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Published: 2013-09-03 21:45:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 1827; Favourites: 26; Downloads: 0
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So ladies, any takers?*crickets chirping*
Wreck-It Ralph (c) Disney
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Fungeon? Sounds like fun + dungeon? So Gilbert Gottfried (hope I spelt him right) will probably tell his jokes there... making the audiences ears starting to bleed!
Best wishes,
Chris
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Actually that sounds like Inquisition-level torture.
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Hush, hush Diana! No need to give inquisition such a bad reputation with that comparison!
All the best,
Chris
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You should draw a vid of this legitly happening. Β PS. Do you have a tumblr?
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A vid? Don't have the time sadly.
Nope.
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Pff- oops! I mean, a pic.
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OH! I gotcha.
I have a few times, but they're not exactly DA safe.
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Hah, good point
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I'm always reading this stuff in his voice.
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I find that makes it much more amusing.
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Are you willing to wear them??
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Lexi Vita: That... depends on what happens. Otherwise YOU'LL be wearing them, king or not.
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OOOHHH... im up for bit cream and chainsΒ Β Β
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Then you're invited to the party!
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It may, but if it gets too painful he'll stop. He's a good Dom.
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Ok...someone GET to Hero's Duty and get the BFG (The Big Freakin Gun) AND GET IT HERE NOW!!
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EEEEEEEEK!
Cremily: Eurgh! Not on your Nelly!
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Awww come on. I'll use the futhzy handcuffth.
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I fully support your decision to decline.
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Fine, but only if you use one of dem condoms you keep talking about!
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Not to worry, he has plenty.
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hex andΒ verena :- me me me me 
sheen carries verena
verena :- awwww DX
hex :- will just me then 
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Rocky: I think it's better, if we get to the BITE part!
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Firefly: Do you have anything that involves... Fire?!?
*Before King Candy can answer, Firefly lifts his flamethrower*
Firefly: I'm not asking you!
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Ask Foxy Tamale. She's the one with the army of burning cinnamon minions.
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Firefly: I SAID I WASN'T ASKING YOU, YOU FILTHY EUNUCH!!!
*Sets the entire fungeon on fire with his flamethrower while laughing maniacally*
And since that douchebag Candy mentioned you...
*Firefly wheels in a giant cake*
Firefly: Ms... I heard you like fire as much as I do so I brought a peace offering.
*Silence. Firefly taps the cake*
Firefly: Hello? Hello?
*Firefly opens up the cake's latch and looks inside*
Firefly: Uh-oh. I forgot that I was supposed to put him in after I bake the cake.Β
Black Mask: Goddamn it, Garfield, is there anything you don't screw up?
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Who was in that cake???
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If I took up his offer, I'd come out looking like this guy: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf57ST⦠and with his theme music too.
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That'd be real torture.
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