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detectOplasm ♂️ [19949825] [2011-11-23 16:46:14 +0000 UTC] "Former Future Time Traveller" (Unknown)

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# Comments

Comments: 2868

EvolutionsVoid [2025-09-18 23:41:56 +0000 UTC]

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detectOplasm In reply to EvolutionsVoid [2025-09-20 15:50:06 +0000 UTC]

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lilravo17 [2025-06-10 17:42:13 +0000 UTC]

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detectOplasm In reply to lilravo17 [2025-06-10 20:03:27 +0000 UTC]

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lilravo17 In reply to detectOplasm [2025-06-10 22:38:42 +0000 UTC]

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3wyl [2021-04-26 18:55:36 +0000 UTC]

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TheAnonArtisto [2021-02-21 22:18:31 +0000 UTC]

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detectOplasm In reply to TheAnonArtisto [2021-02-23 19:36:26 +0000 UTC]

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MMCHA [2020-02-10 06:34:45 +0000 UTC]

domesticated velociraptor

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Victor2K [2019-11-02 06:12:46 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday

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DelightfulDiamond7 [2019-11-02 02:29:18 +0000 UTC]

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detectOplasm In reply to DelightfulDiamond7 [2019-11-02 02:32:59 +0000 UTC]

Your cake made me grow two inches.

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SuperMarioFan65 [2019-11-01 21:57:28 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday!!!

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detectOplasm In reply to SuperMarioFan65 [2019-11-01 23:57:15 +0000 UTC]

thaenk

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Sittingbullfan73 [2019-11-01 17:36:53 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday!!!

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detectOplasm In reply to Sittingbullfan73 [2019-11-01 23:57:18 +0000 UTC]

Thanqeu

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Sittingbullfan73 In reply to detectOplasm [2019-11-03 12:12:50 +0000 UTC]

Welsh!

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Malintra-Shadowmoon [2019-11-01 17:11:23 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday

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detectOplasm In reply to Malintra-Shadowmoon [2019-11-01 23:57:20 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

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CapitanoNox [2019-11-01 08:08:21 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday!

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detectOplasm In reply to CapitanoNox [2019-11-01 14:17:29 +0000 UTC]

I didn't even know you had an account on DA! Major spook.
I got a dose of halloween with my birthday wishes.

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CapitanoNox In reply to detectOplasm [2019-11-02 09:45:46 +0000 UTC]

I HAVE ACCOUNTS EVERYWHERE, MWHAHAHAHAHA!

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detectOplasm In reply to CapitanoNox [2019-11-02 18:03:47 +0000 UTC]

nyc

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MMCHA [2019-11-01 05:11:54 +0000 UTC]

how to breed anthrax

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detectOplasm In reply to MMCHA [2019-11-01 14:20:07 +0000 UTC]

365 non nucleic brown objects located.

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MMCHA In reply to detectOplasm [2019-11-05 01:02:21 +0000 UTC]

i like yams

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detectOplasm In reply to MMCHA [2019-11-05 01:28:54 +0000 UTC]

l'eggo my eggo

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MMCHA In reply to detectOplasm [2019-11-05 02:14:27 +0000 UTC]

baby creb

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detectOplasm In reply to MMCHA [2019-11-05 04:36:17 +0000 UTC]

Scary adult creb

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MMCHA In reply to detectOplasm [2019-11-05 04:37:43 +0000 UTC]

andrew kicks a pebble

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detectOplasm In reply to MMCHA [2019-11-05 05:47:40 +0000 UTC]

Leaf monster becomes angry.

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MMCHA In reply to detectOplasm [2019-11-17 22:30:48 +0000 UTC]

i forgot where this was going

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detectOplasm In reply to MMCHA [2019-11-18 00:04:45 +0000 UTC]

I'll take "nowhere" for 500

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MMCHA In reply to detectOplasm [2020-01-17 22:18:17 +0000 UTC]

it took us 2 months into the future

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tacoking1838 [2019-08-11 09:28:54 +0000 UTC]

πŸ’ŽAchevment unlocked: Dimension hoper

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detectOplasm In reply to tacoking1838 [2019-08-11 19:54:06 +0000 UTC]

Fantastic! that's 10g for this one and 10g for "Dimensionally hopeless"
I'm rich enough to buy one (1) sandal.

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tacoking1838 In reply to detectOplasm [2019-08-12 01:04:36 +0000 UTC]

You're living the dream man

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detectOplasm In reply to tacoking1838 [2019-08-12 08:05:09 +0000 UTC]

It's gonna be great dude.
I'm gonna have a sandal and I'm gonna take it places.
I'll take it to the garbage heap and show it my little sebaceous doll.
Then I'll take it to the convenience store and show it Marty.

Marty is a little scary though so I might not actually.

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tacoking1838 In reply to detectOplasm [2019-08-12 19:16:03 +0000 UTC]

Sounds like a Tuesday to me, although most things doΒ 

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detectOplasm In reply to tacoking1838 [2019-08-12 19:31:27 +0000 UTC]

It's never a Tuesday with Marty around.
It becomes a Friday at least.

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tacoking1838 In reply to detectOplasm [2019-08-12 20:48:23 +0000 UTC]

But i like Tuesday that's the day time gets to collapse like a sand castle in high tide

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detectOplasm In reply to tacoking1838 [2019-08-12 21:02:30 +0000 UTC]

You're probably thinking of Teusday, when the sun enters its mitotic phase and splits into three.

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tacoking1838 In reply to detectOplasm [2019-08-13 08:37:24 +0000 UTC]

I think you're right

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detectOplasm In reply to tacoking1838 [2019-08-14 04:21:41 +0000 UTC]

;)

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littleboyfood [2019-04-23 00:00:25 +0000 UTC]

yeeeeeeyyeehhhaw

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detectOplasm In reply to littleboyfood [2019-04-23 01:12:11 +0000 UTC]

Whoo whee

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littleboyfood In reply to detectOplasm [2019-04-23 01:15:59 +0000 UTC]

come on do it you wont

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detectOplasm In reply to littleboyfood [2019-04-23 01:24:33 +0000 UTC]

Start breathing you won't.

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littleboyfood In reply to detectOplasm [2019-04-23 15:58:18 +0000 UTC]

do it coward

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detectOplasm In reply to littleboyfood [2019-04-24 02:04:32 +0000 UTC]

Go on, summon Cotton Eye Joe.
You won't, you can't.

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