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Published: 2011-08-01 18:09:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 168; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 3
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Description Better hope there arn't any pedophyles on Alternia.

-Verace-
"What's a pedophyle?"

=_=;
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Comments: 35

Blazmatazz [2011-08-01 21:55:17 +0000 UTC]

Pedophile... you say?


-Jaylin leans in slowly-

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AlienSeaMonster In reply to Blazmatazz [2011-08-01 21:59:20 +0000 UTC]

[the face of terror, i iz wearing it]

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Blazmatazz In reply to AlienSeaMonster [2011-08-01 22:02:44 +0000 UTC]

-the face of arousal, Jaylin iz wearing it-

Hey kid don't worry,
I'm not mean so,
What's your hurry? -creepy grin-

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AlienSeaMonster In reply to Blazmatazz [2011-08-01 22:04:18 +0000 UTC]

-backs away slowly-

Uh, my lusus told me not to uh...talk to strangers and uh....BYE!

-runs away at full speed-

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Blazmatazz In reply to AlienSeaMonster [2011-08-01 22:05:53 +0000 UTC]

-waves goodbye-

Well alright kid,
I'll see you later.

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AlienSeaMonster In reply to Blazmatazz [2011-08-01 22:13:55 +0000 UTC]

-bat-shit scared out of his think-pan-

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Blazmatazz In reply to AlienSeaMonster [2011-08-01 22:14:56 +0000 UTC]

-laughs evilly-

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AlienSeaMonster In reply to Blazmatazz [2011-08-01 22:24:57 +0000 UTC]

-hides-

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Blazmatazz In reply to AlienSeaMonster [2011-08-01 22:35:06 +0000 UTC]

-searches for Verace-

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AlienSeaMonster In reply to Blazmatazz [2011-08-01 22:37:47 +0000 UTC]

-ohgogohgogohgogohgog-

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Blazmatazz In reply to AlienSeaMonster [2011-08-01 22:44:09 +0000 UTC]

-finds him-

Hey there lil' buddy.

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AlienSeaMonster In reply to Blazmatazz [2011-08-01 22:51:07 +0000 UTC]

-panic-

-tries to dodge around him and escape-

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Blazmatazz In reply to AlienSeaMonster [2011-08-01 22:59:01 +0000 UTC]

Why you so scared, bro?

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AlienSeaMonster In reply to Blazmatazz [2011-08-01 23:03:27 +0000 UTC]

...III really don't um...know. why III'm zcared that iz. Inztinct III guezz?

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Blazmatazz In reply to AlienSeaMonster [2011-08-01 23:06:09 +0000 UTC]

-laughs-

Hey.
You seem a little on edge,
Wanna see something cool?

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AlienSeaMonster In reply to Blazmatazz [2011-08-01 23:07:18 +0000 UTC]

???

-quizical face-

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Blazmatazz In reply to AlienSeaMonster [2011-08-01 23:10:09 +0000 UTC]

My lusus is a horned lizard,
you dig?

So I can do this cool thing,
with my eye.

-squirts blood out of eye, then laughs-
It's like super painless,
and makes people laugh.

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AlienSeaMonster In reply to Blazmatazz [2011-08-01 23:13:48 +0000 UTC]

-laughs nervously-

thatz kiiinda weird, but cool, III guezz!

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Blazmatazz In reply to AlienSeaMonster [2011-08-01 23:16:39 +0000 UTC]

-grabs Verace's face-

Can you do anything cool,
home slice?

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AlienSeaMonster In reply to Blazmatazz [2011-08-01 23:20:22 +0000 UTC]

ummmmmmm...

-blushes maddly-

Itz not really that cool, and it moztly juzt freakz people out, but III can uh...read peoplez miiind?

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Blazmatazz In reply to AlienSeaMonster [2011-08-01 23:22:47 +0000 UTC]

Woah.
Woooooooaaaaahhhhh.

-puts arms around Verace-

Duuuuuuuuuuuuude.
Read my mind.
You're like cooler than me,
And that's cooooooooool.

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AlienSeaMonster In reply to Blazmatazz [2011-08-01 23:35:22 +0000 UTC]

III umm don't usually do that becauze, itz rude and...w-what are you doing?

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Blazmatazz In reply to AlienSeaMonster [2011-08-01 23:48:15 +0000 UTC]

-gets all "touchy touchy"-

Yoooouuuuu are sooooooo,
COOOOOOL.

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AlienSeaMonster In reply to Blazmatazz [2011-08-01 23:57:41 +0000 UTC]

!!!
-blushes and squirms, trying to push him away-
Itz not that III don't apretiate the compliment...but uh...

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Blazmatazz In reply to AlienSeaMonster [2011-08-02 00:01:52 +0000 UTC]

-holds in hug-
You and me.
We're cool kids.

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AlienSeaMonster In reply to Blazmatazz [2011-08-02 00:06:28 +0000 UTC]

um, thankz...

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Blazmatazz In reply to AlienSeaMonster [2011-08-02 00:21:16 +0000 UTC]

Anytime bro.

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AlienSeaMonster In reply to Blazmatazz [2011-08-02 00:28:19 +0000 UTC]

-ears grow hot from all the extra blood rushing to his face-
...bro? Like, a friend?

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Blazmatazz In reply to AlienSeaMonster [2011-08-02 00:36:21 +0000 UTC]

Yeeeeeeeah, man.
-shuffles hair-

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AlienSeaMonster In reply to Blazmatazz [2011-08-02 00:41:06 +0000 UTC]

oh, ok...bro.

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Blazmatazz In reply to AlienSeaMonster [2011-08-02 00:47:02 +0000 UTC]

-rolls around on the ground-
Friiiiiiieeeeennnnnndddddsssshhhiiiippp.

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AlienSeaMonster In reply to Blazmatazz [2011-08-02 00:52:40 +0000 UTC]

-is in a daze, trying to figure out what just happened-

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Blazmatazz In reply to AlienSeaMonster [2011-08-02 01:03:30 +0000 UTC]

-suddenly starts sobbing-
I'M SO ALONE BRO.

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AlienSeaMonster In reply to Blazmatazz [2011-08-02 01:06:17 +0000 UTC]

huh? wait-why?
-gets all sympathetic-

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Blazmatazz In reply to AlienSeaMonster [2011-08-02 01:10:07 +0000 UTC]

I'm nothing more than a no-good man whore.
-cry forever-

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