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[2012-02-03 21:23:59 +0000 UTC]
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# Statistics
Favourites: 157; Deviations: 20; Watchers: 94
Watching: 54; Pageviews: 25757; Comments Made: 393; Friends: 54
# Comments
Comments: 127
YOU ARE Chatterbeast HOW DA FUQ ?? THEN DO FIONA FOX FARTING PLEASE
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Don't becoming to me with that attitude, mister.
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But what's with your art!?
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I have a fart fetish. Say what you want, but it can't ever change it.
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At least it's not diaper fetish.
It's still pretty disgusting.
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Well, Just keep to your own business, okay?
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Ahem! (singing) I want to thank you for your watching, toniiiiight, todaaaay! A-thank you!
Okay Homestar, I'm ready to record the thank you song.
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Dude, you gotta stop with these unauthorized edits.
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I'm sorry. What I did before will be the last one.
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Besides, when I uploaded the first post, I was afraid that I would get banned from Deviantart or sued for copyright claims.
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Yep. That's why you gotta be careful.
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It's also why I wrote that the artwork doesn't belong tom em. I only edited them to make it look like their "cutting the cheese". You don't think it's lazy, do you?
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Well, using the same color & leaving the gray borders is.
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Maybe next time, I'll switch up the stink pelts and get rid of the grey borders. Thanks for telling me. (Don't worry, I won't use any more unauthorized edits.)
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Anyways, what do you think of those posts?
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Not bad, except for the recurring color & gray borders. BTW, you RP?
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If you want me to RP, would it be with the characters in my pictures?
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How 'bout with sonic characters?
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I can do those too, but I don't really feel like the RP type at the mo'. sorry.
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Some time. Any maybe once I learn how.
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Thanks. But I don't need to learn RP right now.
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Hey, with regards to a comment of yours I replied to all the way back in January, about what the mane six's farts would sound like, what kinds of sounds do you think would be made by the three alicorns farting? Not including Twilight of course, you already covered her on your old comment.
Here's what I think:
Celestia: airy/buzzy sound
Luna: ripper
Cadence: silent "pfffssst" sound
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I know some other filly farts.
Diamond Tiara: airy, muffled puffers
Silver Spoon: buzzy
Babs Seed: Extremely wet juicy ones that occasionally leave brown stains in your underwear
Twist: squeaky
Dinky Doo: hissy SBDs
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Now when you say Diamond Tiara's arts would be airy, muffled puffers, does that mean they would be muffled and hissy too? Because there are two types of hissy farts, the muffled, puffy kinds that go "pfffft," and the louder, sharper ones that go "pssssssst." I guess the latter kind fits with Dinky. Though obviously Derpy would do wet, bubbly farts, because like you said, her cutie mark is bubbles.
Hey, how do you think Sunset Shimmer would fart? Would she do different fart sounds based on whether she were a pony, or if she were in her humanoid form that we see her in for the majority of the movie? Also, she'd have to be careful not to far when she's transformed, because all the flames around her would probably light her fart on fire!
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Puffers as in "pfft".
As for Sunset Shimmer, her pony and human form would have the same fart: the ripper fart.
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Rippers fit pretty well with Sunset, I gotta say. But what makes you think Dinky would fart like "pssst"?
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Well, to you, the silent hissing farts are sexy, and I thought it might be good for Dinky Doo. (Plus, the name "Dinky Doo" sounds suspiciously like "Dinky Poo")
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Yes, you know me like a book. The airy, hissy farts are my favorite.
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Though, between you and me, there are more types of farts than the hissy SBDs. You should use some.
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That sounds about right, but what about the background ponies? What would their farts sound like?
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Hmm, actually come to think of it I think Cadence's would be squeaky and Celestia's would be the the really loud kind of SBD, the kind that sounds like an air compressor or a bus's air brakes. But as for background ponies, I guess the following would be true:
Derpy: bubbly (obviously, just look at her cutie mark)
Colgate: airy "puff" sound (similar to Rainbow Dash)
Lyra: silent "pssst" sound
Bonbon: I dunno...wet?
Octavia: loud (she gets really embarrassed when she farts really loud, since she is a proper and stuck-up pony)
Vinyl Scratch: loud silent air-puff type sound (again like Celestia)
Roseluck: squeaky
Those are all that are coming to me at the moment. What do you think?
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Let's not forget Zecora. What would her farts sound like?
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Loud, thunderous rippers, and the gas would smell like the exotic herbs she uses in her potions.
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Intriguing... Can you think of any others?
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Hmm, let's see here...now for secondary/one-shot ponies!
Daring Do: squeaky
Fleur De Lis: definitely silent or hissy
Nightmare Moon: very loud SBD
Lightning Dust: airy little "puff" sound, again quite similar to Rainbow Dash
....damn it, nothing else is coming to me!
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I'm sure you can think of others. Also, I think Octavia would have more of the SBD farts and Vinyl Scratch would make the loud farts.
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That's definitely a better way of looking at it. I agree with you about Octavia
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What about Gilda and Trixie? Surely you have your vision on THEIR types of farts?
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Oh, their farts would be the complete opposites of each other...Gilda would be capable of much louder rippers than any pony is capable of! The farts of your average cute mare is generally an airy, dainty "puff" that may or may not sound silent, but the farts of a gryphon like Gilda would be thunderous, loud and extremely impressive. Gilda is the most flatulent gryphon in Equestria...one time, her and Rainbow Dash were having a farting competition, and after Dashie could only manage a little silent "poof" of air, Gilda returned with such a massive fart that it caused a shockwave that almost blew up Cloudsdale!
Now Trixie on the other hand, would most likely fart SBDs with a loud, devious hiss to them...now because the farts of Equestria ponies generally smell like flowers or candy, it wouldn't be "deadly" in the sense that it smells bad, but "deadly" in the sense that it's actually enchanted gas that if you inhale it, you are now under Trixie's spell, which then makes you vulnerable to all sorts of magical mischief she might try and pull on you. When Trixie farts it comes out as a visible purple mist that sprays out of her plot like "psssssssst" and entrances anypony who accidentally smells it.
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Let's not forget, since griffons eat meat, their farts are much deeper in tone.
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