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Favourites: 11; Deviations: 1; Watchers: 145
Watching: 157; Pageviews: 3390; Comments Made: 657; Friends: 157
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: HAHAHAFavorite movies: HAHAHA
Favorite TV shows: HAHAHA
Favorite bands / musical artists: HAHAHA
Favorite books: HAHAHA
Favorite writers: HAHAHA
Favorite games: HAHAHA
Favorite gaming platform: HAHAHA
Tools of the Trade: HAHAHA
Other Interests: HAHAHA
# About me
# Boring!Joker Jr tends to be mischievous, fun loving and trigger happy. He usually carries around the pop gun he used to kill his father, something he finds extremely humorous. He rarely thinks it's so bad anymore!. Though many try and pull him back into sanity, he just gives them a shot in the face!
He loves confetti and balloons so feel free to give him one and maybe he'll be extra nice to you, He loves when he gets balloons and usually goes to fun fairs in his 'normal' clothing. Usually causing havoc was his favourite thing to do, but it gets boring after a while, he hates that part.
Inventory
π Knife
π Phone [3 missed calls, 21 texts and 40% Charge ]
π Pop gun
π Photograph of himself and Connor Kent.
π Photograph of himself and Dick Grayson.
# Comments
Comments: 198
txrtured [2016-10-24 12:31:27 +0000 UTC]
LOL
Hi, This is Joker Jr, Please leave him a starter.
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hiya-pudding In reply to txrtured [2018-05-21 04:55:18 +0000 UTC]
" Hey, you there? "
The clownette called out into the otherwise abounded warehouse as she strolled in casually, hands curled up into fists inside the pockets of her bomber jacket. Her expression was unreadable as she strolled across the dust-covered concrete, her cornflower blue eyes peering into the darkness. Her posture was stiff and she could feel herself on edge being here. She couldn't really blame herself for it; she'd rather be pretty much anywhere else than here at the moment. Already those dark memories and thoughts were starting to creep back into her conscious, the painful reminders of the person she had once been, of the regretful things she had once done. Much time had passed since then, but the scars ran deep, and being here only made things worse. But despite every fiber of her being telling her to turn around and leave and to never come back, she stayed, venturing further into the darkness. After all, this wasn't just about her.Β
" I know you're there, it's just me, " she called out once more, stopping in her tracks and tapping her foot impatiently. No, she was here for him.
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txrtured In reply to hiya-pudding [2018-05-23 13:11:01 +0000 UTC]
"Can I help you Harley"Β
Tim's voice rang out, his eyes staring with a calm batch of contentment as he had multiple computers set up in this place, it...it was strange to see how he was still using his technological skills to try and keep off the grid. He knew who she was here for, but of course he was going to provide. His green eyes tilting to her as he had grown abit, he was busy however, his eyes staring.Β
"Its surprising why you want me now" he responds simply as his voice was blank, emotionless. He lost everyone, so why did he need to know about her, Bruce gave up on him. Dick and the other Robins to, so why not her. He simply tapped the computer boredly.
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hiya-pudding In reply to txrtured [2018-05-23 15:51:13 +0000 UTC]
Harley followed the voice, stepping into a back room, her gaze flittering between the many computer screens before her before finally settling on the youth sitting with his back towards her. She was hesitant, and quite tempted to do a 180 and high tail it out of here. Being here, seeing him... It was a lot to take in. But it was her responsibility.
