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# Statistics
Favourites: 4969; Deviations: 531; Watchers: 336
Watching: 1295; Pageviews: 57544; Comments Made: 31881; Friends: 1295
# Interests
Favorite games: Fire Emblem Awakening, Pokemon, Left 4 Dead 2Other Interests: Birdwatching, photography, Nellis, Chrobin
# Comments
Comments: 9199
DlstantEchos [2018-03-20 19:01:21 +0000 UTC]
because this account is technically mine I'm allowed to spam it
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3wyl In reply to Coffee-Fueled-Conman [2018-02-01 01:09:29 +0000 UTC]
Hello! I wanted to welcome you to . Hopefully our front page is helpful? If you have any thoughts, suggestions, concerns, or anything else about the group, let me know!
Some Useful Links Chat with artists from DeviantArt in our Discord Server .
Check out the Events & Projects happening on Discord this week.
Free to use images !
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Coffee-Fueled-Conman [2017-10-24 13:47:40 +0000 UTC]
Hello! Please reply to this comment if you want to talk to me!
Don't thank me for watches, faves, or llamas, please.
Have a wonderful day! 💕
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meowistick In reply to Coffee-Fueled-Conman [2017-11-02 00:48:30 +0000 UTC]
Hey there, Nick! I am also Nick
who also has a craig tucker icon
and is also also a transmale
and is also also also kin
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Coffee-Fueled-Conman In reply to meowistick [2017-11-02 01:16:59 +0000 UTC]
Ahoy, fellow Nick!
and is also also also also a pansexual
and also also also also also uses Chickensmoothie :0
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meowistick In reply to Coffee-Fueled-Conman [2017-11-02 04:08:29 +0000 UTC]
yes yes yes yES!!
how are you doing?
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Coffee-Fueled-Conman In reply to meowistick [2017-11-07 13:30:23 +0000 UTC]
YeEEE!!
I'm doing pretty good, thank you for asking! ;D
How about you?
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meowistick In reply to Coffee-Fueled-Conman [2017-11-09 03:36:38 +0000 UTC]
I'm glad to hear that!!
I'm alright, thank you for asking as well!!
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Coffee-Fueled-Conman In reply to meowistick [2017-11-14 17:35:39 +0000 UTC]
Awesome Awesome!
Also sorry for the late reply I haven't had time to check my messages rip
Also also I loVE YOUR FURSONA HE'S SO CUTE
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meowistick In reply to Coffee-Fueled-Conman [2017-11-17 21:33:12 +0000 UTC]
it's fine!
aaaAAA TYSM OH MY GOODNESS???? THANK YOU!!! THAT MEANS A LOT TO ME ASHSFSDJVSDFHSJ
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Saltlicked In reply to Coffee-Fueled-Conman [2017-10-26 15:47:18 +0000 UTC]
When you redo your whole profile for spooktober but you don't want to change it after that.
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Coffee-Fueled-Conman In reply to Saltlicked [2017-10-26 17:12:32 +0000 UTC]
OH I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE YOU CHANGED YOUR PAGE AND NOW I LOVE IT EVEN MORE
I feel you man. My spooktober page is my great page.
PLUS IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR PAGE TOOK FOREVER TO EDIT, THERE IS NO WAY I WOULD CHANGE IT EVER AGAIN IF IT WERE MINE LMAO
Also, cool icon! ;v;
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Saltlicked In reply to Coffee-Fueled-Conman [2017-10-26 17:58:01 +0000 UTC]
OH MY GOD YOU RESPONDED LMAO
YEAH IT TOOK A WHILE BUT ITS SO WORTH IT!
i probably won’t change it and I adore the black and white stuff
also thanks
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Coffee-Fueled-Conman In reply to Saltlicked [2017-10-26 23:24:56 +0000 UTC]
?? I usually respond, don't I? Did I miss some replies? owo;;
I honestly would hate to see it change. I love it so much lmao ;v;
Same man!!
It's only beaten by blue and black imo ;v;
No prob! <3
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Saltlicked In reply to Coffee-Fueled-Conman [2017-10-27 02:12:40 +0000 UTC]
No it's just been awhile I really don't think you'd respond to me anymore
Same I adore it
True though
<33
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Coffee-Fueled-Conman In reply to Saltlicked [2017-10-27 16:14:48 +0000 UTC]
No way! I always try to reply to my bros!
And, just in case you needed to hear this: Yes, you're still considered a bro. You and Star are my most important bros, and there's no way you'll ever be taken off the bro list, no matter how long we don't talk! Once a bro, always a bro!
...
I said bro nine times in this entire comment. I have a bro problem, bro.
