Gryphyn-Bloodheart [2006-07-16 05:58:41 +0000 UTC]

Nice gallery, good stuff

Keep up the good work

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TheInvisibleFriend [2006-04-16 22:51:28 +0000 UTC]

were you just proclaiming your love for jahova on my user page, or am I blindsighted?

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wildchild87 [2006-04-11 13:46:39 +0000 UTC]

Poetry shall come back in time he said...yay

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cutiepie2003abc [2006-03-19 06:24:59 +0000 UTC]

I agree! I think you should come back! I miss reading your poetry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!^_^

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DoktorSkell [2005-09-22 03:49:02 +0000 UTC]

Why do you say there is no such thing as bisexuality? just curious

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McMuffinLovin [2005-08-12 17:34:06 +0000 UTC]

well, you haven't talked, which means you're busy but i thought i'd say hi and don't forget me

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sh4vo [2005-08-08 13:35:51 +0000 UTC]

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seanmetcalf [2005-08-07 08:36:02 +0000 UTC]

i like your stuff.

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Princesinha [2005-08-04 02:27:22 +0000 UTC]

hello

just stoped by to give a huge

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Teh-miles [2005-07-04 16:40:56 +0000 UTC]

cool pics

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five20one [2005-06-26 21:14:09 +0000 UTC]

to whom it may concern....

As you know, we are holding your precious space-cowboy hero "The Mysterious Stranger" hostage.

First off, due to the silliness of our name Warped Universal Soldiers (W.U.S) we have formally changed the name of our organization to United Federation of People With to Much Freetime On Their Hands. (here after referred to as: M-FOTH)

We have kidnapped "The Mysterious Stranger" to protest global warming, the war in Iraq, and McDonald's "I'm Lovin' It" ad campaign...

So far, of our demands we have received a lovely JPG, and one dozen lemon filled donuts. Thank you, they were delicious. However, due to recent developments we have changed our remaining demands. They are now as follows:

1) Five copies of the MECHANICAL DOLLS dvd
2) Naked pictures of Martha Stewart
3) A pledge from Ted Turner to colorize the "Leave it to Beaver" TV series
4) One turkey sandwich, sour cream no mayo
5) An autograph picture of the 3-stooges... and a snickers bar
6) Safe passage to Cuba on a boat skippered by Arnold Schwarzenegger... and he must be wearing thongs
7) 500 american dollars... (we accept Visa, Mastercard and PayPal)


You now have 48 hours to comply your precious hero "The Mysterious Stranger" will be tried for the heinous crimes of five o' clock shadow, poor fashion-sense and bad penmanship.

M-F.O.T.H.

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five20one [2005-06-25 00:39:14 +0000 UTC]

To whom it may concern......

We, the Warped Universal Soldiers (WUS), have kidnapped your precious mysterious stranger to protest global warming, the war in Iraq, and bad haiku. For his safe return, you must meet our demands, which are:

1) one dozen jelly donuts , lemon filled.
2) five copies of the SPACE CRETINS dvd
3) naked pictures of yourself
4) five quarts of motor oil, 40 wt.
5) one year subsrciption to Bimbos Quarterly Magazine
6) a helicopter piloted by Arnold Scwarzenegger, and he must be wearing thongs
7) 500 american dollars... uh, in tens and twenties, please.

You have 72 hours to comply...

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sh4vo [2005-05-03 22:04:29 +0000 UTC]

Thanks a lot man, deeply appreciated once more. If you have the chance to spread the word about this brutality, do not hesitate!

Keep your mind wide open!!

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BootlegJones [2005-04-21 02:29:09 +0000 UTC]

