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Published: 2015-02-14 16:48:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 6392; Favourites: 104; Downloads: 15
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Backstory:Randy and Theresa had been dating for a while, and she wanted to level-up. So she invites Randy over for a "Heart-to-heart-after-dark", which in reality is a ritual she overheard of from an upperclassman. Basically, a boyfriend and girlfriend are supposed to take off their shirts and hug until their heartbeats synchronise...
Unfortunately, it risks stopping the heart of the shoobier of the two.
Happy Valentines Day.
(PS, for anyone thinking that this ritual goes any further, it doesn't. It is strictly a shirtless hug.)
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What I imagine Randy's thinking rn:
"So...honking...Bruce..."
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Randy was prepared for everything.
Everything but this.
This is really cute
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For a ninja to love someone, someone must love him.
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Probably something about his own blood-pressure threshold.
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2 things;
1: I think Randy needs to get to a hospital.
2: You just invented a new version of shlooping!
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1: Probably... but they'll both need baby-wipes to get the blood out.
2: Yup.
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The four things that could mess this moment up even more: skank monster, Nomicon, Howard entering the room and mom bringing snacks. XD
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Probably.
Also, it's "Stank", not "Skank".
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Oh...sorry about that.
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