MiserObakeChan In reply to Sasu-Hina [2011-08-21 22:37:14 +0000 UTC]

Gracias!

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MiserObakeChan In reply to firemagerox [2011-03-16 02:39:20 +0000 UTC]

...Good God...I wish I had a scanner...that M-Preg Meme needs to happen.

Leon: ...WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU WOMEN?!?!?!

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firemagerox In reply to MiserObakeChan [2011-03-16 02:54:19 +0000 UTC]

If I could only draawwww... *growls to self in irritation*

It does. It needs to happen. The hilarity just cannot be ignored.

And nothing it wrong with us. Nothing at all. xD

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MiserObakeChan In reply to firemagerox [2011-03-16 02:57:39 +0000 UTC]

I'm going to work on my Francis drawings. He's just...so incredibly difficult to draw because...his expressions.

Gilly: It's hard drawing pure lust, huh?

You have no idea. And Lee-Lee, don't be like that! Just think of it this way...the quicker a meme like this is created and somehow posted the quicker you get Scotty.

You like Scotty, don't you?

Leon: ...Yes I love him...but this does not change my opinion. You're both still mean!

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firemagerox In reply to MiserObakeChan [2011-03-16 03:12:14 +0000 UTC]

Haha. I can imagine that Franny's expressions would be incredibly difficult to draw. xD

And good logic! The sooner the meme is created, the sooner Lee-Lee gets Scotty!!

And I feel the most fun panel would be the daddy-to-be's reaction... Haha. No need to state what THAT would be. xD

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MiserObakeChan In reply to firemagerox [2011-03-16 23:05:02 +0000 UTC]

Francis just oozes...Francis. There is no adequate way to describe him. Then again so is the rest of the BTT. They're just too awesome.

Leon: Okay. I'll agree to it only because of Scotty.

Oh Lee-Lee that is all we ask for.
Scotty: ...but where would I come out from?
Leon: ...I have no idea. Um...
...yeah, we'll cross that line when we come to it.

I just hope that when he finds out that there is no gun anywhere near the future mommy and daddy.

Because Leon would murder him...a lot. Painfully. Horrendously.
XD

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firemagerox In reply to MiserObakeChan [2011-03-17 02:49:26 +0000 UTC]

True True. Francis is indescribably Francis-like. Haha. The whole BTT is like that. You just can't describe them.

Yay! Leon agreed to it! (Scotty is a good reason to agree.)

And...I say C-section. That's the least disturbing way to do it that will spare my mind the mental scarring.

Leon would. Francis's death would be terrifying. Horrendous. Francis had better keep all guns and sharp objects/anything that can be used as a weapon away from poor Lee-Lee.

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MiserObakeChan In reply to firemagerox [2011-03-18 17:29:08 +0000 UTC]

You know what, I just remembered that Leon is able to feel Fem Leon's feeling, mood swings and emotions right? So would this mean she would feel what he's going through?

She'd think she was pregnant because she's going through morning sickness and then she kicks Gilbert's ass because of this.

Poor guy. LoL

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firemagerox In reply to MiserObakeChan [2011-03-18 20:46:00 +0000 UTC]

Haha. Probably. xD Awww, poor Lia.

She'd totally flip out because she thinks she's pregnant and then kicks Gilbert's ass. Poor Gilbert.

I've gotta wonder if she ever feels kind of confusedly awkward toward Francine in her universe, since you know, they're together in another... xD

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MiserObakeChan In reply to firemagerox [2011-03-18 23:04:54 +0000 UTC]

I would assume that she would have mixed feeling for Francine. It'd be like "...am I bisexual or something?"

Then again it's just Francisexualism but in her universe Francinesexualism. So it doesn't matter that much. She just takes it as Francine is universally loved by all genders.

And Gilbert? Poor guy wakes up in the hospital.
Gilbert: What happened?
Tonia: Lia gave you a round house kick...
Gilbert: Really?
Tonia: Four days ago.

She put him in a coma.

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firemagerox In reply to MiserObakeChan [2011-03-18 23:56:22 +0000 UTC]

Yeah. She and Francine would probably be really good friends, but there'd occasionally be these times when she feels these really mixed feelings toward her...

Francisexualism. Francinesexualism. Everybody loves Francis, either gender.

...Lia needs to learn to control her roundhouse kicks.

