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[2010-04-14 19:55:23 +0000 UTC]
"Jeder Tag ist einen neuer Anfang"
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He saved his life and is immediately like "sit that was a mistake " I want to watch with you guys there's stuff I forgot and I need to be enlightened on!
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so i heard that after disney bought star wars, they initially cancelled the clone wars show (before recently bringing it back just to finish it up with the 7th season, even though the original team had more episodes planned 
the "crystal crisis on utapau" arc was so good man. idk if i'm finding it so funny just because of the hilarious unfinished animation, or because it makes me happy to see obi-wan & anakin constantly wisecracking at eachother again. also, they put some sw memes in it which makes it even funnier LOL.
youtu.be/J9P2IIwFfHE?t=201 the fact that he not only gets to say his famous "Hello there!" meme, but then follows it up with a matching "Goodbye," is legendary.
but also there's a sad part that i really didn't need right now.
"Luckily, that isn't true. And never will be." he just jinxed both himself and the entire galaxy.
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you know my mind has been far too into sw lately when i see the word "savage" and automatically pronounce it in my head like "sav-ahge"
real talk though, why do they pronounce his name like that? it's hilarious. maul & savage seem like such brutes but they insist on his name being pronounced so pretentiously. "savAHGE" sounds like the sophisticated version, like dressage for horses. dressAHHHGE...
maybe savage has fancy little tea parties in his spare time. or maybe he used to with that brother he had (was his name feral?), but now he has to have them with maul.
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rolf i'mΒ w h e e z i n g
i just found an old promo for the Umbara arc in S4 and... youtu.be/GPUy74KaiUA?t=4
!?!? apparently this is a REAL promo for those episodes. BRO people literally died in tragic ways and the narrator is just like "LOL it's like when your teacher gives you too much MATH homework!! XD relatable!!"
whoever decided to describe General Krell as simply as "a substitute teacher," turn on your location i just wanna talk
i'm with Fives on this one, it can't get much worse hdfsjggfd
they really were trying to market this show towards young kids as long as they could get away with it omg.
(btw speaking of trailers, have you seen the ones for season 7 yet? compare the mood of the old promo to just ONE of the promos for S7 LOLΒ www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVRsYnβ¦Β The Siege of Mandalore arc is gonna be so cool. i'm sad ): )
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dgsfjsgj excuse me, i'm just randomly remembering that random line from obi-wan: "That sounds like terrorism, Anakin." or smth,,, like
it's not even an important line but something about the way he says it straight-up-like makes me laugh. and wasn't it in front of other members of the council too? LOL rip anakin
he's just trying to present his ideas in a civilized manner to the Jedi Council and Obi-Wan just.... shuts him down like an absolute savage. he could've probably done it in a gentler way, but he just completely obliterates Anakin in front of all his peers LOL no wonder anakin gets salty years later.
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The two dumbest things Obi-Wan Kenobi has ever done are:
-announcing his plan to destroy the ship to Grievous, therefore allowing Grievous to escape before it actually explodes, and
-deciding to toss that special mystical dagger thing -- that was imperative to fix the mess they were in -- to Anakin (even tho he could've easily just moved forward like 2 steps & handed it to him?), which allowed the enemy to snatch it out of the air instead and kill someone with it.
Tell me, how is this man on the Jedi Council?? he's too extra for his own good.
The dumbest thing Anakin Skywalker has ever done is try to murder Obi-Wan Kenobi as revenge for murdering Obi-Wan Kenobi.
(p.s. i just found a yt video with all the deaths in TCW seasons 1-6. it's almost 18 minutes long... should i watch it or no)
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wait how could i forget. The third dumbest thing Obi-Wan Kenobi has ever done is this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRXm2zβ¦
the sith lord sideous is literally standing right next to you and you have no idea, you complete idiot
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the dumbest thing rex has ever done is this:Β www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HaBemβ¦
i'm crying why don't i remember this happening
edit: ohhh wait. that joke i saw a while ago finally makes sense. i think i remember seeing a joke that went something like,
Jesse/Fives/idr who it was: "Okay, so Captain Rex walks into a bar..."
Rex: "it wAS ONE TIME JESSE"
i was so confused but now i get it. fffffft x'D they would.
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"the nightmares, they're finally over..." THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR WHO GAVE THEM THE RIGHT TO DO THIS
rolf i hate this show THIS IS SO UNFAIR ;-; ;-; ;-;
i knew it. i knew it was coming. but LIKE THIS??Β
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i wouldn't spam your page like this with anything else, but i am with this because i know you've been a star wars fan for quite some time, trying to get me into it. and i always felt bad when you'd try to have a conversation with me and explain some lore or history from sw, and i'd just sit there like a brick wall like, "i don't even understand half the words coming from your mouth. wth is a kyber crystal."
at least now, you hopefully won't have to deal with more conversations like the one we had after watching the first ep or so of The Mandalorian:
me: "so what even is a 'manlorian,' just a special bounty hunter or something?"
you: "mandalorian. do you remember Boba Fett?"
me: ".... no. i've never seen the prequels. is he a meme?"
you: "i'm not talking about the prequels. Boba Fett was in the original trilogy with Luke. the guy who wore mandalorian armor, and he was there when han solo got frozen... remember?"
me: "there was a guy with mandalorian armor in the first movies?!?! O:"
you: ".... yes. how do you not remember him? you've literally seen those movies several times??"
me: "well he must not have any speaking lines or something, i don't remember a bounty hunter."
you: "no. he speaks. ;-; "
LOL i'm sorry man.
but anyway, i'm sure i'll stop spamming your page once we eventually finish TCW ;( lol
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i hope obi-wan got a vacation after that episode ):
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btw i was thinking about the prequels today, and...
