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Published: 2001-10-22 09:08:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 308; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 23
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its nine amand i have
a mad penis
no time to...
someones coming
in half an hour
hurry
get in the shower
dammit
fuckin penis
the hot water
licks
my swollen penis
and now i am pissed
fuck this penis
scurry
to the kitchen
i have a bitchen
meat cleaver
its weight
in my hand up high
is nothing
as i slam it down
and release a sigh
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Comments: 5
Oh man this is great! I hope this was suppose to generate laughter because I laughed alot! But watch it have some like really deep meaning that I missed and everyone else got because I'm like retarded....anyway, this is great.
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hmmm, nice solution.
you're weird, man. But you're fresh.
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wow... haha... not what i expected. veyr open style. i guess i could see how a penis could get in the way
Southern Chick: Country Girl, With a City Attitude
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hehehehe *smacks the mad penis*
::This is a signature...only a signature....if this were a real signature it would be followed by astute wisdom and ponderings...or something really bitchin...::
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