The clownette sighed and reached into her bag, shuffling through it for a moment before puling out a smaller grocery bag and setting it down on the ground near the doorway. " Here's this weeks food, " she said, her voice void of emotion as she wavered in the doorframe, not sure whether to stay there or to step into the screen-lit room. " I got those cookies you like this time... " Her voice trailed off, her blue eyes set on the back of his head, his figure silhouetted against the bright computer screens. His words cut deep, a reminder of the bad deeds of her past. He had every right to be upset with her, or at least to question her motives, after the way everything happened.Β
After a moment of silence she spoke once more, " How... How are you holding up? "
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txrtured In reply to hiya-pudding [2018-05-24 14:22:51 +0000 UTC]
The male looked at the computer, he was silently typing as his computer screen illuminated his thin figure and his face as he slowly looked toward the other "huh?" he seemed distracted by his general work but he noticed this as he simply looked quietly turning getting up as the cat Selina gave him quietly looked at Tim for a moment before laying back down "...thank you Harley" he mumbled quietly as sure he could to this himselfΒ
The male simply sighed "well I haven't shot myself yet so that's a plus" he responds simply with a calm explanation, It was confusing why she was even bringing things for him, usually people don't like him.
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hiya-pudding In reply to txrtured [2018-05-29 04:47:57 +0000 UTC]
Harley flinched a little at the last comment, but kept up her composure, the unreadable smile still planted across her black painted lips. She wasn't sure what to say to that. Sure, she had worked many years as a psychiatrist; she had seen it all, to an extent. But nothing could prepare her for trying to face a creation of her own, a broken boy that resulted from her own regrettable, monstrous deeds. Her lips parted, but closed once more, unable to find a voice to speak yet. Instead she casted her gaze downward to the ground, her browns furrowing slightly. There was only silence, apart from the tap of his keyboard, and she settled herself there, sinking into the shadows.
After a few minutes she lifted her head once more and took a step further into the room, towards him. " How about we take a break, huh? I can cook ya up something, though nothing too fancy. I ain't much of a homebody type, after all... " her voice trailed as she rubbed the back of her neck, not sure if she was going too far with the request. After all, she doubted the boy wanted much to do with her after everything she had done to him. Even if she had been under Joker's thumb and following his orders, nothing could excuse her role in all of this. Quickly she sputtered out, "O-or I can just leave-- it looks like you're busy after all... "
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txrtured In reply to hiya-pudding [2018-05-29 10:09:05 +0000 UTC]
The male looked "...you can make something if you want" he spoke calmly as he was abit busy but he could go for something to eat, he didn't tend to move much from his computer as he stretched abit, the cat watched Harley curiously as the male was silent in getting up, he was doing some hacking, some watch work. He didn't tend to not be busy.Β
"what did you have in mind anyways" he spoke calmly as he stared at her quietly. His eyes were the same broken ones that were seeing before his therapy.
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hiya-pudding In reply to txrtured [2018-07-30 03:56:44 +0000 UTC]
Harley, admittedly, was surprised by his acceptance of the offer, and it showed, though only for a brief second. But even after a brief moment of surprise, she quickly returned to her natural gaze, wanting to keep up her front. If not for herself, but for him. She was the one who had made him into who he was; she didn't need his guilt. She was the one who needed to be looking after him, and she didn't need him worried about her if he saw how broken up she was. But then again, she wasn't sure what would hurt more-- seeing a look of guilt in his eyes, or a look of happiness at seeing her pain. The thought scared her, as well, and she kept up her smile as she rubbed the back of her neck. " Well, what do ya want? I ain't no Gordon Ramsey, but I can try my best ta make ya something ya like... "
She bit her lip as she brought herself to meet his gaze. The broken look that greeted her shattered her inside, and she quickly looked away once more, unable to bear it. " I'll even make some cookies, my Nana Quinzel made the best chocolate chip cookies in Brooklyn when I was a kid... "
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txrtured In reply to hiya-pudding [2018-08-03 08:03:50 +0000 UTC]
"...cookies, that sounds good" he murmurs simply, the male was tired. He had always been tired. His mind was tired. His body everything he needed to function. Just tired, he had been on so many medications and they are tiring. The third Robin, Joker's killer, Bruce had recommend hospital and therapy all things that he had tried but Tim got so tired of it.
