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Slopbox
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[2016-04-24 17:35:13 +0000 UTC]
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# Statistics
Favourites: 374; Deviations: 20; Watchers: 31
Watching: 17; Pageviews: 11547; Comments Made: 3080; Friends: 17
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: RFavorite movies: O
Favorite TV shows: C
Favorite bands / musical artists: K
Favorite books: O
Favorite writers: N
Favorite games: D
Favorite gaming platform: U
Tools of the Trade: D
Other Interests: E
# About me
# Comments
Comments: 340
o my is that a watcger i see?
what a gorgous sight
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yo and you'd better believe I didnt fave to be nice or some shit
I faved cause i wanted to catch a peeper-full of some dope art my dude.
stay reclining
stay fresh
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well hullo yourself
what brings yea here traveler
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You apparently trolled a friend of mine, she blocked you, gave me your profile name and I honestly absolutely love your profile. Its utterly amazing.
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that honestly just made my 2:24 in the morning
know that you are beloved in manners most pulchritudinous
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Well you are most honoured my ratty friend.
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whom the fuck is welcome
its you my dude
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Bro i'm crying, some ho legit came up on my art trying to troll me and i'm sitting here like,,, if you bothered to look at what i'd drew you'd see that I was making fun of myself
How are you gonna top that mate??
Anyhoos how are you doing I miss you and your sick tapes man
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dude what
that trolling was weaker than my stomach currently is
how'sat all getting you twisted and whatnot?
yeah see I'm not too good
ive been seein the world, see
more specifically been seein one part of the world
costa rica
their water sucks and I think it mighta got me hospitalized
also their water sucks in general
run it through a fuckin hundred filters to get out all the lil creepy crawlies
but they also extract the taste while they're at it
like drinkable plastic is what it is
fuck me I never want to go back there
jk I do
anyway howve you been cause you like legit went silent just a few weeks or so or something ago dude
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It was, I was more upset over the fact that they stopped responding : ( did you see their profile page? They were so proud of rustling peoples jimmies but they're /so bad at it/.
bRUH why didn't you take me with you??
Jk but that sounds epic
What did you guys do, how long were you there?
Also disgusting, I can't even stand chicago water (which tastes like chlorine) I don't think I could do costa rica.
What makes you want to go back even though the water's nasty??
Sorry dude I was thinking of you but i'm bad at messaging first + I was busy because my friends were leaving for college, I started a new job and then I just started college too :/ A lot of stuff for a tiny me
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actually dude i think we may've stumbled upon one of the most rare and vibrant breeds of users on this site
a legit critique-lad
like obv he was bein a cock with you and everythin but man i dunno
maybe hes cool
maybe you should break bread or something
okay so like i was with this group and whatnot and we were doin surfin and service and all that
tucked ourselves far away in a mountain home
lived amongst the birds and the bees and the coconut trees
saw the ocean from far away
and you'd better believe we tackled those waves
and those waves tackled us
and most of all
we tackled buildin' a sidewalk for the townspeople and shit
and it was proper lame and a lil stupid cause like it wasnt even for the town like
it was just for a gym or something
so that wasn't cool
but everything was cool as balls
saw some bloody beautiful shit I just shan't forget
dropped some ryhmes with people I shan't forget neither
and when all's said and done like
think I'd be downright obtuse to not wanna fly back there ASAP
but the water's still whack so well whatcha gonna do
daaamn well that just sucks doesnt it
you cool dude, but are you cool?
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Ah so you're the guy who supplies my friend meme injections.
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hell yeah
doin up the house is me bread and butter
me girls page three and me cars a nutter
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oh please, i could never take all the credit.
each of my multiple personalities worked just as hard, if not harder, to make me the rap-rat i be today.
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that sounds like a pretty big generalization for such a broad spectrum of mental disorders
do you mean perhaps that i suffer from schizophrenia? am i by any chance bipolar? suffering from early onset alzheimer's? mad cow disease? homosexuality?
you're going to have to be a whole lot more specific with me here yo
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yeah
but
well
your mom is probably FAT (haha sic burn) and you are not quite as conventionally attractive as most people but still standing up on your own merits regardless so THEIR
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Oh, I'm perfectly willing to tell you.
You're going to react by feeling slightly bemused and then leaving my page to find someone or something better worth your time, which, in this case, I hope will be growing a capacity to recognize and process enhanced irony and/or sarcasm. A consistent standard of punctuation and spelling is welcome as well.
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you dare challenge my prophetic capability, fool?
*chuckles softly*
this will be over quick!
*teleports behind you*
*unsehathes awesome telekinetic power*
psssh
nothin personell, kiddorino
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Yeah that was pretty weak on my part. I should have instead used my psycho-gladius and net of miasma.
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Do you think I should have used my psycho-gladius and net of miasma? Those options are looking increasingly tempting.
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UNLEASHING PULCHRITUDINOUS ATTACK
PSYCHO GLADIUS:
perception of mind: 2000%
mental breakdown inducing capacity: 30001000%
sharpness of wit: IMMeZZURABLE
NET OF MIASMA
special attribute: aura of mild BEWILDERMENT
entrapment capability: UNLIMITED
weaknesses: NONE
PREPARE TO FEEL MY NEURONIC RAGE
Drawing forth her impossibly sharp gladius in one hand and his trusty net in the other, Slopbox advances upon the unsuspecting enemy, chuckling to herself whilst whistling the tune of "Drunken Whaler" from Dishonored. The enemy appears wholly self-confident but behind the facade, the magic of our hero's weapons is beginning to make itself known. The enemy feels its bladder weaken momentarily, but clenches tight and saves their pants. Determined to not be overwhelmed, they charge at Slopbox, brandishing their paltry weapon; Slopbox merely smirks to himself, the light catching her razor-sharp canines in a brilliant gleam. The enemy maintains their attack but Slopbox simply sighs to himself in pity. This battle will be over before they know it.
Calling upon her imezzurable psychic skill, Slopbox is before the enemy one second and behind them the next. The enemy is shocked, trying to hit that which they cannot see. Out comes the gladius, and into the enemy's chest it goes. The enemy's long-suffering bladder retires.
"Nothin' personal kid" says our victorious hero, as the vanquished enemy collapses at his feet.
"How... how did you beat me" they gasp, trying to comprehend the incomprehensible. Slopbox merely chuckles, and jumps onto his Harley Davidson motorcycle. "You're gonna need to ask... A sharper question". And so saying, Slopbox rides her motorcycle into the sunset and gets all the hottest babes, the end.
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i did
i get all the hot dudes man
all of them
how fuckin sweet is that
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do you have the anatomy with which to fuck tho
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Stop making fun of mentally challenged people! Its not nice >:0
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hi I'm back, let's keep talking about genitalia
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fuckin sweet, triple penetration be da bomb
hey tell you what i gotta go be in real life but ill be back ok, i be promisin'
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hello friend
i have no idea who you are
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Holy mother of whole wheat blueberries strawberries moms spaghetti pear trees and goose eggs you have the most sexually arousing art I have ever seen. I applaud you good sir.
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if ya tap the booty, it'll bounce ya off like a dime
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