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nissofness ♀️ [3138027] [2006-09-15 05:58:12 +0000 UTC] "Jess" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 544; Deviations: 97; Watchers: 96

Watching: 20; Pageviews: 17746; Comments Made: 838; Friends: 20

# Interests

Favorite movies: any thing sad, but not sappy
Favorite TV shows: adventure time
Favorite writers: E A P
Favorite games: dark stalkers~old school arcade game
Tools of the Trade: jaws of life
Other Interests: drowning, in a sea of fire

# About me

Current Residence: on the run
Favourite genre of music: something i can scream to
Wallpaper of choice: under water
Skin of choice: black and blue
Personal Quote: sharpen your spoons with banana peels


# Comments

Comments: 131

Danmandson [2012-03-28 13:52:34 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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Monaku [2012-03-28 09:58:30 +0000 UTC]

thank you

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sketchoo [2012-03-27 23:55:17 +0000 UTC]

thanx 4 faving Amerikin Justice

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nissofness In reply to sketchoo [2012-03-27 23:59:06 +0000 UTC]

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ZombieCorpseCarnage [2012-03-06 03:17:10 +0000 UTC]

Hi, theres this contest going on called "Cute Monsters" and I was wondering if you could vote on my entry? [link] if I bothered you with this, I apologize ^^

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bmt62 [2011-11-24 21:14:13 +0000 UTC]

Yarr har fiddle dee dee
Being a pirate is alright to be
Do what you want cause a pirate is free
You are a pirate!

We got us a map (A MAP!)
To lead us to a hidden box
Thats all locked up with locks (WITH LOCKS!)
And buried deep away
Well dig up the box (THE BOX!)
We know its full of precious booty
Burst open the locks
And then we say hooray!

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bmt62 [2011-11-24 15:29:03 +0000 UTC]

Hey woman of mine! Remember everyday is just a countdown to happiness for us. Oh I'm finally cleared but the holiday messed up my process so I'll probably go back Monday. So soon we shall overcome everything the cursed military puts before us. Happy thanksgiving you owe me so many sexy outfit times

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bmt62 [2011-02-20 21:22:04 +0000 UTC]

Yawn Yawn the frog is clapping yet again, The vikimo takes a bow and the fairest maiden for pillage. Thanks for making my birthday so great last week! Bronty helps push the papers yet again! Mario Kart winner winner chicken dinner?! mwahahaha maybe you did need the fnets to carry you /flex

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nissofness In reply to bmt62 [2011-02-21 01:12:25 +0000 UTC]

nuh uh!!!! you cheated!! i know for a fact that i totaly beat your ass in mario cart! sept for the last few rounds...but that is besides the point so meh! thing about pillaging one must be careful you might just end up with the village idiot lol

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bmt62 [2011-01-03 12:48:55 +0000 UTC]

So they are trying to fill up one of my old jobs sigh and offering more money for it lol. I know i have to be semi shady about what i do due to security clearance concerns but heres a link to my old job to give you an idea.
[link]
yes yes i know you can't reply I'll be fixing that shortly, NINJA VISIT COMING THIS WEEK!

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bmt62 [2010-12-11 13:40:01 +0000 UTC]

Paddle faster!!! I hear banjos. Remind you know who the Pack Leader is coming. I am sure he will look forward to escaping as usual. Curse the Bobble head but life just keeps on reminding me of my divinity and thus supremacy over all. You butterbritches are still the sucker I say though

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Alex0wens [2010-11-19 08:30:58 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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bmt62 [2010-11-17 10:58:12 +0000 UTC]

Even though you are upstairs cooking in the kitchen as a woman should I want to tell you Happy Ducking Birthday miss and you are simply spectacular in every way.

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nissofness In reply to bmt62 [2010-11-20 14:15:24 +0000 UTC]

almost burned down the house. dont think i should cook anymore

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bmt62 In reply to nissofness [2010-11-22 16:04:25 +0000 UTC]

Fleeing animals, broken beds, constant attempts at arson what times we have!
I grabbed some popcorn for these comments you have quite a following understandably mademoiselle.
And no you don't get out of cooking that easily woman.
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nissofness In reply to bmt62 [2010-11-22 21:22:55 +0000 UTC]

hmmmm if i cooked everything with pickles then could i get out of cookin?
im sure i can find a way to get them in everything bwahahahahahahaha

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bmt62 In reply to nissofness [2010-12-10 18:13:37 +0000 UTC]

Doom and Gloom with pickles madam i shall drag you away from that aisle every time!! so if the government says hey you took a test and you are a genius come work in geospatial operations intelligence and space systems for us shouldnt i get a cookie or medal or some such? lmao and the head grows and grows i cant help being a rock star but hey at least we can buy lots of wasabi peas for the bandicootz! the office desk awaits you

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nissofness In reply to bmt62 [2010-12-11 00:32:46 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah?? I can be very sneeky tho lol pickles in everything lol. Aww you will get a cookie your such a smarty. My cute lil bobble head. Lol

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JambaJuice1 In reply to bmt62 [2010-11-19 13:18:52 +0000 UTC]

yo future brothr in law at least better be if she cookin for u im here to rock your sisters world.