Tim was quiet in looking "so...uh It's interesting" he explains softly as he was quiet in grabbing some orange juice "but welcome to my little hiding hole" he explains softly as he looked at the pretty quiet room
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hiya-pudding In reply to txrtured [2018-05-01 20:17:13 +0000 UTC]
enjoy dying;; yo its been a hot minute
want to pick up where we last left off w/ tim back with bruce or want to start over w/ joker jr?
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txrtured In reply to hiya-pudding [2018-05-09 14:00:32 +0000 UTC]
[ tbh i don't mind so maybe start over ]
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non-mortem In reply to txrtured [2018-01-04 04:39:04 +0000 UTC]
β β Yo, Timbo! You're not gonna believe what I just brought 80 dollars worth of using Bruce's credit card! β
Β
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txrtured In reply to non-mortem [2018-01-06 14:01:10 +0000 UTC]
"Coffee?"
[> perks up sleepily]
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ginger-on-a-mission In reply to txrtured [2017-11-29 06:59:33 +0000 UTC]
out of arrows : OMG WHY THIS MY HEART
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txrtured In reply to ginger-on-a-mission [2017-11-29 17:04:36 +0000 UTC]
[ -SPARKLES- CAUSE IT HAD TO BE DONE ]
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ginger-on-a-mission In reply to txrtured [2017-11-29 17:12:15 +0000 UTC]
out of arrows. but tim's my baby . . . ;n; he dun need to be hurt like dis
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txrtured In reply to ginger-on-a-mission [2017-11-29 17:21:03 +0000 UTC]
[ He suffers owo ]
[ he is my bby but he suffers owo ]
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ginger-on-a-mission In reply to txrtured [2017-11-29 19:46:20 +0000 UTC]
out of arrows. to be fair --
i do the same to roy >.>"
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non-mortem In reply to txrtured [2017-07-21 02:44:13 +0000 UTC]
β Drink. β Β Itβs all he says as he places the mug on the coffee table in front of him. Β The scent of chamomile travels through the air in his living room and if one were to listen closely they would be able to hear the soft snores of his puppy, Charlie, whom decided to bury himself between the various cushions on his couch. The corners of his mouth lift themselves slightly at the sight of it. Though, his gaze shifts from the animal towards the male sitting beside it; Β who looks far less relaxed in comparison to his pet dog.
Jason scrubs a hand over the lower half of his face, nails idly scratching at six days worth of stubble before he pushes his fingers through the mess that is his hair and gives a small sigh.
Β Β
β ...Alfred told me the nightmares are coming back. When was the last time you slept well? β
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txrtured In reply to non-mortem [2017-07-21 10:48:38 +0000 UTC]
"probably not in a while" he murmured. His eyes were tired as Joker Jr hadn't been quiet for a couple of days, he had been talking about things that scared him that he avoided and he had being avoiding sleep for a long time as he simply sighed softly "it's just nightmares" he muttered softly as a soft sigh came from his mouth as he looked drinking the tea quietly as he was generally quiet when drinking coffee or tea..Β
Usually he drank too much coffee and sometimes that helped him not sleep at all. Simply sighing "Bruce blocked my starbucks and my credit card"
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non-mortem In reply to txrtured [2017-07-26 09:30:33 +0000 UTC]
β I...can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm gonna have to agree with the Old Man's decision this time around. You can't survive off coffee, Timbird. That's not healthy. β He paused for a moment.Β β ...Also Starbucks is trash compared to Alfred's coffee. You should have better taste then that. β
It breaks his heart, seeing him like this. Mainly because he understands. He understands what Tim is feeling; the numbness, helplessness, the feeling of not Β knowing whatβs real and whatβs not. And itβs not fair, he shouldnβt feel this way.
