IceyVampire [2010-03-11 22:34:33 +0000 UTC]

THIS IS A MUG CERTIFICATE!

Send one to all your filthy human allies who you think deserve a lazor in the face (Which hopefully includes the person who sent it to you)!!

You might send it to your enemies as well!
It'll really make them stop and DIE!!!

If you don't receive this back, it means that the people you sent it to have drowned in a puddle of vomit, and they wish they'd listened to you when they had the chance!


If you receive this back 1 time, open up your stomach using a scalpel! Find more spleens, entrails, or entrails pretending to be spleens!

If you receive this back 2 times, you're off to a good start! (Unless you sent it to yourself! That's cheating, and we're deploying a rabid triceratops to eat your brains in retaliation!)

If you receive this back 3 times, you're a good friend. You're also stupid. Get out of my sight, stupid person.

If you receive this back 4 times, you're truly loved as a friend!! This means you should start asking for money, so you can go out and buy some crack.

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YOU'VE BEEN MUGGED!
Loser.

Spread the DA love around!
Take pictures of yourself naked and post them on the internet! (But only if you're hot. Otherwise, you can copy and paste this message on your friend's userpage!)

RULES:
1- You can mug the person who mugged you!
2- You -MUST- mug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should mug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random mugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started mugging right away! Here's a knife.

Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are GOING TO DIE!

1-3: you're a stupid
4-6: you're less of a stupid
7-9: you're stupid, but in a lovably endearing fashion
10-& Up: you've got such good online friends, it probably means that you've neglected all the real people in your life. Get a life, nerd



- NOTE -
This is a JOKE.
Don't take it seriously.
If you take this message seriously, please tattoo 'ASSHOLE' on your forehead, and send pictures to 10 or more of your friends.

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okami985 [2010-03-01 23:54:06 +0000 UTC]

HEY BUD! SUP!

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Amand4 [2009-03-15 02:09:28 +0000 UTC]

thx u so much for the

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netkeyfim [2008-06-26 15:53:22 +0000 UTC]

It’s really great.I like your site.

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ZombieDino [2007-11-03 15:45:57 +0000 UTC]

cute comic ^^ i like it so far x3

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itachi-love-com [2007-08-11 03:39:05 +0000 UTC]

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Maru-sha [2007-06-22 01:39:43 +0000 UTC]

Happy late welcome!!

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Zapkoi [2007-05-09 02:45:03 +0000 UTC]

Thanks so much for the fave!

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Teloco [2007-05-02 11:25:58 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the help

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trent28o [2007-05-01 23:36:27 +0000 UTC]

Welcome to dA. Got any questions hit me up and I'll try my best to answer em

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