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altered-eagle — Ghost Ride the Whip
Published: 2011-05-29 05:06:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 178; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 24
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Who knew Jack Sparrow could ghost ride the whip?This is just a lil joke in honor of Jack Motherfucking Sparrow. Ghost riding those carriages at the beginning of On Stranger Tides. He even rides two of them at once. What a badass mofo. The car is a Geo.
...So. i hate to offend any diehard PotC fans, but the new film was god-fucking-awful. The only thing strange about those tides was seeing Depp's face in Judi Dench's boobs.
Actually, this movie was probably the LEAST strange out of the four. Plus it was boring as shit, and the guy who played Blackbeard sucked. Balls. But i'm still happy that friggin' Bloom and Knightley aren't in it. All they ever did was bitch and moan and take valuable camera time away from Depp. Still...if you're a diehard fan like me, see it. Eventually. Geoffrey Rush is still a badass, and Depp is still fine as hell <3
