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Published: 2008-09-11 04:23:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 150; Favourites: 2; Downloads: 0
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It's been hot for months nowand I fear I might melt
My skins turned to sandpaper
and my hair is falling down
Everyone is in my way
and doesn't seem to care
I can't even breathe for a second
and I hate plastic chairs.
Oh my sweet baby eater
what do you need?
If anything your ass can get me some caffeine.
Oh my sweet baby eater
what can I do?
you can shut your mouth for a second
while I find some peace.
These long walks to the car are killing me
and my feet are so sore
If only I could burn down some buildings
and then some more.
Why are people trying me?
Why are they so freaking dumb?
and why am I still bitching?
Because I'm not done.
Oh my sweet baby eater
what can I give?
You can give me the remote, so I can watch what I want.
Oh my sweet baby eater
what else could you want?
If you ask me anymore questions I'll cut your throat.
So even though this sounds brutal
and a tad brash
if you don't like it
you can shove it up your ass.
Love, the baby eater.
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Comments: 20
Oh my word, I can't even tell you how much I enjoyed this. I actually laughed out loud and said to myself, "Yes, greatness." I have a habit of exclaiming random things to myself. Not to drone on, but I think this flows really well and I often feel like this. If this were a song, it would be my new favourite. I'm showing this to EVERYONE I know!
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lol! I exclaim things to myself out loud too so you are in good company. I'm glad you like it. PMS is fun.
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lol that's the best comment i've ever received. thank u sir, you've made my day.
*if your lying keep it to yourself. lol
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Nope, I don't lie lol. I probably should have specified "a good toadies song" as some CAN be a little rough, I've seen as I've gotten more interest in them. I was feeling "I Come From the Water" style singing lol. Very snarky, very bastardly, but fun all the same lol.
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well thank you, another compliment. 
It shows my extremely angry side. The music from 'I come from' would fit it well.
But like I said, it is in no way scholarly.
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Lol, not everything has to be, especially with it categorized as "satire" lol.
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yeah, but u know how the poetry snobs are.
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Not really. I have been graciously spared their ire. In the rare occurences where they have attempted to say anything, I have found that most are quickly squashed in games of wit and sarcasm. Anyone pretending to be an authority is probably going to do so out of ignorance, as I have found most real artistic authorities to be rather open-minded
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yeah their stuff is totally sarcastic and witty, that's who their lead singer is. i've been face to face with him, it was wild.
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He reminds me of my stepfather, looks-wise, and that kind of sucks for him.
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lol ur stepfather or vaden?
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vaden. My stepfather's an ugly mofo
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lol mine looks pregnant all the time.
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Your stepfather?
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Beer belly much?
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yes, but it's scarier than that.
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There's nothing funny about eating babies.
Heh heh. Oh, wait. I meant "everything."
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lol.
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