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1. Do you snore? Yeah.

2. Are you a lover or a fighter? Here's a dumb answer: Both.

3. What’s your worst fear? Terrorism.

4. As a kid, where you a lego maniac? I still have the peices somewhere around here...

5. What do you think of “reality” tv? Just another bi-product of the need for easy currency.

6. Do you chew on your straws? Nah.

7. Were you a cute baby? See, I can't truthfully answer questions like this. However, I am constantly told I was.

8. Is the single life for you? I wouldn't call it "for me", but it's definitely alright. No need to rush into a relationship.

9. What colour is your keyboard? White.

10. Do your sing in the shower? Nah, but I do rap in the shower.

11. Have you ever sky-dived before? Not yet, would love to, though!

12. Any secret talents? I'm a scrapper.

13. What’s your ideal vacation spot? At home, under the cover, usually cuddling with my cat.

14. Can you swim? Yeah, it's pretty fun, and the water is beautiful down where I live.

16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko”? Haven't, but I might check it out.

17. Do you care about the ozone? Of course I do! I would love to help it if I could, but sadly its deterioration is just something we have to deal with so far.

18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? The owl said three, but I'd say the same to get the cum out of a penis.

19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards? I couldn't, even with enough time.

20. Have you ever been on an airplane? A couple times, though I've never been on an international airplane.

21. Are you a single child? Far from it.

22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners? Neither, I use pen.

23. What’s your stand on hunting? Love heading out to the lease during hunting season. 'Sides, you get some food out of it at the cost of a .22 bullet.

24. Is marriage in your future? No clue, but if I had to guess, I'd say not likely.

25. Do you like your handwriting? I don't like it, but I don't hate it. It's handwriting, it's not like its a family heirloom or anything.

26. What are you allergic to? Just certain weather.

27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?' I'm going to not cheat by pointing out the times I said it to say it. If I had to say the last time, it would probably be 2014.

28. Is Tupac still alive? His voice lives, his mind rests, and his body is taking a dirt bath.

29. Do you cry at weddings? Not particularly, no.

30. How do you like your eggs? Sunny side up.

31. Are blondes dumb? I've met some dumb ones, but not enough to call all of them out.

32. Where does the other sock end up? In my cat's mouth.

33. What time is it? 2:26

4. Do you have a nickname? "Jando", short for "Alejandro".

35. Is McDonald's disgusting? They could do better, but hey, food's food.

36. When was the last time you were in a car? Earlier yesterday, actually.

37. Do you prefer baths or showers? Baths on a rough day, showers on a normal day.

38. Is Santa Claus real? Well, yeah. There are two of him in fact.

39. Do you like having you neck kissed? Interesting question, but I'm going to put that spot in the top 2...

40. Are you afraid of the dark? Nope, love it in fact.

41. What are you addicted to? Skyrim atm.

42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter? Why not both at the same time?

43. Can you crack your neck? Only things I can't crack are my fingers.

44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? Yeah, as a matter of fact.

45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today? 2.

46. Is drug free the way to be? Hey, I ain't chaining anyone down and telling them not to. If they wanna, they can.

47. Are you a heavy sleeper? Pretty heavy, yeah.

48. What colour are your eyes? Brown.

50. Do you like your life? Why wouldn't I?

51. Who’s better: Stone Cold or The Rock? Rock has better theatrics, but Stone Cold has the better attitude.

52. Are you psychic? I wouldn't call it that. I call it "Seeing that shit coming from a mile away."

53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"? Yeah, actually! Good book!

54. Do you play any instruments? Piano, Snare Drum, Electric Triangle.

55. Have you ever stolen money? I'm a pick-pocket. It's what I do.

56. Can you snowboard? Yeah, but it never snows down here.

57. Do you like camping? I love it!

58. Do you snort when you laugh? Nah, I'm more of a hearty laugher.

59. Do you believe in magic? What you call magic, I call divine science.

60. Are dogs a man’s best friend? No, man is man's best friend.

61. You believe in divorce? My church doesn't, but I understand why people do it.

62. Can you do the moonwalk? It's pretty fun!

63. Do you make a lot of mistakes? Yeah, and I usally end up causing them, too.

64. Is it cold outside today? It's 88°-90° F right now.

65. What was the last thing you ate? I had some bistec tacos.

66. Do you wear nail polish? Nah.

67. Have you ever been kissed? Ha, I wish.

68. What's the most annoying TV commercial? "TheLegend26"

69. Do you shop at American Eagle? Occasionally.

70. Favourite song at the moment? "Welcome to America" by JT Machinema.

71. Do you like your job? Yeah, I love what I do.

72. Do you like your classes in school? Yeah, they're pretty cool.

73. How do you like your meat cooked? I like it well done.

74. Do you like these surveys? Mas o menos.

75. Do you know how to tag four peoples? If I say no, will you fuck off?

BONUS!
76. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because her husband was a bit of a cock.