Β Thereβs not much he can do at the moment and it makes him feel fucking awful. Though, itβs not about him at the moment Β β Β itβs about Tim. A hand comes to rest atop the other male's shoulder, which he carefully squeezes. Β
β Sβokay, you know? To be scared. It's only natural. What happened to you was terrifying. And that's puttin' it lightly. Those nightmares can be a pain. I know they are. So if that happens again, take deep breaths, count to fifty and call me. Don't worry about what time or what I can possibly be doing. β Β Β
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txrtured In reply to non-mortem [2017-07-26 12:25:44 +0000 UTC]
Tim simply shrugged "Okay " he mumbled "Damien usually stalks me now when I go out so I don't get coffee. For protection he says" he murmured as honestly he didn't mind Damien but he didn't need a body guard, he could defend himself, he always carried a knife now, something as a weapon. Hell Damien's sneak attacks didn't even work anymore on him.
He put weapons in his bedroom in hidden areas so Bruce wouldn't find them. Some looked like common objects that Tim would have or just hidden in draws and compartments he made. Some anime inspired because well, since he had nothing to do, he had just been using Dick's netflix account to watch movies and anime. Dick had named Jason, Tim and Damien's accounts, Parasite 1, 2 and 3 because of it.
"Pretty sure I have a therapy session today" he murmured in thought as he did have one today, at 4pm honestly Tim hated the therapy. The therapist himself had noted that Tim acted a completely different person when in therapy
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Practical-Joker In reply to txrtured [2017-07-06 20:58:25 +0000 UTC]
Joker had heard about this kid from news thay traveled through the grapevine and was curious. This kid was...a fan? Maybe? Some of the news was muddled and he wasn't a hundred percent on everything, but he knew that he dressed like him and Joker wanted to see for himself what this kid was all about.
Walking near the place where the kid was recently spotted, Joker walked into an abandoned building and looked around, only to stop when he heard giggling. Smiling softly, he called out innocently to the giggler. "Hellooooo~! Anyone home? I come with good tidings and gifts!" those gifts being either gag gifts or bombs.
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txrtured In reply to Practical-Joker [2017-07-07 13:16:50 +0000 UTC]
Joker Jr was bored as he blinked softly as he gasped in surprise "Oh look a guest!" he spoke jumping off his chair softly flipping over happily as he seemed to be wearing something much different to the Joker but he still had the haunting smile. His green eyes examining the other over in silence "...are you the Joker?" he asked softly tilting his head.Β
Joker Jr grinning softly as he offered his hand happily. Of course he had a zapper on a classic joker trick.
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Practical-Joker In reply to txrtured [2017-07-07 13:35:29 +0000 UTC]
Joker beamed and smiled at this kid's outfit. He really did know a thing or two about fashion. Not only that, but he had a fantastic smile. Not as fantastic as his, mind you, but it was still pretty extravagant~
"Indeed I am. A pleasure to meet you~" he smirked as he took the kid's hand. And even when the toy buzzed and maybe even zapped, Joker wasn't effected. He pulled his arm back and his hand popped right off. Another clown classic. Fake hands.
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txrtured In reply to Practical-Joker [2017-07-07 13:46:12 +0000 UTC]
He laughed happily at the hand "so you are the real deal!" he grinned joyfully giggling happily as he was very impressed by the fake hand, it seemed real almost, well he had real hands but that was a secret. He smiled innocently as he appeared to have been on his computer hacking into something as his bright eyes stared "I am Joker jr!" he grinned happily
So that was his nickname? interesting, Apparently he had been causing trouble for the Bat and Robin and he thought it was absolutely hilarious.
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Practical-Joker In reply to txrtured [2017-07-07 13:52:25 +0000 UTC]
((Saw this and it made me this of Joker Jr. here. redshirtrobins.tumblr.com/post⦠))
"Joker Jr...tell me, are you a fan of mine? Is that why you've taken it upon yourself to take on the Joker name? I'll honestly admit that I'm flattered, but I would have at least gotten to know you first before you decided to take up such a privilege~" Looking around now, Joker noted some computers here and there before smiling.
"Brainy boy aren't ya, Jr.?"
