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Chapter 1

Linda has been very dramatic these past few days. Ever since her mom has decided to take her to a school across the world, by herself, she believes she has the full right to be a full on drama queen. It's horrifying to even write down. Now, I know what you're thinking: "This is really boring, I'm bored, you're boring me." And yes, I realize that was an awful beginning, but trust me, I AM doing this simply for your own entertainment, so sit there and get over yourselves.

ANNNNYways, Linda was really sad to go to this new school. She had many friends back in sometown. Her father hadn't really cared for her, so he just left Linda with $40000 for the heck of it. So her mom decided to use it, by sending her to the 13th most elite school in British itself. You guessed it, 'McFancy Schmancy School: like, lawls '

When Linda arrived at her new school, the first thing she said was, "I feel like Harry Potter!" because I really like Harry Potter, so expect many references to it throughout this. All the kids gathered around her, because they had never even heard of a foreign exchange student from "America". But they have heard of "the fat people who still think their too cool for taxes". The Headmaster came through the crowd to Linda, bumping children to the ground while she stomped over their bodies. The parents only looked proud, as they watched their children stand, and went back to texting.

"Oi! What's your name, kumquat?" the headmaster barked in Linda's eardrums. "Yep. That's me." She replied, as she pointed to the magic arrows above her head that read: LINDA KUMQUAT. The woman only stared with delight as she said, "Oh come with me dear! Your super-sweet, epic, awesome room is right up here!" She noted how bipolar this woman was. Oh I forgot! The headmaster's name is Mrs. Dodu. Yes, it's French.

For poop.

When they got to the room, there was a super smoking hot guy making her bed! Like ahmygawdd, she felt like squealing. "Grant, get out. The girl is already here. She can do the rest." When Grant turned around, she blushed and hid her body behind Mrs. Dodu. He passed her on his way out and she couldn't help her heart rate from coming up when their eyes met. How cheesy, I hope you know it's not always gonna be like that. Linda starting unpacking the bags that magically appeared next to her feet (I forgot to mention them earlier). After awhile her roommate came in, covered in pink. Literally. She had on pink lipstick, a P!NK t-shirt and pants that looked spray-painted with, you guessed it, tickle-pink febreze "with pink coloring!" I was surprised to find her hair blue. How weird is that?

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Chapter 1

Linda has been very dramatic these past few days. Ever since her mom has decided to take her to a school across the world, by herself, she believes she has the full right to be a full on drama queen. It's horrifying to even write down. Now, I know what you're thinking: "This is really boring, I'm bored, you're boring me." And yes, I realize that was an awful beginning, but trust me, I AM doing this simply for your own entertainment, so sit there and get over yourselves.

ANNNNYways, Linda was really sad to go to this new school. She had many friends back in sometown. Her father hadn't really cared for her, so he just left Linda with $40000 for the heck of it. So her mom decided to use it, by sending her to the 13th most elite school in British itself. You guessed it, 'McFancy Schmancy School: like, lawls '

When Linda arrived at her new school, the first thing she said was, "I feel like Harry Potter!" because I really like Harry Potter, so expect many references to it throughout this. All the kids gathered around her, because they had never even heard of a foreign exchange student from "America". But they have heard of "the fat people who still think their too cool for taxes". The Headmaster came through the crowd to Linda, bumping children to the ground while she stomped over their bodies. The parents only looked proud, as they watched their children stand, and went back to texting.

"Oi! What's your name, kumquat?" the headmaster barked in Linda's eardrums. "Yep. That's me." She replied, as she pointed to the magic arrows above her head that read: LINDA KUMQUAT. The woman only stared with delight as she said, "Oh come with me dear! Your super-sweet, epic, awesome room is right up here!" She noted how bipolar this woman was. Oh I forgot! The headmaster's name is Mrs. Dodu. Yes, it's French.

For poop.

When they got to the room, there was a super smoking hot guy making her bed! Like ahmygawdd, she felt like squealing. "Grant, get out. The girl is already here. She can do the rest." When Grant turned around, she blushed and hid her body behind Mrs. Dodu. He passed her on his way out and she couldn't help her heart rate from coming up when their eyes met. How cheesy, I hope you know it's not always gonna be like that. Linda starting unpacking the bags that magically appeared next to her feet (I forgot to mention them earlier). After awhile her roommate came in, covered in pink. Literally. She had on pink lipstick, a P!NK t-shirt and pants that looked spray-painted with, you guessed it, tickle-pink febreze "with pink coloring!" I was surprised to find her hair blue. How weird is that?