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# Statistics
Favourites: 16; Deviations: 1; Watchers: 26
Watching: 31; Pageviews: 4012; Comments Made: 115; Friends: 31
# Interests
Tools of the Trade: SLEUTH DIPLOMACYOther Interests: Sleuthing problem, music, candy corn, dames
# About me
Gender: Male
Species: Human?
Friends: Ace Dick, Pickle-InspectorPI
Loves: Hysterical Dame
Likes: Steak Dinners, Candy Corn, Dames
Dislikes: Weird puzzle shit, DMK
Bio: I'm Problem Sleuth, one of the top Problem Sleuths in the city. Solicitations for my service are numerous in quantity. Compensation, adequate. It is a balmy summer evening. I am feeling particularly hard boiled tonight.
What will I do?
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RP account operated by flammingcorn .
Current Residence: A city
Favourite genre of music: Jazz, big band, and swing
Skin of choice: My own?
# Comments
Comments: 160
Tyriax-Torian [2011-09-13 11:29:38 +0000 UTC]
You stare down this stranger/weirdo, you will test him by how well he can stare, a true detective can stare down any criminal, which you arent.
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BESTProblemSleuth In reply to Tyriax-Torian [2011-09-17 17:17:00 +0000 UTC]
*Stares back with great intensity like a good detective should*
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Tyriax-Torian In reply to BESTProblemSleuth [2011-09-17 17:38:44 +0000 UTC]
The staring continues long after it has become akward. You break the stare and nod your approval
Sounds l!ke you're @s good @s t#ey s@y you @re
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BESTProblemSleuth In reply to Tyriax-Torian [2011-09-30 19:54:06 +0000 UTC]
Cool. *Poses awesomely*
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King-Of-Saturn [2011-09-05 23:52:57 +0000 UTC]
Awww yeah you are so hard boiled
You are the best
YOUR PULCHRITUDE HAS MAXED OUT FOREVER
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Sollux-Captor [2011-06-29 05:22:08 +0000 UTC]
You bump into an odd character. He felt different from the other people you've met, but you can't him, so you'll just have to ask him some questions.
00ps s0rry. hey there... guy?
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BESTProblemSleuth In reply to Sollux-Captor [2011-06-30 06:57:19 +0000 UTC]
Oh, hey there...kid!
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Sollux-Captor In reply to BESTProblemSleuth [2011-06-30 07:10:34 +0000 UTC]
Well this is a little awkward.
...i guess i havent met y0u bef0re?
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BESTProblemSleuth In reply to Sollux-Captor [2011-07-17 20:30:58 +0000 UTC]
Probably not. You don't seem familiar.
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Sollux-Captor In reply to BESTProblemSleuth [2011-07-18 01:43:43 +0000 UTC]
huh.
s0 what are y0u, a tr0ll 0r human?
itd check f0r h0rns but that w0uld be a little weird.
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BESTProblemSleuth In reply to Sollux-Captor [2011-07-19 02:53:44 +0000 UTC]
A human...I think. D:
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Sollux-Captor In reply to BESTProblemSleuth [2011-07-19 04:02:33 +0000 UTC]
y0u think?
alright well ill just assume y0ure a human then.
wh0 are y0u anyway?
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BESTProblemSleuth In reply to Sollux-Captor [2011-07-26 03:24:06 +0000 UTC]
I'm Problem Sleuth, one of the top Problem Sleuths in the city!
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Sollux-Captor In reply to BESTProblemSleuth [2011-07-26 07:25:23 +0000 UTC]
what the hell is a pr0blem sleuth?
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BESTProblemSleuth In reply to Sollux-Captor [2011-07-31 05:03:27 +0000 UTC]
A detective or something I guess. :I
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Sollux-Captor In reply to BESTProblemSleuth [2011-08-01 04:34:37 +0000 UTC]
ehehehe that's funny that y0u d0nt even kn0w what y0u are.
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BESTProblemSleuth In reply to Sollux-Captor [2011-08-09 08:52:19 +0000 UTC]
I do so! It's just confusing...
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Sollux-Captor In reply to BESTProblemSleuth [2011-08-09 17:55:04 +0000 UTC]
alright whatever y0u say.
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Anguis-Nagata [2011-06-26 03:57:59 +0000 UTC]
You sssleuth problemsss~?
