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simmo0916
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[2007-01-02 06:39:32 +0000 UTC]
"Fuck it, That'll Do"
(United Kingdom)
# Statistics
Favourites: 58; Deviations: 110; Watchers: 101
Watching: 111; Pageviews: 29703; Comments Made: 1290; Friends: 111
# Interests
Favorite movies: Once upon a time in MexicoFavorite bands / musical artists: Milburn
Favorite writers: David Eddings or Terry Brooks
Favorite games: COD 4
Favorite gaming platform: PC
Tools of the Trade: Canon EOS 400D, 18-55, 55-200, EF 50mm, Sigma 17-34mm EX 10-20
Other Interests: Music, Photography, Sports, Medical Study.
# Comments
Comments: 218
Wondering how you're doing, hopefully you'll check this one day and send me a message! Miss you <3
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Disgusting. Revolting. OH HAII.
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Don't be jealous of our love juices!
also hai!
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Oh why hello there! I seem to have stumbled onto you, would you like to have intercourse immediately?
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Well, we are already there... so it would be rude not to, i Guess.
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sausages wrapped in bacon deep fried in batter, wrapped in bacon again and deep friend once more, soaked in syrup
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You haz powerz?
Pray tell.
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"lol my electricity"? Come on Anna. I will admit you 'have it', but you can write better than that. The words Balls or Clunge didnt appear in that reply once. Very Dissapointed in you.
3/10
F+
SEE ME
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Ball dicks cunt ass clunge fuck tit bitch cocks!
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Oh no, do I have detention Mr. Simmonds? ): I'll do anything to make it up to you!
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Yes! Be in my office first thing. Bring an apple... and a silk rope.
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You realise we are going to have to have some fun with an apple and a silk rope now dont you?
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Hmmm. There are so many possibilities, just with an apple and a silk rope. Who knew?
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Most of them can be explore upon my return. However, The ball gag apple, sounds hawt, but probably isnt.
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Hmm. I can imagine the apple would get all soggy and gross. A fake apple and the silk rope, then?
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Wait, am i getting apple gagged?
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Hmmm I do imagine you would be quite succulent. But no I was imagining me in the piggy role. ..This time.
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Funny, cos thats exactly what i was thinking. omnom.
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Homnomnomomnom. SQUEAL FOR ME PIGGY
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You're so agreeable, damnit! How am I supposed to troll you or provoke you? (Provoking as in getting you to spank me.)
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Just fucking ASK dammit. I would happily oblige. Simples. Oh wait, was that too aggreable for you? In that case, punch a hedgehog, that will make me SOOOO MAD.
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I'll fucking punch all the god damn hedgehogs!!
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you have earned yourself as many spanks as you can handle. I could throw in some other freebies too
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That could be a fun experiment, testing my limit. HMM.
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I forgot this one too...
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Oh dear we both seem to be forgetful today. ):
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Oh, hi! Didn't see you there. What's your name? We seem to be having sexual intercourse. How unexpected!
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Surprise sex i like to call it. In later years, when i am remanded in custody, a jury of my peers will refer to it as Rape. Wankers.
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What a bunch of cocks! SO RUDE AND JUDGMENTAL. I demand equal rights!
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nah fuck em. I will get free food, free room, free electricity, free TV and everything. No bills to worry about. In fact, i will only have to worry about being bummed in the showers. Its a trade off.
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IKR. And when they release you and you cant get a job, just do something stupid and get sent back! Easy!
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Happy Birthday <3 I miss you so very much!! I hope you are doing well sir!! <3 LOVEEE YOUUUU
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My mouth has spoken, without asking my mind again...
(your a legend for qouting milburn btw)
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