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Our story starts off with four church windows that shows four pony princesses of Equestria.
Narrator Twilight: In the magical land of Equestria, we have four powerful princesses. One for the day… one for the night… one for family… And then… there's me - Twilight Sparkle, princess of friendship. It is my royal duty to make sure everypony feels like they belong. It's a lot to live up to. I mean, princess? No pressure! Luckily, I have amazing friends who are there for me, no matter what. That's what I want for everypony. And I always believed that as long as I have my friends and a well-thought-out plan, I will be the princess everypony needs me to be.
Suddenly, the Twilight church window starts to shatter.
Narrator Twilight: But some things...
As the Twilight church window breaks apart, it reveals an open part of the woods.
Narrator Nick Wilde: ...you just can't plan for. Of course,... not all everypony has a well-thought-out plan for something great in the world.
As we follow outside of the woods, five colorful pegasis to where they are going. We follow them gliding down a big hill then flying high into the sky.
Narrator Nick Wilde: There are some creatures that are borned with their own duty. And for those ponies that are born… they come from the place that you come from, but far than you see. Is a world like ours, but if your world...
We soon stopped at our destination. A sky view of the land of Equestria.
Narrator Nick Wilde: ...was a cute dream. Only it's not a dream. For you see,...
As the sun beams its light when it rise, everypony in Ponyville wakes up.
Narrator Nick Wilde: This is the land of Equestria. A clam, cute, and very happy place where nothing goes wrong.
Male Pony: Thank Celestia, nothing goes wrong there.
Narrator Nick Wilde: You see, like Twilight said, Equestria has four princesses. And they are in charge of keeping this world save. When the sun is up, it's what that pony said about who rose the sun. Celestria. The one who brings the moon is Luna. The one who brings family is Cadance who is now related to the one who makes friendship that’s...
Suddenly, a purple alicorn was passing by in Ponyville carrying construction blueprints of an upcoming festival.
Female Pony: Morning, Twilight!
Pony Twilight Sparkle: Morning!
Narrator Nick Wilde: Yep, Twilight Sparkle. The princess of friendship. Like she said before I interrupt the opening, she has some “amazing” friends who are there for her, no matter what. Some can be cool...
We pan from Twilight to the kingdom of Canterlot high above Ponyville.
Narrator Nick Wilde: ...but some are not. However, she’s not our focus. And not the right princess story to tell. Wondering why? Let’s just say I got myself into one of weirdest fairy tales that had never been told with one little... glitch.
Far away from Canterlot, inside a cave on top of one of the mountains near Ponyville, we see a home of a blue macaw and a red fox. We see the blue macaw in his nest sleeping. This, my friends, is Blu. A rare 2ft Sphynx macaw. Blu has dark blue feathers and brown eyes. He has white facial markings around his eyes with a ring of darker feathers around them. He is taller, larger, and not quite as slender as his mate. Though, he is a small bird though. He sports a feather ruffle on the back and sides of his neck, with some extra feathers in the front. Blu also has three short feathers on the back of his head. His beak and talons are gray, and he has a long tail. We see Blu waking up from his nap but as he yawns and opens his eyes, he sees the sun coming up from faraway. He then gets excited.
Blu: Nick! (Flies off from his nest and heads to Nick’s bed) It's time to get up. We got a busy day ahead of...
He then goes to his bed and sees him not there.
Blu: Nick?
He looks around till suddenly, Nick, a fox walking on his four legs, was hiding from him and pounced on him! Nick was a 4ft (1.2 m) tall fox with a slim build. He's covered in red fur with a cream underbelly up to his muzzle. He has dark auburn fur on his feet, his hands, the tips of his ears, and at the tip of his tail. He has green eyes and a dark purple nose. He then roared at him which Blu wasn't amused.
Blu: (not amused) Oh, ha, ha. Very funny, Nick.
Nick stops snarling as his eyes were widen.
Nick Wilde: What? You sick of what I do to you when you come in my room?
Nick gets up on his feet, since he actually walks on two feet, and Blu flies to his bed.
Blu: Well, its just that I’m sick of how you scare me with that fox snare. It's getting pretty boring.
Nick Wilde: Oh, yeah? Name one thing that my snare is getting bored.
A flashback montage shows Blu getting a bit scared of how Nick jumpscares him. It happened in the kitchen, a birthday party, and on the computer. The montage ends.
Nick Wilde: Okay… well, what do you say I make it up to you by getting me some coffee while I get ready for breakfast.
Blu: Sure thing, Nick.
(cue-Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles)
Blu flies off out of his room and went to the kitchen to make some coffee using a coffee machine. Cut to Nick’s bedroom, Nick starts to do some warm up stretches to start his day. It did some push ups then the pulls ups. Blu then arrived with his morning coffee.
Blu: Okay, Nick, here’s your morning coff… (sees him working out) ...ee.
Nick Wilde: What? (keeps doing some warm ups) Genius starts with the abs, Blu.
Blu: Even if you’re naked and undressed.
Nick Wilde: I’m covered in fur!
Later, he was taking a shower with Blu as his towel butler. Nick then throws his wet towel at him. As Nick gets out of the tub, he shakes the water off his fur like a dog and uses a hairdryer to blow the drops of water off his fur.
Nick Wilde: Hey, Blu! Fetch me some clothes, will ya?
Blu: On it. (Flies to the closet and looks at the clothes which was the same thing) Which one you feel? Miserable or cleverly?
Nick Wilde: (offscreen) Very clevery.
Blu: Ah. (Gets the clothes with the hanger that said “Very Clevery.”) Here it is. (He gives the clothes to Wilde) Here you go.
Nick Wilde: (Grabs the clothes) Thank you.
He puts on a light green Hawaiian shirt, a dark indigo necktie with red-and-blue stripes, and a pair of grayish-tan pants. Nick gets in his elevator with Blu and when he pressed a button on it, it transports them mechinelly to the kitchen. Blu flies to the table while Nick walks there.
(end song)
Nick Wilde: (yawns) Man, all of that makes my stomach growling for food.
Blu then puts the food on the table. The only food they have was one bean.
Nick Wilde: What the? Blu, is this all we have?
Blu: Sorry, Nick. But all we have left.
Nick Wilde: No, no, no. That’s impossible! (gets up from his chair and walks to checks the cabinets.) It can’t. We can’t be out of food. How is this possible?
Blu: Well, you did have an emotional eating habit which wasted all of the food we got.
Nick Wilde: I did? (Realized) Oh! Right. I forgot. Lousy emotional eating. Welp… There’s only one thing to do in case we run out. We’re gonna have to go get some food in the human world of Equestria.
Blu: What?! No way. We’ll get in trouble by princess Twilight if we do. Why would we keep doing this year after year? Can’t we get some food here in this cute and clam pony world?
Nick Wilde: Blu, remember the last time we tried to get food here?
A flashback shows the two trying to steal some apples at Applejack’s farm when they were chased out by Applejack.
Pony Applejack: (upset; flashback) Get out of here, you varmints!
Another flashback shows the two trying to steal some food from a party when Nick was mistaken as a pinata.
Filly: (offscreen; flashback) Pinata!!!
The fillies hit Nick with real baseball bats. The last flashback shows them trying to steal some food that night during Christmas when Nick was attacked by an angry orange cat. Cut back to present day which Blu not amused.
Blu: (sarcastic) Oh, ha, ha. You think fitting into this world is just a joke.
Nick Wilde: Just check to see if “The Princess of Friendship” is in her castle.
Blu: Okay, okay.
Blu flies to the window and looks through with an home-made telescope.
Blu: Oh boy… Okay, I do some good news. Princess Twilight is not at her castle at the time. So, we might have a chance to sneak in Twilight’s castle while she’s away.
Nick Wilde: Ah, Good! Which gives us enough time to get some food from the human world since these ponies have too much apples with them.
Blu: Well, they’re mythical creatures like us. Some of them are Unicorns and some of them are Alicorns.
Nick Wilde: And that we are not some mythical creatures from a fairytale. We are just some outsiders that were born on this cute planet with no parents to take care of us and I don't even like the whole cute pony thing.
Blu: Do you want to go get some food or not?
Nick Wilde: Yes, my trusted bird friend. We shall. Let’s go. (walks away)
Blu sighs. Soon, they walk out of the cave and he stretches for a bit.
Narrator Nick Wilde: Yep, that’s kinda me. Nick Wilde. A small, sly fox that lives in a cave somewhere in the mountains near Ponyville. And you may think this is like the Grinch. Well, It’s not. I do like Christmas and I don’t hate it a lot. My head is screwed on just right.
Nick does his stretches for his neck.
Narrator Nick Wilde: I clearly don’t wear shoes cause one, ponies have hooves and two, they make my feet a bit tight.
They soon were arriving Ponyville.
Narrator Nick Wilde: And the most important thing of all is that my heart is not 2 sizes small or 3 times bigger at all.
As Nick was still walking, Blu was behind him pulling a red wagon.
Nick Wilde: (stops stretching) Ah. It's going to be Wilde day, Blu. Oh, I can feel it in my tail.
Blu: Do we have to bring this wagon with us?
Nick Wilde: It's for the food. Trust me on this, Blu. Today, while Princess Twilight is away, we will do some clevery things and we will do them in style.
Blu: Once we get there?
Nick Wilde: Oh yes. As soon as we enter the castle.
Blu: You know, Breaking and Entering a princess’ castle is one of the most baddest things we would do if we’d get caught!
Nick Wilde: Well, we won’t break the castle. We will just enter it in style. That castle can’t be destroyed. It's impossible to blow up.
Blu: As you wish, but I'm just saying, Nick.
As they soon walking, they made it to Twilight’s Castle of Friendship which was unguard by no one.
Nick Wilde: Alright, Blu. We’re here. Check the surroundings to see if Twilight is coming back here or not.
Blu: Okay, Nick.
He flies up to the sky and looks around to see Twilight and her friends in sight.
Blu: All clear! (Flies back down to Nick)
Nick Wilde: Excellent. Come along, Blu.