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txrtured In reply to Practical-Joker [2017-07-07 14:01:54 +0000 UTC]
[ omg yes ]
"Oh yeah I'm hacking right now" he explained softly smiling "and I am a fan Mister Joker, I love your work and I find it very fascinating!" he grinned happily as he looked softly rubbing his neck nervously at the other's words as he smiled softly, but he was a smart kid, hell he knew hacking and he knew computers. He enjoyed them. But of course he knew that it wasn't something good but he preferred to be bad.
Since well, he was a pretty messed up kid anyway.
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Practical-Joker In reply to txrtured [2017-07-07 14:08:24 +0000 UTC]
Joker looked impressed as he stared at a few screens. "What are you hacking into? Banks? Airports? Someone else's Facebook account~?" he laughed at the last one and switched on the skates in his shoes so he could move from one place to another quickly.
"You all alone here, kiddo?"
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txrtured In reply to Practical-Joker [2017-07-07 14:11:43 +0000 UTC]
"yeah it's a bank" he spoke softly smiling as he looked at the question when being alone as he looked "yep. I have been since I was 10" he spoke simply "orphanage wasn't any good at taking care of me so I ran off and found this place" he smiled happily as he seemed okay with it, there was stolen food and it just seemed to be a pile of fur possibly that was his bed.
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Practical-Joker In reply to txrtured [2017-07-07 14:16:16 +0000 UTC]
"Ah......You happy in this dump by yourself?" he asked more while skating his way back to stand and watch JJ (what he now dubbed the kid as) wander and look over his computers. "If I were you...I would look for people who underatamd you. People who accept you...so...what do you say?"
Suddenly, the clown was in front of the boy and had a hand out for him to take. His real hand this time. "Wanna work with the Clown Prince of Crime, kiddo?"
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txrtured In reply to Practical-Joker [2017-07-07 14:19:35 +0000 UTC]
When asked to work for the Joker, he grinned as he nodded "yes!" he spoke joyously, he almost jumped out of his chair grinning happily as he was extremely happy since well, the Joker was someone he looked to as a hero, of course he was a villain but the Joker was amazing to him as he smiled joyfully.
He happily took his hand as he used the hand that didn't have the buzzer luckily as he grinned happily
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Practical-Joker In reply to txrtured [2017-07-07 14:31:07 +0000 UTC]
Joker beamed and ruffled the kid's dark green hair. "That'a boy! Now finish up what you're doing and take all the banks funds. Make sure Batsy out there doesn't notice and trace you while I go and get some strong goons to help pack your stuff to take it back to the warehouse. It's much more decorated and...relaxing compared to this dump. We even have a fridge with actual food in it. That's rare, but since I control a league of villains, almost anything is possible now~!!"
He suddenly cackled loudly just thinking about it. Where he came from all the villains worked for him. But that was mostly because they were all...friends? Well, he could trust them, at least.
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txrtured In reply to Practical-Joker [2017-07-07 14:36:56 +0000 UTC]
He giggled joyfully from the hair ruffle "Will do!" he spoke happily as he knew how to stop the bat tracing his signal as he typed quietly before finishing the whole thing "Okay so money has been transferred from Wayne Interprises to a fake charity fund that I made" he spoke happily as he stared "I do give some money to the kids on the streets though" he explained softly as he got up closing his laptop quietly placing it into his bag following the Joker happily "great! it'll be good to have a nice meal" he spoke quite happily, some of the food he stole was rotten, or he cooked it wrong most likely both
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Practical-Joker In reply to txrtured [2017-07-07 14:50:14 +0000 UTC]
The adult clown wasn't bothered by this. He knew things were tough for orphans. He had been alone as a child himself for a small time. Mostly because he ran away, but that's a story for another day. With JJ somewhat packed, Joker placed an around around the kid's shoulders and lead him out if the building where he pulled out car keys and pushed a big red button at the center of it.
