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InternetDumbledore ♂️ [20664463] [2012-01-24 00:40:21 +0000 UTC] (United Kingdom)

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Watching: 4; Pageviews: 1778; Comments Made: 69; Friends: 4

# Interests

Tools of the Trade: Elder Wand

# About me

Avada kedavra.


# Comments

Comments: 65

hae-ri [2012-04-29 11:27:09 +0000 UTC]

Hi Albus, how's life been treating ya?

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InternetSirius [2012-02-18 01:22:40 +0000 UTC]

Dumbly-dorr!

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InternetDumbledore In reply to InternetSirius [2012-03-12 00:17:08 +0000 UTC]

Sirius!

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InternetSirius In reply to InternetDumbledore [2012-03-12 17:08:22 +0000 UTC]

How's death?

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wellfuckmesideways In reply to InternetSirius [2015-08-15 13:55:38 +0000 UTC]

You're dead shouldn't you know too?

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InternetDumbledore In reply to InternetSirius [2012-03-23 07:51:40 +0000 UTC]

Not bad

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Haysonny [2012-02-04 03:44:22 +0000 UTC]

Sorry put I have to post this on your profile
you just said to the person on the "hi" thread "come join hogwarts"
I then looked up about the person you told that, that they were raped, put in a foster home and has tried to commit suicide...

I'm sorry but that made me break out in hysterics, I mean I am litterally crying with laughter...
I could just imagine dumbledore trying to talk someone out of suicide on a ledge with a megaphone... Gawd I'm in stitches...
It's just so out of nowhere hahahahahah...
GAWD....

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InternetDumbledore In reply to Haysonny [2012-02-10 09:23:53 +0000 UTC]

What?

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Haysonny In reply to InternetDumbledore [2012-02-10 09:32:22 +0000 UTC]

lol, sorry about that.
to be fair though it was hilarious what you said

one word of advice, never join the samaritans

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InternetDumbledore In reply to Haysonny [2012-02-10 09:33:06 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, I don't get where you're coming from but I'm glad you found it funny

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Haysonny In reply to InternetDumbledore [2012-02-10 09:41:33 +0000 UTC]

imagine hearing about someone about to jump off a building(serious atmosphere)...then dumbledore appears out of nowhere trying to persuade the person to join hogwarts.

or I could put it another way, imagine if dumbledore turned up to a real funeral...

I could try and find the thread again but I can't be bothered.

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InternetDumbledore In reply to Haysonny [2012-02-11 20:53:11 +0000 UTC]

I get you now!
This should become a meme

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u-mad-bro85 [2012-02-02 04:48:32 +0000 UTC]

nice nameXD

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InternetDumbledore In reply to u-mad-bro85 [2012-02-10 09:23:19 +0000 UTC]

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The-Barber [2012-01-28 10:28:49 +0000 UTC]

*pulls on your beard* o3o

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InternetDumbledore In reply to The-Barber [2012-01-29 05:21:39 +0000 UTC]

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The-Barber In reply to InternetDumbledore [2012-01-29 12:02:59 +0000 UTC]

I want it >n> Gimme

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InternetDumbledore In reply to The-Barber [2012-01-29 22:25:34 +0000 UTC]

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The-Barber In reply to InternetDumbledore [2012-01-29 23:51:22 +0000 UTC]

I liek beards ;n; .....

*crawls inside Dumbledores beard*

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InternetDumbledore In reply to The-Barber [2012-02-10 09:22:37 +0000 UTC]

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The-Barber In reply to InternetDumbledore [2012-02-10 10:31:21 +0000 UTC]

My new home

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InternetDumbledore In reply to The-Barber [2012-02-11 20:52:02 +0000 UTC]

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The-Barber In reply to InternetDumbledore [2012-02-12 09:33:08 +0000 UTC]

I want your babies.

