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UFOtestpilot
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[2012-12-09 15:38:10 +0000 UTC]
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Watching: 32; Pageviews: 8723; Comments Made: 3082; Friends: 32
# Comments
Comments: 683
its been along time my friend , how are you keeping ?
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hay PasMix . I'm looking at deviant again . I'm keeping okay how bout youuu
LL&P
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Greetings me old mate , lifes a bitch but I aint giving up ! glad your ok I did wonder if you wernt to good . gob flop & bogster !
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wobbling welly busters ! u been abducted..yer not supposed to enjoy all the probing COME back!!!!!!
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John Payne walks into a western saloon wobbling in his wellys . The saloon keep says- Mr Payne ? what wrong with you ? ... John Payne says- . SALOON KEEP ! NEVER SAY HELLO PILGRIM TO A SPACE ALIEN
I GUESS THEY DON'T LIKE THAT . Saloon keeper says- Well what happened ?. John says- I RATHER NOT TALK ABOUT . Saloon keeper says- John sit down and have a beer on the house. John Payne says- I'LL STAND THANK YOU .
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This is another recording BOOOOOOOOM ! BOOOOOOOOOM!
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RUBIN says- HOLY BAFFLING BOOMZ BLATMAN !!! boomz here boomz there boomz everywhere .what are we gonna do... BLATMAN says- I don't RUBIN this boom is to big for us to handle . Looks like a job for UFOTESTPILOT ET MAN . RUBIN says- HOLY ZOOM ZOOM IN THE BOOM BOOM !!! yes BLAT we must call on the mighty one "in an echoing deep voice' UFOTESTPILOT ET MAN. BLATMAN says- how did you do that with your voice Rue . I'll call Commissioner Boredom and let him know .
stay tuned ! will the boom ? turn into a big bang ?
same UFOTESTPILOT ET MAN. time !!! same UFOTESTPILOT ET MAN Channel
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RUBIN SAYS- HOLY BALL OF CONFUSION BLATMAN !!! .ONIONS ! WE DON'T NEEED NO STINKIN ONIONS .People moving out, people moving in. Why, because of the color of their skin.
Run, run, run but you sure can't hide from the M.I.B . An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.
Vote for meeee and I'll set you freeeee. Rap on, brother, rap on ... ... ... oh so I guess you do get my brilliant reply's . let me turn this was , for another great profile. hey it was just temptation . hahahahahahahahah
next to being a test pilot i always wanted to be a writer . But it's KINDOF HARD TO DO WITH YOUR HANDS TIED BEHIND YOUR BACK !!! . UNDO THESE BELTS MY DEAR MAN , I SAY UNDO THEM !
FOR I AM UFOTESTPILOT ET MAN .
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WOWWWWWWWW! What planet are they from?
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THey have no planet . Maybe they are Italian because they are roamin all ova the solar system . Orrr maybe from Zeta Rigatoni . Orrr maybe from Great Britten me lad . I was hoping youuu would know .
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HOLY SPAGHETTI SMOTHERED IN SAVORY SAUCE... hey !!! Lee Van Cleef extra meatballs please . whah whah whahwhahwahhhhh whah whahhh whahhh. thats the music form good bad ugly
OK it was ugly
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my spaghetti aint holy is long & string ..Hence string theory!
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HOLY GOTHAM PHYSICS BLATMAN! RUBIN says- WAIT !waiter ! more meatballs hence the sauce .I presume ? haha more bosons and fermions too also . oh and we need more bread
oh sarry PASMIXMAN I was talking to the guy bringing my lunch. . . . . . . what were we talking about ? OHHH Lee Van Cleef . yah one of the best spaghetti cooks ever . wonder why he never opened up a restaurant
oh well glad he didn't . Then he would have had to left the asylum kitchen . So thats Good , orrr is it Bad , gee could even be Ugly.. . whah whah whahwhahwahhhhh whah whahhh whahhh. whah whah whahwhahwahhhhh whah whahhh WHAAAAAHHHHHHH,AHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOO EEEEEEEE .WALLAWALLA BINGBANG ohhhh Lee Van shot me for singing
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went to gotham once, but it was closed, holy calamity!
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HOLY CALAMITY JANE !!! gOTHAM HAS LEFT THE BUILDING 111 see that capital letter lock again ! hey PASMIXMAN youuu try to fly an aircraft and type at the same time . I have to keep my three eyes on the , on the , horizon .
