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Yay for Magic the Gathering...!I don't like Nissa, Hence why I kinda made her more into a whore... So yeah... No flames please! I'm just being creative!
Nissa Ravane (c) Wizard of the Coast. Magic: The Gathering
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I love Sorin, but I enjoy Liliana and Ajani the most XD
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Sorin and Nicol Bolas are my favorite Planeswalkers and i read they are finally making a Sorin Markov vs Tibalt, The Fiend-Blooded Duel Decks next year i'm excited XD
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really now? Hmmm I'll be honest I haven't been up to my Magic lately... which is kinda sad XD
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oh wow Return to Ravnica comes out in October
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yeah I know that much XD
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lol i might make a House Dimir or Cult of Rakdos deck lol
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hahaha have fun with that! XD
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I'm currently working on a Nicol Bolas and a Sorin Markov deck
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awesome! Good luck with that!
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Nissa is the heart of my Conclave deck, which is straight elves, but I'm a death mage at heart, so Liliana Vess is my main baby
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Yeah Liliana is my main baby as well. She's just so sexy XD
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Agreed, Sorin is my gf's baby
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Hahah Sorin is also my baby! I love him to death! XD
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I've never used him in a deck before
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I have him and two lilianas in my EDH
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Cool, I have Nissa in my Conclave deck (which has had my at 571 life before lol) and Ajani Goldmane in my Cat deck, Garruk Wildspeaker in my Beast deck and Liliana in my Discard deck, only have one Liliana of the Veil, so she hasn't been used in a deck yet.
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Ah I see. I have Ajani in my kitty deck to 
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yeah, i love the idiots who don't pay attention to loyalty counters and let me pop Liliana's -8 ability and Nissa's -7 its oh soo much fun.
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hahah tell me about it
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So what decks all do you have made atm? Do you specialize in a certain theme?
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I have 3 EDH. Black, a White, and a black,white,red EDH
I specialize in vampires, and wearwolfs. typically red, white, or black. sometimes green.
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Cool, I have 2 decks atm, The Conclave (Elves/Pro Green) and Light Gain (Cats/Pro White) I'm a death mage, specializing in discard decks, etc. Usually pro black, sometimes black/green (Golgari), black/white, etc. Retired my main deck after playing it for 17 years. Originally specialized in Angels.
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I have a life gain/ equipment EDH, my PMS deck that is a Red Black and White. and a Green red that I'm trying out. But there not that great... there till just work in progresses.
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Ah, right now I only have 2 decks made, Pro Green Elves aka The Conclave and my Pro White/Life Gain cat deck. Nissa is of course in the conclave deck and due to Ajani's last ability he stays in my life gain deck. And currently have 9 decks for sale and working on a fb page, Magic By Dax, I'll post up new cards when they come out, post reviews on cards, etc.
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very interesting XD
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Had to think of something, no one ever wants to play my angel, death, discard/death, equipment decks so...
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Ah Nissa,
People didn't like Into the Teeth of Akoum, but I found it bearable, for reason I don't understand.
.... oh yeah, I enjoyed Anowon just saying silly things, and leggy Merfolk.
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hahah I haven't read the book, but I would love to read more into Anowon's Character
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Basically, he's a bit of a jerk with high sleaze capicity.
In one scene, after Nissa & Crew encounter some kor (and I believe at some point pick up a crazy kor lass and her goblin friends), Anowon totally squicks her out by describing kor pregnaucy/birthing rituals and that kor sometimes let their breast milk turn into cheese whilst being all kor and climbing around or something.
Also, he totally doesn't tell Nissa that Sorin is a vampire (because Sorin is so totally not a Zendikar Vampire in looks) despite Sorin... kinda being the #1 legendary non-Eldrazi person non-grata for Zendikar Vampires.
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That actually sounds pretty interesting XD
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I could pm you the exact text if you want.
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her. i want one of her. meaning i want her. but saying i want one was kind of a sexist joke, you missed it
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ahh, you make me laugh
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At least the whiny bitch is good for something now. #unce
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Into the Teeth of Akoum would've been much more bearable if she'd been more slutty.
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hahah yes I agree. XD
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Actually, all the wintermute books would've been more bearable with more sluts.
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is most guys answer to things just a bunch of sluts? XD
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Not always, but in the case of Wintermute's stories that's pretty much the only thing that can save them. That or setting the books on fire.
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Now, if they replaced wintermute with another author, I'd feel less of a need for anything sex related.
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