Btw, somebody asked Leon and Johnson on their formspring who they would "Marry, have sex with, and kill (each one has to be a different person)" I'm trying to figure out how to answer...

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MiserObakeChan In reply to firemagerox [2011-03-19 03:42:14 +0000 UTC]

Leon freaking out about people constantly wanting to know who he is attracted to would probably work best followed by him asking a general "who not something else? Like work."

Johnson: It's...classified...*smokes*

then again I have no idea how to properly answer that one in a way where the future of the plot wouldn't be given away. Leon panicking about the question is probably the best choice.

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firemagerox In reply to MiserObakeChan [2011-03-19 04:10:44 +0000 UTC]

Poor Leon. xD

Yeah, that's probably the best way. Cuz I was like "I have no idea how to answer this without completely giving away the plot..."

I can just see him freaking out about the sex one. For the marriage one, I can actually see him just being like "Well, it'd have to be a girl... And if we go by process of elimination, the only female in this town who is actually sane enough to marry is Mattie..."

Sex would just give too much away. (Besides the fact that he's still in denial about the whole thing). And kill... Leon doesn't really hate anyone in this town at this point.

...And then Johnson... xD It's just classified with Johnson.

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MiserObakeChan In reply to firemagerox [2011-03-19 04:24:02 +0000 UTC]

Hahahaha Leon just tacking off the answers and since he's so anal (snort) and Luddy like he might just make a list of all the women and start pros and cons. Which would take forever.

The sex question would make him flush and rant about perverts wanting to just see him naked and somehow he would start yelling about that "one time" that he refuses to go into any detail over other then saying "one time" over and over again.

And since he's such a nice guy he would say that there is no one that he wants to kill but "to harm greatly with physical violence but leave them alive only in a large amount of pain? Yeah, there's someone."

And of course we know who that someone is.

And Johnson? He smokes, says its classified and just makes everyone uncomfortable.

Because he's scary like that.

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firemagerox In reply to MiserObakeChan [2011-03-19 16:23:27 +0000 UTC]

Haha. The pros and cons of every female in that town. xD Let's see... Feli, Lovi, Gill, Mattie, Ally, Lizzie, Lili, Natalya, Katyusha...

...Yeah xD The pickings are kind of terrifying.

Haha. xD That one time. Suree, Leon. It just happened once.

Haha. Yeah, Leon wouldn't kill anyone. Just harm greatly and then leave them alive but in a large amount of pain. And even then, he'd totally end up visiting him at the hospital.

Johnson is good at making people feel uncomfortable. It's a very amusing talent of his.

Like when he leaves the mud fight and finds Lovi and Antonio in the cafeteria and terrifies poor Antonio just by sitting there.

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MiserObakeChan In reply to firemagerox [2011-03-19 20:24:29 +0000 UTC]

And then after reveiwing his list he comes to the conclusion that the only actual woman in that town that he could even be comfortable with is...no one. He becomes depressed about it.

And sure, totally just once...if you mean by once you mean like five times in that vehicle.
Leon: *stares darkly*

Of course he would visit the poor soul he beat into near oblivion. He'd be bashful afterward and embarrassed.
Leon: I got you flowers and a get well soon card.
Francis: Wouldn't it just be better to give me a get well soon kiss?
Leon: ...*walks right out the room red faced*

Poor Tonio just sits there all tense. He tries to lighten the atmosphere so he talk about the farm and the tomatoes but all Johnson does is nod and stare at him while Lovina seems to ignore the entire situation.
Tonio: Amigo...you worry me sometimes. You don't...talk.
Johnson: I talk you just don't listen.
Lovina: Yeah Tomato bastard. This guy *points at Johnson* talk way too much if you ask me.
Tonio: ...really?

Because only a certain few understand Johnson's non speech. Unfortunately for Antonio, who is well versed in many things, seems to not be among the few who understand Tall, Dark and Silent. Good thing for him Lovi can totally understand Johnson. LoL

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firemagerox In reply to MiserObakeChan [2011-03-19 20:55:04 +0000 UTC]

Poor poor Leon. xD All the women in this town are insane. He just can't win.

Mhm. Just once. -.- We totally believe you.
Leon just doesn't want to admit that he enjoyed it.
And that it was totally his fault, since he was flirting with Francis during the reception. (That's what he gets for drinking)

And he'd come to the hospital and visit him with a get well soon card and flowers and be totally adorable and blushing embarrassedly. No hard feelings from Francis though. Since Francis totally was asking for it. lol.

