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Kazikhstan
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[2016-04-02 22:06:18 +0000 UTC]
"What's brown and sticky? A stick"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 305; Deviations: 9; Watchers: 18
Watching: 36; Pageviews: 3876; Comments Made: 311; Friends: 36
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Banksy, JordanHanzFavorite movies: BLACK FREAKIGN SWAN, Gone Girl, The Dictator, Borat, White Chicks, Napoleon Dynamite, Easy A, Horrible Bosses (1+2), The Interview
Favorite TV shows: Caillou, Nichijou
Favorite bands / musical artists: Jason Derulo, Justin Beaver, JusReign
Favorite books: Barron's Lets Review!
Favorite writers: Dramatic teenage girls
Favorite games: Undertale, Yandere Simulator, Cards Against Humanity
Favorite gaming platform: PC
Tools of the Trade: Your mom
Other Interests: Face paint, filmmaking, cooking, dancing, body painting, knitting, sewing, designing, stop motion, sociological research, nuclear war, rice
# About me
I'm waiting in the bushes of love
# Comments
Comments: 62
I'm just imagining kirby screaming HAIII
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I imagine your profile pic (putin) singing "I'm waiting in the bushes of love"
thanks for that visual my friend
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Thanks you for all the favs and the watch!Β Β
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Np! Your art is lovely! You soΒ deserve more watchers!!
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Thanks! Hopefully I'll get more watchers overtime hahaΒ
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thank you for adding "Smiling" to your favorites
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Thanks for the Wa--
*stares*
.......
You seem very FAMILIAR. 
Wat is this, somebody explain this to me, did someone drug me or what, ajdnfkdnek....Β
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YOUR SUSPICIONS ARE CORRECT Β
I AM. SO. PROUD. Β
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And there was me searching and searching to make sure I wasn't about to accuse some poor innocent soul. XD
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No comrade
Thank our lord and savior Kim Jong Kardashian Β
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"I'm waiting in the bushes of love"
OH GOD I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD HEAR THAT REFERENCE HERE AHAHAHAHA
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I agree with Ash's statement o-o *-* You'll never escape ohohohohohoho~
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thank you so much for the fave and watch
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No problem! Your poetry is so pretty ;u;
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One of my biggest regrets in life: not joining dA on April Fools
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Thanks for the (re)watch~
dang you got a new account too? nicee
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EHEHEHE YOU STARTED THE TREND MAN
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I cracked up like a million times while scrolling through your profile.
The profile pic
"I'm waiting in the bushes of love"
"Barron's Let's Review!"
"Your mom"
Nice work, nice work
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IKR, yolks are eggsceptional.Β Β
BTW
DOES THIS NOT LOOK LIKE JISH?Β Β I wonder if Jish has a facebook. I must find his last name. Must stalk. Must protect. Must cause them to break up. Must find better suitor. Β
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BOOOOOOOooooOOOOOoooo
I have no idea how Jish looks.
YES
STALK THE SUITOR
KILL THE TARGET
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*cris*
#operationsquishjish
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huehuehue
No prob man. You're one of my best friends ;v;Β
A PIZZA. WALKS INTO A BAR. AND ORDERS A BEER.Β
THE BARTENDER SAYS.Β
SORRY
WE DON'T SERVE FOOD HERE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*self proclaimed dad*
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Oh, that reminds me. I must read your new literary masterpieces.Β
Nop. #notoriginal It was originally a hamburger, but I have beef with hamburgers. My jokes are waaaaay more awkward than dad jokes XD They're on a new level. They're.....uncle jokes
*never watched Star Wars* *still does finger point "i can relate and understand" thing* I think you're right, Clyde. I mean, if they were combined, they would have some serious issues with peeing.Β
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Each journal you write is like raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens bright copper kettles and warm woolen *stops self*
Same. I don't like chicken much either. But I have a thing for crustaceans.
I haven't watched many classic films ;v; Make me a list, nephew!Β
I must one day tell a story about what happened on Halloween. Or did I do that already?Β Β
I have an obsession with imitating Bernie Sanders. WHY DO I NOT HAVE A NEW YORK ACCENT DESPITE BEING A NEW YORKER AHHHH
Do you have an accent?
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Nope, sorry ;v;Β
XD Sometimes being on a more plant based diet is hard because bonding seems to revolve around food, and generally, we're on omnivorous society.Β
I'll consider those : DD
XDD Before I start, that's my boy Bernie. So. It was Halloween, and my friend and I were at school, and the yearly Halloween parade was going to start soon. Our school didn't allow us to come with face paint, or wear anything gorey during school, so I needed to go to the bathroom to quickly paint my face before setting off. BUT THIS JANITOR. HE BLOCKED THE GIRLS BATHROOM AND DIDN'T LET US IN AT ALL. (I think you know where I'm going with this XD) I didn't carry a mirror, so I couldn't just whip that out. Our gc (guidance counselor) allowed us to use our phones to apply our facepaint and stuff, but I didn't have a modern phone either. I asked her if we could go to the downstairs bathroom (our school with a college. we only have one floor in the building; the rest belongs to the college), but she said "IDK", so my friend and I decided to casually walk into the boy's bathroom to do our facepaint. Fortunately, no one was peeing in those sink like things when we went in. But this one guy happened to be there. Fortunately, he was in a stall. He walked by, and was like "Heeeeey guys......" while she and I are applying our facepaint. AND THEN. THIS TEACHER. WALKS INTO THE BATHROOM. AND HE GOES STRAIGHT TO THE PEE SINKS AND JUST....STARTS PEEING, AND I AM SO HAPPY I ONLY SAW HIM WITH MY PERIPHERAL VISION. MY FRIEND DOESN'T NOTICE THE TEACHER, BUT THE TEACHER ALSO DOES NOT NOTICE US (DESPITE MY FRIEND WEARING A DUCKING DRESS WITH HEELS AND A CORSET WITH HER BLESSED CHEST ALL VOLUPTUOUS BEING IN A MEN'S BATHROOM DRESSED AS LUST). I RUN OUT THE BATHROOM AND RUN TO THE SECOND FLOOR, WHILE MY FRIEND STAYS THERE, AND ONLY LEAVES WHEN SHE REALIZES I'M NOT IN THE BATHROOM.
I want a heavier one ;v; OH!! MAN. I love Irish accents too. Especially on girls. ;v; People have their quirks, Clyde XDΒ
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