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uturn190
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[2008-04-26 23:47:30 +0000 UTC]
"Sometimes priests get jock itch"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 733; Deviations: 389; Watchers: 64
Watching: 702; Pageviews: 28400; Comments Made: 8227; Friends: 702
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: The dead onesFavorite movies: Scott Pilgrim, The Avengers, Red Dawn,
Favorite TV shows: Robot Chicken
Favorite bands / musical artists: Damien Rice, Ray LaMontagne,Norah Jones, NIN, The Cure, Godsmack, Skynard, Limp Bizkit, Mazzy Star, Aaron Lewis, The Beastie Boys, Bob Marley, Coldplay, Counting Crows, The Cranberries, My Chemical Romance, Die Antwoord,
Favorite books: The ones that can level a rocking table
Favorite writers: Furkhanda Rose
Favorite games: Call of Duty
Favorite gaming platform: PS3 & PS4
Tools of the Trade: interest
Other Interests: Writing poetry and photography
# About me
Current Residence: Charleston SC. originally from New Orleans La.
# Comments
Comments: 1148
Hey Papi chulo. 
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Ahh life.... I can say it has not stopped screwing me.
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Well...is it any good in bed?
Okay, all smart comments aside, I miss you. What are you doing with yourself Sexy?
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Moved to Charleston S.C. And I've been looking for a stinking job. Finally got a decent phone. Broke it. Sent it to the a to get fixed. They fixed it and broke it again. (Their fault) So weeks later got it back. (just got that you called me sexy(pant pant,,,woof!)) 
But at least I've got an ocean and kids to hang out with me.
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Oh, so that was the giant sea serpent that was spotted off the coast of S.C.! Put your dang trunks back on! You are gonna scare young ladies and make old ladies have to sit a spell and sing Precious Memories. Stop that. 
I can't believe you moved further away from me. You suck. Just kidding. I get it. I hope you find a job soon...and that your former home finds a way to have someone bring some sexy back since you took all of it with you when you left. Just up and drove away with all the sexy. I can hear future old timers now. "Life was never the same after Dave moved away....all the sex just dried up 'round here...."
Behave....but when you can't, get your butt on DA and visit with me a little bit. Take care of you Sexy.
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You old pirate! Glad you never change. It's Terry,in case ya didn't guess. You DID know,of course that cigars are vaguely phallic symbols...and yer sucking on one. Not judging...just saying. And I am kidding you,of course.
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Happy Birthday my talented, funny, pervy friend! I wouldn't have you any other way. Never change. 
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Thanks pumpkin tits!! LOL Really appreciate it. I'm officially old now, but still pervin. Hope all is well with you and the dolphin.
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Hey, I like pervy old men. I'm married to one after all.
I think you're making the world better, one pervy comment at a time. Why? Because if anyone smiles as much as I do when they read your comments, their day has to be a good one.
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I smile as i read this,
1) because it's sweet and your awesome
and 2) because i'm imagining you wearing a black spiked bra with matching black leather skirt with a paddle in your hand. And the Dolphin tied up in the corner.
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LOLOL! Get outta here. You are so funny!
I am so glad we met. I can't imagine having missed out on you.
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Oh, God! I have a funny story to send you via message. Give me a minute to type it up.
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I'll be holdin' my breath Darlin'. Don't let me turn blue now.
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Your avatar fooled me. I tried to brush away that little insect from the screen.
Well played!
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As per your comment, you've been a bad, bad boy and you need a reward!
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That! Was a nice video. Lots of girls. I had a big stupid grin on my face the whole time.
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My punishments are always good. LOL.
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Hi! I like you.
Have a great week, Dave.
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Thanks for that. I like you too.
Life has just been pretty shitty for me. so thanks for the smile.
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my life is shitty as well. shitty busy and just...you know...stressful.
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Thanks Jon!
I did have a really good 40th bday. Got a new 55-300 zoom lens and got trashed with some old friends that I haven't seen in 15 years. Life is good right now. Not use to it. lol!
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Hey, hey. Just stopped by to wish you an incredibly naughty, totally awesome birthday! How many licks do I owe you, you bad boy? Ha, ha.
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LOL! Thanks!!!!
Well, to be technical, 40 licks. But I'm recommended for 300. And it is well worth the wait. For I have aged like a fine wine and then accidentally dropped. But then quickly soaked up with a sponge and rung out into a malt liquor bottle and shared with hobos.
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You don't want me to do 300. Trust me. I'm one of those people that can get carried away and not stop until my arm won't move, and by then, you won't be enjoying it anymore. Better stick with the technical amount of 40. BTW, the DollFinn will be 40 this year. Cool. 40 is a great year.
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Yeah, but I heard 41 sucks ass!
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Hopefully not. When Jyrki turned 41 we just kept saying he was 36. It worked out fine.
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Hey Dave. Thanks for the fave on Sepia, and for reading and putting up with me in general.
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You're welcome!
And I quite enjoy putting up with you, in general.
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hope you are having a good summer. I almost called you the other day. I promise I will soon!
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You don't have to thank me. I'll always watch you, and your always my favorite.
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Hi you. Thanks for collecting some of my 'things.' I'm glad you like them and I appreciate your lovely comment.
I hope you get laid really soon, really well.
Have a great rest of your week, friend.
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Probably one of the best comments...ever.
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I've got it goin' on.
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Thanks for coming by...and for collecting and all. I appreciate it!
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[link] because I like you and it was funny. I hope you haven't seen it yet!!
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BWhaaaaahahaa!!!!
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when I saw it, I thought first of YOU!
boob apron.
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hey...did you hear the one about the shallow girl who wouldn't take the big guy?
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