Out of nowhere, a car drove up to them and it was very...Joker-centric. "Say hello to the Joker Jalopy~! Built her and designed her myself."
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txrtured In reply to Practical-Joker [2017-07-07 14:54:30 +0000 UTC]
"she's amazing!" he spoke happily at the other as he found the car amazing, he hadn't seen the car before but it was pretty cool now that he did. His eyes stared quite happily as he never had really a person to care about him so it was nice that he was being accepted as well himself. A soft grin on his face as he was so happy about the care. Β Β
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Practical-Joker In reply to txrtured [2017-07-07 15:46:50 +0000 UTC]
Joker helped JJ into the car and got in himself. At the driver's seat, he buckled up and motioned for his new side-kick to do the same. Joker paused at the wheel just a bit. Side-kick...that was different. He wondered if this is how Batman felt with his Robin. Hahah, this would be fun~
Out on the rode, Joker began to lay out some rules. "Alright, first thing's first, you always listen to what I say when we're out and about robbing and blowing things up. You get left behind and that WILL stick with me, okay? Don't make me feel guilty! Next, keep your room clean. We may be villains, but we're not slobs. Next, since I have Bats as my nemesis, it's obvious that yours will be his Robin. Backat the warehouse I'll show you how to really take care of him."
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txrtured In reply to Practical-Joker [2017-07-07 16:08:15 +0000 UTC]
The boy nodded happily as he usually very clean anyways. he made sure his warehouse was clean as he nodded along "Alright that sounds good!" he spoke happily as he knew it was the best idea to stick with the older male. He thought it was pretty fascinating. He didn't really want to be kicked out so he was happy to listen to the rules as he stared "okay the Robin is my nemesis, right" he spoke smiling
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Practical-Joker In reply to txrtured [2017-07-07 16:30:50 +0000 UTC]
"Since you're Joker Jr., you'll pretty much take up my mantle one day. Same will be said for the punk kid of his who will surely become Batman one day. You were fine for now, but you need to be prepared for all of what they have and what they know. I have knowledge of ALL the things in the Batman's utility belt and enough know how on his movements and how fast and hard they are. You'll need to work on your speed and agility. I'll have Harley teach that part to ya~"
Explaining all of this while driving, Joker seemed to be really excited about the possibility of a whole new dynamic. Not only that, but the Batman had no idea about ANY of this. Ohh, this was going to be great!
When they finally got to the warehouse, Joker parked the car around the back where it could be well hidden and kept safe and headed inside where he called out to his bestie. "Harles! You'll never guess what I got! Sort of a son, but not quite! It's up to him, really."
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txrtured In reply to Practical-Joker [2017-07-07 16:43:07 +0000 UTC]
Harley looked coming over to the two as JJ looked happily waving to the other as Harley giggled "he's so cute!" she spoke as she looked at Joker happily "it'll be great Mister J! we have our very own sidekick!" she giggled happily as JJ gave a purely happy grin as he never had a family dynamic before.Β
He found it actually quite nice... as he hadn't had family that cred for him as he smiled.
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Practical-Joker In reply to txrtured [2017-07-07 17:44:28 +0000 UTC]
"It will be different, but I'm sure we can make do. Nobody loses anyone and we all have each others backs, got it? We're villains, NOT monsters. Now...Harley, why don't you show Joker Jr. here to his room while I get some henchmen to go and get the rest of his things. Until I get back, we'll all celebrate and discuss his training in becoming the most evil and wicked villain in our little gang here~"
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txrtured In reply to Practical-Joker [2017-07-07 17:58:30 +0000 UTC]
"Sure thing Mister J!" she spoke as JJ grinned happily following as Harley happily brought him inside as JJ was quite fascinated by it all smiling joyfully as he thought it was all so cool as he was almost jumping for joy. He thought it was really fun.
