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[2013-07-15 10:20:43 +0000 UTC]
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Thanks for the llama
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that poultry drama?
Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.
*End of cue card*
And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
Sorry about the late reply. Working on the backlog. 
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Oh man, Kevin the llama's amazing! Thank you for writing this!
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You are welcome!
I wish I can draw like you. X3
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I was going to say hi, but then I say some on the comments that you made to that poor person. How dare you and what right do you have to accuse another person on what could be a coincidence!
You should be ashamed of yourself!
Yes I do see how the pictures look the same but you have no right to abuse and accuse another person in that manner. You have made an enemy out of me today.
You have no right to act like a b**ch to other people.
WHAT IF THAT PERSON HAS SELF-ESTEEM PROBLEMS AND YOUR COMMENT MAKES THEM COMMIT SUICIDE? DID YOU THINK OF THAT!?
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Lets summarise what I did.
1) Asked the person if they have stolen it, and saying that they haven't credited the original artist.
2) Asked them for the official artwork, noting that the two look nearly exactly the same. And concluded that both two people traced off the another artwork or it is just a freakish coincidence.
3) Noting that there is a difference between the official artwork and nearly no difference between the line art.
4) Can not come to a conclusion since freakish coincidences do exist, however unlikely, and decide that leaving it like this is for the best.
So...in what way was I acting like a female dog?
I am sorry, I didn't think of self esteem issues. Then again, what if I have self-esteem issues and I believed that the line art was stolen and I just wanted to reduce art theft AND THIS COMMENT MAKES ME COMMENT MAKES ME COMMIT SUICIDE? DID YOU THINK OF THAT?!
Sorry, I can't resist reusing the same sentence since I could have problems as well. And you do sound like you are shouting at me. And calling me a b*tch on top of it.
Hopefully you don't have any problems since I am shouting at you back in caps. The same words, of course, but you and I are different people and react differently to different things.
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It was still unfair what you did and what if THIS COMMENT MAKES ME COMMENT MAKES ME COMMIT SUICIDE? DID YOU THINK OF THAT?!
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I did. As I said: "Hopefully you don't have any problems since I am shouting at you back in caps. The same words, of course, but you and I are different people and react differently to different things."
But I reasoned that if you are shouting at me, you would be prepared for a shouting back.
The person I accused and I have been pretty civil, but should I be civil to someone(you) who is shouting at me? :3
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I am afraid I don't get this. Why should I be civil to someone else who is not civil themselves? Do I have an obligation to be civil all the time? And if so, why don't you?
So...I don't deserve civility? Since you were 'shouting' in caps at me before.
But then you said "everyone," which contradicts your first comment.
Unless that is meant as a joke. But calling a stranger a b*tch is a bit too much for a joke, isn't it?
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Everyone deserves civility, even if they are doing the shouting
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