~~~I have dissscovered one that you may find interesssting~
There isss a lady troll missssing: Elaphe~
If you can find any information regarding her whereaboutsss, I will gladly pay you for it, though you ssshould firssst ssspeak with one Remusss Minor~
If you find her I'm sssure you'd win the reward that'sss been promisssed~
Here isss a picture and other information: [link]
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BESTProblemSleuth In reply to Anguis-Nagata [2011-06-30 06:57:53 +0000 UTC]
I'm on the case!
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Anguis-Nagata In reply to BESTProblemSleuth [2011-06-30 12:18:19 +0000 UTC]
~~~Erm~
Apparently there wasss a missscommunication involved~
I think ssshe'sss all ssset now~~~
ovvO
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NannaSprite [2011-05-19 00:32:04 +0000 UTC]
"Hoo hoo hoo! Hello!" You have no IDEA HOW YOU EVEN GOT HERE. Maybe this stranger will assist you?
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BESTProblemSleuth In reply to NannaSprite [2011-05-22 18:33:05 +0000 UTC]
Uh, hey. *Is slightly confused by this strange person...but you've seen stranger.*
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NannaSprite In reply to BESTProblemSleuth [2011-05-23 20:08:30 +0000 UTC]
NannaSprite: Throw pie at Problem Sleuth to establish authority.
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BESTProblemSleuth In reply to NannaSprite [2011-05-27 21:32:33 +0000 UTC]
D: Why would you do that? *Wipes pie off of self*
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NannaSprite In reply to BESTProblemSleuth [2011-05-28 17:55:07 +0000 UTC]
"What, you don't like pranks?" How DAAARE HE.
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BESTProblemSleuth In reply to NannaSprite [2011-06-01 20:39:01 +0000 UTC]
I do, just...not when they happen to me.
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NannaSprite In reply to BESTProblemSleuth [2011-06-05 02:49:28 +0000 UTC]
"Same here. It agitates me, depending on the situation. Especially embarrasing pranks!" You loathe embarrasing pranks. You don't really use them much.
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BESTProblemSleuth In reply to Mobster-Kingpin [2011-05-07 01:21:55 +0000 UTC]
You. D:<
((HI. :3))
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Mobster-Kingpin In reply to BESTProblemSleuth [2011-05-07 02:52:33 +0000 UTC]
What are YOU doing here?
((I finally join this group, it took me a while to join.))
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BESTProblemSleuth In reply to Mobster-Kingpin [2011-05-08 17:38:32 +0000 UTC]
Sleuthing problems for these people of course!
((Sweet. :3))
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BESTProblemSleuth In reply to Mobster-Kingpin [2011-05-15 12:28:19 +0000 UTC]
Stopping anything you might attempt as well. >:[
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BESTProblemSleuth In reply to Mobster-Kingpin [2011-05-22 18:34:00 +0000 UTC]
I...don't know. D:
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Mobster-Kingpin In reply to BESTProblemSleuth [2011-05-24 01:16:46 +0000 UTC]
That's what I thought.
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BESTProblemSleuth In reply to Mobster-Kingpin [2011-06-01 20:39:30 +0000 UTC]
*Continues to stare meanly*
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Mobster-Kingpin In reply to BESTProblemSleuth [2011-06-03 20:59:51 +0000 UTC]
So Sleuth, you where's you whore?
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BESTProblemSleuth In reply to Mobster-Kingpin [2011-06-11 00:45:10 +0000 UTC]
Don't you talk about her that way! She is not a whore!
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Mobster-Kingpin In reply to BESTProblemSleuth [2011-06-12 17:43:11 +0000 UTC]
oh yes she is.
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BESTProblemSleuth In reply to Mobster-Kingpin [2011-06-13 17:35:16 +0000 UTC]
She only dressed that way once! D:<
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Bec-Noir [2011-04-04 04:15:21 +0000 UTC]
What is this. Who are you. How did I even end up on this page.
This is complete bullshit.
*phases out*
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BESTProblemSleuth In reply to Bec-Noir [2011-04-04 15:40:26 +0000 UTC]
I'm Problem Sleuth, and one of the bests, I might add. I'm guessing you clicked a link to my page somehow? That's one more problem sleuthed! Hey...are you okay? D:
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Bec-Noir In reply to BESTProblemSleuth [2011-04-04 15:54:46 +0000 UTC]
Am I ok-what kind of question is that? Of course I'm okay. What even made you ask that in the first place?
...oh, is it the sword? No, don't mind that. It's an after-effect of a prototyping. Something you probably don't understand. So yes, I'm okay. I'm always "okay".
It's everyone else that's eventually not okay around me. If you catch my drift, Sleuth.
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