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InternetDumbledore In reply to The-Barber [2012-02-13 04:37:46 +0000 UTC]

You can have them

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Bytestream [2012-01-27 23:18:01 +0000 UTC]

I pissed in your food.

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InternetDumbledore In reply to Bytestream [2012-01-28 07:40:45 +0000 UTC]

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Bytestream In reply to InternetDumbledore [2012-01-28 07:43:44 +0000 UTC]

Its magically delicious!

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InternetDumbledore In reply to Bytestream [2012-01-28 07:53:54 +0000 UTC]

It was delicious beforehand thanks

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Bytestream In reply to InternetDumbledore [2012-01-28 17:43:01 +0000 UTC]

But creeper piss may have been clinically proven to enhance the quality of Lucky Charms.

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InternetDumbledore In reply to Bytestream [2012-01-29 05:25:58 +0000 UTC]

But it may not have been clinically proven to enhance the quality of Lucky Charms too

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Bytestream In reply to InternetDumbledore [2012-01-29 23:38:42 +0000 UTC]

You can't deny scientific theories!

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Crescent-Luna-Moon [2012-01-25 03:53:11 +0000 UTC]

Hello Headmaster I hope you are well

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InternetDumbledore In reply to Crescent-Luna-Moon [2012-01-25 20:48:38 +0000 UTC]

I am well Luna my dear girl

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Crescent-Luna-Moon In reply to InternetDumbledore [2012-01-25 21:36:27 +0000 UTC]

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Catwomon [2012-01-25 02:45:54 +0000 UTC]

Are you like Dr.Who?
I could swear you looked different before.

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InternetDumbledore In reply to Catwomon [2012-01-25 20:48:45 +0000 UTC]

No, I am Dumbledore

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Catwomon In reply to InternetDumbledore [2012-01-25 20:55:52 +0000 UTC]

I know but you looked more old in the first movie.

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InternetDumbledore In reply to Catwomon [2012-01-25 20:57:57 +0000 UTC]

There are spells to fix old age

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Catwomon In reply to InternetDumbledore [2012-01-25 20:59:54 +0000 UTC]

OYEA.
...I keep forgetting that. ; n ;

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InternetDumbledore In reply to Catwomon [2012-01-25 21:05:52 +0000 UTC]

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omnomfood [2012-01-24 23:19:28 +0000 UTC]

YOU'RE REAL!

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InternetDumbledore In reply to omnomfood [2012-01-25 00:07:55 +0000 UTC]

I am!

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InternetHarryPotter [2012-01-24 21:59:21 +0000 UTC]

Lord Dumbledore, I've finally found you again! How ever are you?

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InternetDumbledore In reply to InternetHarryPotter [2012-01-24 22:07:59 +0000 UTC]

Harry my boy! Pleased to see you

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InternetHarryPotter In reply to InternetDumbledore [2012-01-25 03:49:37 +0000 UTC]

said that he was going to kill me next time I sleep! Please help me Lord Dumbledore!

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InternetDumbledore In reply to InternetHarryPotter [2012-01-25 20:43:15 +0000 UTC]

You are in perfectly safe hands with the Dursleys or at Hogwars, wherever you may be at this point in time!

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InternetHarryPotter In reply to InternetDumbledore [2012-01-25 22:12:13 +0000 UTC]

Thank you my liege! I'm in Iran, Lord Dumbledore. I'm currently helping India buy awesome oil, using awesome gold instead of current US reserve currencies.

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InternetDumbledore In reply to InternetHarryPotter [2012-01-26 21:06:06 +0000 UTC]

Well keep an eye out for voldemort/nagini, you never know when they could pop up!

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InternetHarryPotter In reply to InternetDumbledore [2012-01-26 21:10:38 +0000 UTC]

I just saw Voldemort in my room two minutes ago. He ran in humiliation, after his new fake plastic surgically attached nose fell off.

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InternetDumbledore In reply to InternetHarryPotter [2012-01-27 05:38:21 +0000 UTC]

Bahaahahah, what a freak

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