Qui-Gon Jin trained Obi-Wan as his Padawan for 13 years (estimated). And then as he's dying in Obi-Wan's arms, you'd think his last words would be something to the effect of, "i'm proud of how far you've come," "i'm sure you'll become a great jedi," or even, "hey, good job defeating that sith lord just now by yourself... the one even I failed to defeat 2 mins ago"...
but instead, Qui-Gon's last words are literally about this 9-yr-old Anakin he had just met, like, a few days ago or smth and become obsessed with wanting to train him. but he knows that he won't be able to now, so he's just like, "now that i'm dying, the council will use this as a perfect excuse to not allow anakin to be trained. lol guess i'll just guilt trip obi-wan into doing it by making it my dying wish."
obi-wan: "great. now i'm stuck with this 9-yr-old desert boy. hope he's not a brat."
all i'm saying is, if i was obi-wan, i'd be kinda salty. LOL. but obi-wan is a better man than me
(dsfhgdsjgj and then everything goes downhill and obi-wan "fails" anakin who turns to the dark side, and for the cherry on top, obi-wan then gets stuck with anakin's whiny kid LOL. "but the poWeR coNVerTERs!!!" (i'm jk i love luke i just think he sounds hilarious sometimes))
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also let me just clear up that i love qui-gon jin and i know why it was so important for him to make sure anakin was trained with the force, i'm just teasing him as i do all characters lol.
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i love how obi-wan's first ever words about anakin, before even meeting him or knowing who he's talking about, is: "why do i sense we've picked up another pathetic life-form?"
because he's literally roasting both jar jar binks AND anakin in the SAME SENTENCE dshgjgsdjg
anakin: *screeching*
the real reason anakin betrays obi-wan & turns to the dark side.
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sfdhjgsj is this what you meant when you were joking with me yesterday and said, "obi-wan took so long to graduate from being a padawan because qui-gon jin wouldn't put up with his stupid one-liners"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VELdTVβ¦
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ok i promise i'll shut up about star wars soon, but,,
teenage young obi-wan kenobi cheerfully playing guitar and singing, "my, my, this here anakin guy -- maybe vader someday later but now he's just a small fry :')" in that rly old parody video is something i never knew i needed.
obi-wan kenobi really has had prime meme vibes since the very beginning, and i've just been sleeping on it my entire life, huh?
(edit: ok i assumed he was in his late teens or smth in the 1st prequel movie, but i just looked it up and apparently he was 25. wow, he was still a padawan when he was 25?? i didn't realize jedi training took that long.)
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we stan him sm
oh lort
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please tell me someone hasn't already made this joke:
*During The Mandalorian S1E8, at the part where it's like:*
IG-11: "Please tell me the child will be safe in your care. If you do so, I can default to my secondary command."
Mando: "But you'll be destroyed."
Ig-11: "And you will live, and I will have served my purpose."
Mando: "... No. We need you."
IG-11: "There is nothing to be sad about. I have never been alive."
Mando, in the most unconvincing & saddest voice he's used: "i'm not,,, sad...."
IG-11: "ok boomer"
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jdsgfjs i know mando's too young to be a boomer but somehow the joke still works for me in this context LOL
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i mean he goes carry the gist
dFGJDSGJSDF valid!!!
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idr if i ever showed you any of these but:Β www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu8CcZβ¦
the person makes a bunch of them lol but i think this one is one of my favorites
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did that guy just hit baby yoda
wh
time to kikΒ
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yeah
Β "p l a yΒ t i m e 'sΒ o v e r,Β k i d s"
(pretty sure we both actually gasped because.
(hfdjsh this is one of the eps that my mom & i watched without rolf because we didn't want to wait until she got home from work,,, i'm sorry rolf. x'D we always rewatched them again when rolf & our dad came home, though. :') good tiems.)
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DFGDFJSDFJHDFHJFD DJFS BRUH can imagine!
they whoopin this child
IT WAS THO LIKE WOW
xDD valid!! sometimes u jus' cant wait :[') fdgkjfdh but hek ye thats good ;;Β
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"my daddy is evil" FJDGJFD
smh
bruh a whole gem,,
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SDFJDSJGJDS THAT ICON,, BABY!!
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I FORGOT THAT MANDO CANONICALLY CALLED BABY YODA "y'little womp rat" FJHDKJHDF
if jelly beans existed in this universe, he WOULD call him "my little green jelly bean" just like that one parody video dkjfhdskjhdk CONFIRMED
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DGJDFGJDFHJDFJSHFSE WOW xDD
OMG THATS SO CUTE THO?!???!! 
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wait i didn't know they made subtitled videos for mando too hfdsgsf--
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpGOsuβ¦
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"i hate small talk" mood father
omg i rlly need to watch this,, mando is rlly out here ;(
I SMELL THE IDIOCY DFGJDFJ savage
half of it is just him sighing
smh dad
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