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Project-N25
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[2009-06-01 11:38:46 +0000 UTC]
"Love and the- WTBFH IS THAT?!?!?"
(Canada)
# Statistics
Favourites: 2006; Deviations: 52; Watchers: 14
Watching: 189; Pageviews: 22533; Comments Made: 2240; Friends: 189
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Oceanchan of Ocean-Mellon. (in a close 2nd is Sayori of Neko Works.)Favorite movies: Iron Skies (You know this would happen if it were real, guys!)
Favorite TV shows: Attack on Titan, Gargantia, Nichijou, and a fake little thing called Trouble Windows
Favorite bands / musical artists: ASURA, 16 Bit Lotilas, Burton Cummings, Mt. Eden, CLOVER, Scatman John, The Cinematic Orchestra, Johannes Oerding, Enrique Iglesias, AKB0048, and of course the Ace Combat Orchestral Team (I fucking love you guys, you make the best music ever)
Favorite books: I Am Here! by Ema Toyama (Absolute Favorite!) and the Metro series by Dmitry Glukhovsky (Both book and game are very good)
Favorite writers: Dmitry Glukhovsky, Scott Sigler, Dale Brown, etc
Favorite games: Metro 2033 / Last Light, Age Empires (I > II > III), Elite: Dangerous, Star Citizen, Sins of a Solar Empire, Arma III
Favorite gaming platform: PC, now that my hardware is semi-modern :D
Tools of the Trade: Brain, 1 ea.; GIMP 2.4; MS WORD FTW
Other Interests: Aerospace, Millitary, Writing (duh :P) and playing games like Minecraft to soft music with friends!
# About me
I go by many names, but Iliya Kretchovski isn’t my real one. It’s the name of a character in one of my many stories (only a few of which are on dA) and just one I feel like using! Lately I go by Bikko, however. As for my usual pen names (I prefer alias', because certain groups of friends know me by different names, especially on the 360, that I don't even react to my own name, whether deliberately spoken to me or to someone else in a game or chat room, anymore.)
I go by four well-used names:
1. Legion General, Second Class System Nanobot Persona R.A.G.E Mark VII First Generation Combat BioAndroid
Long, no? LGSC Snpr Mk.VII 1st Gen. CBA is the shorthand, but it usually goes even further down to just Snpr or Mk.VII. This is my main character in virtually every one of my stories, and has found himself changed time and time again, the 'biggest' being the reworking of the 'R.A.G.E' part of his name, as his original character sheet has since devolved into a huge smear of granite. (Never stack pencil-on-paper sheets where you will use the topmost sheet as a surface frequently. Not only does the pencil smear over time, but you spend a fortune in money -and time- in erasers removing as much as possible. And yet they STILL smear. I have a page I've cleaned up four time, the words now fairly faint, holding pencil from six years ago, and they STILL, again all odds, smear up. Baffling.) The best part of that name reworking? I did it in school and the dedication to finding one word on the tip of my tongue was such that my teacher belived it was for some project. R.A.G.E. now officially stands for 'Rage Agumented Generation Energy' It seriously took me 45 minutes to 'find' Agumented. Assisted just didn't cut it, and I knew there was a 'fancy word' that fit perfectly, I just couldn't for the life of me remember it.
Legion General, Second Class is his ranking on the Imperial BioAndronian Empire (redundant, but nessesary), but that's a different story for when your brain stops hurting. (I don't say that because I think anyone is stupid, I say that because I can ramble on for hours. I like to think the United Nations lists my name under 'Weapons of Mass Destruction'.)
2. Seven Mimasimika
Although it's been years, looking at this name I can remember that I made it while reading Black Cat (Didn't know how to pronounce 'Sven' at the time so I went with Seven and it stuck with me) and was so pissed off as the number of fansubs out there I wanted to learn Japanese very badly. I still do, but now that I'm long past the agree-with-friends-on-everything stage, I do like english dubs on some anime, and not just to piss some of my friends off more.
3. Excel Saga
Yes, I go by this name. It's actually the official pen name of one of my co-authors, but as he's a good eight years into the stupification process (which starts at age 25, when your brain suddenly decides it's a swell idea to start dying on you. At least it does it on a grand scale, loosing ~1 Million cells a day. But have no fear, you still produce more then enough brain cells to keep your brain from turning into molecular dust. For now, anyways.) At 33, he does have a lot of other stuff on his plate, (watch out ladies) and I did sort of take over his XBL account -even though at last count I have like 14 others. After a few years of use this name has grown on me like Snpr has on the PC- for all intents and purposes, my name is Saga. (Sometime people call me Excel, but most are lazy and/or realize that Saga is easier and faster to say.)