Poor Tonio. He can't understand Johnson-nonspeak. But he has a translator in Lovi.

Although it doesn't help his confusion when all of a sudden Leon throws the door of the cafeteria open and stomps over to Johnson, covered head to toe with mud and dripping giant globs all over the floor...

Leon: YOU LEFT ME!!!
Johnson: ...
Leon: DON'T GIVE ME THAT!! YOU LEFT ME WITH HER!! AND HIM AND EVERYONE!! THEY GANGED UP ON ME AND NOW I'M COVERED WITH MUD!!!
Johnson: ...
Leon: I'M NEVER GOING TO BE CLEAN AGAIN!!!
Johnson: ...
Leon: I'M NOT OVERREACTING!!! *almost in tears by this point*

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MiserObakeChan In reply to firemagerox [2011-03-20 19:05:45 +0000 UTC]

Only two women in that entire town would be good for him if not for well...complications.
Katyusha is Ivan's big sister thus out of the question. Because Leon, despite being a cop and generally liking Ivan is not asking to be stalk and pumbled VIA pipe. So her name was crossed off the list rather quickly.

And then there is Lili and where she was an option early on in messages, the age gap is a bit too big and Vash is a too much of a great shot for Leon to take that chance. Poor guy.

That reception, the catylist to it all began with Lovi and Tonio's wedding...and Gill leaving him in the limo though could it be considered an accident if he waggled his eyebrows and told Gill to "make yourself scarce kid, I've got...business."

No one blames her for running out of the limo and leaving him. It was all his fault.
Leon: No it wasn't!
Dude, its on camera!
Leon: It's WHAT now?!?!

...that might be the reason Francis is in the hospital this particular week but the proof is on the amateur porn. Leon totally attacked Francis with his sexy ukeness.

Francis: And I could never say no to someone so...appealing.

Yeah, I don't think anyone else would have said no either though I'm pretty sure that Chris felt a dramatic shift change and decided thereafter that Leon never ever drink again.
Chris: I've said no to him before!
Yeah but it was never anything to do with XXX.
Chris: So? I still said no.

Lovi and Tonio, guys, its all your fault. LoL

Johnson: *gives Lovi and exasperated look*
Tonio: Um, amigo what is it I can't understand-
Lovi: I know, he is so overreacting.
Leon: You too!
Tonio: I am missing something...you're all either telepathic or I'm deaf.
Johnson: ...
Loving: *giggles* Yeah, we are in agreement! *pats Johnson's shoulder*
Tonio: Um...
Leon: He called you stupid.
Tonio: oh...

Its telepathy. Totally. I bet the Yao and his familia can understand Johnson non speech. They get a lot of practice from Hong.
Kiku: It's rather easy to hear them.
Yong Soo: Yeah, I mean, it's scarier when they use their voices. That's like, a bad omen, da ze!

And I would have to agree. I wonder, if Hong and Johnson are so much alike, does this mean that Johnson may or may not have his own scary theme music?

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firemagerox In reply to MiserObakeChan [2011-03-20 20:36:23 +0000 UTC]

Yep. Plus, I feel like while Leon could be with them... He needs someone more...difficult. Challenging in a way. I feel like he kind of needs more conflict, which is part of what Francis gives him.

So the truth in revealed! It's totally Leon's own fault that he got jumped in that limo!! xD Since he kept flirting with Francis during the reception.
Since, remember, this reception is the reception to a wedding that didn't happen since the bride and groom both disappeared. So everybody's just kind of like "Not sure what to do, so we're all gonna just get wasted and eat cake"

So he's in the corner, sitting on the floor and drinking. And Francis comes over to see if he's okay. And totally didn't expect to be attacked by Leon's totally sexy ukeness.

And of course he's not going to say no. He's Francis. He's been trying to get into Leon's pants for like...5 years.

And Chris probably had left the wedding early which is how Leon got away with drinking so much, since Chris does not let Leon drink around other people. Ever. It always ends up badly.

...They're all telepathic. Totally. It makes total sense. Poor Tonio. He's surrounded by telepathic people. And Yao and his family can definitely understand him too, since he's like Hong Kong. Although, I don't think he has scary theme music. Since Johnson isn't really scary or evil.

