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Zaize ♀️ [19334889] [2011-10-08 01:30:49 +0000 UTC] (Australia)

# Statistics

Favourites: 45; Deviations: 60; Watchers: 6

Watching: 11; Pageviews: 5266; Comments Made: 207; Friends: 11

# Interests

Favorite movies: Stardust, Thw Social Network, Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium
Favorite TV shows: Doctor who, Supernatural, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly,
Favorite bands / musical artists: My Chemical Romance, Weird Al, Green Day, Lady Ga Ga, Owl City, Paramore, Kaiser Chiefs
Favorite books: Uglies, Skinned, Ghost Girl, The Hobbit,
Favorite writers: Terry Pratchet, Scott Westerfeild, John Green
Favorite games: Mario, The Ledgend of Zelda, Lego
Favorite gaming platform: Playstation, Xbox, Wii
Tools of the Trade: Painting, Drawring

# Comments

Comments: 54

brodskales [2013-12-17 22:16:56 +0000 UTC]

Welcome! Thank you so much for joining !
We hope you have an awesome time with us!
If you have any questions, queries or issues feel free to talk to any of the admins at Art-Zone, we are more than happy to assist you!

Kind Regards,
~brodskales
Admin of Art-Zone

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Ezaura [2012-03-26 06:32:30 +0000 UTC]

DRAGONS ARE MADE OF CHEESE! CHEEEEEEEEEEEEESE! CHEESE FOR ALL!

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Ezaura [2011-11-23 07:06:45 +0000 UTC]

Herro Herro, I'm here to spam you once again.
I just thought I'd inform you t-
"NO ONE CARES"
....-.- Thank you Hazer
Anyway I just got my last load of movies today...47...And a few games, matrix and lord of the rings trilogy as well. I was planning to become nocturnal anyway so NO PROBLEM THERE
"We'll need to buy more cop por- I mean popcorn to make this worth it"
Yes yes, but I'm not going to start watching them for a few days so i can finish these darn commissions. So there, you'll get review spam every couple of days so ENJOY.

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Ezaura [2011-11-14 08:26:17 +0000 UTC]

Oh, I see you've been working on your profile a little.
"pfft you are totally not stalking...."
Oh shush, I'm just trying my best to avoid this damn ITS assignment and distracting myself with anything.....its working quite effectively actually....
"You're just annoying anyone who's online"
Obviously
"You're talking to yourself now..."
I'M AWARE OF THAT AS WELL
Anyway I'll be back to stalk you when everything it out of the way....For now, FAREWELL AND GOOD DAY SIR *creeps away*

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Ezaura [2011-10-31 09:28:25 +0000 UTC]

WAIT NO I FOUND THE 10 MINUTE VIDEO!
okay everything's there so chill about it, we just need to figure out how to get it on your computer. Easy.

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Zaize In reply to Ezaura [2011-11-01 05:13:05 +0000 UTC]

Ah yeah! Thanks.

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Ezaura In reply to Zaize [2011-11-01 07:20:35 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome, that's all i wanted to hear

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Ezaura [2011-10-28 12:30:36 +0000 UTC]

[link]
FFXIII CHOCOBO SCENE NANANANANANA!
sorry i just had to spam you with this, i just came across it haha.

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Ezaura [2011-10-24 08:41:11 +0000 UTC]

................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ *runs away*

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Ezaura [2011-10-24 08:10:37 +0000 UTC]

YES i finally decided to spam you.

And why does my house smell of salami.... OKAY WHO TOOK MY PLAYSTATION AND COOKED IT LIKE A LEG OF HAM

..ahem...anyway SPAM SPAM SPAM

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Ezaura [2011-10-24 07:56:55 +0000 UTC]

Well Today has been a weird day. Firstly mum was running around naked this morning, not long ago I asked mum what's for dinner and she replied "freaking well goddamit you-know" then bursted out laughing, and half and hour after dad got home he started screaming out my name then when i finally answered him, he just said "hi".

Seriously....if i find that my parents are in possession of some illegal drug I won't be surprised.

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Ezaura [2011-10-21 12:22:12 +0000 UTC]

STALK STALK STALK STALK
I KNOW YOU'RE ONLINEEEE! I'M WATCHING YOU!

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Zaize In reply to Ezaura [2011-10-21 12:22:36 +0000 UTC]

Nope.

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Ezaura [2011-10-12 11:26:03 +0000 UTC]

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM!
I'm bored, i have important work to do, but I'm avoiding it because its work....
REMEMBER TO DO THAT ARTWORK ABOUT TORTURING TELEMARKETERS!
eh, i think i've spammed enough on DA, NOW TO TUMBLR!
later sunshine

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Ezaura [2011-10-12 11:18:48 +0000 UTC]

DA SPAM!
WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOOOP!
:iconhitlerwtf:.....

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Ezaura In reply to Ezaura [2011-10-12 11:19:19 +0000 UTC]

dammit the hilter one didnt work....