Gotham was closed because Lee Van Cleef was in Vegas doing his Elvis impersonation and all the good citizens of Gotham left to watch the show . When they all came back Lee Van , thats what I call him because we is goood buddies . See that PASMIXMAN this time the O button stuck , O well. so anywhywho Lee Van cooked and all got a ham dinner
sounds amazing PASMIXMAN . But ! my life is based on a true story ,and only the names have been changed to protect the guilty
tune in next week when CALAMITY JANE MEETS TARZAN . AND cheeta throws poop at her , when asked why throw poop , Cheeta says ooh ooh ahh ahh . see he's a monkey ! they don't speak english
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calamity jane seen her grave in Deadwood South Dakota.
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wow that must have been cool .
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HOLY HEMATOLOGY BLATMAN . Dammit mr freeze I'm a a Doctor not a refrigerator repairman ! UFOTESTPILOT ET MAN says-so you must have seen Wild Bill Hickok's grave to . wow ET man . any other famous cowboys there ?
I'd travel but I have no one to go with... I'd love to see the old famous western towns an all . I watch a lot of westerns . I'd love to ride a horse too but not sure it would be good for my new hip . Yah gotta new hip 5 ? years ago maybe one time I'll tell youuuu the story . It happened at Area 51 . All I can say for now and I probably , no I saved the earth in the process . Yah ! again ! It has to do with lasers and what not
bing bong & hipster
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Bloody hell the vatman is a Hematologist!
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UFOTESTPILOT ET MAN says-HOLY HE WAS ? I did not know that . I applied for that job once . I am now banned from Victoria Secret . Hey I thought it was high tech word for a tailor , you know" hem" a pair of slacks ? . hem atologist , kindo thing ? wel ahhh not really slacks
hey I'm not to familiar with all the wording on this planet. So the Terrestrials at area 51 were messing with me again ! huh . Dammit Terrestrial's I'm an Extraterrestrial not a terrestrial .
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ET Holy ... Mmmmmmm must be in their Socks!
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UFOTESTPILOT ET MAN says-HOLY SECRETS ! ET HOLY ? SOCKS ? was I just insulted ?Holes in my socks ? Well at least the sewing lesson weren't for nothing . OWCH ! jus sewed my finger to a sock .Dammit ! Jim ! .Jim says No Cmndr you sewed your finger to Spock trying to sew a hole in his shirt . UFOTESTPILOT ET MAN says- hey wait Jim . I'm a Commander your'e a Captain . Why am I sewing socks ? was I just insulted ? . I'm running this ship. UFOTESTPILOT ET MAN is sitting in the Commanders seat on the bridge , he's thinking why do they call it a bridge ? It's just a floor with chairs , mighty comfortable chairs too also . UFOTESTPILOT ET MAN is looking at the key board and see's Tab ? hmmm I'm thursty he clicks on Tab and is waiting patiently and wonders what button do I hit for ice ? ... ... ...and the Trek continues . When UFOTESTPILOT ET MAN says- Hey Solo what button do I hit for ice ?
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Holy secrets .. ask the catholics they got all the answers.. They called it the Inquisition!
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I don't care ! still got no Tab and no ice . I've been sitting here for day's now . Van Halen ! oh I mean Van Cleef were is my sody pop . oh maybe i hit enter . no . hmmmm Esc ? wonder what that does . OH! Escalator , gee imagine that . I think I'll go up to the galley and get my own sody . . Hi Lee , I ordered a Tab a week ago an got nothing . Hey hey heyyy don't stare at me like that .
thats all i got for now PASMIXMAN not feeling that great , must be the season
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Yea im cool as well .I was a penguin in me last life.
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HOLY HO HO HO . I was a Cowboy in me last life . They just called me "the stranger" ... yah well I was riding a camel so.
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So your the camel cowboy.. you gave up Marlborough !