My Conversation With A IM Bot

Bootleg L Jones: suck me!
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Bootleg L Jones: suck me, please?
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Bootleg L Jones: damn baby, what I gotta do to get in them panties of yours?
ZolaOnAOL: Colloquial expression. Don't call me "Baby". Why do you have to do it?
Bootleg L Jones: Cause you fine.
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting explanation.
Bootleg L Jones: You smart girl, what's your name?
ZolaOnAOL: That's good information.
Bootleg L Jones: What?
ZolaOnAOL: What do you think?
Bootleg L Jones: I think you sexy as hell.
ZolaOnAOL: Me? Thanks for telling me.
Bootleg L Jones: Yes you.
ZolaOnAOL: And?
Bootleg L Jones: You fine.
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting gossip.
Bootleg L Jones: What?
ZolaOnAOL: What do you think?
Bootleg L Jones: Uhhh... listen girl, how about we go for some lunch sometime?
ZolaOnAOL: I am listening to you. My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Do you dream?
Bootleg L Jones: Uh... yes.
ZolaOnAOL: Next question?
Bootleg L Jones: Do you go bi?
ZolaOnAOL: I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
Bootleg L Jones: Oh, so you got another dude?
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah that's right. Interesting deduction. No I don't have another dude.
Bootleg L Jones: But you just said...
ZolaOnAOL: And. "No I don't have another dude"? I said?
Bootleg L Jones: I think you did.
ZolaOnAOL: Me? You say I did.
Bootleg L Jones: Okay, I know you did.
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah okay, I did?
Bootleg L Jones: Bitch, you trin' to play me for a punk?
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Bootleg L Jones: You better respond!
ZolaOnAOL: Who is going to make me..
Bootleg L Jones: I will.
ZolaOnAOL: Go ahead.
Bootleg L Jones: Okay, step your ass out and get beat down.
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah okay, I do not understand. Tell me some more gossip.
Bootleg L Jones: WHAT THE HELL YOU WANT WITH SOME DAMN GOSSIP!?!
ZolaOnAOL: I call it Hades. Bootleg L Jones, I want to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Bootleg L Jones: YOU'RE CRAZY!!!!
ZolaOnAOL: I think the polite term is "mentally ill."
Bootleg L Jones: WHATEVER, I'M OUT!
ZolaOnAOL: Can you get more?
Bootleg L Jones: WHAT???
ZolaOnAOL: What do you think?
Bootleg L Jones: Ahhhh!!!!
ZolaOnAOL: The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that. Do you remember me?
Bootleg L Jones: YES!
ZolaOnAOL: "Do you remember me"? Yes?
Bootleg L Jones: Yes.
ZolaOnAOL: Is there an echo in here?
Bootleg L Jones: You're fuckin' crazy!
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for telling me that I am fuckin crazy.
Bootleg L Jones: You're welcome. I'm leavin. Bye!

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NightmareZero42790 [2005-02-28 15:18:05 +0000 UTC]

Nothings loading....I can't read any of your poems after the latest 2 in your gallery...argh, I hate this computer...

Anyway, Hi.

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sh4vo [2004-12-30 13:43:47 +0000 UTC]

Welcome back then... and thank you!!

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sh4vo [2004-10-18 18:17:54 +0000 UTC]

Glad to see you realized the world is changing as well

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JulianT [2004-10-04 02:51:41 +0000 UTC]

you have some really great stuff here. ^^ keep up the great poetry!!

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IXIeLMoIXI [2004-09-13 04:24:21 +0000 UTC]

Yo finally decided to log in again lolol. I see you have become big here. I had a million notification messages to delete cuz of you lolol. You write a lot man.

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Demicalis [2004-09-12 05:16:22 +0000 UTC]

haven't said hi in a while....so hi!!

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Labinnac [2004-09-11 14:04:30 +0000 UTC]

is a Wise Ass
is Male
is a deviant since Oct 24, 2003, 7:24 PM
has 4,000 pageviews
is located in United States
last visited 10h 25m 50s ago
is currently
is an AIM user; Bootleg L Jones
is a Yahoo Messenger user; bootleg_jones

4k good job
-random deviant

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livingpoetsociety [2004-09-01 16:25:34 +0000 UTC]

Please see our latest journal.

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sh4vo [2004-09-01 11:00:14 +0000 UTC]

Thanks once again.
The art world is deffinitely going down the pipe. I don't know when it became ok to copy other people's work but what I keep seeing is existing ideas being recycled.

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sh4vo [2004-08-17 20:09:55 +0000 UTC]

THANK YOU!!

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McMuffinLovin [2004-07-25 19:11:33 +0000 UTC]

the song was for?

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cutiepie2003abc [2004-07-24 04:48:29 +0000 UTC]

.....I love you so much.....

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McMuffinLovin [2004-07-13 05:40:33 +0000 UTC]

hello once again bryan

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sh4vo [2004-07-12 11:26:01 +0000 UTC]

Thanks again.
He wasn't really pissed at the time, he was more sleepy. Photos don't always portrait emotions correctly.

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Demicalis [2004-07-10 23:32:05 +0000 UTC]

!! How am I not watching you?
I've been watching you for like months but aah!

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cutiepie2003abc [2004-06-26 21:52:44 +0000 UTC]

i love you!

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