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xThatOneNovice [22627903] [2012-07-04 01:08:34 +0000 UTC] "dead account" (Unknown)

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# Comments

Comments: 3971

Moonfoxgazer [2013-12-29 01:21:01 +0000 UTC]

*Sighs* I miss you friend...

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Abstergo-Assassin [2013-10-24 18:51:49 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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xThatOneNovice In reply to Abstergo-Assassin [2013-10-25 23:42:26 +0000 UTC]

LAUGHS BC ME TOO

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Abstergo-Assassin [2013-10-10 02:50:32 +0000 UTC]

LAUGHS BECAUSE OUR CUTE LITTLE ICONS ON OUR PAGES
TURNED INTO GAVIN AND RUFUS AND
BH AU FEELINGS
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA

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Abstergo-Assassin [2013-10-09 04:20:27 +0000 UTC]

YOUR WEBCAM KINDA STARTLED ME

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xThatOneNovice In reply to Abstergo-Assassin [2013-10-09 04:25:27 +0000 UTC]

POR QUE

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Abstergo-Assassin In reply to xThatOneNovice [2013-10-09 04:36:56 +0000 UTC]

PORQUEΒ NO ME ESPERABA UN TIGREΒ 

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xThatOneNovice In reply to Abstergo-Assassin [2013-10-09 15:15:13 +0000 UTC]

aahthatwasreallygoodloveβ™₯

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Abstergo-Assassin In reply to xThatOneNovice [2013-10-09 15:17:02 +0000 UTC]

AHHHHNOSHUSHHH

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Abstergo-Assassin [2013-10-08 03:53:26 +0000 UTC]

U WANNA GO, MATE?

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Abstergo-Assassin [2013-10-06 23:13:04 +0000 UTC]

Rufus needed a life preserver when he fell into that lake--

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xThatOneNovice In reply to Abstergo-Assassin [2013-10-07 01:48:18 +0000 UTC]

U SHIT

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Abstergo-Assassin In reply to xThatOneNovice [2013-10-07 01:53:16 +0000 UTC]

WHAT?
IT'S TRUE!

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Abstergo-Assassin [2013-09-27 01:59:19 +0000 UTC]

OI
U DO WANNA GO
OI OKAY
BRING IT ON, MATE

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Abstergo-Assassin [2013-09-26 23:54:15 +0000 UTC]

U WANNA GO
/RIPS SHIRT OFF
U WANNA TALK BOUT TAGLINES
U WANNA GO
DO U

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xThatOneNovice In reply to Abstergo-Assassin [2013-09-26 23:58:25 +0000 UTC]

ACTUALLY

NO

I DONT

MATE

//GABEVOICE

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Abstergo-Assassin [2013-09-26 23:39:03 +0000 UTC]

I THINK WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT YOUR TAGLINE

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Abstergo-Assassin [2013-09-24 23:12:54 +0000 UTC]

THERE ARE LITTLE GIRLS PLAYING PATTYCAKE OR WHATEVER OUTSIDE
AND I CAN HEAR THEM
AND I JUST WANNA STICK MY HEAD OUT THE WINDOW AND TELL THEM TO SHUT UP.

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Abstergo-Assassin [2013-09-22 19:58:06 +0000 UTC]

HE DIDN'T BEAT RUFUS TO DEATH

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Abstergo-Assassin [2013-09-22 19:48:31 +0000 UTC]

IT'S ONLY BAD IF YOU THINK OF IT THAT WAY--

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Abstergo-Assassin [2013-09-22 18:52:50 +0000 UTC]

CHARLES WASN'T THAT BAD

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Abstergo-Assassin [2013-09-22 18:37:54 +0000 UTC]

NO, CHARLES ONLY
TRIED
TO RUIN EVERYTHING

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Abstergo-Assassin [2013-09-22 18:19:35 +0000 UTC]

WHAT IF I DON'T WANNA BE HAPPY WITH MY PASTA
WHAT IF I WANT TO BE SAD WITH IT

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Abstergo-Assassin [2013-09-22 18:19:09 +0000 UTC]

HOW IS THAT SAD

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Abstergo-Assassin [2013-09-22 17:55:29 +0000 UTC]

WHY DID YOU BRING LOGAN AND THE SPUD CLOCK BACK--

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Abstergo-Assassin [2013-09-18 00:19:26 +0000 UTC]

I KNOW WHAT SOUND THE FOX MAKES
I JUST
CAN't REMEMBER

EXACTLY
WHAT IT SOUNDED LIKE
BUT I DO KNOW--

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Abstergo-Assassin [2013-09-16 00:48:23 +0000 UTC]

THOSE ARENT GUMBALLS, MATE

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Abstergo-Assassin [2013-09-15 15:16:10 +0000 UTC]

..I want some cream puffs--

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Abstergo-Assassin [2013-09-14 04:59:05 +0000 UTC]

One question before bed:
You're the churro ninja

BUT
Are you

the pretzel master


bECAUSE I THINK NOT--

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Abstergo-Assassin [2013-09-14 03:41:50 +0000 UTC]

DA MOOS ARE ON DA GRIND

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Abstergo-Assassin [2013-09-14 03:40:50 +0000 UTC]

U THINK U CANΒ 

COME INTO

MY
TOWN


WRECK

MYΒ 
BAR


EYEBALL
MY
WOMAN

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Abstergo-Assassin [2013-09-14 03:08:14 +0000 UTC]

slowly raises hand

wHY IS HIS SHIRT
"LIKE, FULL OF CREAM PUFFS"?????