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RUBIN says-HOLY ! CAMEL FLEAS UFOTESTPILOT ET MAN . UFOTESTPILOT ET MAN says- yes RUBIN I walked a mile saw a camel . you try walking a mile in my cowboy boots . So I rode the camel into the nearest town. Dodgy city and sold it to some guy I met on Tabacco road named Philip Morris for 555 dollars . Might say it was a lucky strike . I could on , but I will . Then I went into Chester Fields Saloon , well the Long Branch wouldn't fit in now me matey would it . Then Marshal Kent Dunhill , well Matt Dillon wouldn't fit in now me matey would it came in and said DAMMIT !Festivus ! this isn't the Long Branch . Festivus said why youuu onery old polecat Kent I be a tell'ns youuu this harr ees the Chester Field Saloony. Then Kent he looked at me and said . Cowboy ! is that your camel outside . I said no , no it isn't why Matt , oh I mean Kent . Well the fleas in town are complaining about the fleas. Just then Lee Von Cliff and Flint Westwood got into an argument over the fleas . Lee said . Flint ! youuu gutt fleas. Flint said oh yah ! guess it's time for a shoot out . So they went outside right near the camel and they were both so itchy they missed each other and shot the sheriff , not the deputy . Just a minute after Kent got up , he only got a flesh wound in the leg "what else is new" and walked over to the Long Branch just like Juan Wayne and said , Hello Kitty. UFOTESTPILOT ET MAN says- Hmm maybe thats why Juan Wayne walked like that , hey Flint ! Lee Von ! lets go to the Long Branch and see if we can get Doc McAdams to buy us a drink and maybe finally Kent and Kitty will make out and go upstairs and and and and and . get his Davidoff . ........stay tuned for will Kent and Kitty ? ... same cowboy time , same cowboy channel ... if you dare
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HAPPY NEW YEAR MASPIX ... LIVE LONG & PROSPER
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May 2016 bring you loads of Camel Crap,& may you fling flong & plosper!
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HOLY ! why youuu old scutter . may a thousand camel fleas infest yer crotch and there aint no flea powder at that tharr generally store . Caus'n I done bought eet all . An youuu'll be a scratch'n fer infinin ifiinin ifinin fer a long time . Yah ornery polecat . An Doc McAdams ees drunk I made sure of that tharr I deed
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1000 s of camel Fleas is the fundamental philosophy behind Scratch power !
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HOLY FESTUS HAGEN ! .I gotts to keep him away from that tharr computee I do . hey in the mid east the fleas are complaining about the people .For that matter so aren't the camels .
I wonder do they wear anything under that dishdasha ? . maybe thats why the camels and fleas are pissed off . HEY ABDULI buy some under britches
I hope not to offend any animals or bugs in the reply
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I know Festus hes the bald bloke in the Adams Family.. Or was it Bester ... who cares fester bester that will do !
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HOLY BRITISH HUMOR !!! Festus Adams ? you mean the former President of the U.S.of A. Oops yah I don't think youuuu Britts are to happy with him . But ! I like tea
waiter there's a flea in me tea ! oh wait waiter no , more like tea in me flea .waiter... I don't know PASMIXMAN i got nothing here . youuu didn't give much to work with
... ... & ...sper
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Yep we Brits know Hillary Clinton definitely uses Cow power... That's not humor its TRUE.. we had thatcher !
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UN HOLY HILLARY ! YUK BLATMAN . if she wi ,wi , wi , I can't even say it . I'll be moving back to ...ZEPHENON... permanently . I can't believe she is even being considered for Pre ,Pre , Pre , I can't even say that either
the mid east own's here . I don't want to get into it . . Oh PASMIXMAN ok ok where i was ? yahyahyah thats it the fleas is full of me tea .Know I have no tea . Thatcher in dictionary , a tool haha kindo funny . Hill , Hill , Hill I can't even say it . In the dictionary say compulsive lair , cheat loves a good bribe and on and on . ARG ! . noe one , no one owns Don Trump and he's a kick arse stand up guy okokokokok enough of the political gibberish
back tee me tea
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Hillary or trump for president ! Hope the alien invasion happens soon! wonder if the aliens want abductee volunteers?
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HOLY TRUMP ! no PASMIXMAN Don Trump is the man . The media twists turns spins things Trump says to suit their needs . They fear him . But ! if you want to volunteer , well you can't .
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Old fart face aint holy .. mind you hes a billionaire so maybe he is.
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HOLY METHANEMAN ! ... hey they say he loves cheese burgers so he can't be all bad .
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anyone who eats cheese bergers the way he does aint bad .. they are just dead from all that fatty stuff !
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HOLY VELVEETA PASMIXMAN ! thats OK , he negates that with a diet soda plus lettuce and tomato on the burger . A complete food pyramid . Then orders a protein shake for his hair
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Mmmmm the pyramid builders ate big Macs... that makes sense.
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YUP ! HMMM MAC SAUCE IN TRUMPS HAIR ??? . so thats how he does it . goes to drive up window and asks for a 55 gallon drum of Mac sauce . Dips his head in it , comb forward and then back again .
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You should see him when he gets a KFC .. gets the feathered look!
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gee never saw that . but then again I have never been to a KFC . True story never ever been to a KFC
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