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Neo128
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[2011-03-09 17:29:49 +0000 UTC]
"Neo"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 210; Deviations: 197; Watchers: 311
Watching: 502; Pageviews: 57475; Comments Made: 27128; Friends: 502
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Frank FrazettaFavorite movies: Fight Club, Sin City
Favorite TV shows: Fringe, X-Files
Favorite bands / musical artists: Van Halen, Prince, Coldplay
Favorite books: Dune, Shogun
Favorite writers: Jack Vance, Larry Niven
Favorite games: Football, Basketball
Favorite gaming platform: XBox
Tools of the Trade: Brush and ink, Photoshop
Other Interests: Cartooning
# About me
I love art... both the process and the finished product
# Comments
Comments: 823
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Happy birthday. Sorry I didn't have enough time to make a poem.
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Wishing you a year of amazing creativity, wonder, great health, happiness and prosperity. You deserve the best!
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Thanks for the llama
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that drama?
Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.
*End of cue card*
And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
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And a heartfelt howdy to you.
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Ha ha... No bowing please... I'm traveling ingognito.
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yes my good friend. As i think id mentioned before your comments and being a mate kept me writing poetry on da and all together, you answered God even if unaware lad. seriously now the devil has been defeated life is getting better but its my pen that has inflicted a mortal wound never to recover which is why plus other reasons my kingdom holds the highest rank below lord in our raised plato, were all giving and true equals except during forum where we the four lords and you neo and family (king/queen of all) have your say in a way we four lords could not portray, laymens terms and solidarity of us all. no others will forever be in our privaledged position of rule, including any children, they would never want to be. WE can create your queen together, all 5 of us if fine by you bruv? knew you were special son
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Thanks for the watch--you're going to see some strange things!
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Ha ha... I'm counting on it.
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ha ha no way hes from down south, im a northern lad! - starting hip hop back up with bmc now ive found a producer/manager who is also a soldier
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