Same
ye
<33
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Saltlicked In reply to Coffee-Fueled-Conman [2017-10-27 17:59:38 +0000 UTC]
That means a lot bro <33
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Coffee-Fueled-Conman In reply to Saltlicked [2017-10-29 22:27:32 +0000 UTC]
And I'm glad it does, bro! <3
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Coffee-Fueled-Conman In reply to littlespring-axel [2017-10-16 02:42:45 +0000 UTC]
Thank you!! <3
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littlespring-axel In reply to Coffee-Fueled-Conman [2017-10-16 03:05:44 +0000 UTC]
no prob!!
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TheMrMayo [2017-10-15 19:44:57 +0000 UTC]
YO! HAPPY DUO B-DAY TO YOU, CONMAN!
Remind me to send a cake to you when I get points back. I owe you a slice!
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Coffee-Fueled-Conman In reply to TheMrMayo [2017-10-15 20:56:20 +0000 UTC]
And a happy birthday to you too, Mayo! <3
You don't have to, mate! Your message is plenty. ;v;
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Coffee-Fueled-Conman In reply to JupiterGrace [2017-10-15 20:47:35 +0000 UTC]
Thank you! ^v^
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Coffee-Fueled-Conman In reply to NostalgicFandomChick [2017-10-15 20:44:26 +0000 UTC]
Thanks man!
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FlainYesFourzeNo [2017-10-15 12:09:56 +0000 UTC]
お誕生日おめでとうございます!
(Otanjōbiomedetōgozaimasu!)
(Happy Birthday!)
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Coffee-Fueled-Conman In reply to FlainYesFourzeNo [2017-10-15 20:42:20 +0000 UTC]
Thank you! ^v^ <3
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FlainYesFourzeNo In reply to Coffee-Fueled-Conman [2017-10-15 22:55:53 +0000 UTC]
どういたしまして。
(Dōitashimashite.)
(You are welcome.)
hOLY FUCK MY COMMENT GOT FEATURED
i AM SCREAMING IN JOY RIGHT NOW
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AMUR0-0 [2017-10-15 11:15:07 +0000 UTC]
HAPPY "ESCAPE FROM THE WOMB DAY", ~THE BIRB BAE™~----!
'eres some cake for you:
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Coffee-Fueled-Conman In reply to AMUR0-0 [2017-10-15 20:41:21 +0000 UTC]
THANK YOU MY DUDE
Also tysm for the points, I really appreciate em! ;v;
Also also, I really appreciate that floofy anime Nellis pic!
thAT IS SOME QUALITY CONTENT MY DUDE
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AMUR0-0 In reply to Coffee-Fueled-Conman [2017-10-16 06:38:14 +0000 UTC]
UR WELCUM NICK!!! it was the least I could do to repay all of your birthday screeches and s-supports. uwu
QUALITY CONTENT????? no,,,,,,
i'LL SHOW YOUR ASS TRUE QUALITY CONTENT.
,,, then there is this questionable shit I found way back in the day. The vidya's bizarre nature continues to haunt me to this day :^)
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Coffee-Fueled-Conman In reply to AMUR0-0 [2017-10-16 14:06:58 +0000 UTC]
I've already seen Who's Cooking Tonight(I couldn't remember the name though so thank you for linking it) but the moment I saw the title of the other one I just paused it and rethought my life
Is it just a two minute video of Nick making out with himself
Also here's my spam of the week w oah All three of these were in my bookmarks wtf
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AMUR0-0 In reply to Coffee-Fueled-Conman [2017-10-17 01:30:21 +0000 UTC]
Np! btw there is one where Nick and Ellis make out,,, but the trippy Nick one.. THAT I had to show you. Yes, a solid two min. of a conman exchanging fucking tongues with himself; A video someone put legit effort into making.
An excerpt from the long af desc:
"Nick(left): "I'm real.. if you want me to be." Nick(right): "Yes, you are real to me."YYYYOOOOOOOO THIS WACKY SHIT'S HAUNTING, MAN----- All I wanted was to show you some Nellis but nope. Youtube had other (cringytbh)plans.
*of the year! cause I haven't gotten one of your s in quite a while
welp, as a l4d oldfag I've also seen all of them too, except for the Ellis-on-pills-adventure... W O A H .. All I can truly say is that I missed your tasty mind-fucking spams. ewu
Have some moar: mERRY JESUS CHRIST WTF MAN Nani ahh, the classic shipping vidya yet again
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Coffee-Fueled-Conman In reply to AMUR0-0 [2017-10-17 04:09:52 +0000 UTC]
NOW THE COMMENTS MAKE SENSE! NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE WERE MENTIONING NELLIS--
I MEAN THE MOST I CAN SAY IS THE ANIMATION IS... NOT THE WORST THING I'VE EVER SEEN?
I mean, yes, the concept is... questionable(But I guess people like selfcest so), but the animation itself is decent. I've definitely seen worse
It doesn't beat Darkest Days(It doesn't beat the small bits I've seen from it, anyway. No fuckin way I'm sitting through an hour long l4d fan movie), but y'know, it's nice. STRANGE, BUT NICE.