Ooh, and speaking of Johnson. I'm thinking of introducing Johnson's bros in number 15 of Compiling (so the one after the next one).

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MiserObakeChan In reply to firemagerox [2011-03-20 21:16:15 +0000 UTC]

Leon drunk is probably a bizaro version of himself. Like Leon with added Francis pervert undertones. Waggling eyebrows, charming. It's like, he sees Francis, stands beside him and smiles charmingly up at Francis and says;

Leon: Whats a guy like you doin' in a place like this?
Francis: ...quoi?
Leon: Were you arrested earlier?
Francis: *slowly* Non. Why?
Leon: Because, it's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Francis: You're drunk, cher.
Leon: I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
*grope*
Francis: Mon cher, is that your hand on my ass?
Leon: *slowly grins*
Oh Leon...

You're right. He wouldn't have a theme song because he's not scary or evil or Hong Kong.
Hong: ...*blinks*

And seeing his brothers...oh this is exciting! You know...you do realize that everyone is going to fall in love with them. The fangirls shall pair them with other characters and poor Leon, depending on which brother he gets along with the most or which ever one seems to lovingly tease him the most, its going to be another fan pairing added on right after Johnson who on that list comes after Francis with Gilly as number one.

Curly: I'm ready for my close up darlin'.
Big: Get your ass outta the message Curl, they aint ready for us yet.
Tall: Any of ya want somethin' to eat. I baked.
Curly: Cookies!

...why. Why did I do that?
Johnson: ...? *seething hatred*
I dunno, I think that they're nice.
Johnson: *Panic* ...?!?!?!
Because they're cute?

lol

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firemagerox In reply to MiserObakeChan [2011-03-20 23:01:41 +0000 UTC]

Drunk Leon is totally bizarro Leon. He's absolutely adorable and flirty. And I can totally see him ending up resting with his head on Francis's shoulder, curling Franny's hair around his fingers while they're in the limo. Haha. xD

Dude, Franny totally had no chance at NOT taking advantage of him.

Of course people will fall in love with his brothers. They're awesome after all. Poor poor Leon. He gets paired up with everyone. xD

Aww, poor Johnson. His brothers drive him crazy. Very very crazy.

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MiserObakeChan In reply to firemagerox [2011-03-20 23:37:48 +0000 UTC]

I'd just love to see the initial reaction to Bizarro Leon. I mean, Francis, who has been trying every which way to woo our Ukeable Police Officer finally gets himself a lap full of flirty Leon.

I'm pretty sure if Francis would have known Leon's effects to alcohol he would have broken out the wine a long long long time ago.

Johnson's brother are adorable and if you think about it, they're bizarror versions of Johnson himself. Ones more playful and kind of an idiot, one's a little lazy and laid back while the other is probably totally mean and cranky (though it's totally up for change) and then there's Johnson. Just Johnson.

LoL

Johnson: It suddenly makes a whole lot of sense doesn't it.
Leon: Yes. Yes it does.

Sort of.

What I can't wait if for the Leon/(random character) pictures. Those are bound to be endlessly entertaining.

Though I admit I've been debating whether or not to sketch one out myself.

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firemagerox In reply to MiserObakeChan [2011-03-20 23:46:56 +0000 UTC]

Francis initially would be sooooo freakin' confused. xD I mean seriously, he's been trying to woo Leon for years. And now all of a sudden he has a lap full of flirty Leon. Haha. It's great.

And yeah, if Francis knew about the effects of alcohol on Leon, he totally would have broken out the wine a very very long time ago.

Haha. Yeah. Curly is playful and kind of an idiot, Big is rather lazy and laid back, and then Tall is more cranky. Not mean, though. Just more cranky. Yep, and then Johnson. xD

Everything makes so much more sense about Johnson once you've met his brothers.

And Leon/random character pictures. I hope we get some of those. Cuz that's gonna be hilarious. xD

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MiserObakeChan In reply to firemagerox [2011-03-21 00:06:53 +0000 UTC]

Imagine what everyone elses reaction to flirty bizarror Leon is. Gilly would be horrified, Arthur would be...well he would be pretty pissed himself so he'd be too busy acting like a drunken pirate to notice. Johnson would sit back and watch the fireworks before of course, Johnson had already figured that it was bound to happen.
Johnson: I reckon it was fate. I don't mess with fate.
and of course, the poor unfortunate to walk in on the limo scene...
...
...
who would be rightly horrified, aghast at the so called impropriety and faint at seeing that?
Roderich of course...or hell instead of horrified by the scene just have Elizabeta follow them, film it and decide to make a yaoi about it.