Inside Twilight’s Castle of Friendship, the two animals sneaked through the main hobby and soon, they went to a room where they see a big mirror hooked up to an Invention.
Nick Wilde: There it is, my freathy friend. That is our gateway to the good life. In that portal lies a world where ponies… never happened. Instead, humans run the land with no mythical creatures from this world being exist in time. Until what I heard is that they now have magic which its a bad thing for us.
Blu: Wait. What kind of magic?
Nick Wilde: Magic like a girl that wants a magic crown to rule the world, or a few sirens that wants to rule the world, or a girl that wants to unleash the magic to break the worlds apart, or a girl that thinks she got it but in reality… she doesn't.
Blu: Wow. That’s a lot of bad magic out there.
Nick Wilde: Yep. But they’ve been handled. So without further ado, let's take, I mean, borrow some food. (Walks through the mirror)
Blu: Wait up! (Pulls the wagon and enters the mirror)
The camera went through the mirror to see Canterlot High School where Nick and Blu have arrived out of the statue like a portal. They have entered the human world of Equestria.
Nick Wilde: Hello, Human Equestria!
Blu: (quietly) Shh. Keep it down.
Nick Wilde: What? You think they can hear us?
Blu: Yes.
Nick Wilde: Well, there’s something you won't see everyday. Welp, no time to waste. Come on, Blu. Let's head to the market.
Blu sighs and follows Nick with the wagon.
Narrator Nick Wilde: So yeah. That’s all I got about myself. But a Grinch story is never complete with a Cindy Lou that change the Grinch to be nice.
They soon walk on the sidewalk and were heading to the city, meanwhile, we see a truck being driven into the city by a different human as he parks his ride near the market.
Narrator Nick Wilde: Even though I may not have a Cindy Lou, but… like I said before, I had one little glitch... that’s close to a Cindy Lou Who.
A hunter that goes by the name of Myles Standish who has a weird young human girl in a cage unconscious in the back of the truck.
Myles: (takes a look at the girl in the cage) The rare Glitch. (chuckles evilly to see the girl) You are going to make me rich once my boss sells you to the highest bidder. (Continues to chuckle evilly)
As he entered, we get a good look at the girl in the cage. She’s a 9 year-old girl with a small stature. She has long, raven-black hair with candy sprinkled over it in a high ponytail. Her design was influenced by Japanese/Anime artwork, notably the style of Chibi, with large, hazel eyes that are closed. She carries a slender body, has noticeable overbite, large, round ears and a small, pink, chipmunk-like nose. Her outfit is a mint green hoodie, with a brown double-layered skirt that resembles the wrapping of a peanut-butter cup (many of the girls have skirts like this), green, white, and purple leggings, and small black boots. It is notable that her leggings are mismatched, one covered in broad mint green bands, the other in thinner mint bands and purple lines. They are designed to resemble candy cane stripes. Her hoodie laces and stitches are red and resemble licorice candies, such as Twizzlers. Her high ponytail is tied with a Twizzler. The pink squiggles under her boots resemble icing. However, in her hood, there was a little creature resting. It looks like a little chameleon. The chameleon wakes up and when it moves out of the hood, it noticed he and the girl were in a cage. The chameleon was shocked but it was the girl’s only pet she has. As the girl was snoring, the chameleon hops on her shoulder then wakes up the girl by using its tongue to be stuck by her left ear. The girl suddenly wakes up by surprise.
Vanellope: (eyes widen) Ah! I’m awake! (exhaling a bit til she sees Pascal having his tongue stuck by her ear; in disgust) Ugh! (pulls the Chameleon’s tongue off of her ear) Really, Pascal? Do you have to do that?
The chameleon shrugs but she noticed something different. She looks around to see that she’s in a cage. Pascal winds his tongue back after she lets go of it and he hops on her head. She rubs her hand, from grabbing his tongue, on her hoodie, trying to wipe the grossness off of her.
Vanellope: Boy, whoever made this, wants me dead. Eh. No biggie. I’ll just do…
Suddenly, she starts to glitch like a game character. When she glitches, there are times where her body spasms and deteriorates into the pixels and codes that make up the inner-workings of video game characters, usually due to friction. Though she disappear and reappears on top of the cage. She stops glitching after that.
Vanellope: ...this! Ta-da! Pure glitchy magic. If I do say so myself. (clever chuckle)
She then noticed the hunter getting some food and recognized him by surprise. The hunter was on the phone while getting some food.
Vanellope: Oh, no. (whispers to Pascal) Don’t tell me he put me in there, right?
Pascal nods yes.
Vanellope: Figures. We better make a run for it before he gets out.
As she puts on her hood, she quietly climbs off the cage and slowly touched the ground with her feet. She sighs in relief. She tiptoe quietly to get off the truck til… she tripped and fell on the ground making a loud sound when she falls.
Vanellope: (in pain) Oof!
Myles: (in the store) Huh? What the?
While the girl was getting up, she was spotted when he heard her from outside. He noticed that she escaped from the cage. The girl smiles nervously, then dashed off.
Myles: (on the phone) I’ll call you back, boss. (Hangs up; to the girl) Hey! (gets out of the store) Get back here, Glitch!
As the hunter gets in the truck and chase after the glitch girl, the two animals from the pony world arrived at the market.
Nick Wilde: Well, here it is, Blu. Now, remember what I said about us in style.
Blu: Of course, Nick. Of course.
They entered with some people shocked and confused about who they are.
Shopkeeper: Uh, can I help...
Nick Wilde: Eh, eh.
He soon grabs a few things on his food list and picked up a canned food of Who Hash.
Nick Wilde: What’s this new thing on the shelves?
Woman: Excuse me, but are you getting that?
Nick Wilde: Hmm… perhaps. (About to give it to her) But you can keep since you need it.
Woman: Wow.
Nick Wilde: (moves the can away from her) Unless… you give me a few bucks for me to pay you in return. For you see, I don’t have any money. And i’ll tell you what, if you give us some money, I’ll gladly pay you back by… whenever I get the change.
Woman: Oh, dear. Well… (gives some cash to Nick) Here you go. (Nick gives her the can then walks away)
Nick Wilde: (to Blu while holding the cash and getting an extra can of Who Hash from the sleeves) See, Blu. Always be nice to others while being clever.
Blu: Being nice mean taking things, you don’t.
As he was continuing to pile some food in the wagon, we cut back outside as the little girl was running on top of the rooftops. The hunter chased her recklessly on the streets. As the hunter looks at the girl still running but glitching above the roofs, he hears honking from another car who was about to wreck his truck. The hunter turns and screams as he drives away from the car but crashes into a mirror shop.
Terroriser: Welp, there goes my 7 years of bad luck.
The girl stops and sees the hunter all dazed from the airbag in his truck after the crash. The hunter faints but the girl laughs.
Vanellope: (stops laughing) Oh, sweet mother of monkey milk. That was so good.
She stops laughing when her stomach growls.
Vanellope: Hmm… (takes her hood off) I better find some food there. (To Pascal in her hood) Pascal, what do you think we should eat?
Pascal hops off then pulls out a pinecone to her.
Vanellope: Ugh. No way! That almost hurt my mouth once. We need something new and exciting. I mean, that man did let us out of the woods and may have been here a lot but… well, i’m just wondering, Pascal, hear me out, what if there is a world where we can be safe from anyone that harm us?
Pascal tries to think… but shrugs “I don’t know.”
Vanellope: Figures. (sighs) Wish we find one sooner. My stomach needs food.
Suddenly, she hears humming. The girl looks above from the rooftop to see the fox and the blue macaw dragging the wagon full of the food supply from the market. The girl glitches a bit but gives her an idea. Cut back to the two walking with the red wagon full of cans, drinks, and food.
Blu: You know… it would be easy if we should have brought the food back in our world.
Nick Wilde: (licking his red pawpsicle) Buddy, this world has better food than the pony world. So why complaining about it?
Blu: Well, there’s always rules when entering worlds...
While Blu was establishing the rules of the human world to Nick, the girl was hiding right behind them from a mail post. She starts to teleport by glitching from a hydrant to a lamp post. When she tiptoe to the wagon, she carefully reaches for the food. She grabs a can just then the wagon stops. The two heard something before the girl gasps. She glitched away when the two turns their head behind them. They didn’t see her. Though it made them subspectius about who was behind them.
Nick Wilde: That’s… odd. (a beat) So what where you saying, Blu?
Blu: Uh? Oh! Right. Anyhow…
As they keep walking, the girl was hiding behind the mailpost exhaling from almost getting caught. She sighs in relief then giggles. However, she did get a food can of Who Hash.
Vanellope: Huh? A can of Who Hash? Belch! Who wants to eat that rash?
She throws the can away and it landed on the sidewalk where a Who was walking by til he sees the can on the ground.
Bricklebaum: Oooh! (picks up the can) A can of Who Hash! My favorite dish!
He opens the can then eats the food in it like a drink. Though it did disgust the girl a bit. Either way, her stomach still needs food. So, she needs to think fast. Soon, the two were near the school’s statue at the courtyard.
Blu: So as I pointed out that this would be our last time we can do this.
Nick Wilde: Whoa, whoa, whoa. This won’t be the last time. Sure, you don’t like this place but we have to come here. Why? To restock food in case we ran out.
Blu: And i’m being serious, Nick.
Nick Wilde: Blu, come on. It’s not that bad.
Blu: Oh, yes it is. I keep telling you when you discovered it, there’s always something about to get us out.
While the two were talking, the young girl was on top of the statue trying to reach for the food.
Nick Wilde: (to Blu) Blu, don’t be a worry bird for nothing. We got what we wanted and nothing happened. So what’s so hard about worrying so much if there nothing bad happened.
Blu: (to Nick Wilde) Well, something will happen if… (sees the girl behind Nick) Uh, oh. Nick.
Nick Wilde: What?
Blu: Don’t… move.
Nick Wilde: Nice try, Blu. (turns around) But I think we’re… (gets jumpscared) Oh my gosh!
The girl then falls into the wagon, making some of the food fall out of it.
Blu: I told you so. But you didn’t listen….
