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MEET George.

Hello,
My name is George,
What's yours?

Hello,Bill-
Bob,Joe,
and Joel.
My name is still George and I have a problem.

I suffer from fearofgoobers,Whatever that means-
My doctor told me one day but I forgot.
I walked in there and he whipped out his schlong,
I ran outside and was all," holy jesus!"

But for some odd reason
That dude told me he met jesus before,
I wanted to scream and run away
But instead-
I said-
"Can I meet jesus?"
So he pulled out jesus,
And I went home..

Hello,My name is George-
And I have a reason why I am here,
My told me one day that I was so un-cool,
And she named me fruit loops.

She never did tell me why though,
I guess maybe because she had that this morning,
But anyway,
I found out what that meant later on,
And here it is..

My name is George Brown-
I'm un-cool and I'm fruity as fruit loops,
I have penisphobia and I dislike vaginas-
(That's an icky chinese food!!)
Maybe I'm gay,
Maybe I'm bi,
Then again,
I play with my pecker-
EVERY night.
(But don't misjudge me,
Because I get more than you ever will.)

Description
MEET George.

Hello,
My name is George,
What's yours?

Hello,Bill-
Bob,Joe,
and Joel.
My name is still George and I have a problem.

I suffer from fearofgoobers,Whatever that means-
My doctor told me one day but I forgot.
I walked in there and he whipped out his schlong,
I ran outside and was all," holy jesus!"

But for some odd reason
That dude told me he met jesus before,
I wanted to scream and run away
But instead-
I said-
"Can I meet jesus?"
So he pulled out jesus,
And I went home..

Hello,My name is George-
And I have a reason why I am here,
My told me one day that I was so un-cool,
And she named me fruit loops.

She never did tell me why though,
I guess maybe because she had that this morning,
But anyway,
I found out what that meant later on,
And here it is..

My name is George Brown-
I'm un-cool and I'm fruity as fruit loops,
I have penisphobia and I dislike vaginas-
(That's an icky chinese food!!)
Maybe I'm gay,
Maybe I'm bi,
Then again,
I play with my pecker-
EVERY night.
(But don't misjudge me,
Because I get more than you ever will.)