And number Four:
Ocean Seven
Once upon a time this was the name of the heir to Snpr's legacy, back in the day where I was toying with the idea of having Snpr die way back in the middle ages. That sort of fizzled out, but after a while I was thinking of some way to give his partner (then-named Seven, two years before I created Admiral Seven and the whole BioTerror 01 timeline) some decent backstory, and I recalled the dead story, and changed things around, kept the name, and let my ego take charge for once and quietly turned Ocean Seven into a replica of myself. The name originated after watching the Ocean's movies (Ocean's Eleven, Ocean's Thirteen, etc) way too many times, and simply changing the number. (Names are a weakness for me, most of the character names are born from other sources, especially BioAndronian names, the three most prominant ones being FLKN (Ace Combat Zero's ADF-01 FALKEN), Rckt (Rocket) and of course, Snpr (contrary to belief, it didn't originate from the word Sniper per se, but rather originated from the SPR, or Special Purpose Rifle, a rifle I adored in America's Army 2.6 (Link-Up), an FPS I love simply because it was one of those rare realistic ones- andb ecause you actually had to pass basic training to play online, not to mention advanced training to use snipers properly and access the SF maps. (Despite loving it, I still think that the second stage of SF training is by far the most bullshit I've ever encountered in a game. Took me the equivlent of a week to finally get past all the guards. And I think in AA3 they changed it up. Oh god.)
Of course after joining dA three years ago IIRC (different account which I have since ceased to remember the password or username to/give a damn about) I do like to think the name was influenced by one of the few people I would even dare to fanboy over, oceantann . God. Damn. How. Much. I. Really. Need. To. Get. A. Job. Then I could get all the stuff I discover and still be able to really afford a heap of Oceanchan's stuff. (so far two loveable prints and like five or six keychains and pins, simply because I knew if I went there first I'd blow all my money and would die of regret halfway through the dealer's section at Anime North when I saw all the shit I could have gotten in addition to Ocean's stuff had I not spent everything at her booth. xD
First off... My writing style is the uninhibited, go crazy style- requiring that my editor be someone who can actual DEAL with the huge walls of text I spaw forth. Secondly, I specalize in Millitary, Aerospace, and battlefield Romance. Thirdly, I have yet to finish one of my 45+ WIP's. (I get too many good ideas and one-shot partial ideas to have too much time to devote to a single work.)
Onto some other info: I head two unofficial “companies”, SDD Comics and SDD Works. I also, in name only, head SDD Studios, although that was only created to make my combined front company, S3 Studios, make sense. (SDD Comics didn't fit with Saga Studios and ShadowStudios.)
SDD Comics deals with the bulk of my works, but SDD Works is for the stuff the fuzz would rather me not creating. (Aka all my 18+ stuff. Which is quite a lot, as many of my stories feature mainstay characters from my origonal story, One Man War, where there are two highly 'corrupt' characters- one who likes two lolies, and one who just has an instainable appetite for raep.)
And yes, I have an adult division despite the fact that I am 17. Such is life. (I mainly blame Saga, although I do admit it all started with an innocent google search for hentai- I had seen the word but had no idea what it was, and neither did my parents at the time. Good lord the chaos that followed in the wake swept me in. (I am law-abiding however- I don't search the interwebz like an idiot, thats what I have Panzer for, my stupid lackey.)
[The above will be two years (three since writing it) outdated considering I’ll be 20 on the 17th, but I still blame Saga~ Also on an interesting note, one of my friends I made on World of Tanks likes to link-bomb me with various images, mostly in the loli and Zettai Ryouki genres- now that I finally found out there is a term for the unconditional, unstoppable adoration for the sheer godliness that are kneesocks and thighighs! o3o Seriously people these things look amazing on people, don’t judge! *drool* ]
And because this is getting rather long (and I'm starting to loose the initial fire of the write) let me say these final words:
- Oceantan is my instant-happiness formula.
- Dutchy is too, probably even more o3o
- Goddamn why is finding a Dutch class so hard around here?!
Xbox Live Current Subscription: xXxExcelSagaxXx
Favourite genre of music: World Ambient (ASURA) and its close sister, Orchestral
MP3 player of choice: PSP-1000, aw yiss~
Wallpaper of choice: If it’s from Nichijou, I want it.
Favourite cartoon character: Bikko (I really love her, y’know? One leg, one eye, but keeps on truckin’. What an awesome lass!)
Personal Quotes:
“If there is no life out there, that's an awful waste of space.”
– Contact
"I am the hammer. I am the point of His spear. I am the bane of His foes. I am the sword in His hand. I am the gauntlet about His fist. And the woes of the treacherous. I am the End."
- Motto of the Inquisition (40k)
"Innocence proves nothing."
- Inquisitorial Motto (40k)
"My Armour is Contempt. My Shield is Disgust. My Sword is Hatred. In the Emperor's Name, Let None Survive"
- Code of the Blood Ravens (40k)
Some [De]motivators:
"Warhammer 40,000: War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength."