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xThatOneNovice In reply to Abstergo-Assassin [2013-09-14 03:32:03 +0000 UTC]

HE GOT SPEARED

AND HE WAS BLEEDING EVERYWHERE

APPARENTLY

IT WAS JUST CREAM PUFFS

IDFK WHY A VAMPIRE WOULD HAVE A SHIRT FULL OF CREAM PUFFS--

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Abstergo-Assassin In reply to xThatOneNovice [2013-09-14 03:39:22 +0000 UTC]

DOES GAVIN HAVE CREAM PUFFS STUFFED IN HIS SHIRT????

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xThatOneNovice In reply to Abstergo-Assassin [2013-09-14 03:42:43 +0000 UTC]

HE HAS TO HIDE HIS SWEETS SOMEWHERE

AND OBVIOUSLY THEY'RE NOT GOING IN HIS PANTS--

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Abstergo-Assassin In reply to xThatOneNovice [2013-09-14 03:44:00 +0000 UTC]

WELL YEAH
IF THEY WERE IN HIS PANTS, RUFUS WOULD FIND THEM-

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xThatOneNovice In reply to Abstergo-Assassin [2013-09-14 03:49:28 +0000 UTC]

I JUST

"Oi, are you 'ungry?"

"..yeah a bit..?"


GAVIN JUST REACHES INTO HIS SHIRT

PULLS OUT A SNACK CAKE

RUFUS JUST

"W.

What. Where were you--"

"I got jellybeans too. And Jolly Ranchers."

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Abstergo-Assassin In reply to xThatOneNovice [2013-09-14 03:51:26 +0000 UTC]

IM GONNA CRY

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xThatOneNovice In reply to Abstergo-Assassin [2013-09-14 03:54:26 +0000 UTC]

RUFUS JUST

PATS

GAVIN'S CHEST

HEARS A LIKE

SQUISH

NOISE

GAVUN JUST

"DONT DO THAT--"

"GAVIN WHAT THE HELL--"

"My shirt's filled with snack cakes, mate."

"WHY?"

"In case I get 'ungry."

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Abstergo-Assassin In reply to xThatOneNovice [2013-09-14 04:05:56 +0000 UTC]

STOP

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xThatOneNovice In reply to Abstergo-Assassin [2013-09-14 04:11:53 +0000 UTC]

GAVIN LEAVES THE HOUSE

SAYS BYE THE DANIEL

AS HE WAVES

A SNACK CAKE

FALLS OUT

OF HIS SLEEVE

DANIEL JUST

aidan wot is that--

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Abstergo-Assassin In reply to xThatOneNovice [2013-09-14 04:12:30 +0000 UTC]

i FUCKIGN

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xThatOneNovice In reply to Abstergo-Assassin [2013-09-14 04:21:16 +0000 UTC]

"aiDAN IS THAT A SNACK CAKE--"

"NO"

"DONT LIE AIDAN--"

"I 'AVE TO GO RUFUS' WAITING BYE DAD //RUNS OFF"

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Abstergo-Assassin In reply to xThatOneNovice [2013-09-14 04:24:57 +0000 UTC]

I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING SO DUMB.

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xThatOneNovice In reply to Abstergo-Assassin [2013-09-14 04:26:21 +0000 UTC]

WHAT

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Abstergo-Assassin In reply to xThatOneNovice [2013-09-14 04:29:40 +0000 UTC]

IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH GAVIN'S PANTS
AND GAVIN BEING LIKE
"Those aren't gumballs, mate."


GODJGKDLGDFGHJLKHG

FRICK

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xThatOneNovice In reply to Abstergo-Assassin [2013-09-14 04:30:39 +0000 UTC]

CHOKSS

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Abstergo-Assassin In reply to xThatOneNovice [2013-09-14 04:31:56 +0000 UTC]

IT'S SO LATE
AND I AM SO NOT SORRY

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Abstergo-Assassin [2013-09-12 02:53:55 +0000 UTC]

EVERY TIME I SEE OR HEAR SOMEONE TALKING ABOUT
BASS DROPS
OR JUST BASS IN GENERAL
I IMAGINE SOMEONE PICKING UP YOUR FRIEND
AND BEING LIKE
"I'M GONNA DROP THE BASS"
AND THEY JUST BODY SLAM HIM ON THE GROUND---

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Abstergo-Assassin [2013-09-08 23:03:08 +0000 UTC]

DROPS THE BASS

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