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TheRaySketches
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[2018-10-01 21:57:42 +0000 UTC]
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 242; Deviations: 40; Watchers: 11
Watching: 19; Pageviews: 1800; Comments Made: 177; Friends: 19
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Marcus To, Chris Samnee, Phil Noto, & Fiona StaplesFavorite movies: The Day After Tomorrow, The Martian, & Anastasia
Favorite TV shows: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, M*A*S*H, & The Office
Favorite bands / musical artists: Breaking Benjamin, Jimmy Eat World, & A Perfect Circle
Favorite books: The Hater trilogy by David Moody
Favorite writers: David Moody
Favorite games: Halo & Batman Arkham series
Favorite gaming platform: Xbox 360
Tools of the Trade: Wacom tablet
Other Interests: Learning Russian. Reading.
# Social Links
https://www.instagram.com/theraysketches/https://theraysketches.tumblr.com/
https://www.twitch.tv/theraysketches
https://twitter.com/TheRaySketches
# About me
12 pints of O- blood. Addicted to Yoo-Hoo. Artist. Ask permission before using my art!
# Comments
Comments: 28
You're welcome!
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Hi, thanks for the fav, I hope you'll enjoy even the rest of my gallery, have a good day, bye!
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Thanks for the llama
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that drama?
Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.
*End of cue card*
And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
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You're welcome
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thank you so much for the favorite ! <3
have a nice day
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You're very welcome!
Have a nice day, as well.
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