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JambaJuice1 [2010-11-17 04:30:27 +0000 UTC]

Yo jennifer y ain't u call me yet? i sent you my numba you hurtin my feelins lets talk about em just hit me up real soon im waiting for you foxy lady

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nissofness In reply to JambaJuice1 [2010-11-20 14:15:52 +0000 UTC]

its genna not jennifer get it right bucko

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JambaJuice1 In reply to nissofness [2010-11-20 17:46:43 +0000 UTC]

Dam sorri gurl i was just so blown away by your sexy self i think i forgot everythin in my life cept how much i wanna get witchu i think i got yo numbah wrong tho when u sent it i keep on callin sum old lady talkin about how she pay her bill already she real nice to talk to but i wanna talk to u so lemme get that so we can 2gether reel soon. Ill treat you like my homework, slam you on the table and do you all night long. The whistle go WOO WOOOO thats how i live my life. i got a big future in rapping i cant draw but we wont be starvin when i rolling in all my paper dont blow your one in a lifetime shot to be with me

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nissofness In reply to JambaJuice1 [2010-11-23 15:08:33 +0000 UTC]

oh you sure do know how to sweet talk a lady!but i fear you wouldnt be able to handle this chick lmao

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Alex0wens In reply to JambaJuice1 [2010-11-19 08:36:11 +0000 UTC]

Yeah.. I doubt you're gonna here back from Jennifer. She goes by a new name now,Champ.

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JambaJuice1 In reply to Alex0wens [2010-11-19 13:08:07 +0000 UTC]

Fee Fi Fo Fum i wake up this morning and look whats said. who is this another hater who wants him sum? ill grind your bones up to make my bread.
this girl is one of a kind! Do I care what you think? Hell nah just keep that in mind.
Don't worry, kitten just mind your business and go find your lost mitten. You see even this fool knows im the champ for you. Ill heer from my girl i wont give up on you.
we had us a sappy connection like no other you kno thats why we was a pooh bear and you was a bee together at the party we would be so happy. hit me up baby im waiting for you.

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Alex0wens In reply to JambaJuice1 [2010-11-19 20:16:01 +0000 UTC]

Good luck with all that, Pooh Bear.

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JambaJuice1 In reply to Alex0wens [2010-11-20 17:52:57 +0000 UTC]

Thnks new friend i dont need no luck in getting women with all my skills but i appreciate the thought.

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Alex0wens In reply to JambaJuice1 [2010-11-20 19:28:44 +0000 UTC]

you are talking about my ex girlfriend player. show some fuckin respect.

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JambaJuice1 In reply to Alex0wens [2010-11-20 20:24:57 +0000 UTC]

Haha yo u a lil fiesty huh i see what you are lemme show u a lil sumthing i got outta dictionary
[link]
Noun: ex-boyfriend
1.A man who is no longer a woman's boyfriend
"her ex-boyfriend stalked her"
this is all you are to her and everyone else around what kinda respect u want? i respec u dated her some time maybe a long time what do i care she dating u now no sir. she probably dated someone else before too dont mean a thing to me. if she single i think she got a right to choose i respect a ladys choice u see but maybe u a good example for this sentence heer. move along kiddo you just embarrrasssin urself now.

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Alex0wens In reply to JambaJuice1 [2010-11-21 05:11:58 +0000 UTC]

prey we never meet in real life, Pepe.. I will fuck you up. And that IS a promise

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JambaJuice1 In reply to Alex0wens [2010-11-21 12:52:52 +0000 UTC]

I shakin in my boots, princess. come on up to pa anytime im at tobyhanna army depot. sure hope u got at least a lil bit of military training or it wont be a fun battle. would be a plesure anyhow believe me on that we could even go to hershey park together after. haha tho a internet tough guy gee wowee i aint never heard that one before

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bmt62 [2010-11-12 15:48:02 +0000 UTC]

The miracle of cake can overcome all obstacles evidently madam. Your comment made me think of this song by Police:
Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every cake you bake??
Every step you take, I'll be watching you
You seem to have a lot going on here lol.

