was seriously about what it was about. That tag line leaves you thinking, "they don't mean what I think they mean, do they?" But yeah, the whole article was like telling girls the guy is in the good when he pulls out. Apparently whoever wrote the article never heard of STDs.

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Rubius In reply to ??? [2009-08-09 02:13:58 +0000 UTC]

When I type "p" your dA page comes up before my college.

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parliamentFunk In reply to Rubius [2009-08-15 09:24:18 +0000 UTC]

When I type "r," your page comes up before Rand McNally.

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Rubius In reply to parliamentFunk [2009-08-18 15:10:00 +0000 UTC]

!

When I type "u" this comes up: [link]
I'm not kidding <_____<

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parliamentFunk In reply to Rubius [2009-08-19 03:53:57 +0000 UTC]

I love that definition!!

I wish I could show you what comes up when I type "v," but then I'd be banned. >___>

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evilsyndicatemember In reply to ??? [2009-08-03 13:02:54 +0000 UTC]

I miss you.

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parliamentFunk In reply to evilsyndicatemember [2009-08-15 09:26:39 +0000 UTC]

I miss me, too.

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evilsyndicatemember In reply to parliamentFunk [2009-08-15 12:37:07 +0000 UTC]

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Rubius In reply to ??? [2009-08-02 16:04:45 +0000 UTC]

I saw Tool live after all, they only played one song from undertow. Still amazing though.

The song was Flood.

Hope things are alright.

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parliamentFunk In reply to Rubius [2009-08-15 09:28:09 +0000 UTC]

Awww, flood isn't even the best song from that album... what a bunch of losers.

At least you saw TOOL!!! Lucky dog! <3

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Rubius In reply to parliamentFunk [2009-08-18 15:17:13 +0000 UTC]

Agreed!

I wish you could've been there! Seriously, I was alone in the crowd.. None of my friends were interested in seeing them.

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parliamentFunk In reply to Rubius [2009-08-19 04:01:31 +0000 UTC]

I'd have loved to have been there! Everyone born in this state is required by law to adore certain musicians, Maynard being one of them.

None of your friends? Why not? Are they the kind that like whatever it is everyone else in their cliques like? Those people annoy me.

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Rubius In reply to parliamentFunk [2009-08-19 15:46:21 +0000 UTC]

They were playing at a music festival, so there were bands on other stages at the same time that my friends preferred to see. None of them had even heard Tool's music before

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parliamentFunk In reply to Rubius [2009-08-20 10:27:55 +0000 UTC]

All Points West? Tell me you got to see White Rabbits! GOD I LOVE THEIR DRUMMER! XD And it looks like Cage the Elephant was playing their that day, too. (I still say Friday would have been the day I would have gone, I think you asked me before which day I'd prefer to go.)

I wish we had something like that near here. Maybe that will have to be my long time goal, to bring a decent music festival like that to this area. Right now, all we have really is one that has mostly country singers and classic rockers, and then the Detroit Electronic Music Festival. That's a pretty good one though, so at least we have that. So many good things have come out of Detroit, musically speaking, it's a shame no one really remembers it anymore, other than us. Right now, though, that city is in utter dismay and chaos. This whole state is in chaos. I rarely see a happy face much anymore. Sometimes, we feel like everyone has forgotten us. It's our own fault though, we never thought the auto industry would crumble like it has. We'll see what the future holds... so far it'll either be the film industry, or advanced battery technology, according to our governor. Governor \"do-nothing-that-doesn't-benefit-her-own-career\" Granholm. She probably blew Joe Biden to get all that stimus money, and what's that gotten us? A fuck load of orange barrels. Srsly, you can't go a mile without hitting a construction zone anywhere in this state, ANYWHERE. XD

Sorry if I rambled.

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evilsyndicatemember In reply to ??? [2009-07-26 07:02:27 +0000 UTC]

<3

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irient In reply to ??? [2009-07-22 05:35:17 +0000 UTC]

Hai Jordan!

Hope everything's alright with you, man.

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evilsyndicatemember In reply to ??? [2009-06-24 23:36:19 +0000 UTC]

I am pillaging your page.

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New-0-World-0-0rder In reply to ??? [2009-06-23 13:40:00 +0000 UTC]

Wow your happy??? I'm happy!!! w00t get ready for 3 more years till Armageddon!

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parliamentFunk In reply to New-0-World-0-0rder [2009-06-23 17:57:17 +0000 UTC]

I dunno if I am happy really, but glad to finally be almost done with it.

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LadyLincoln In reply to ??? [2009-06-20 22:40:52 +0000 UTC]

Raindrops keep fallin' on my head...

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parliamentFunk In reply to LadyLincoln [2009-06-21 10:48:09 +0000 UTC]

That guy must have a huge head if they only fall on it, and not the rest of him.

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Rubius In reply to parliamentFunk [2009-06-22 11:55:04 +0000 UTC]

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parliamentFunk In reply to Rubius [2009-06-22 12:51:06 +0000 UTC]

Not that head, geesh. Ya perv. <3

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Rubius In reply to parliamentFunk [2009-06-22 14:30:45 +0000 UTC]

LMAO

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X-A-N-A In reply to ??? [2009-06-20 03:19:49 +0000 UTC]

How do you think of sex when you think of Santa!? I mean, really!

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parliamentFunk In reply to X-A-N-A [2009-06-20 09:37:26 +0000 UTC]

Whoa, you totally through me off. I was like, "the fuck is this dude talkin' abou-- oh, facebook, right."



Doesn't a big, fat, hairy guy just scream sex to you, too??

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X-A-N-A In reply to parliamentFunk [2009-06-20 17:12:14 +0000 UTC]

I love doing that!

No... he really doesn't!

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parliamentFunk In reply to X-A-N-A [2009-06-21 10:56:19 +0000 UTC]

No?? Yeah, me either, guess we can't all wanna jiggle his jelly.

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X-A-N-A In reply to parliamentFunk [2009-06-21 18:20:44 +0000 UTC]

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parliamentFunk In reply to parliamentFunk [2009-06-20 09:53:38 +0000 UTC]

Threw, even.

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synconi In reply to ??? [2009-06-17 17:25:42 +0000 UTC]

Hoping you're as well as can be, Jordan!

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parliamentFunk In reply to synconi [2009-06-18 13:24:20 +0000 UTC]

As can be, yes. <3

Hope you are, too.

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synconi In reply to parliamentFunk [2009-07-24 17:20:13 +0000 UTC]

I miss you...

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