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CrystalEm2 ♀️ [18076410] [2011-06-24 17:33:26 +0000 UTC] "Givin' love a bad name" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 28; Deviations: 50; Watchers: 11

Watching: 14; Pageviews: 3651; Comments Made: 479; Friends: 14

# Interests

Favorite movies: Leap year
Favorite TV shows: Lost, Glee, Adventure Time, Four Weddings, The Vampire Diaries, more c l i c h e girl stuff.
Favorite bands / musical artists: Three Days Grace, Rise Against, Skillet, Breaking Benjamin, Starkid, Panic at The Disco
Favorite books: Beautiful Creatures, Dies the Fire, Tunnel in the Sky, Cat in the Hat (it's a classic)
Favorite writers: Lots
Favorite games: Super smash bros. brawl-- only because I dominate in that game.
Favorite gaming platform: Wii
Other Interests: Drawing, painting, sculpting,creative writing,track, basketball, cheerleading, theater, theater, theater, Starkid, theater, Starkid.

# About me

Hello, kittens. Just so y'know, I'm an avid supporter of donatin' pie to Emily.

Love me some pie.


# Comments

Comments: 71

EliraAislinn [2015-12-02 16:04:42 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday, Emster. [=

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EliraAislinn [2014-05-05 00:24:30 +0000 UTC]

*Donates pie.*

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CrystalEm2 In reply to EliraAislinn [2014-05-06 01:39:01 +0000 UTC]

PIE

-noms-
is it...was it this?

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EliraAislinn In reply to CrystalEm2 [2014-05-06 01:55:42 +0000 UTC]

It's pie.

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EliraAislinn [2013-07-23 23:08:33 +0000 UTC]

You ish tagged~ *Pushes to my journal.*

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CrystalEm2 In reply to EliraAislinn [2013-07-23 23:22:35 +0000 UTC]

Fffffalooloo .3. -goes to do dat-

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EliraAislinn [2013-05-02 22:39:12 +0000 UTC]

Psst.

Guess what?

Have you guessed it yet?

You're amazing, and I love you. Never forget it, or I'll have to remind in a colorful array of words.

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CrystalEm2 In reply to EliraAislinn [2013-05-02 23:11:57 +0000 UTC]

:'3 Aw shucks. 'Love ya too, bud!

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EliraAislinn In reply to CrystalEm2 [2013-05-02 23:14:53 +0000 UTC]

^-^

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etkch [2013-03-03 04:16:40 +0000 UTC]

Order up! [link]

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CrystalEm2 In reply to etkch [2013-03-03 04:55:44 +0000 UTC]

...what the fuck are those?
...falopian tube..
O-O FUCK YOU,YOU DIRTY BASTARD.

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etkch In reply to CrystalEm2 [2013-03-03 05:31:23 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! At first it was horrifying, but I see that it's funny whenever showing it to others. x3

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CrystalEm2 In reply to etkch [2013-03-03 13:51:42 +0000 UTC]

O-E Those are Slender sperms.
...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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etkch In reply to CrystalEm2 [2013-03-03 20:39:39 +0000 UTC]

You'll be next.

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CrystalEm2 In reply to etkch [2013-03-03 23:22:49 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha. Funny. Slender doesn't make sperm. He's not technically a man...he's like, an octopus.

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etkch In reply to CrystalEm2 [2013-03-04 04:09:25 +0000 UTC]

He's described as being a man. For all we know, he could quite possibly have reproductive organs.
Plus, an octopus is capable of reproduction.

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CrystalEm2 In reply to etkch [2013-03-04 10:20:51 +0000 UTC]

There's no guarantee.
What about octopus man children, hm? Are they capable of reproduction?

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etkch In reply to CrystalEm2 [2013-03-04 20:09:24 +0000 UTC]

Yes.

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CrystalEm2 In reply to etkch [2013-03-04 23:40:57 +0000 UTC]

How do you know Octopus Man children can reproduce? Maybe they're test tube babies.