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Ezaura [2011-10-10 14:10:28 +0000 UTC]

Beans made by Sony.
Gorilla tanks.
Muffin trees.
Goodbye

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Ezaura [2011-10-08 06:22:25 +0000 UTC]

.....water curtains
*runs off*

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Zaize In reply to Ezaura [2011-10-09 04:34:02 +0000 UTC]

And to that I say folding chairs. FOLDING CHAIRS I SAY DAMNIT!

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Ezaura In reply to Zaize [2011-10-09 14:00:22 +0000 UTC]

well.....WALKING TACO SHELL'S OF DOOM!

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Zaize In reply to Ezaura [2011-10-10 05:54:21 +0000 UTC]

pizza

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Zaize In reply to Zaize [2011-10-12 06:11:02 +0000 UTC]

Pink elephants

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Ezaura In reply to Zaize [2011-10-12 10:46:40 +0000 UTC]

dolphins made of cucumber

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Zaize In reply to Ezaura [2011-10-14 08:18:17 +0000 UTC]

I don't think you're understanding this. Pool.

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Ezaura In reply to Zaize [2011-10-14 08:31:57 +0000 UTC]

Who said there were rules? Lamp posts.

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Zaize In reply to Ezaura [2011-10-16 05:55:01 +0000 UTC]

Honey Bears love badgers with tap shoes.

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Ezaura In reply to Zaize [2011-10-16 06:02:52 +0000 UTC]

Sharks with freaking lazer's attached to their freaking heads

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Zaize In reply to Ezaura [2011-10-16 06:08:24 +0000 UTC]

Lava Llama's.

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Ezaura In reply to Zaize [2011-10-16 06:13:19 +0000 UTC]

OI!
Moustaches's made by Microsoft

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Zaize In reply to Ezaura [2011-10-16 06:15:20 +0000 UTC]

Potato. PO-TA-TO. Peel em' boil em'. Stick em' in a stew.

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Ezaura In reply to Zaize [2011-10-16 06:21:37 +0000 UTC]

Cashews. Load them into a canon and watch them FLY!

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Zaize In reply to Ezaura [2011-10-17 00:12:49 +0000 UTC]

Allways bring a banana to a party.

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Ezaura In reply to Zaize [2011-10-17 03:50:55 +0000 UTC]

Never bring a feather duster to a war.

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Zaize In reply to Ezaura [2011-10-19 12:28:23 +0000 UTC]

I've been told a flame thrower is quite effective.

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Ezaura In reply to Zaize [2011-10-19 13:19:56 +0000 UTC]

Not as effective as 3 mini guns attached to a Shoopuf with a drunken Hypello controlling it.
"99 passengers here on the Shoopuf, 99 passengers here! we throw one off, scoop 'em back up! 99 passengers still on the Shoopuf!"
Shush Hazer

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Zaize In reply to Ezaura [2011-10-21 12:22:13 +0000 UTC]

Not if I manage to get the legendary Nerf Sword out of the stone.

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Ezaura In reply to Zaize [2011-10-21 12:30:32 +0000 UTC]

Haha I'd like to see you try.
I already have the Nerf bazooka ready to fire (They actually exist, but again they're not available in Australia )

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Zaize In reply to Ezaura [2011-10-21 12:37:49 +0000 UTC]

CAR.

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Ezaura In reply to Zaize [2011-10-21 12:41:51 +0000 UTC]

"Ha imagine a Nerf car"
That would...be cool
but i guess it would be made of foam....and have Nerf guns attached to it...FUCK YEAH THATS BETTER THAN A REAL CAR

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Zaize In reply to Ezaura [2011-10-21 12:43:38 +0000 UTC]

Hey, I bags a Nerf plane!

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Ezaura In reply to Zaize [2011-10-21 12:49:11 +0000 UTC]

I call shotgun on the Nerf tank.
"what about a Nerf Planet?"
...

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Zaize In reply to Ezaura [2011-10-21 12:49:37 +0000 UTC]

NERF SPACE SHIP!

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Ezaura In reply to Zaize [2011-10-21 14:11:37 +0000 UTC]

NERF SPACE WHALE EQUIPPED WITH NERF LAZER BEAMS!
and a side helping of nerf salad

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Zaize In reply to Ezaura [2011-10-22 04:57:03 +0000 UTC]

A Nerf bowl of petunias?

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Ezaura In reply to Zaize [2011-10-22 05:17:43 +0000 UTC]

I wonder how you can have a Nerf bowl of petunias...
As soon as you water it it pulls a nerf gun out and shoots you in the face?
That somehow makes sense.

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Zaize In reply to Ezaura [2011-10-22 05:20:11 +0000 UTC]

Maybe it's like one of thoes guns that say 'Bang!'

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Ezaura In reply to Zaize [2011-10-22 05:29:46 +0000 UTC]

That would be cool...i wonder if you can get them in Australia...or i could make on from a nerf gun.

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Zaize In reply to Ezaura [2011-10-23 05:59:50 +0000 UTC]

Nerf ship?

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Ezaura In reply to Zaize [2011-10-23 06:11:37 +0000 UTC]

Nerf ship? Like a sea ship?
"Nerf Titanic"
Nerf Iceberg...

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Zaize In reply to Ezaura [2011-10-24 05:28:44 +0000 UTC]

Nerf submarine?

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