Nick Wilde: Shh.
The two walked to the girl after she was undazed from the fall. The girl noticed the two and gasped. Nick’s brows were a bit furrow.
Nick Wilde: Who are you and why are you taking our food?
Vanellope: Um… Hi… (starts to glitch nervously)
The two were jumpscared from her glitching but Nick slaps her in the face to get her setting just right. She was back to normal but was in pain from his slap.
Vanellope: (rubs her cheek) Ow!
Blu: (to Nick) Why would you hit a little girl?
Nick Wilde: What? She was buffer… (realized something) wait a minute. Girls can’t buffer or glitch. (to Vanellope) What are you?
Vanellope: Oh, um… (sees Myles looking for her; gasped a bit) ...gotta go!
She runs off while glitching.
Nick Wilde: Hey wait!
She left which made Nick in shock.
Blu: Welp, i’m as surprised as you are but we really need to go now.
Nick Wilde: Hold on. That strange girl left without answering us.
Blu: So?
Nick Wilde: So? She almost took our food.
Blu: Which is what we’re doing right now.
Nick Wilde: No you don't understand right now. We need to know her before we go back. And I know just the place we can go that’s not from the pony world.
Blu: Oh, no. Not the library in the human world.
Nick Wilde: Oh, yes. The Library in the human world. And we’re heading in front of it.
Blu: You mean this school?
Nick Wilde: Exactly. It's perfect. And it's a shortcut to the easy stuff.
Blu: Why not we use the library in our world?
Nick Wilde: Uh, cause it doesn't have info on that girl we saw. Now let’s go, Blu. (walks away) And bring the wagon with us.
Blu: Oh boy. There’s goes my way home. (thought of something) Wait. If we’re going to the library, you think you were wrong that she might be a mythical creature?
Nick Wilde: (shocked) Hmm… Maybe. Come on.
As Blu takes the wagon of food with them, unaware that Pascal was accidentally dropped in when the girl fallen on the food. Soon, inside the school, we see Sunset Shimmer taking photos of the school as a song was coming up.
Sunset Shimmer: (singing; voiceover) Back in the day, I used to walk these halls. Acting tough, but all alone. I needed a friend to lend me a helping hand. I couldn't do it on my own.
Equestria Girls: (singing; voiceover) We've come so far together. Got memories to treasure. I look at you, stories come back to life and if I need reminding, I know where I can find you in these pages, you'll last forever.
After Sunset takes photos of her friends, she and the girls went to the photo room to upload the photos up. We then cut though various flashbacks of Sunset Shimmer’s life from after she was defeated but redeemed by Princess Twilight in her human form to how the gems chose her and her friends at Camp Everfree.
Sunset Shimmer: (singing; voiceover) Remember when I, I lost the crown. You didn't leave me out in the rain. We still had songs to sing, magic transforming. Special in every way. The gems chose us by name.
Out of the flashbacks, we see the girls use their magic to prepare for the yearbook.
Equestria Girls: (singing; voiceover) We've come so far together. Got memories to treasure. I look at you, stories come back to life and if I need reminding, I know where I can find you in these pages, you'll last forever.
Suddenly, after the song...
Sunset Shimmer and Wallflower Blush: (bumps into each other without looking) Oof!
The two girls fall on the ground while dropping the papers.
Wallflower Blush: Excuse me.
Sunset Shimmer: I'm sorry. I didn't see you come in.
Wallflower Blush: I've been here for a while.
Sunset Shimmer: I didn't realize.
Wallflower Blush: I've been trying to get your attention for, like, half the song.
Sunset blushed in embarrassment.
Applejack: (softly) Ain't she a quiet one?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah. And we know some pretty shy people. Am I right?
Fluttershy: We do? Who?
Meanwhile, the two animals try to blend in with the crowd meaning they have to be incognito.
Nick Wilde: Now remember, we’re just going to the library and research that girl then we go home and never talk about it again.
Blu: (hears singing offscreen) Wait.
Nick Wilde: What is it, Blu?
Blu: I think I hear something.
Nick Wilde: From where?
Blu flies to where the sound is coming from. It was coming from the photo room where the girls are talking in there.
Blu: Oh, sorry, it’s just seven colorful girls that almost like the pony versions of themselves cheering again. (Nick walks to him) Must be talking a yearbook.
Nick Wilde: Well, I’ll be. Well, At least they won’t affect the rest of this story. Now, Come on, we got to…
???: (offscreen; groans angrly)
Suddenly, the two saw Trixie walking angrily.
Blu: (quietly) Ah! Someone’s coming!
Nick Wilde: (quietly) Quick. Hide!
As they hide, they noticed that she went passed them and walks to a door dramatically opens it and walks in.
Trixie Lulamoon: (offscreen) The Great and Powerful Trixie demands to speak to the yearbook editor immediately!
The door was closed.
Blu: (quietly) Whew. And I thought she would see us as freaks.
Nick Wilde: (quietly) Mmm… Let’s see why that Great and Powerful Wizard wants to talk to that editor.
The two then put their ears near the door to ear the conversation. In the room...
Sunset Shimmer: What do you want, Trixie?
Trixie Lulamoon: (grabs the paper from Sunset and looks at it) Ha! Just as I suspected! I was not voted "Greatest and Most Powerfullest"! Explain yourself!
Sunset Shimmer: How should I put this? You didn't win "Greatest and Most Powerful" because it wasn't one of the Superlatives.
Trixie Lulamoon: Hmm. (Shows her a yearbook of a page from her past evil self) Neither was "Biggest Meanie", but that didn't stop you from winning it our freshman year.
Applejack: That was different. The whole school voted for her.
Pinkie Pie: She was soooooooo mean.
Twilight Sparkle: Of course, (throws the bad yearbook away) we all know you've earned the right not to be remembered that way.
Unaware, that Wallflower picks up the bad yearbook to examine it.
Sunset Shimmer: Thanks. (to Trixie) We're not having a "Greatest and Powerfullest" Superlative. Sorry.
Trixie Lulamoon: Oh, you're the one who'll be sorry, Sunset Shimmer! When you least expect it, I'll have my revenge, and then I'll disappear! Like this! Behold! The Magician's Exit!
She used a smoke bomb to escape...
Equestria Girls: (cough)
But as the smoke clears we see Trixie making door handle jiggling assuming she was trying to leave.
Sunset Shimmer: (holds a key) Allow me. We were actually on our way out.
Soon, the two animal hears the door being unlocked by Sunset as they soon hide near the door just as it opened up.
Trixie Lulamoon: Hmph! (She and the Equestria girls leaves)
The two soon peeped out and sees Wallflower Blush alone.
Wallflower Blush: I'll just finish up...
Sunset Shimmer: Ooh. (Nick and Blu hides when Sunset walks back to the room without noticing Wallflower) Forgot to turn off the lights. (Turns off the lights and leaves)
Wallflower Blush: ...in the dark.
Blu: (he and Nick looks at Wallflower all sad and alone) Poor kid.
Nick Wilde: Yeah… (a beat) Come on, Blu. We need to find info about that kid that glitches.
As the two left, at the library…
Nick Wilde: Well, here we are, my blu-migo friend. This will be our ticket to find out what that glitch girl is.
Blu: Do you even know how to use a computer?
Nick Wilde: Probably. Its my first try.
He gets near a computer and tries to examine it.
Nick Wilde: (to a librarian) So, miss librarian, I just push the letters on this… board-key here, and then the words and moving pictures will come up on this weird screen here? Is-is that right?
Cheerilee: (sigh) That's righ… (shocked to see Nick) Um…
Nick Wilde: Oh, um, this is a costume I'm wearing. You see, I'm trying to learn about how to be a better, how do you say in school, mas-cot? Am I saying it right? Cause, I'm trying to use this library for something.
Cheerilee: (awkward) Um… sure? What school are you and your… bird from?
Nick Wilde: Oh, i'm from the school that represents the Hawaiian Foxes. And at our school we have the rare Blue Spix Macaw. The last of its species. Thought to be extinct like in the news.
Blu: (whispers to Nick) Why are you getting me into this?
Nick Wilde: (whispers to Blu) Just play along.
Cheerilee: Uh… did that bird just talk?
Blu: Actually…
Nick Wilde: (closed Blu’s beak) Almost. I’m trying to train him to talk just like that… purple dog thing. (chuckles nervously)
Cheerilee: Hmm… alright. Make sure you use it for research purposes only. (walks away)
Nick Wilde: Yes, mam. (sighs in relief til he uncovers Blu’s beak) Told you to play along, Blu.
Blu: Don’t ever cover my beak again.
Nick Wilde: Not important, Blu-migo. Right. (presses a button on the keyboard and pulls up a KnowsMore Search site) Let’s see… we need to have a name that fits with this girl. Hmm…
Blu: One thing we saw from her is that she glitches a bit. So...
Nick Wilde: (gets an idea) That’s it! (types it in) The… Glitch.
As he hit the enter button, it only shows sites of The Grinch.
Nick Wilde: No! Not the Grinch! What is this? Auto-correct?!
The students in the library shhed Nick to be quiet.
Nick Wilde: My fault. Sorry.
Blu: Boy, KnowsMore’s autofill is a bit over aggressive today.
He types “The Glitch” again til it pulls up a Iffypedia site showing the Glitch.
Nick Wilde: There we go. Thank you, Mr. KnowsMore. Let’s see… (reads the article) “The Glitch is a rare and unseen creature that is rumored to be spotted in the forest far from Camp Everfree. The forest was filled with unknown creatures that has lived in hiding as the Glitch lives in a strange place in the middle of the forest called… Sugar Rush?”
Blu: Sounds like a game made in 1997.
Nick Wilde: Or installed at an arcade.
Blu: That too.
Nick Wilde: (reads the article) “Few weeks ago during the Fall Formal, it is said that the place was destroyed by an group of hunters who stormed the place for sport… or they want to share some candy.” (stops reading) Well, this isn't getting us nowhere. (gets away from the computer and goes to the books offscreen) Time we get some more research.