- Actually from Nineteen-Eighty-Four
"Sacrifice: With hard work, determination, and a willingness to pay the ultimate price for what you believe in, you may momentarily inconvenience someone of plot significance"
"Intimidation: Doing weird things to an enemy corpse gives a +4 bonus"
- Image from Die Hard of the guard with "Now I have a machinegun" scrawled on his shirt
"Evil Overlord Tip #1: My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones."
- Image of a Stormtrooper helmet from Star Wars (You know this is so true)
"Evil Overlord Tip #40: I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve."
- Image of the Death Star (Again, too true...)
And of course, some obligatory Warhammer 40,000 stuff, specifically Salamanders:
"Into the fires of battle, unto the anvil of war!"
- Battle Cry of the Salamanders
And because the Salamanders are often depicted (in amusing but really racist ways) as being the only black people in the Imperium, something from 1d4chan:
"I'm tired of these motherfucking Genestealers on this motherfucking Space Hulk!"
- Image of a Salamander Tactical Marine with a Meltagun and, if you can't get the connection, Samuel L. Jackson's head pasted overtop the Marine's helmet. (This is quite lulzy)
And one final one, probably one of the best quotes I've ever heard in a game:
"We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge. In fealty to the God-Emperor (our undying Lord) and by the Grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the Imperial World of Typhon Primaris. I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire world and consign a million souls to oblivion. May Imperial Justice account in all balance. The Emperor Protects.
- Dawn of War 2: Retribution, Exterminatus Scene
# Comments
Comments: 358
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It's June 17th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!
Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team
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o3o People still remember me!
It'll be a strange birthday to be sure, lots of things are changing o3o
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Hello!
Happy [early] birthday!
Wishing you many more candles to come and a bigger cake to fit them all!
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o3o People remember mee! \o/
Thanks :3
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*Is horribly late as usual*
HOLY CRAP ITS HUUUGE!
ES IST SO GROSSE! DANKE! (<--German, not 'ew, gross' 
Oh god the caaake. Protip: Never mow down an entire cheesecake yourself. No matter how awesome they are, you will regret it the next day. ;__;
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Wow I have been off for so long. o.O
I guess I get tied up in Steam so much xD
I thought I added you a while ago... If not, I'm assuming you have Steam, what with the love for TF2? :3
And thaaaaanks!
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Yes you have
I do have Steam. um... I'm not sure if I have you or not. :S But just in case you should be able to find me under ltsandstorm
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Finally added you after putting it off due to horrible memory ;_; (Aynubi)
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Why you no be on for 41 days!
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Hello!
Happy [early] birthday!
It only comes one day a year so do something to make it memorable!
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Thank you for the fave on my Boob Tips and Tricks tutorial! x) Have a llama and a nice day, and happy boobing
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No problem! <3
Oh the joy of spending both my spare and lunch periods to wander dA! XD I find so much awesome art <3
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On like my eleventh viewing of K-ON! xD
And thb when I read them I was sort of bewildered when I remembered they were fanfic and not something written by kakifly. That's how well they fit with K-ON! and how believable the whole thing was.
Some people would have had Yui being a lot more mature. Too bad there's no way to imagine a serious Yui, and no matter how hard I try to picture Ui finally getting tired of watching over Yui I can't picture it for long. xD It would probably be the one case in all eternity where someone would actually go to the ends of the earth, throwing away their whole lives just to make sure their sister was safe and happy.
Also I read the Omake one too. XD oh god were those ever funny!
Now I need to go wallow in my own despair because whenever I read/watch K-ON! I'm reminded of how much of a lazy fart I am and how the last four years are sort of a hazy fog. (Actually, pretty much any point in time not the present or twelve hours previous is sort of a hazy fog...)
And because I can space out thinking up fanfics of K-ON! of my own so well that I'm always dissapointed when I come back to reality. xD I would kill to live in the K-ON! world, that's how hopeless I am. >.< ...o-okay, maybe because my little ego is always busy picturing Mugi with me... But only a little! I swear it! oAo (What, her spaced out face would be awesome to be able to look at. :3 And the weird ways in which she gets flustered is too cute :3)
<--- is so much of a K-ON! fan that it's the top reason for the age-old 'I wish I was the opposite gender...' argument. (The difficulty of figuring out how to imagine how in the hell I- a male- got into the school is another reason. XD probably the most believable one was using Japan's shrinking birth rates as grounds for widespread school closures, ergo when I went on an exchange program the only one happened to be Sakura High... I'm so worried of freaking Mio out to just make me being there perfectly logical I luff them so much I don't want to be creepy...)