With Kiku.

Curly is the youngest before Johnson right? And Big's the oldest? I can see Curly just being, well this really big Chris like character (only with a brain no one out dumbs Chris. Ever.)

Big's a Heracles sort of guy. He's laid back, soft spoken (more like he speaks very slowly) and he's always found napping somewhere. Huh...makes you wonder if Heracles might be related someway distantly. That's a special kinda lazy.

And Tall...because there is always one in a family who is just more sensitive and eaily pissed off. Then again, he's technically the middle child, he's had to take care of his brothers (because really, Big is useless because he's always napping) and he's the one who had to deal with Curly. Who probably gives hyper Gilly a run for her money.

I love these guys!

Once the brothers are met there is just this silence. It's like "It just makes so much sense!"

Because if you put them all together they would make up one person...and that person would be...someone. I haven't thought that far yet but it just goes so well when you think about it. They all live with almost one base personalities. One is childish, on is lazy, one is cranky and the other is just...Johnson who isn't so much distant just quiet...oh tangent.

I wonder which picture would be made first? Leon and Gilly or Leon and Francis. LoL.

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firemagerox In reply to MiserObakeChan [2011-03-21 00:37:43 +0000 UTC]

Everyone else would be totally weirded out by flirty bizzarro Leon. It'd be awesome. xD Gilly would be horrified, Arthur is too drunk to notice (although he totally would be ticked at Francis after), and then Johnson would just...let it go. Because it's fate.

I mean, Leon and Francis have so much sexual tension that it HAD to eventually be resolved...

Although I don't think anyone would actually walk in on them, since Francis would have had the limo driven back to his house and then they'd make their way inside. And into Franny's bed. Because the next morning...

Poor Francis the next morning. xD

And yep, Curly is the youngest before Johnson and Big is the oldest. And remember... Big is a total Mama's boy, Curly is an animal lover, and Tall is obsessed with his soap operas.

And yeah, poor Tall. He had to take care of his bros, since Big is just too laid back... And Curly is crazy, since he's insanely hyper like Gilly.

Leon and Gilly, Leon and Francis, or Leon and Johnson. People apparently really like Leon and Johnson together. It amuses me. xD

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MiserObakeChan In reply to firemagerox [2011-03-21 20:05:34 +0000 UTC]

Cut it with a knife tension. I mean, what, five years of denying, groping, flirting and possible illegal kidnapping (because c'mon it's Francis and he does anything for L'Amour) and finally they get it on.

Granted all it took was some pretty expensive bubbly, some Russian water (Ivan: You're welcome, da!) and a rather intense Whiskey shot contest of the likes no one except maybe Arthur, has ever seen-though the fact that he was having this contest with someone like Lili was the surprising bit.

Francis, after getting out of the hospital, probably gave fourth gifts and thanks to all who contributed in the inebriation of Leon.

Ivan: He got me Vodka and a pretty dress for Jao Jao! He is nicer then I thought not just a pervert.

Lili: I got flowers, ribbons and a dress. Big Brother was so angry about it but he's still embarrassed because of the reception so he hasn't even shot at him yet!

Yong Soo: Well...he gave me the best present of all, da ze! He gave me a gift box with a big bow and what was inside was my future wife! He's blond and slender and British without the big eyebrows, da ze!

I don't think I have to tell you who the blond Brit was in the box. Of course because of all of these present Leon is going to put Francis right back into the hospital because "You're paying them off for this? You...you...YOU PERVERT!"

Of course, because they aren't stupid as to what happened, he wont be able to look at them in the eye for a long long time-particularly Lili who tends to ask about Leon and Francis' relationship.

A lot.

Leon and Johnson...is scary. I mean, if Leon were Lia then it would make more sense since Lia is more...spunky in comparison to bashful Leon. But Leon as Leon with Johnson just...it's just the most mind bogglingly hilarious pairing ever.

I mean, they'd be awkward.
Leon: So uh...no that we're dating, can you tell me your name?
Johnson: ...