Blu: (sighs) Hope this won’t take long (flies off)
Moments later… it was almost night time. Nick was getting very tired from reading a few books about mythical creatures.
P.A. System: The library will be closing in five minutes.
Blu: So, how did your research go?
Nick Wilde: (yawns) Nothing so far. We’ll have to sleep here tonight so we can learn more about the Glitch.
Blu: (sighs) Do we have to?
Nick Wilde: Buddy, we need some rest if we’re gonna find more about the Glitch.
Blu: Well, while you were researching, I found something in the Library.
Soon, they found a bed made of books.
Blu: Looks like someone forgot the clean this spot up. It's a little... (coughs from the dust) ...dusty. But it doesn't seem like anybody comes up here.
Nick Wilde: This is perfect. Now, we’re be resting in style. (lays on the bookbed til something bumps on his back) Ow! What the?
Nick reaches to his back side and pulls out a yearbook from the book bed.
Nick Wilde: What’s this?
Blu: (flies to Nick’s head) I think it’s the yearbook Sunset Shimmer talked about.
Nick Wilde: Really? Let’s see here. (opens it up and looks at the pages) Huh. Not bad. I don’t know why that rainbow hair girl said something about Bulk Biceps.
Blu: Hey there’s them. Right there.
They see a group picture of the Equestria girls from after the Friendship Games.
Blu: Awww. They look so cute.
However, on the right was a sexy pic of Bulk Biceps.
Blu: Oh. That’s a… little creepy to put it near them.
Nick Wilde: Yep. (closes the book and throws it away) Welp, time to get some rest. (covers himself with a big blanket sheet) We have a big day tomorrow.
Blu: (sighs) Nick, i’m getting worried about you. First you want food,... now we wants questions from a young girls that don’t look like them?
Nick Wilde: Well,... yeah. Why is that a problem?
Blu: No reason. One, I just like our old home better. And two, you said there’s no mythical creatures here but now… they do exist.
Nick Wilde: Yeah, I know. But I didn’t know about that when we saw the girl.
Blu: I’m serious, Nick. I’m homesick. I don’t think we belong in this world.
Nick Wilde: Buddy, from what i’m seeing since we been here, this world is unexplored by us. Twilight been there since she stopped those “Dazzlings” she talked about. And we haven’t got caught by her. (looks at Blu who is a bit worried; sighs) Look, Blu, i’ll promise you this… after we find answers about her, we’ll go home.
Blu: You really mean.
Nick Wilde: Have I ever lied to you?
Blu: Well, a bunch, actually.
Nick Wilde: (shocked) Okay… well this the real mccoy. No fingers crossed on this one.
Blu: You sure?
Nick Wilde: Positive.
Blu: Alright… as long as we pick up some food in the pony world.
Nick Wilde: If that’s what you want, then fine. Night.
Blu: (yawns) Good night, Nick.
As the two rest on the bed, well Nick is resting while Blu was resting on top of Nick, we transitioned to Sunset Shimmer in her room at her home writing something in her diary.
Sunset Shimmer: (in her head while writing) “Dear Princess Twilight, I thought you'd be happy to hear that the girls and I were voted "Best Friends" in the yearbook today. After all, if you hadn't forgiven me, I'd still be the arrogant student I was when I left Equestria. You gave me the second chance I didn't deserve, and I'll never forget it. Your friend, Sunset Shimmer.”
As she finished writing, Sunset went her bed but as we fade from her to the streets, we pan to the dumpster where popping out of it was the girl we saw. She catches the coffee that was thrown and drinks it a bit. She gags while glitching in disgust.
Vanellope: Yuck. (drinks it a bit) Yuck! (drinks it a bit again) Ew. It's terrible but wonderful at the same time. lt's like freedom in a cup! (drinks it more) Ding-dang. Out of hand!
She falls off and lands on the ground laying on it. She giggles while glitching a bit.
Vanellope: Oh man. No wonder why people drink this. This tastes awful… but awesome! (chuckles) Isn’t that right, Pascal? (checks her hood to see Pascal not there) Pascal? (looks around) Pascal? (gasped a bit) Oh no. Pascal!
She teleports by glitching to the top of the roofs.
Vanellope: Pascal!
She teleports again to a few houses above while running on them.
Vanellope: Pascal!
She then teleports on one of the rooftops.
Vanellope: (worried) Pascal! Where are you, little buddy?!
She then realized where she last saw Pascal. As she turns, the camera turns to where she’s looking. The girl sees the school knowing that Pascal must be there. With a determined look, she glitched off. Back inside, at the Library, the two animals were snoring calmly unaware that Pascal came out of the wagon. He looks a bit worried. That is till he hears knocking. Pascal looks up and sees the girl outside looking through the windows on top of the Library. The chameleon was happy to see her and used his tongue to get up to the windows. The tongue jumpscared her which made her glitch a little. But she was realized when Pascal climbs to the window using his tongue. He waves to her.
Vanellope: (sighs in relief) You almost scared me, you little Rascal. For a minute, I thought you got captured.
Pascal rolls his eyes unamused.
Vanellope: (chuckles) Goofball. Hang on.
She used her hand to reach through the windows using her glitch powers and grabs Pascal.
Vanellope: Gotcha! Okay let’s get you out of...
As she tries to pull him out, the window was blocking her path. Pascal might be a bit too big to fit.
Vanellope: Dang it. (puts Pascal down and gets her arm out) Don’t worry. I’ll get you out… (tries to pull the window hatch open; struggling) As soon as… possible…
Suddenly, when she lets go, she made a thud sound which wakes up Blu.
Blu: (wakes up) Huh?
Blu then gets up and flies to where the sound was coming from?
Blu: That’s weird?
Vanellope: (offscreen; muffled) Don’t worry, Pascal.
Blu: (looks up) Huh?
As he sees something in the windows, we cut back on the roof of the school where the girl was using a big rubber band to used it as a slingshot.
Vanellope: I’ll have you out of there in no time! This won't hurt a bit!
As Blu arrived near the windows, the girl laughed herself to the windows and face planted on them. Blu sees her face, then screams, and stops flying for a bit which made Blu crash into the computers. It made Nick wake up.
Nick Wilde: (yawns) Blu?
He gets up and sees Blu in the computer wreckage.
Nick Wilde: (hears Blu groaning) Blu! (rushed to him and gets him out of the wreckage) What happened to you?
Blu: There’s someone outside.
Nick Wilde: What?
Blu: I saw someone trying to get in.
Nick Wilde: What do you mean?
Suddenly, they heard something above.
Nick Wilde: What’s that sound?
As they look up they see some chipmunks being throws at the window.
Blu: It's the one outside. Its trying to break in.
Nick Wilde: Then we better take a look outside.
Blu: But the Library is closed. We’re locked on the inside! How will we… (Nick holds the school key) You stole that didn't you?
Nick Wilde: Oldest trick in the book.
Blu: You are one sly and clever fox, you know that.
Nick Wilde: Yes I am.
As Pascal was getting tired, he hears some unlocking. The chameleon sees Nick opening the door which made him get excited. He hops down and hides in Nick’s pocket. Meanwhile, back on the roof, the girl was trying to break the window using chipmunks.
Vanellope: Come on, you weird chipmunks. (keeps throwing one at the window) Break the glass already!
She holds Alvin, a chipmunk, in her hand ready to be thrown at the glass.
Alvin: (to the viewer; sighs) I should have been a singer than a pebble.
As she throws Alvin at the glass and it didn’t work. She facepalms till she heard something.
Nick Wilde: (offscreen) Hello?!
She glitch a bit when she hears Nick’s voice. She goes to where the voice is coming from and looks over the edge of the back of the school to see Nick and Blu in the parking lot looking for where the sound was coming from.
Nick Wilde: Is someone out there?
Blu: I thought I sworn I heard something.
Nick Wilde: Maybe, it could be a trick by some bullies at school nights.
While the girl was looking, she sees her pet in Nick’s pocket. The chameleon waves to her. She recognized it.
Vanellope: (quietly) Pascal!
While she looking at the edge, unaware, and one of the chipmunks holds a small horn with a label that says ‘Squeeze me gently.’ He squeezed the horn and it let out a loud AWOOGA, which jumpscares the girl off the edge while she glitched. After that, she falls down and fell into a shrub. Nick and Blu hears her landing.
Blu: What was that?
Cut to the young girl dazed in the bush.
Nick Wilde: (offscreen) Sounds like its coming from over there.
The girl was now un-dazed when she shakes her head but hears the voices coming closer.
Blu: (offscreen) What do you think it was?
Nick Wilde: (offscreen) Only one way to find out.
As she hears footsteps coming closer, the girls tries to leave but her hood was caught by the twigs in the bush. She can’t use her glitch powers cause it needs to be recharge. She moving it but as the footsteps get closer, Nick’s hands appeared and opens the bush to have Nick and Blu stunned of what they see. They know the girl from this morning.
Nick Wilde: It’s you!
Blu: So, that’s where the noise was coming from.
Soon Pascal pops out of Nick’s pocket...
Vanellope: (to Pascal) Pascal!
...and hops on to the girl’s hoodie. Nick and Blu were shocked to see Pascal.
Vanellope: (to Pascal) Thanks cheese and nutcrackers you’re okay. You almost scared me to death. Did Vanellope get scared? Yes I did. Yes I did.
Nick Wilde: Hold on. Your name’s Vanellope?
Vanellope: (shocked to her Nick’s voice) Whoops. (puts Pascal in her open hood and gets out of the bush; nervously) Well, it's nice knowing you… weirdos. But... I gotta jet.
As she was about to run off, Nick stops her by grabbing her hood.
Nick Wilde: Oooh, no you don't, kid.
Vanellope: (stops running to see Nick holding her by her hoodie) Hey!
Nick Wilde: You better explain who you are and what’s with the glitching?!
Vanellope: What glitch… (glitches a bit) ..ing?
Nick Wilde: That right there! You glitch.
Vanellope: No, i’m no… (glitches a bit) ...t.
Nick Wilde: Don’t play chicken on me, kid. You know what I'm talking about.