Description
1. Do you snore? Yeah.

2. Are you a lover or a fighter? Here's a dumb answer: Both.

3. What’s your worst fear? Terrorism.

4. As a kid, where you a lego maniac? I still have the peices somewhere around here...

5. What do you think of “reality” tv? Just another bi-product of the need for easy currency.

6. Do you chew on your straws? Nah.

7. Were you a cute baby? See, I can't truthfully answer questions like this. However, I am constantly told I was.

8. Is the single life for you? I wouldn't call it "for me", but it's definitely alright. No need to rush into a relationship.

9. What colour is your keyboard? White.

10. Do your sing in the shower? Nah, but I do rap in the shower.

11. Have you ever sky-dived before? Not yet, would love to, though!

12. Any secret talents? I'm a scrapper.

13. What’s your ideal vacation spot? At home, under the cover, usually cuddling with my cat.

14. Can you swim? Yeah, it's pretty fun, and the water is beautiful down where I live.

16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko”? Haven't, but I might check it out.

17. Do you care about the ozone? Of course I do! I would love to help it if I could, but sadly its deterioration is just something we have to deal with so far.

18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? The owl said three, but I'd say the same to get the cum out of a penis.

19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards? I couldn't, even with enough time.

20. Have you ever been on an airplane? A couple times, though I've never been on an international airplane.

21. Are you a single child? Far from it.

22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners? Neither, I use pen.

23. What’s your stand on hunting? Love heading out to the lease during hunting season. 'Sides, you get some food out of it at the cost of a .22 bullet.

24. Is marriage in your future? No clue, but if I had to guess, I'd say not likely.

25. Do you like your handwriting? I don't like it, but I don't hate it. It's handwriting, it's not like its a family heirloom or anything.

26. What are you allergic to? Just certain weather.

27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?' I'm going to not cheat by pointing out the times I said it to say it. If I had to say the last time, it would probably be 2014.

28. Is Tupac still alive? His voice lives, his mind rests, and his body is taking a dirt bath.

29. Do you cry at weddings? Not particularly, no.

30. How do you like your eggs? Sunny side up.

31. Are blondes dumb? I've met some dumb ones, but not enough to call all of them out.

32. Where does the other sock end up? In my cat's mouth.

33. What time is it? 2:26

4. Do you have a nickname? "Jando", short for "Alejandro".

35. Is McDonald's disgusting? They could do better, but hey, food's food.

36. When was the last time you were in a car? Earlier yesterday, actually.

37. Do you prefer baths or showers? Baths on a rough day, showers on a normal day.

38. Is Santa Claus real? Well, yeah. There are two of him in fact.

39. Do you like having you neck kissed? Interesting question, but I'm going to put that spot in the top 2...

40. Are you afraid of the dark? Nope, love it in fact.

41. What are you addicted to? Skyrim atm.

42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter? Why not both at the same time?

43. Can you crack your neck? Only things I can't crack are my fingers.

44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? Yeah, as a matter of fact.

45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today? 2.

46. Is drug free the way to be? Hey, I ain't chaining anyone down and telling them not to. If they wanna, they can.

47. Are you a heavy sleeper? Pretty heavy, yeah.

48. What colour are your eyes? Brown.

50. Do you like your life? Why wouldn't I?

51. Who’s better: Stone Cold or The Rock? Rock has better theatrics, but Stone Cold has the better attitude.

52. Are you psychic? I wouldn't call it that. I call it "Seeing that shit coming from a mile away."

53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"? Yeah, actually! Good book!

54. Do you play any instruments? Piano, Snare Drum, Electric Triangle.

55. Have you ever stolen money? I'm a pick-pocket. It's what I do.

56. Can you snowboard? Yeah, but it never snows down here.

57. Do you like camping? I love it!

58. Do you snort when you laugh? Nah, I'm more of a hearty laugher.

59. Do you believe in magic? What you call magic, I call divine science.

60. Are dogs a man’s best friend? No, man is man's best friend.

61. You believe in divorce? My church doesn't, but I understand why people do it.

62. Can you do the moonwalk? It's pretty fun!

63. Do you make a lot of mistakes? Yeah, and I usally end up causing them, too.

64. Is it cold outside today? It's 88°-90° F right now.

65. What was the last thing you ate? I had some bistec tacos.

66. Do you wear nail polish? Nah.

67. Have you ever been kissed? Ha, I wish.

68. What's the most annoying TV commercial? "TheLegend26"

69. Do you shop at American Eagle? Occasionally.

70. Favourite song at the moment? "Welcome to America" by JT Machinema.

71. Do you like your job? Yeah, I love what I do.

72. Do you like your classes in school? Yeah, they're pretty cool.

73. How do you like your meat cooked? I like it well done.

74. Do you like these surveys? Mas o menos.

75. Do you know how to tag four peoples? If I say no, will you fuck off?

BONUS!
76. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because her husband was a bit of a cock.