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Deviant-Gremlin
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[2007-01-08 23:40:41 +0000 UTC]
"The Corrupter"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 1; Deviations: 4; Watchers: 7
Watching: 5; Pageviews: 1478; Comments Made: 21; Friends: 5
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: George CarlinTools of the Trade: flamethrower of painful truths about Miss Thang.
Other Interests: lighting cats on fire, then kicking them
# About me
Current Residence: A small, wet cave
MP3 player of choice: my head
Shell of choice: Humor
Wallpaper of choice: A quilt of dead rabbits, white with pink eyes preferably
Personal Quote: This is not the potty dance, it's the veagen mating ritual!
# Comments
Comments: 9
hola andie ^_^
it took me a while to find you but i did. muahaha
its alyssa in case you couldnt tell
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FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."
FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out
FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this
REAl FRiENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back!!
If ur a real frend u will send this 2 13 people including me {when u get 13 friends} if you get this 5 times ur a real friend
my little gremlin. will u send it back to me??
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Hey kids, Joe-safety here, if you want to stay out of trouble, you should treat your pets with respect, or else you will die a slow painful death at their teeth, but it'll be all your fault.
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hey andie it's kara, that person in your 8th grade class long ago. teresa told me you had a deviant art account so yea... i'm gonna add you okay? ^-^
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Ha Andie plz write back if i did this rihght im still a little new to DA so i need some help on some things well take care
PS cant wait to read your story. From "Little black wing Angel".
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Welcome to dA – I hope you have an awesome time here! 
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