While Nick were arguing to Vanellope, Blu then sees something flying above the school.
Blu: Uh... guys.
Nick Wilde: Blu, i’m in the middle of something.
Blu: But I think you need to see this.
Nick Wilde: What can be more important than trying to have some...
Soon, there was red glowing as they saw a few red ribbons circling around the glass dome of the school. They were awe as the ribbons head to the forest.
Nick Wilde: What in Equestria was that?
Vanellope: Cool. I wanna a ribbon too! (Glitched after the ribbons)
Nick Wilde: (Sees Vanellope teleporting) What the? Hey, kid, wait! (Runs after her)
Blu groans and flies after them as they followed the ribbons into the forest where they soon stopped by Nick who saw someone.
Nick Wilde: Wait.
The two stopped as he grabs them and hides in a bush.
Vanellope: Um, what are you...
Nick Wilde: (quietly) Shhh.
Vanellope: But...
Nick Wilde: Shhh.
They see through the bush as they saw a girl with green hair and a light green skin around her. It was Wallflower Blush and she was holding a rock with weird carvings. Vanellope was in awe to see the rock.
Blu: (quietly) Isn’t that the Wallflower girl we saw? And what’s that she is holding?
Nick Wilde: (quietly) I don’t know. But best if we better not go near her. (Sees Vanellope gone) Kid?
Blu was shocked to see something as he tapped on Nick’s shoulder and they see Vanellope teleporting near the trees to see Wallflower.
Wallflower Blush: (to herself) Now lets see how Sunset feels like a forgotten one like me.
Vanellope: (was near her from behind) Hi, ma’am!
Wallflower then gets jumpscared and starts to run but got hit by a tree causing her to be knocked out and lose the stone near the girl. Soon, the two animals got out of the bush and rush to Vanellope.
Vanellope: (to Wallflower) Oooh. Sorry. (glitches a bit) Didn’t mean to hurt ya!
Nick Wilde: (runs to Vanellope out of the bushes) Kid! What were you thinking?
Vanellope: Sorry. I just wanna look at that rock she has.
Nick Wilde: But we don't know what kind of rock she has.
Blu: (offscreen) Hey, guys.
Blu then was carrying something out of her bag and was a red yearbook.
Blu: Seems she must have lost her book.
Nick Wilde: That’s a yearbook, Blu. The one we saw back at the Library.
Blu: Oh. But look what I found. (opens the book and turns to a page of Sunset Shimmer blocking the camera from the shot) You think this is the Sunset they were talking about?
Nick Wilde: Yeah. That’s the Sunset Shimmer girl we heard back at the school. And the one we saw with her friends near Bulk Biceps’ page.
Vanellope: Hold on. Who’s this Sunset girl you’re speaking of?
Nick Wilde: (grabs the yearbook and looks at the page) Well, from what we heard, Sunset used to be mean and powerful, but was redeemed by a student who has the most nicest spirit that came in the fall formal from another world... (Realized something and slams the book closed) Twilight Sparkle.
Vanellope: Who?
Nick Wilde: That princess did came here and that’s why she build that portal, to help Sunset with a problem she can’t handle.
Blu: What about the Shimmer girl?
Nick Wilde: That’s the thing. Shimmer has come from Equestria to ruin everything. Til that princess girl came just to get something from her.
Blu: What could it be?
Nick Wilde: I don’t know! Maybe it was a crown full or magic for I don’t care.
He trips over the memory stone and as he gets up, he sees the memory stone and picks it up.
Nick Wilde: Maybe this is what she is after. I bet it’s full of magic that needs to be unleashed and destroy the world in the process.
Blu: It doesn't look like a thing that would destroy the world.
Nick Wilde: Well, it kinda looks like it. I mean, who knows what this stone has.
While Nick was distracted from talking to Blu, Vanellope then touched the stone from him and when she glitched, she sees some of a few memories of Sunset’s good life. From being a rockstar to a daybreak hero. Out of the stone...
Vanellope: (in awe) Sweet mother of monkey milk!
Nick Wilde: (sees Vanellope) Hey, kid! (moves the stone away from her) Don’t touch it. (puts it in his pocket) It could be dangerous.
Vanellope: Hey!
Nick Wilde: So anyway, I think that her friends think she was wrong about her life. Seems that Sparkle must have redeemed her after all.
Blu: And that other Sparkle we saw with the glasses?
Nick Wilde: Probably her twin sister.
Vanellope: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You guys met that nerd?
Nick Wilde: No we haven't. I think we haven’t met cause one, you escaped from us and two, we noticed your glitched when you tried to explain.
Vanellope: (shocked) Well… I… gotta go.
Nick Wilde: (grabs her by the hoodie) Not so fast, kid.
Blu: Nick, come on. This is far enough. You promise me we get home after we learn about her. Though, this is worrying me since well, i’m missing my favorite things to do in our world of ponies.
Suddenly, Vanellope was shocked but was intrigued by what Blu said.
Vanellope: Ponies, huh?
Blu: Well, they are little.
Nick Wilde: Hey, i’m asking the questions here.
Suddenly, she disappears from Nick by glitching then reappears on a tree branch leaning on the tree.
Vanellope: So let me get this straight. This princess you guys are talking about is a little pony?
Blu: That’s correct.
Nick Wilde: (mad) Blu!
Vanellope: And from what you guys are, you’re not from around here, are you?
Blu: Kinda... Actually.
Vanellope: And… does this world have some things that will harm me?
Blu: Well…
Nick Wilde: That might a death wish, kid.
Vanellope: One moment… (to Pascal; as she turns away and speaks quietly) Pascal, this could almost be our ticket to freedom.
Pascal seems a bit worried.
Vanellope: (to Pascal; quietly) Don’t worry, Pascal. It won’t be that bad. It has little ponies. I’m sure they don’t mean that these ponies could be the things that will hurt me.
Cut back to Blu and Nick...
Blu: (gets hit by Nick) Ow!
Nick Wilde: Why would tell her where we came from?
Blu: Well, the good news is that her name is Vanellope. But she seems a bit curious when we get to know her closer. Sometimes, you have to be nice to someone if you want to know who they are.
Nick Wilde: That’s lame.
Blu: But that isn’t in my book. You may be like a sly fox but you’re almost acting like a bad cop.
Nick Wilde: And you are almost like the good cop.
Blu: Then why did you tell her that the things that will harm her in our world will hurt her.
Nick Wilde: Cause the way we heard is that there cause be Storm creatures, Sky Pirates, and who knows. She won’t regenerate if she was a game character.
Blu: She almost looks like one.
Nick Wilde: Well, it’s not like she wants to come with us to our world like she’ll do it.
Vanellope: (appears between them) What are you two talking about?
The two gets jumpscared from Vanellope. Though she chucked when they got scared.
Vanellope: Boy, you guys might be pretty scared.
Nick Wilde: Hey, we were a bit scared when you appeared in front of us with your… glitch powers.
Vanellope: Oh, so you noticed.
Nick Wilde: Yes. And you were probably hiding from us.
Vanellope: I just don't… wanna ruin the supriz… (glitches) ...e. Besides, either I was born with it… or I had Pixlexia. Hmm... (then) Ah, doesn’t matter. I did mastered it like… (disappears and reappears behind Nick) ...this!
Nick Wilde: (gets jumpscared by Vanellope behind him) Dah!
She chuckled a bit.
Nick Wilde: Would you quit doing that?!
Vanellope: What? It's just my glitch, Mr…. (Then) What’s your name exactly?
Nick Wilde: Nick. Nick Wilde.
Vanellope: Huh. How come you aren’t wild, Nick?
Nick Wilde: No. My last name is “Wilde” with a silent E.
Vanellope: Ooooh, You get weird when you are silent… but deadly. (chuckled)
Nick Wilde: No. That’s not… (groans) Don't you have a full name?
Vanellope: Yeah i do.
Nick Wilde: Then what is it?
Vanellope: Its Vanellope Von Schweetz.
Blu: Von Schweetz? (Shocked) Ooh. Is she a bit German or…
Vanellope: No i'm not German. I was given this name when I was born.
Blu: Oh well. At least we got to know to know you a bit more.
Nick Wilde: (to Blu; quietly angry) Not helping.
Vanellope: Anyways,… since you guys are from that weird pony world, can I come to this pony world you guys live, huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? (rapidly) Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I?
Nick Wilde: (annoyed) No!
Vanellope: Uh… why not?
Nick Wilde: Because…
Nick tries to think but seeing Wallflower unconscious and noting that Sunset and her friends are heading to the beach, this gives Nick an idea.
Nick Wilde: Because… if we bring this green girl and this stone, that she has, to Sunset at the beach, like the girls said that they’re going for a group pic, maybe… you can come with us to the pony world.
Vanellope: Cool!
Nick Wilde: But, I have to show her the stone, and you are not allow to touch it.
Vanellope: Aww. Why not?
Nick Wilde: Cause one thing we know is that we don’t know what it is.
Vanellope: Well, when I glitched with it, I saw some weird visions of that Sunset girl being nice.
Nick Wilde: You must be daydreaming.
Vanellope: No I wasn’t it.
Nick Wilde: Uh, you probably were. (holds the stone) I’m keeping this til we get answers.
Vanellope: (her hand slowly reaches for the stone) But if not…
Nick Wilde: (swipe the rock away from her hand then puts it in his pocket) That’s still a no. (walks to the resting Wallflower)
Vanellope: (to herself) Dang it.
Nick: Now then… (grabs Wallflower by the back of her sweater) Come on, Blu. Tomorrow, we head for the beach.
Blu: (sighs) Just when I thought we would be done.
Vanellope: Hang on. (to Blu) Why is your name Blue?
Blu: Yup. Nick named me when he found me as a young baby chick and its after my fur color. But my name don’t have a “silent but deadly” E if you’re wondering. (flies away from Vanellope to Nick)
Vanellope: Whoa. So, if you guys are named Nick and Blu, are you two hobos or just some furries looking for something boring from your visit?
Nick Wilde: (stops walking then turns to Vanellope) Listen, kid. I’m trying to be nice.
