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Akataras
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[2011-08-03 08:23:45 +0000 UTC]
"~ Seeker of Truth ~"
(United Kingdom)
# Statistics
Favourites: 345; Deviations: 19; Watchers: 28
Watching: 219; Pageviews: 13788; Comments Made: 596; Friends: 219
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Anyone I watch on here. ;)Favorite movies: Dragonheart, I'm not really much of a film watcher, more of a gamer and reader really.
Favorite TV shows: Game of Thrones
Favorite bands / musical artists: AFI and I Am Ghost are two of my favourites, but my tastes branch out rather quickly.
Favorite books: Anything by Tolkien, I also adore A Song of Ice and Fire by George R.R. Martin
Favorite writers: J.R.R. Tolkien and George R.R. Martin take the top spots.
Favorite games: RPGs mainly, but too many to list, but there's a fine wall of them on my tumblr.
Favorite gaming platform: Playstation 3. I'm a console gaming peasant unfortunately. D=
Tools of the Trade: My trusty laptop and keyboard, a notebook and pen for when I'm out and inspiration strikes and I (very) occasionally sketch things.
# About me
Artwork in my Deviant ID by deadTwinkies
Artwork in my avatar by Uncle-Bang
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Take a look in my favourites folder to see some of my characters: akataras.deviantart.com/favour... (If any catch your eye, I'm always looking to have them drawn)
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Hey there! I'm Akataras, a hobbyist writer. I prefer to write fantasy but will dabble into other genres from time to time. I hope you'll learn to love, hate, and want to touch my characters inappropriately just as much as I do.
I can be a difficult person to get along with at times. If sarcasm, dry wit, dark humour and a tendency toward the surreal aren't your cup of tea, I probably won't be tasty to you either. (And if you don't like tea of any kind, get off my page, heathen.) I can sometimes come across as arrogant or condescending... I'm getting better, but I'm still working on shaking that off.
Anyway, I've wasted enough of your time and no-one reads text walls. If you'd like to know more about me for some insane reason (Like seriously, what's wrong with you? I'm like a walking poison) you can either talk to me on here, or check out my tumblr - akataras.tumblr.com/
# Comments
Comments: 168
Thanks a bunch for the watch man I appreciate it!
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Happy birthday, my fellow bed-hopper!
Many joyful wishes and well-endowed servant boys to you!
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Thank you Miisu. Β
"Fellow bed-hopper."
Oh my. This entire message is golden. 
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A werewolf might be stopping by
He heard you were just his kind of guy
He's carrying presents in a big, black bag
It might be that he hopes for a shag
Either way he's happy for you
So happy birthday, please don't put him in a zoo
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Thanks Sushi! Should I be worried about that poem?
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Only if it comes true and a voice in your mind says: "zoo"
...I'm on a rhyming roll.
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Joyful tidings! Ye best of wishes on this, thine day of birth! Verily.
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Thank you, always nice to get a message from my biggest fan. 
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Well I admit I gained SOME weight since last year...
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Thanks a lot for the watch Friend!
Have a nice day there!
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Hello! You are now an accomplice in my Mention-bombing of
I have no shame.
But also no regrets.
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SO this is gonna sound weird but I happen to be going through some more nonsense (similar to last year), and I was thinking of drawing an art piece expressing my feelings. SO I ended up looking to my last year's piece, just to see it again (see if it was as good as I remembered, really), and rediscovered your punny comments that made me laugh.
They made me laugh again, btw.
ANYWAYS, I then wondered... wtf haven't I actually tried to chat with dude again or something?
So. Yeah. *awkward curt wave*
And don't worry, I'm immune to poison.
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I almost didn't have the heart to go looking through your gallery to remind myself just what I said.Β
Seems like I didn't miss a beat.Β
Although making those two puns is just shamelessly ripping off my old comments. Is it still plagiarism if you're stealing from yourself? Bah.Β
Anyway! Doesn't sound weird at all, glad they made you laugh a second time. Hopefully it helped you out a little. : >
*Awkward curt wave back*Β
Immune to poison you say? Cannonfire it is then.
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HAHAHAHA~! AAaahahhh I'm laughing again~! (albeit a little inebriated, apologies, tis my Friday~)
It's not plagiarism so much as allusion, I'd think~ being your own work that you're going off of.
Cannon fire, you say~? I'll have you know my ability to dodge is quite impeccable. I'll meet your cannon fire, and I would say my heart would be racing from the danger, but alas...
Do feel free to message or note me about your writings or things you like. I myself write as well, though I don't claim to be a writer by any description of the word. I can, however, appreciate good writing, and so, if you wish to share some things about your OCs with me, I'd be happy to listen~
And perhaps if I can come up with the right words myself... maybe I'll tell you a bit about my own~
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Remind me to get drunk at the same time as you at some point. The results would be hilarious.
Hope you aren't firing off any false claims there, cannon dodging is great for getting the heart pulsing... well... maybe not so much in your case.
I do love to not shut up about my OCs, it's difficult to get me to shut up about Vincent in particular.Β
And I always like hearing about other people's characters. : D
Throw me a note whenever you like/when you're online.
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Hasta la Djinn, boyo! --> fav.me/d63xe2v
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Thank you very much for the watch! I really appreciate it.
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Not a problem at all!
Can't wait to see more of your work, your style and the content you post are right up my street.
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Really good to hear! I can't wait to produce more work for you to view then. ^^
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No problem! Can't wait to see more of your work.
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I hope I'll not disappoint you. ;D
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So ah... you wanna... come ask the Djinn a question? fav.me/d63xe2v
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Hello. A little dragon told me you wanted something sculpted. How can my claws be of assistance?
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I apologise for such a late reply, life got busy recently and I haven't really been keeping up with my messages.Β
Ah, Jormong sent you. I appreciate the offer, but I've not yet got all the references in place I'd need for an accurate sculpture, and I wouldn't want you flailing about trying to deal with my mess of a design for Akataras and inability to accurately describe aspects of his appearance.Β
Once again, apologies.Β
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Alright. Contact me when you do, and I'll see what I can do.
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No problem, I love your art style.
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Oh and also this: i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/799232896β¦
Not talking about yours truly, for obvious reasons.
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I swear, you're such an attempt on my chuckle-muscles I'm going to ask you if there's a downloadable version of you somewhere.
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Have you tried the matrix? I should be floating around there somewhere, either backflipping needlessly or naked and in a tub of goo.
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Hey, I live there! Me being just a line of code and all.
...Wanna see my code?
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Not sure if terrified at the implications of that question.
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I could make a hardcopy of your psyche and run some tests to rule out all doubt, if you like.
It'll be completely indistinguishable from the real you, but since protocols won't allow me to keep it for personal use or anything I'll have to kill it with fire afterwards.
But you'll like my code, I guarantee! It's not very long but it's pretty and gets the message across. Link
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Oh I do like your code. It's a very sexy code.
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I knooooowww right?
I'm so going to bug everybody with it, all the time.
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No problem, you've got some really nice stuff. Thanks for stopping by and throwing me a llama so I could find you.
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