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Practical-Joker In reply to txrtured [2017-07-07 18:27:14 +0000 UTC]
When they left, Joker went off to go and find some henchmen. It was pretty quick since they were either making bets or just lazing about in the hideout. He ordered them to go and get JJ's things and watched as they walked off to get it. Back in the "living room" as Joker liked to call it, the first thing he did was remove his suit jacket and rolled up his sleeves to reveal the tattoos on both of his arms. He stretched as if he had just finished work and took a seat in his signature La-Z-Boy. It was his and his favorite.
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txrtured In reply to Practical-Joker [2017-07-07 18:31:23 +0000 UTC]
JJ looked quietly through his room as he was so happy as he hadn't had this before. His green eyes examining the place, his eyes were always a greenish brown in look, people always became confused because of it but he always had more green eyes then brown as he softly stretched out.
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Practical-Joker In reply to txrtured [2017-07-10 18:22:35 +0000 UTC]
Joker continued to sit there in his La-Z-Boy before something on the news came up. He turned up the volume and sat closer to inspect it. Seems there was an exhibit coming up for all rare gemstones in Gotham. They had this tour usually for around the world and Joker knew he or another villain were going to try their hand at getting those gems. But Joker was about those tiny pebbles. No...the one he had his eyes on now was the big, green one that was literally the crown jewel of the exhibit.
He grinned and called out to Harley. "HARLEY!! GET OVER HERE QUICKLY!"
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txrtured In reply to Practical-Joker [2017-07-10 22:13:18 +0000 UTC]
"what's going on Joker?" she asked smiling happily as JJ looked "wow look at those pretty stones!" he spoke grinning as he clapped silently as he stared innocently as Harley grinned "wowzer! they're pretty pretty!" she grinned as Harley was quite interested in it.
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Practical-Joker In reply to txrtured [2017-07-10 22:24:07 +0000 UTC]
"Yeah, some of those are pretty great...but they're NOTHING compared to this gem...~" he snickered a bit at his pun as he rewound the footage on TV and showed them the massive green gemstone on display behind a case. "I NEED that stone! Harley, we could even take a few of them for funds and I saw this neat little watch on there that I thought would look great on me and that gem....Well, let's just say I have something great in mind for it. But I need to have it BEFORE someone else gets to them! Especially that Cat Woman...she'll ruin everything with her stinginess. So get the gear and load up the car! JJ, you're going to finally experience what it's like to work with the Joker~ Hope you're as excited as I am."
Getting up out of his chair, Joker chuckled in an almost evil manner as he went away to get his "toys". He'll need to be prepared, because it was obvious Batman would be there to stop them. Selina would also be there to ruin his fun...so maybe he could use her visit to his advantage~
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txrtured In reply to Practical-Joker [2017-07-11 15:35:38 +0000 UTC]
JJ grinned joyfully as he looked grabbing his toys too as Harls looked happily "oh this will be so much fun!" she spoke happily as she went to get the car around as JJ looked at Joker happily. Hopefully this will be a good heist and he can fight the Robin! Looking as he jumped into the car happily grinning as Harley looked "let's get going!" she spoke happily as JJ went to hack the cameras silently.
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Practical-Joker In reply to txrtured [2017-07-11 22:06:27 +0000 UTC]
Rushing to the car, Joker moved Harley into shotgun and sped the Jalopy straight out of there and into the streets of Gotham. Luckily it was already dark so there weren't many people out to cause too much trouble. Regardless, Joker had to take the most secretive and quiet route since his car wasn't exactly made for stealth. It was very...loud when it came to design and don't even get him started on the horn.
They arrived moments later in the Diamond District where the exhibit was being held. Joker parked a block away behind some already closed building before he grabbed an acid flower, a bang gun that if he pulled the trigger twice, the flag would fly out like an arrow in a crossbow. He wouldn't use it on anyone, but it would help in certain situations. He also got some grenades, a switchblade, a mildly high-voltage buzzer and a spare tube of lipstick. Hey, a girl's gotta be prepared for make-up control~
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