Vanellope: (groans in disgust; mimics Nick) I’m trying to be nice.
Nick Wilde: (stunned) Are you mimicking me?
Vanellope: (mimics Nick) You’re mimicking me?
Nick Wilde: Okay, that is definitely rude. And… this conversation is over. (walks while dragging Wallflower Blush)
Vanellope: (mimics Nick) That is definitely rude and this conversation is ov-tha. (stops mimicking then chuckled; to Pascal) See, Pascal. Told ya we’re gonna go somewhere safe.
Pascal facepalms. Vanellope starts to follows the two.
Nick Wilde: So, if we need to bring her there, we’re gonna need the wagon.
Blu: Why the wagon? Did we got all the food there?
Nick Wilde: Cause we kinda eat them when we were trying to learn more about the kid at the library.
Blu: That figures.
We pan up from the trio dragging Wallflower in the school to the moon where we fade to the next morning where at the beach, Twilight, in her swimsuit, was testing her latest invention, the Selfie Sonser. When any of the girls does a pose, Like Twilight was doing, the drone takes a photo and display it on its screen. The drone went to Twilight to show her the photo it took.
Twilight Sparkle: Group picture, practice run #36-A, attempt seven. Success!
The drone then starts to malfunction.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, no! (tries to contain it just as Applejack noticed her.) Your eyes do not deceive you. I finally invented a selfie-sensing camera. It hovers into position whenever it detects a selfie opportunity. (tries to contain it)
Applejack: I prefer to take selfies myself... ie.
Seems all of the girls were wearing their swimsuits.
Rarity: (looks at the three white beach blankets) Which beach blanket should we use for the photograph?
Rainbow Dash: You mean the white one? Or the white one?
Rarity: (gasps; shows her blankets) This is toasted oat and linen lamb's wool. Eggshell, warm frost, pale nimbus, and... Well, that one is white, I suppose.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah. That's the one I was talking about.
Suddenly, the wind was blowing the blanket Rarity had. Spike, a purple dog, noticed it when the blanket was blown away.
Spike Dog: Don't worry, Rarity! I got it!
As he runs after it, Pinkie Pie was running next to Spike.
Pinkie Pie: (unison) No, I got it! I got it!
Spike Dog: (unison) Nuh-uh! I got it! I got it!
As the blanket lands in the ocean, Pinkie Pie trips over Spike and falls on the ground, piling the dog.
Pinkie Pie and Spike Dog: I don't got it.
The towel then moved and starts to move ashore.
Pinkie Pie: (gasps) Ocean monster! Ocean monster!
Spike Dog: (yells)
They ran from it but was just Fluttershy who was wearing her scuba suit.
Fluttershy: Quincy the sea turtle says the tide's coming in. We should take the picture soon or risk having damp ankles. Oh, he's so thoughtful.
Rarity: Ick.
As Sunset arrived on the beach, seeing her friends having fun, far from her, the three arrived with the unconscious Wallflower Blush in the red wagon.
Nick Wilde: Okay, once we show this girl and the stone to that Sunset meanie, we’ll have to do this in style.
Blu: And then, we go home?
Nick Wilde: And then we go home.
Vanellope: But can I still come to this… home you guys got?
Nick Wilde: Kid, for the tenth time, you’re not from where we came from. We’re just going on thing and that’s it. Then, I will think about. Blu, any sign of her?
Blu: (flies around till he sees Sunset; flies to Nick) I see her. She’s at the beach near her friends.
Nick Wilde: Perfect. Wait here with Vanellope, Blu. (walks away while dragging the wagon with the resting Wallflower on it) Make sure to keep an eye on her while I talk to Sunset about the stone.
Blu: You can count on me, Nick. I won’t lose her.
Nick Wilde: (offscreen) You better!
Blu: Well, Vanellope, it's just you and… (sees her gone) ...me. Of course, she glitched away. Wonder where is she?
As Blu starts to look for her, at a sushi truck, a girl named Carrot Bun was working there till...
Vanellope: (offscreen) Hi, ma’am.
She hears something. Carrot looks down and sees Vanellope with Pascal on her head.
Carrot Bun: (in pirate accident) Ahoy, young lass. Welcome to X Marks the Sushi. Where our motto is… (reads the motto) “We shall never deny a good guest, even for the most ridiculous request.”
Vanellope: Wow.
Carrot Bun: (in pirate accident) So what will it be, lass? Take a look at the menu and see if you like what you see.
Vanellope: (looks at the menu) Hmm… Oh! Oh! I’ll have some pistachio ice cream!
She refers to wasabi, of course.
Carrot Bun: (in pirate accident) Hmm… young lass, that ye be Wasabi ice cream. Tit will be making your tongue hot as a whale’s blowhole and… (in her normal accident; whispers to her ear) It’s doesn’t have pistachios. This is just Wasabi.
Vanellope: Oh, same ol', same ol'. What's up with you? But that looks delicious. I’ll take it!
Carrot Bun: (in pirate accident) Ye be up to its challenge.
Vanellope: Lady, I don’t what you said but i’ll still take it.
Carrot Bun: (in pirate accident) You’re call, lass. (goes off to make ice cream)
Vanellope: (to Pascal) Pascal, you want some of their pistachio ice cream?
Pascal feels like he’s not sure about this.
Vanellope: (to Pascal) Ah, quit being a worry wart, Pascal. It's just one snack before we go to Nick and Blu’s world, that’s all.
Carrot Bun: (in pirate accident) Argh, here be your treat, lass. (gives her some Wasabi ice cream)
Vanellope: Thank you. (to Pascal) Want some, Pascal?
Pascal grunts “Why not.” as when he used his tongue to lick the ice cream, he stops which his eyes widen, his skin turning red, and when he jumps in the air, his mouth breath fire! He rushed off away from Vanellope and cools off his tongue at the fountain.
Vanellope: Hmm… What is up with Pascal? (a beat) Oh well. (licks the ice cream) Mmm… This is good.
Carrot Bun: (in pirate accident) Be careful, lass. Eating too much will…
Vanellope: Yeah, yeah. Thanks for the free ice cream. (walks away while licking the ice cream)
Carrot Bun: (in her normal accident) I should have told her that it's either for free or she has a pay.
Meanwhile, someone using a telescope was to spy on the girl who picked up the relax Pascal and puts him in her hood to have him rest up.
Myles: (offscreen) There you are. Now who freed you?
The person moved the telescope to see Nick dragging the wagon with the rested Wallflower on the sand at the beach.
Myles: (offscreen) Ah-ha! So, he released that Glitch!
The person moves the telescope up to see Blu flying who was looking for Vanellope.
Myles: (offscreen) And his bird friend had him on look out. Oh-ho. Well...
We cut to the person using the telescope to be Myles Standish! His telescope was part of his rifle.
Myles: They made my day a lot better... and harder.

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Our story starts off with four church windows that shows four pony princesses of Equestria.
Narrator Twilight: In the magical land of Equestria, we have four powerful princesses. One for the day… one for the night… one for family… And then… there's me - Twilight Sparkle, princess of friendship. It is my royal duty to make sure everypony feels like they belong. It's a lot to live up to. I mean, princess? No pressure! Luckily, I have amazing friends who are there for me, no matter what. That's what I want for everypony. And I always believed that as long as I have my friends and a well-thought-out plan, I will be the princess everypony needs me to be.
Suddenly, the Twilight church window starts to shatter.
Narrator Twilight: But some things...
As the Twilight church window breaks apart, it reveals an open part of the woods.
Narrator Nick Wilde: ...you just can't plan for. Of course,... not all everypony has a well-thought-out plan for something great in the world.
As we follow outside of the woods, five colorful pegasis to where they are going. We follow them gliding down a big hill then flying high into the sky.
Narrator Nick Wilde: There are some creatures that are borned with their own duty. And for those ponies that are born… they come from the place that you come from, but far than you see. Is a world like ours, but if your world...
We soon stopped at our destination. A sky view of the land of Equestria.
Narrator Nick Wilde: ...was a cute dream. Only it's not a dream. For you see,...
As the sun beams its light when it rise, everypony in Ponyville wakes up.
Narrator Nick Wilde: This is the land of Equestria. A clam, cute, and very happy place where nothing goes wrong.
Male Pony: Thank Celestia, nothing goes wrong there.
Narrator Nick Wilde: You see, like Twilight said, Equestria has four princesses. And they are in charge of keeping this world save. When the sun is up, it's what that pony said about who rose the sun. Celestria. The one who brings the moon is Luna. The one who brings family is Cadance who is now related to the one who makes friendship that’s...
Suddenly, a purple alicorn was passing by in Ponyville carrying construction blueprints of an upcoming festival.
Female Pony: Morning, Twilight!
Pony Twilight Sparkle: Morning!
Narrator Nick Wilde: Yep, Twilight Sparkle. The princess of friendship. Like she said before I interrupt the opening, she has some “amazing” friends who are there for her, no matter what. Some can be cool...
We pan from Twilight to the kingdom of Canterlot high above Ponyville.
Narrator Nick Wilde: ...but some are not. However, she’s not our focus. And not the right princess story to tell. Wondering why? Let’s just say I got myself into one of weirdest fairy tales that had never been told with one little... glitch.
Far away from Canterlot, inside a cave on top of one of the mountains near Ponyville, we see a home of a blue macaw and a red fox. We see the blue macaw in his nest sleeping. This, my friends, is Blu. A rare 2ft Sphynx macaw. Blu has dark blue feathers and brown eyes. He has white facial markings around his eyes with a ring of darker feathers around them. He is taller, larger, and not quite as slender as his mate. Though, he is a small bird though. He sports a feather ruffle on the back and sides of his neck, with some extra feathers in the front. Blu also has three short feathers on the back of his head. His beak and talons are gray, and he has a long tail. We see Blu waking up from his nap but as he yawns and opens his eyes, he sees the sun coming up from faraway. He then gets excited.
Blu: Nick! (Flies off from his nest and heads to Nick’s bed) It's time to get up. We got a busy day ahead of...