ANYWAYS. You're welcome! (lol any mention of K-ON! makes it hard for me to just shut up. Ironically, it's hard to get me to actually speak. XD)
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Glad you liked 'em! Judging by the K-ON section at fanfiction.net, you're far from the only one with fantasies of attending Sakuragaoka... male self-insert stories are the second most common thing there, after yuri. (I've got a parody of those on the back burner, in fact.) Third most common thing? Weird horror stories. Go figure.
It's definitely hard to picture a serious Yui. I was sort of pushing it even with her curiosity about bars in "Indigo". In canon, she and Azusa would probably play the opposite roles, with Yui the slightly boring, board-games-in-the-hotel-room type. But since they're five years older in my story and people's tastes change when they grow up, I decided to flip it around.
I completely understand the "hazy fog" thing. K-ON is definitely a series that encourages obsession.
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Wait, weird horror stories with relation to K-ON? o.O What the-?
Alls I know is that me being who I am, I can see myself with Mio or Mugi. Mio would be probably a little easier to get closer to, because we're both wimps. XD (And for whatever reason I feel like trying to get other people back to being happy. Mio freaks on a regular basis. Works out great 
Ritsu on the other hand would be tricky as hell. Especially if we go with your FF'd Ritsu, who goes through boyfriends like they're going out of style. (Actually it could be 50/50 there. I sort of took it as she had the hard time getting past second base, so it could work.) But I'd concede Ritsu to *oceanchan because Oshi likes her the most~
Azunyan could pose issues. I'd look like so much of a pedo. On the other hand, we both complain about our height (FFFF five seven. Then again I'm not my sister, who is twelve and barely four feet. I got lucky. She got my grandmother's genes, and she's four... eight... maybe...) And what weeaboo doesn't love twintails? On the third hand (wait what) I'm quite lazy. And I think one Yui is enough for her. XD Then again if it was Azunyan I'd take it seriously...
Yui? Hell, who knows. I mean I can deal with her personality, easy. (hey look, the FIRST good thing about having a younger sister...) But for some reason I have a creeping suspicion that Ui would be the speedbump. I don't know why, but when I think of any attempt, Ui is off in the corner with an evil eye. oAo (That and the fact that Ui would no doubt get jelly... and Ui essentially controls Yui. XD) How ironic, the one you'd think to be the easiest one to get to know would probably turn out to be a great challenge.
Yui would be the board-games-in-the-hotel-room type? I would have thought her more the type that would vanish when you turned you back. The type of vanishing act that means they're going to wander around aimlessly downtown. xD (Then again without food she's a blob 
I obsessed over it for the music and characters at first, but after S1EP9 I loved it for the OMG WHY I CRAI SO MUCH awesomeness. (And again S2EP7 with Pure Pure and S2EP24 with Tenshi ni Fureta yo!)
Anywho, the one issue with K-ON! is that after you finish the manga and fanfictions... You want more. It's horribly addicting. yes, the claims that if it kept going on for too long it wouldn't retain its original appeal are valid and all, but I can never quite accept that it's over. Looking at two huge drawers of nothing but Star Wars Extended Universe books, I can start to guess where that came from. As well, it also stems from my own refusal to sit down and stop adding more and more content to Project One Man War Saga. It was originally just from 1993 to 2014, but it derailed from the main story up until just after the events of K-Core: Sins of Humanity (~2864) and came back first in 3014 revolving about a planet the GDA Remembrance Fleet didn't utterly squash, and then later in 4014 with the revival of the United Universal Government. And, as of yesterday, potentially somewhere in the 8000's range with Pure Hybrid: [Dark Anarchy] which is my attempt to put the brakes on the forward development. (I've got something in the 5000's somewhere too...)
Finally, it probably also stems from my inability to leave things unexplained for long. As I wrote Project One Man War Saga I discovered some huge mysteries in the plot (most of them ones few people would notice without seriously considering things) and ever since I've been writing and revising the theories behind these mysteries- because some of them are stories unto themselves. (The one thing that makes all this moot is the sheer fact that I don't actually end up writing/typing most of this crap up. All of three first draft chapters of Project One Man War Saga's revised first section- Project One Man War, lol- have even existed outside my noggin'. And I've come to realize the bulk of the confusion of people who I get to look over what I do have written comes from the abysmal lack of information, which is also mostly in my own head even though I try to write it out when I can. (The first Shipbuilding Guide, BA SSBP-1, was a very bad attempt to explain how Aerospace Combat Vessels were designed and how they worked. It turned into a ninety-some-odd page monster. Then I made SSBP-2, which is about nine pages, but lack a lot of information I think should be in there. SSBP-3 is in the works but it's going slow >.<)
Ack I ranted again! /walloftext
(LOL I WROTE SO MUCH WHEN I HIT PREVIEW IT KICKS ME BACK INTO THE TYPING AREA! XD)
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HOLY LLAMA! oAo
You're wecomee :3
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I meant thank you for the watch!!~
and tanx for the fave on this account
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