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AlexisRoyce — The Lemon Rant
Published: 2011-08-27 00:06:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 16316; Favourites: 515; Downloads: 237
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Oh, I like this guy. He says what we're all thinking.Cave Johnson, Caroline, and the dialogue are from the Portal series.
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BURNING PEOPLE, HE SAVED THE WORLD THINKING!
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He looks a lot younger when he did his rant in this... Hum
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I liked that design best for him. I was more concerned with having fun than being totally canonical.
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Makes sense, I guess
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yeah!! GET MAD, DAMMIT!!!! BURN LIFE'S HOUSE DOWN WITH THE LEMON!!!! AAA~~~~~~~~GH!!!! >
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combustible bomb = grenade
combustible lemon = lemonade?
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I really wanted to cry when it became obvious that something was wrong with Cave T^T I was like "NOOOO! DON'T DIE!!! WHOSE GONNA MAKE COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS!?!?!"
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Yeah, I wish we could've at least found his mind in a computer somewhere, but I guess him not being around is kinda the point. :C
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or him cryogenically frozen. I LOVED listening to the pre-recordings when playing the game XD The one about the time travel and the blue and orange propulsion gel.
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Yeah! Burning people! He's saying what we're all thinking!
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This is the first part where I genuinely like Cave Johnson
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You kind of pity him, here.
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Mmm, I pitied him more when he first tells he's dying from lunar poisoning. Here I felt more like admiration for him
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naah, Kinny already made combustible Limes. And I don't care that Cave came first. Kinesis is ALWAYS first. Even when he's not.
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I got this piece at ACEN (as you know, miss!). I'd just bought a button from the opposite booth, turned, and saw in big bold letters 'BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!'. Immediately, my brain went "... YES." Like all of my favorite swag, it now sits in a place of prominence. ^_^
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Hiya! Might remember me, might not, I dunno; I purchased this little number- and a MockingJay Pin from your respective booths, and they now hold a place of prominence in various parts of my room. ^_^ Thanks again!
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Yes, I do remember you! Thank you again. This print ended up selling out, and I'm really glad that you were able to get one, as I think you enjoyed it the most.
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Glad to hear it DID sell out, and that said, I AM happy I got a copy! I like to think I contributed by flashing it around and bragging about it as much as I did. XD
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asdfilylolomg~ a comic with the rant. I finally found it
the panels and expressions (and Caroline through the door) are well done 
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Aww, thank you! I did make a button out of that last panel, does that count?
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This is so what I'm gonna say if I get cancer, which I may very well have.
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Well, I hope you don't, but good to know that you're ready to fight if the situation comes!
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Cave looks WAY too healthy. The reason he's upset during the lemons rant is because he's, you know, dying. He should look way sicker.
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Yeah, I wanted to put more gray in his hair and such, but it didn't turn out too well. 
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funny thing in garrys mod ther s combostabel lemon grenade
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Man, mine was just testing different shower curtains... D:
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^^ i remember seeing this at the anime convention btw im that girl in the black dress with rabbit ears who bought something from you to give to my bf and yes i just showed my bf this page
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Heya! How's it going? Did he like it?
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Well... your experiment didn't involve birds exploding when it attempted to steal the lemons.
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Lots of anger in that man. When you realise that she was supposed to be his replacement body, suddenly GLaDOS's vicious streak makes sense.
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You kinda feel sorry for Caroline when reading it this way, gives it another dimension to it. In the end, she was a victim for Cave Johnson...
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Little does Caroline know, he intends her to become GLaDOS, and if the theory is credible, Chell would be left parentless, one dead, one in an evil AI...
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Actually, that is a common misconception by many Portal fans. Chell was in a completely different timeline from Cave Johnson and Caroline. Chell was... 10 or something when GLaDOS went online and killed everybody,, and ASHPD had been experimented on quite a long time after the ASTD. This means that Chell was not born before Cave Johnson died.
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I love Caroline's panel. Poor Caroline. She doesn't know what's coming for her.
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