He then goes to his bed and sees him not there.
Blu: Nick?
He looks around till suddenly, Nick, a fox walking on his four legs, was hiding from him and pounced on him! Nick was a 4ft (1.2 m) tall fox with a slim build. He's covered in red fur with a cream underbelly up to his muzzle. He has dark auburn fur on his feet, his hands, the tips of his ears, and at the tip of his tail. He has green eyes and a dark purple nose. He then roared at him which Blu wasn't amused.
Blu: (not amused) Oh, ha, ha. Very funny, Nick.
Nick stops snarling as his eyes were widen.
Nick Wilde: What? You sick of what I do to you when you come in my room?
Nick gets up on his feet, since he actually walks on two feet, and Blu flies to his bed.
Blu: Well, its just that I’m sick of how you scare me with that fox snare. It's getting pretty boring.
Nick Wilde: Oh, yeah? Name one thing that my snare is getting bored.
A flashback montage shows Blu getting a bit scared of how Nick jumpscares him. It happened in the kitchen, a birthday party, and on the computer. The montage ends.
Nick Wilde: Okay… well, what do you say I make it up to you by getting me some coffee while I get ready for breakfast.
Blu: Sure thing, Nick.
(cue-Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles)
Blu flies off out of his room and went to the kitchen to make some coffee using a coffee machine. Cut to Nick’s bedroom, Nick starts to do some warm up stretches to start his day. It did some push ups then the pulls ups. Blu then arrived with his morning coffee.
Blu: Okay, Nick, here’s your morning coff… (sees him working out) ...ee.
Nick Wilde: What? (keeps doing some warm ups) Genius starts with the abs, Blu.
Blu: Even if you’re naked and undressed.
Nick Wilde: I’m covered in fur!
Later, he was taking a shower with Blu as his towel butler. Nick then throws his wet towel at him. As Nick gets out of the tub, he shakes the water off his fur like a dog and uses a hairdryer to blow the drops of water off his fur.
Nick Wilde: Hey, Blu! Fetch me some clothes, will ya?
Blu: On it. (Flies to the closet and looks at the clothes which was the same thing) Which one you feel? Miserable or cleverly?
Nick Wilde: (offscreen) Very clevery.
Blu: Ah. (Gets the clothes with the hanger that said “Very Clevery.”) Here it is. (He gives the clothes to Wilde) Here you go.
Nick Wilde: (Grabs the clothes) Thank you.
He puts on a light green Hawaiian shirt, a dark indigo necktie with red-and-blue stripes, and a pair of grayish-tan pants. Nick gets in his elevator with Blu and when he pressed a button on it, it transports them mechinelly to the kitchen. Blu flies to the table while Nick walks there.
(end song)
Nick Wilde: (yawns) Man, all of that makes my stomach growling for food.
Blu then puts the food on the table. The only food they have was one bean.
Nick Wilde: What the? Blu, is this all we have?
Blu: Sorry, Nick. But all we have left.
Nick Wilde: No, no, no. That’s impossible! (gets up from his chair and walks to checks the cabinets.) It can’t. We can’t be out of food. How is this possible?
Blu: Well, you did have an emotional eating habit which wasted all of the food we got.
Nick Wilde: I did? (Realized) Oh! Right. I forgot. Lousy emotional eating. Welp… There’s only one thing to do in case we run out. We’re gonna have to go get some food in the human world of Equestria.
Blu: What?! No way. We’ll get in trouble by princess Twilight if we do. Why would we keep doing this year after year? Can’t we get some food here in this cute and clam pony world?
Nick Wilde: Blu, remember the last time we tried to get food here?
A flashback shows the two trying to steal some apples at Applejack’s farm when they were chased out by Applejack.
Pony Applejack: (upset; flashback) Get out of here, you varmints!
Another flashback shows the two trying to steal some food from a party when Nick was mistaken as a pinata.
Filly: (offscreen; flashback) Pinata!!!
The fillies hit Nick with real baseball bats. The last flashback shows them trying to steal some food that night during Christmas when Nick was attacked by an angry orange cat. Cut back to present day which Blu not amused.
Blu: (sarcastic) Oh, ha, ha. You think fitting into this world is just a joke.
Nick Wilde: Just check to see if “The Princess of Friendship” is in her castle.
Blu: Okay, okay.
Blu flies to the window and looks through with an home-made telescope.
Blu: Oh boy… Okay, I do some good news. Princess Twilight is not at her castle at the time. So, we might have a chance to sneak in Twilight’s castle while she’s away.
Nick Wilde: Ah, Good! Which gives us enough time to get some food from the human world since these ponies have too much apples with them.
Blu: Well, they’re mythical creatures like us. Some of them are Unicorns and some of them are Alicorns.
Nick Wilde: And that we are not some mythical creatures from a fairytale. We are just some outsiders that were born on this cute planet with no parents to take care of us and I don't even like the whole cute pony thing.
Blu: Do you want to go get some food or not?
Nick Wilde: Yes, my trusted bird friend. We shall. Let’s go. (walks away)
Blu sighs. Soon, they walk out of the cave and he stretches for a bit.
Narrator Nick Wilde: Yep, that’s kinda me. Nick Wilde. A small, sly fox that lives in a cave somewhere in the mountains near Ponyville. And you may think this is like the Grinch. Well, It’s not. I do like Christmas and I don’t hate it a lot. My head is screwed on just right.
Nick does his stretches for his neck.
Narrator Nick Wilde: I clearly don’t wear shoes cause one, ponies have hooves and two, they make my feet a bit tight.
They soon were arriving Ponyville.
Narrator Nick Wilde: And the most important thing of all is that my heart is not 2 sizes small or 3 times bigger at all.
As Nick was still walking, Blu was behind him pulling a red wagon.
Nick Wilde: (stops stretching) Ah. It's going to be Wilde day, Blu. Oh, I can feel it in my tail.
Blu: Do we have to bring this wagon with us?
Nick Wilde: It's for the food. Trust me on this, Blu. Today, while Princess Twilight is away, we will do some clevery things and we will do them in style.
Blu: Once we get there?
Nick Wilde: Oh yes. As soon as we enter the castle.
Blu: You know, Breaking and Entering a princess’ castle is one of the most baddest things we would do if we’d get caught!
Nick Wilde: Well, we won’t break the castle. We will just enter it in style. That castle can’t be destroyed. It's impossible to blow up.
Blu: As you wish, but I'm just saying, Nick.
As they soon walking, they made it to Twilight’s Castle of Friendship which was unguard by no one.
Nick Wilde: Alright, Blu. We’re here. Check the surroundings to see if Twilight is coming back here or not.
Blu: Okay, Nick.
He flies up to the sky and looks around to see Twilight and her friends in sight.
Blu: All clear! (Flies back down to Nick)
Nick Wilde: Excellent. Come along, Blu.
Inside Twilight’s Castle of Friendship, the two animals sneaked through the main hobby and soon, they went to a room where they see a big mirror hooked up to an Invention.
Nick Wilde: There it is, my freathy friend. That is our gateway to the good life. In that portal lies a world where ponies… never happened. Instead, humans run the land with no mythical creatures from this world being exist in time. Until what I heard is that they now have magic which its a bad thing for us.
Blu: Wait. What kind of magic?
Nick Wilde: Magic like a girl that wants a magic crown to rule the world, or a few sirens that wants to rule the world, or a girl that wants to unleash the magic to break the worlds apart, or a girl that thinks she got it but in reality… she doesn't.
Blu: Wow. That’s a lot of bad magic out there.
Nick Wilde: Yep. But they’ve been handled. So without further ado, let's take, I mean, borrow some food. (Walks through the mirror)
Blu: Wait up! (Pulls the wagon and enters the mirror)
The camera went through the mirror to see Canterlot High School where Nick and Blu have arrived out of the statue like a portal. They have entered the human world of Equestria.
Nick Wilde: Hello, Human Equestria!
Blu: (quietly) Shh. Keep it down.
Nick Wilde: What? You think they can hear us?
Blu: Yes.
Nick Wilde: Well, there’s something you won't see everyday. Welp, no time to waste. Come on, Blu. Let's head to the market.
Blu sighs and follows Nick with the wagon.
Narrator Nick Wilde: So yeah. That’s all I got about myself. But a Grinch story is never complete with a Cindy Lou that change the Grinch to be nice.
They soon walk on the sidewalk and were heading to the city, meanwhile, we see a truck being driven into the city by a different human as he parks his ride near the market.
Narrator Nick Wilde: Even though I may not have a Cindy Lou, but… like I said before, I had one little glitch... that’s close to a Cindy Lou Who.
A hunter that goes by the name of Myles Standish who has a weird young human girl in a cage unconscious in the back of the truck.
Myles: (takes a look at the girl in the cage) The rare Glitch. (chuckles evilly to see the girl) You are going to make me rich once my boss sells you to the highest bidder. (Continues to chuckle evilly)
As he entered, we get a good look at the girl in the cage. She’s a 9 year-old girl with a small stature. She has long, raven-black hair with candy sprinkled over it in a high ponytail. Her design was influenced by Japanese/Anime artwork, notably the style of Chibi, with large, hazel eyes that are closed. She carries a slender body, has noticeable overbite, large, round ears and a small, pink, chipmunk-like nose. Her outfit is a mint green hoodie, with a brown double-layered skirt that resembles the wrapping of a peanut-butter cup (many of the girls have skirts like this), green, white, and purple leggings, and small black boots. It is notable that her leggings are mismatched, one covered in broad mint green bands, the other in thinner mint bands and purple lines. They are designed to resemble candy cane stripes. Her hoodie laces and stitches are red and resemble licorice candies, such as Twizzlers. Her high ponytail is tied with a Twizzler. The pink squiggles under her boots resemble icing. However, in her hood, there was a little creature resting. It looks like a little chameleon. The chameleon wakes up and when it moves out of the hood, it noticed he and the girl were in a cage. The chameleon was shocked but it was the girl’s only pet she has. As the girl was snoring, the chameleon hops on her shoulder then wakes up the girl by using its tongue to be stuck by her left ear. The girl suddenly wakes up by surprise.