And jfc I'm glad I didn't read the desc
Oh fuck you're right--
I AM MAKING IT MY GOAL TO BRING NICE QUALITY SPAM TO YOUR PAGE SOON
HAVE YOU SEEN ROCHELLE ALMOST GETS HER REVENGE? (Aka Rochelle abuse the video) AND CRINGE THE MOVIE?
PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE
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AMUR0-0 In reply to Coffee-Fueled-Conman [2017-10-21 07:01:45 +0000 UTC]
Since DAss somehow thinks I'm "spamming" and wouldn't let me edit my comment to put a specific thingie I wanted to show you, here is the LONK: linksqueen.tripod.com/mil.html
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AMUR0-0 In reply to Coffee-Fueled-Conman [2017-10-21 06:56:40 +0000 UTC]
I can agree with that-- somewhat. I guess 'cause I ain't a supporter of selfcest or incest I'm kinda more biased towards content that has that shiz?? Still, the video is an infinitely better love story than My Inner Life. <--- THE REASON WHY LINK SCREMS
The desc. isn't all that more rational compared to the 2 conmen exchanging their Patrick Stars with each other...... so you ain't missing much really.
SI SENORITA. I HAVE SEEN nearly ALL THE SIN THE L4D FANDOM HAS TO OFFER DURING IN MY PRIME L4D-OBSESSED DAYS. . . fuck, how I miss t-bagging everyone (who died) that I played with online. #10/10Childhood
Pff.Cringe the movie will never reach maximum kek cringe like this movie. "Hunter dies in one shot. seems legit"~LeWrenchDeNBP
I saw your latest spam
tbh I think it extended my life expectancy
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Coffee-Fueled-Conman In reply to AMUR0-0 [2017-10-23 03:31:37 +0000 UTC]
Oh fuck I forgot My Inner Life. I watched Kassie Boyd read it, I think.
Thank u for linking it :'^)
"COMPARED TO THE 2 CONMEN EXCHANGING THEIR PATRICK STARS WITH EACH OTHER"
W H A T
Tbh I would be 1000% cool with being t-bagged by you if we played together. Enjoy that fact, because my reaction would not be positive with anyone else.
...Except maybe Lostie. Lostie is cool too.
TOO BAD Y'ALL CAN'T BECAUSE MY ASS AIN'T GOT STEAM LMAO
Why the fuck did I say y'all omg that was a mistake my inner southern fuck is coming out
holy fuck this is comedy gold.
The fucking pipe bomb bit made me spew soda all over my desk.
oh right i forgot i posted that lmao
I'm glad it made you happy <3
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AMUR0-0 In reply to Coffee-Fueled-Conman [2017-11-04 03:58:51 +0000 UTC]
Yw, homes. A mustarpiss such as My Inner Life is something that should never be forgotten.
"...crying like tigers mating as we came to a full climax and exploded together one last time."
"...grunting like a female tiger to urge him on,"
"...as I cried out loudly like a tiger in heat,"
Gosh dang. Here I thought that My Immortal's nsfw paragraphs were-- questionable, smh
b u e n o s d i a s, m a n d y
boi you know how I love making nonsensical poetic sentences~.
Aw heck yeah //infinite bROWNIE PRIVILEGe-POINTS GAINED I would let you and Lostie jump and step on me for entire rounds, fr.
NO CONSIDER YOURSELF SAFE FROM MY MIC SPAMMING SKILLS MUAHAH.
YES.... let your inner hick cum out Nicki Con-aj.
Each one of those are true works of art
Here 'ave some m o a r ewe classic dank, nut-worthy Gmod/SFM vidyas!
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Coffee-Fueled-Conman In reply to AMUR0-0 [2017-11-14 16:20:08 +0000 UTC]
Of the two terrible fics that start with 'My', I have to say that My Immortal is better.
It's... not boring. And it's... not about tiger sex, and it's... author's notes aren't ten paragraphs long.
And it's... got 'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!'
I M B E C I L !
Yeah but that was a sentence that made about as much sense as NUCLEAR BEAM OF HORSE ENERGY or 'He was hung lik a stallone'
That was some next level nonsense that I was not prepared for.
PILLAGE MY CORPSE AND STEAL MY HEALTH PACK! WON'T BE NEEDIN IT WHERE I'M GOING
Actually now that I think about it, the characters are just a bunch of Kenny's from South Park so maybe leave the health pack...
BUT DANCE ON MY CORPSE IF YOU WANT, IT'S FINE
I'm gonna do it! I'M GONNA DO IT!
H o g w a s h
I DID IT Y'ALL I'M OUT OF THE SOUTHERN CLOSET
I'm fuckign dyign
I like that 'Louis beats up Rochelle for no reason' has a bunch of copies where it's like the same thing with different characters
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VolcanicAerodactyl [2017-10-14 23:30:14 +0000 UTC]
HEY
HEY YOU
WE HAVEN'T TALKED IN LIKE, T W E N T Y Y E A R S
WHAT'S GOING OOOOONNNNN
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