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JambaJuice1 [2010-11-12 08:09:58 +0000 UTC]

Damn yo girl I forgot to get yo numbah other night so i came to see if you still wanted to give me a lil bit of your honey i was tha pooh bear at that party this weekend, if you wanna be friends and get a lil something going like other night hit me up on here i can give my phone number

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jumpforjesusbaby In reply to JambaJuice1 [2010-11-12 08:26:55 +0000 UTC]

Sorry bucko, Nissofness is aready in my sights. I am fully aware how you could get be very attracted to her sir so I will not take any offense. She does have a fantastic personality and very easy to talk to her all night long but due to her internet access issues I can safely say she is not interested. Most likely, your "lil something going like other night" was her patting you on the shoulder to be nice. You should find comfort with the Lord until the right girl comes along.

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JambaJuice1 In reply to jumpforjesusbaby [2010-11-12 08:47:23 +0000 UTC]

dunno who you are but she said she didnt have a bf so ima still try haha let her pick. Hey girl how about we make like Winnie-the-poo and I get my nose stuck in your honey jar? i got so much game Hey u wanna play the price is right? Your pants just won bring em on down baby. Congrats you were voted most beautiful girl in the room the grand prize is a night with me. Are you just looking for a little stanky on your hangnail or are you willing to feel sore in the morning in exchange for a lead role?

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jumpforjesusbaby In reply to JambaJuice1 [2010-11-12 09:01:21 +0000 UTC]

Wow simply wow. I can see how intelligent you are so I can tell how concerned to be about all this. I am sure you are one of those pathetic creatures with no employment, no future goals, and most likely sponging off welfare, a girl, or your parents. Way to be a "real man" If you do have a job I'll be having a spill in aisle 5 come clean it up. How sad and trite your "game" is.

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JambaJuice1 In reply to jumpforjesusbaby [2010-11-12 09:08:08 +0000 UTC]

Ya u probly not laying the pipe down right or she wouldnt be lookin for me homeslice you a limp noodle? u dont even know me son

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jumpforjesusbaby In reply to JambaJuice1 [2010-11-12 10:07:28 +0000 UTC]

I don't believe in sex before marriage thank you very much. I embraced Jesus Christ as my personal savior.
1 Corinthians 6:13
Meats for the belly, and the belly for meats: but God shall destroy both it and them. Now the body is not for fornication, but for the Lord; and the Lord for the body.
That is the word of the Lord that fornication *sex between people not married I am sure you don't know* is a sin. I don't want to risk eternal damnation for any worldly pleasure. You should go to church as well, my friend.

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bmt62 [2010-09-05 02:40:45 +0000 UTC]

Yeah it's a laser disc Yeah its the shiniest thing i know it's going to be so good Yeah it's egyptian now its super fancy

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nissofness In reply to bmt62 [2010-09-05 04:00:02 +0000 UTC]

lmao it sounds so fancy

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KeylessEntry [2010-08-11 18:05:51 +0000 UTC]

I got a llama badge from you... so does that mean we're going out now or something?

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nissofness In reply to KeylessEntry [2010-08-13 05:10:01 +0000 UTC]

lmao

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Hubby-N-Dad [2010-07-23 11:58:08 +0000 UTC]

Heard about your cat in *kuewa 's journal, my condolences.

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nissofness In reply to Hubby-N-Dad [2010-07-23 19:35:01 +0000 UTC]

thank you thats very sweet of you

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Hubby-N-Dad In reply to nissofness [2010-07-23 19:44:27 +0000 UTC]

we lost our dog and cat last year, within 4 months of each other, so sadly I can relate. Take care.

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nissofness In reply to Hubby-N-Dad [2010-07-26 04:06:29 +0000 UTC]

omg i dont know what i would do if i lost my pup'n'stuffs and my kitty at the same time..im so sorry for your loss. what did you do to take away the pain ? how did you get over such a loss? cause im sad just thinking, even of the good things i cry.

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Hubby-N-Dad In reply to nissofness [2010-07-27 16:45:28 +0000 UTC]

eventually we rescued a "farm cat", it was fun seeing him transform into a "house cat". He put on the pounds quick, and is now... ummmm... very healthy. Heh.

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nissofness In reply to Hubby-N-Dad [2010-07-28 18:30:10 +0000 UTC]

lmao

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strawberry-pink [2010-07-20 04:13:26 +0000 UTC]

I'm sorry to hear about your cat.
But he was a warrior, and has returned to his Kingdom in the clouds. He's living in peace with all the other brave cats now, including mine.

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nissofness In reply to strawberry-pink [2010-07-20 14:06:06 +0000 UTC]

thats is so sweet. thank you

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