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Time-Dancer
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[2009-01-26 23:51:03 +0000 UTC]
"Gargle Flargen."
(Canada)
# Statistics
Favourites: 17498; Deviations: 237; Watchers: 140
Watching: 422; Pageviews: 40141; Comments Made: 7775; Friends: 422
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Um... o.o idfkFavorite movies: Mainly Avatar and Eragon, but a lot more too.
Favorite TV shows: Um... Stargate SG1 and Atlantis, Doctor Who, and Sactuary
Favorite bands / musical artists: Lifehouse, Evanescece, Skillet, Three Days Grace, Linkin Park, etc.
Favorite books: A lot...
Favorite writers: o.o I dunno
Favorite games: Roblox, L4D, Halo Reach, Assassins creed 2 through revelations, and SKYRIMMMMM
Favorite gaming platform: Don't have one. I like them allllllll. But I own a Xbox 360
Tools of the Trade: Pencil, ink pen, pen tablet, SAI, and my brain.
Other Interests: Horseback riding, Roleplaying, Videogames, etc.
# About me
Tumblr | Blog(I'll put these links when I'm not so lazy....)(When I feel like it.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnLxzN...
http://damnyouautocorrect.com/16459/our-top-15-favorite-tv-film-autocorrect-fails/
According to my OpenOffice, the Afrosphere is a word.
Proud and deadly member of the Dark Brotherhood. Problem?
1. Sit in parked a car with sunglasses on, point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Everytime someone askes you to do something ask them if they want fries with that.
4. Put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in".
5. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face.
6. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
7. Skip rather than walk.
8. Sing along at the opera.
9. five days in advanced tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood.
10. Have your friends address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
11. When money comes out of the A.T.M. scream "I won, I won!"
14. When leaving the zoo, start running toward the parking lot screaming "run for your lives, the animals are loose!"
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. However, if life doesn't give you water and sugar, your lemonade SUCKS."
"Death from above,
Death from below.
You try to kill me,
I wont go slow.
Your fear arouses me,
Your blood flows.
I see you from above,
You look at me from below."
~ Angelica Schlagel
"Son, there's something I want you to know."
"Yeah dad?"
"In about three seconds, I'm going to scream like a little girl."
~Chicken Little
You can't spell grape without rape, Earth without art, or Slaughter without laughter.
I live on pluto --> comments.deviantart.com/4/1375... .
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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can fit on the roof? Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats.
Many know the questions;
"What, is the music, of life?"
"Silence, my Brother."
"Welcome, home."
Many more know the answers;
"What, is life's greatest, illusion?"
"Innocence, my Brother."
"Welcome, home."
But there is another, oft' forgetten;
"What, is the colour, of night?"
"Sanguine, my brother."
"Welcome, home."
"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."
~Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night."
~ Edger Allan Poe
"Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save."
~Will Smith
"The funny thing about famous quotes is, that it's always some profound statement made by some intelligent person in history, and that could change the world if we only applied it.
Instead, we just quote them and and continue on doing stupid ass shit.
/Nohope"
~My cousin.(I think, anyway.)
"You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel."
~Johnny Depp
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-x4M1-9PSfac/T5mkShacFqI/AAAAAAAABoA/XIik695GxII/s1600/CanadaInfographic.jpg
Grammar.
The difference between
Knowing your shit and
Knowing you're shit.
"She woke up one day and threw away her excuses... She decided to turn her can'ts into cans and her dreams into plans. She started living the life that had been waiting."
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Boo."
"Boo who?"
"You fucking pussy."
"Time waits for no man, but death waits for everyone." Tecreatoromega
"Don't Blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't Blink. Good Luck."
~The Doctor
"People assume time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually- from a non-linear, non-subjective view point- its actually just a big ball of wibbly, wobbly.... timey wimey.... stuff..."
~The Doctor
"Life is like a pair of pants. Some days you find money in the pocket, and other days your pocket catches on the doorknob of your classroom and you take out three desks and a foreign exchange student as you stumble in."
Your current level of madness is not compatible with my extremely high level of insanity. Please either upgrade now or walk away to avoid mental injury.
# Comments
Comments: 4273
If you want an easier way to reach me I have a discord server discord.gg/VKJ62xP
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Oh too busy, and I don't have a discord.
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Hi! I haven't been around on deviantart much I sowwy
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It's okay! How have you been?
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Pretty good! I have a new account over at KeevaRose
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No problem, love your stuff!
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That's always fun, in many ways.
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Mmmhm. The dorm is just kindof a constant party.
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Oh, that can make studying difficult.
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lol I just heard that in a store like 2 days ago
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Thank you so much for all the faves and for the watch! ♥
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Thanks for the fav. The quotes etc. on your profile made my day! Have a good one.
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Np~
Glad you like them X3 not many people bother to read them
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Haha. I only read interesting looking ones to be honest. So many people just put nothing at all or some boring stuff... I like it when people make an effort to make it fun to read.
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Thanks for faving my dragonhead design
have a nice day <3
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You 20,001 views. Someone out there got the 20,000...
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