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etkch In reply to CrystalEm2 [2013-03-05 01:04:07 +0000 UTC]

.3. Because I talked to Slenderman

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CrystalEm2 In reply to etkch [2013-03-05 01:07:46 +0000 UTC]

You're such a liar. Slender can't talk, he hasn't a mouth.

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etkch In reply to CrystalEm2 [2013-03-05 02:03:16 +0000 UTC]

He has no eyes yet he's always watching you.

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CrystalEm2 In reply to etkch [2013-03-05 02:06:58 +0000 UTC]

No he's not...he's not real...

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etkch In reply to CrystalEm2 [2013-03-05 02:23:24 +0000 UTC]

If he's not, then how is it that we've met?

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CrystalEm2 In reply to etkch [2013-03-05 02:32:06 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha. What? What are you talking about?

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etkch In reply to CrystalEm2 [2013-03-05 02:36:37 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, that's right. Slenderman and I have met.

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CrystalEm2 In reply to etkch [2013-03-05 11:39:53 +0000 UTC]

Oh. So you HAVE been raped.

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etkch In reply to CrystalEm2 [2013-03-06 05:07:22 +0000 UTC]

I never said that nor did I imply it.

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CrystalEm2 In reply to etkch [2013-03-06 14:10:31 +0000 UTC]

Well Slender rapes everyone that he meets. So how are you an exception?

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etkch In reply to CrystalEm2 [2013-03-06 21:02:45 +0000 UTC]

Cause I raped him first

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CrystalEm2 In reply to etkch [2013-03-06 21:22:38 +0000 UTC]

...Mmh, great. Thanks, Connor. Now I'm scarred for life.

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etkch In reply to CrystalEm2 [2013-03-07 04:39:19 +0000 UTC]

:3 You're welcome!

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CrystalEm2 In reply to etkch [2013-03-07 23:15:21 +0000 UTC]

-cough-Dick-cough-

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etkch In reply to CrystalEm2 [2013-03-08 02:02:50 +0000 UTC]

8===

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CrystalEm2 In reply to etkch [2013-03-09 14:48:12 +0000 UTC]

The end is smiling. ...

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etkch In reply to CrystalEm2 [2013-03-10 04:46:02 +0000 UTC]

o-o Dafuq?

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CrystalEm2 In reply to etkch [2013-03-10 13:20:42 +0000 UTC]

The end of the penis is a smiley face.

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EliraAislinn [2012-11-06 17:24:52 +0000 UTC]

*Super-dramatically-pokes* Hey, you!

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CrystalEm2 In reply to EliraAislinn [2012-11-06 18:48:03 +0000 UTC]

OMG HEY!!

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EliraAislinn In reply to CrystalEm2 [2012-11-06 19:00:11 +0000 UTC]

What is the up?

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CrystalEm2 In reply to EliraAislinn [2012-11-06 19:08:21 +0000 UTC]

Homework :/ Play work <-- even worse

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EliraAislinn In reply to CrystalEm2 [2012-11-07 15:49:21 +0000 UTC]

D: I'm sorry.

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CrystalEm2 In reply to EliraAislinn [2012-11-12 21:43:40 +0000 UTC]

Meh... it's okay. It's almost over.

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EliraAislinn In reply to CrystalEm2 [2012-11-12 23:13:22 +0000 UTC]

Well that's a plus!

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etkch [2012-09-07 04:42:17 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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CrystalEm2 In reply to etkch [2012-09-08 00:43:42 +0000 UTC]

I knew it was gonna end badly right when I saw the hand come out from the side x3

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etkch [2012-09-03 18:21:10 +0000 UTC]

.3.
[link]

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CrystalEm2 In reply to etkch [2012-09-03 18:35:04 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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etkch In reply to CrystalEm2 [2012-09-03 18:47:11 +0000 UTC]

I haven't hear that song in ages.
[link]
[link]
I feel obligated to send you funny Slenderman pictures.

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CrystalEm2 In reply to etkch [2012-09-03 18:55:33 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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