They'd clash horribly if they lived together.
Leon: Triangle point on the toilet paper you savage! And wash your mug! You wash all the other breakfast dishes but you always leave your mug! What the hell is up with that?
Johnson: ...*twitch*

And then there is the XXX.
Leon: Um...*puts his hands on Johnson's bare shoulders to get his attention* I have...to um ask...
Johnson: *intensely looks down at Leon* ...?
Leon: Can I...can I call out your name during if its really really good?
Johnson: ...Johnson...
Leon: No, your first name.
Johnson: ...
Leon: ...
Johnson: ...
Leon: ...
Johnson: ...It's classified...
Leon: Get off.
Johnson: ...?
Leon: Nope. Not in the mood you oaf. Get off.
Johnson: *stares* ...no...*pounces while pointedly ignoring Leon*

...actually, you know what, I can see an alternate what if of this being potentially one of the funniest pairings ever written-that must be the appeal.

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firemagerox In reply to MiserObakeChan [2011-03-22 16:28:49 +0000 UTC]

Franny has the patience of a saint. That's all I can say. Five years of groping, denial, flirting, getting guns pulled on him and he /finally/ gets to tap that very appealing ass. xD

All it took was Russian water, expensive bubbly, and a whiskey shot contest the likes of which no one has ever seen before. Haha. And of course it was with Lili. Just...it had to be.

Awww, poor Leon. Not only were his 5 years of denial for naught, but afterwards he finds out that Francis gave presents to everyone who assisted in getting him completely inebriated.

Haha. And poor Draco xD

And Lili is attempting to get Leon and Francis together. And asks Leon about their relationship all the time. Somehow this does not surprise me. At all.

And that whole thing made me lol. Literally. Also made Prussia-chan lol literally, since I sent it to her since we were discussing the weirdness of Johnson and Leon.

Those two as a couple would just be so hilariously awkward. xD Lia and Johnson are okay because she's spunkier and all that. And I really can't see Johnson ever getting with another guy anyway, since I don't feel like the dynamic would work as well...

But that's so funny. xD Especially the sex scene. That just... It's totally how it would go. Because Leon is obsessed with finding out Johnson's name. It drives him absolutely crazy that he can't. xD

I really want to write them on a totally awkward date now. Just because it'd be funny.

Oh, but while I was talking to Prussia-chan last night, we were talking about how in the verse where Lia and Johnson get together, I can totally see Johnson eventually telling her his name...
And then I was like "Why do I feel like Leon would be supremely irritated if he found this out?"

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MiserObakeChan In reply to firemagerox [2011-03-24 18:51:26 +0000 UTC]

You know, I'd actually love to see Leon's expression of seeing a tape of the reception where he is wantonly throwing himself at Francis who...is probably very very shocked by Leon's swift personality change.

And of course, he would see himself knocking back quite a few with Lili, Yong Soo and Ivan. Of course he would blame them and Francis for what happened that night until Lili just kindly says "But Leon you kept saying how much you like Francis and how you wanted him to-"

and Leon covers his ears singing "I can't hear you! I can't hear you!!!"

I bet that its been Lili the entire time who has been telling Francis not to give up on Leon.

Which would shock the hell out of anyone who finds out because Lili should be this innocent and sweet naive girl that's protected by her brother at all times.

Though its quite the opposite where love and Yaoi is concerned. (Bet she's great friend with Lizzy and Kiku. Scary)

I thought I went a little too far with the sex scene between Leon and Johnson. Only because its them and they're...them. But after I had written it I laughed so damn hard at the imagery. It would happen like, it would totally be Leon to use that in order to weasel Johnson's first name out of him. Because no matter how many years pass, how much they're comfortable with one another (in this bizarre "they're in a relationship" scenario) Leon is always always going to be curious about that name.

And Johnson will thwart him. Because he's Johnson.

An awkward date, an awkward blind date where in the beginning Leon's totally excited as he's getting ready because he's thinking "I bet its a sweet and nice girl" because the person who set him up said that Leon's date was quiet and probably really really shy.

And then Leon gets to the restaurant and sees Johnson.

And it all goes awkwardly downhill from there.

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firemagerox In reply to MiserObakeChan [2011-03-24 19:58:20 +0000 UTC]

Leon's reaction would be absolutely marvelous. xD He'd be utterly horrified if he saw himself shamelessly throwing himself at Francis. Who I can just imagine being absolutely confused. xD And then, you know, taking advantage of the lovely opportunity that just presented itself.

And then he sees himself knocking back with Ivan, Yong Soo, and Lili. Haha. xD He can't really blame them, though. Since it's totally his own fault. Cuz he totally likes Franny.

Of course Lili would be the one to tell Francis to not give up on Leon. I can see her being very perceptive and realising just what a good couple they would be. And know that Leon actually does like him.

Leon will always. ALWAYS. be curious about Johnson's name. Even in this bizarro world. And he'd attempt to use sex as an excuse for getting his name. So easy to imagine. But Johnson will never tell him, because he's Johnson and it probably amuses him.

Such a great awkward blind date. Leon would be so confused and horrified when he walked in to find Johnson sitting at that table. xD

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MiserObakeChan In reply to firemagerox [2011-03-24 20:11:16 +0000 UTC]

Blue gray eyes widening in horror, face turning completely white, mouth hanging widely opened. Shoulders slumped, head inclines to the side in question and then suddenly a rather unmanly squeak escaping his pale and pallid lips...

...because he watching himself shamelessly flirting at Francis, giving Francis what is probably the most horrible pick up line imaginable and then smacking the French mans rump before waggling his eyebrows.

Of course, Leon passes out before video Francis grins wickedly after the shock leaves him and escorts bizzaro video Leon towards the parking lot.

Lili is one of the many who knows its going to happen between Francis and Leon only she is the only one who takes action. Its inevitable, its fate and its hilarious. Its not like she shamelessly does anything to them she just says things like "Francis is looking very nice isn't he Leon?" and "Francis is very sweet you know. He actually works part time at a day care just for fun. He's so good with children." then she goes for the kill "He would make the perfect love, he's just so incredibly wonderful. Anyone who is lucky enough to have him chase them seriously well...oh Leon! I'm sorry, did I embarrass you? I'll just stop...oh but Francis is ever so perfect!"

And Leon can't be angry with her because she's telling the truth, he knows how wonderful Francis is and well...who the hell can be angry at Lili? No one and not because Vash would shoot you where you stand for being mean with her. It's just impossible to be angry with her.

But her cute face is just a distraction because, she's just as bad as everyone else just better at hiding it.

Leon would curse the person who set them up on the date.

Which would be Big Mike, of course. And when he demands an answer as to why should would just say:

Big Mike: What? I said that your date was nice, well groomed, goal oriented with a stable job, good with kids, quiet and shy and devastatingly good looking. You never asked whether there was a penis involved.
Leon: ...I didn't think I had to.
Big Mike: ...coulda' fooled me.

because she just knows that Leon may or may not be more attracted to men.

If he's attracted to anyone at all. Though since he may or may not be asexual no one knows so really she took quite a big leap with her guess.

Big Mike: I guess I'll just set him up with a woman next time. *dials number* Hey, Katyusha, you know that Grandson I was telling you about?

And then Leon would have to deal with Ivan...which is worse then dealing with an awkward dinner with Just Johnson.

Maybe.

Though this might just be filler she's throwing at him until he realizes that he wants to be with Francis.

Oh boy, those are going to be the longest five years of Leon's life filler with bad blind dates. LoL

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firemagerox In reply to MiserObakeChan [2011-03-24 21:46:36 +0000 UTC]

Haha. Yeah. Poor Leon watching himself later. It would be great. So completely shocked by his own flirting. Haha... Thankfully he passes out before he sees Francis's evil grin after the initial shock wears off.

And then he slides his arm around Leon's waist and escorts him to the parking lot (keeping him upright, since Leon is pretty much seeing double at this point)

Pretty much everyone in this town knows that Francis and Leon are going to end up together. Lili is just one of the very few who says anything TO Leon. And talks about how sweet Francis is and how perfect he is.

Which Leon totally can't argue with. I mean, Francis is sweet, he cares about his friends a million times more than he cares about himself, he'd never be the type who'd ever cheat on you, on top of being pretty... I mean, the only real negative that bothers Leon is the fact that he used to be a slut.

And of course Big Mike would set him up on blind dates during those 5 years, until he realised that he wants to be with Francis. Girls and guys, lol. Since he's never really showed any interest in either.

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MiserObakeChan In reply to firemagerox [2011-01-01 07:50:28 +0000 UTC]

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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