Vanellope: (eyes widen) Ah! I’m awake! (exhaling a bit til she sees Pascal having his tongue stuck by her ear; in disgust) Ugh! (pulls the Chameleon’s tongue off of her ear) Really, Pascal? Do you have to do that?
The chameleon shrugs but she noticed something different. She looks around to see that she’s in a cage. Pascal winds his tongue back after she lets go of it and he hops on her head. She rubs her hand, from grabbing his tongue, on her hoodie, trying to wipe the grossness off of her.
Vanellope: Boy, whoever made this, wants me dead. Eh. No biggie. I’ll just do…
Suddenly, she starts to glitch like a game character. When she glitches, there are times where her body spasms and deteriorates into the pixels and codes that make up the inner-workings of video game characters, usually due to friction. Though she disappear and reappears on top of the cage. She stops glitching after that.
Vanellope: ...this! Ta-da! Pure glitchy magic. If I do say so myself. (clever chuckle)
She then noticed the hunter getting some food and recognized him by surprise. The hunter was on the phone while getting some food.
Vanellope: Oh, no. (whispers to Pascal) Don’t tell me he put me in there, right?
Pascal nods yes.
Vanellope: Figures. We better make a run for it before he gets out.
As she puts on her hood, she quietly climbs off the cage and slowly touched the ground with her feet. She sighs in relief. She tiptoe quietly to get off the truck til… she tripped and fell on the ground making a loud sound when she falls.
Vanellope: (in pain) Oof!
Myles: (in the store) Huh? What the?
While the girl was getting up, she was spotted when he heard her from outside. He noticed that she escaped from the cage. The girl smiles nervously, then dashed off.
Myles: (on the phone) I’ll call you back, boss. (Hangs up; to the girl) Hey! (gets out of the store) Get back here, Glitch!
As the hunter gets in the truck and chase after the glitch girl, the two animals from the pony world arrived at the market.
Nick Wilde: Well, here it is, Blu. Now, remember what I said about us in style.
Blu: Of course, Nick. Of course.
They entered with some people shocked and confused about who they are.
Shopkeeper: Uh, can I help...
Nick Wilde: Eh, eh.
He soon grabs a few things on his food list and picked up a canned food of Who Hash.
Nick Wilde: What’s this new thing on the shelves?
Woman: Excuse me, but are you getting that?
Nick Wilde: Hmm… perhaps. (About to give it to her) But you can keep since you need it.
Woman: Wow.
Nick Wilde: (moves the can away from her) Unless… you give me a few bucks for me to pay you in return. For you see, I don’t have any money. And i’ll tell you what, if you give us some money, I’ll gladly pay you back by… whenever I get the change.
Woman: Oh, dear. Well… (gives some cash to Nick) Here you go. (Nick gives her the can then walks away)
Nick Wilde: (to Blu while holding the cash and getting an extra can of Who Hash from the sleeves) See, Blu. Always be nice to others while being clever.
Blu: Being nice mean taking things, you don’t.
As he was continuing to pile some food in the wagon, we cut back outside as the little girl was running on top of the rooftops. The hunter chased her recklessly on the streets. As the hunter looks at the girl still running but glitching above the roofs, he hears honking from another car who was about to wreck his truck. The hunter turns and screams as he drives away from the car but crashes into a mirror shop.
Terroriser: Welp, there goes my 7 years of bad luck.
The girl stops and sees the hunter all dazed from the airbag in his truck after the crash. The hunter faints but the girl laughs.
Vanellope: (stops laughing) Oh, sweet mother of monkey milk. That was so good.
She stops laughing when her stomach growls.
Vanellope: Hmm… (takes her hood off) I better find some food there. (To Pascal in her hood) Pascal, what do you think we should eat?
Pascal hops off then pulls out a pinecone to her.
Vanellope: Ugh. No way! That almost hurt my mouth once. We need something new and exciting. I mean, that man did let us out of the woods and may have been here a lot but… well, i’m just wondering, Pascal, hear me out, what if there is a world where we can be safe from anyone that harm us?
Pascal tries to think… but shrugs “I don’t know.”
Vanellope: Figures. (sighs) Wish we find one sooner. My stomach needs food.
Suddenly, she hears humming. The girl looks above from the rooftop to see the fox and the blue macaw dragging the wagon full of the food supply from the market. The girl glitches a bit but gives her an idea. Cut back to the two walking with the red wagon full of cans, drinks, and food.
Blu: You know… it would be easy if we should have brought the food back in our world.
Nick Wilde: (licking his red pawpsicle) Buddy, this world has better food than the pony world. So why complaining about it?
Blu: Well, there’s always rules when entering worlds...
While Blu was establishing the rules of the human world to Nick, the girl was hiding right behind them from a mail post. She starts to teleport by glitching from a hydrant to a lamp post. When she tiptoe to the wagon, she carefully reaches for the food. She grabs a can just then the wagon stops. The two heard something before the girl gasps. She glitched away when the two turns their head behind them. They didn’t see her. Though it made them subspectius about who was behind them.
Nick Wilde: That’s… odd. (a beat) So what where you saying, Blu?
Blu: Uh? Oh! Right. Anyhow…
As they keep walking, the girl was hiding behind the mailpost exhaling from almost getting caught. She sighs in relief then giggles. However, she did get a food can of Who Hash.
Vanellope: Huh? A can of Who Hash? Belch! Who wants to eat that rash?
She throws the can away and it landed on the sidewalk where a Who was walking by til he sees the can on the ground.
Bricklebaum: Oooh! (picks up the can) A can of Who Hash! My favorite dish!
He opens the can then eats the food in it like a drink. Though it did disgust the girl a bit. Either way, her stomach still needs food. So, she needs to think fast. Soon, the two were near the school’s statue at the courtyard.
Blu: So as I pointed out that this would be our last time we can do this.
Nick Wilde: Whoa, whoa, whoa. This won’t be the last time. Sure, you don’t like this place but we have to come here. Why? To restock food in case we ran out.
Blu: And i’m being serious, Nick.
Nick Wilde: Blu, come on. It’s not that bad.
Blu: Oh, yes it is. I keep telling you when you discovered it, there’s always something about to get us out.
While the two were talking, the young girl was on top of the statue trying to reach for the food.
Nick Wilde: (to Blu) Blu, don’t be a worry bird for nothing. We got what we wanted and nothing happened. So what’s so hard about worrying so much if there nothing bad happened.
Blu: (to Nick Wilde) Well, something will happen if… (sees the girl behind Nick) Uh, oh. Nick.
Nick Wilde: What?
Blu: Don’t… move.
Nick Wilde: Nice try, Blu. (turns around) But I think we’re… (gets jumpscared) Oh my gosh!
The girl then falls into the wagon, making some of the food fall out of it.
Blu: I told you so. But you didn’t listen….
Nick Wilde: Shh.
The two walked to the girl after she was undazed from the fall. The girl noticed the two and gasped. Nick’s brows were a bit furrow.
Nick Wilde: Who are you and why are you taking our food?
Vanellope: Um… Hi… (starts to glitch nervously)
The two were jumpscared from her glitching but Nick slaps her in the face to get her setting just right. She was back to normal but was in pain from his slap.
Vanellope: (rubs her cheek) Ow!
Blu: (to Nick) Why would you hit a little girl?
Nick Wilde: What? She was buffer… (realized something) wait a minute. Girls can’t buffer or glitch. (to Vanellope) What are you?
Vanellope: Oh, um… (sees Myles looking for her; gasped a bit) ...gotta go!
She runs off while glitching.
Nick Wilde: Hey wait!
She left which made Nick in shock.
Blu: Welp, i’m as surprised as you are but we really need to go now.
Nick Wilde: Hold on. That strange girl left without answering us.
Blu: So?
Nick Wilde: So? She almost took our food.
Blu: Which is what we’re doing right now.
Nick Wilde: No you don't understand right now. We need to know her before we go back. And I know just the place we can go that’s not from the pony world.
Blu: Oh, no. Not the library in the human world.
Nick Wilde: Oh, yes. The Library in the human world. And we’re heading in front of it.
Blu: You mean this school?
Nick Wilde: Exactly. It's perfect. And it's a shortcut to the easy stuff.
Blu: Why not we use the library in our world?
Nick Wilde: Uh, cause it doesn't have info on that girl we saw. Now let’s go, Blu. (walks away) And bring the wagon with us.
Blu: Oh boy. There’s goes my way home. (thought of something) Wait. If we’re going to the library, you think you were wrong that she might be a mythical creature?
Nick Wilde: (shocked) Hmm… Maybe. Come on.
As Blu takes the wagon of food with them, unaware that Pascal was accidentally dropped in when the girl fallen on the food. Soon, inside the school, we see Sunset Shimmer taking photos of the school as a song was coming up.
Sunset Shimmer: (singing; voiceover) Back in the day, I used to walk these halls. Acting tough, but all alone. I needed a friend to lend me a helping hand. I couldn't do it on my own.
Equestria Girls: (singing; voiceover) We've come so far together. Got memories to treasure. I look at you, stories come back to life and if I need reminding, I know where I can find you in these pages, you'll last forever.
After Sunset takes photos of her friends, she and the girls went to the photo room to upload the photos up. We then cut though various flashbacks of Sunset Shimmer’s life from after she was defeated but redeemed by Princess Twilight in her human form to how the gems chose her and her friends at Camp Everfree.
Sunset Shimmer: (singing; voiceover) Remember when I, I lost the crown. You didn't leave me out in the rain. We still had songs to sing, magic transforming. Special in every way. The gems chose us by name.
Out of the flashbacks, we see the girls use their magic to prepare for the yearbook.
Equestria Girls: (singing; voiceover) We've come so far together. Got memories to treasure. I look at you, stories come back to life and if I need reminding, I know where I can find you in these pages, you'll last forever.
Suddenly, after the song...
Sunset Shimmer and Wallflower Blush: (bumps into each other without looking) Oof!
The two girls fall on the ground while dropping the papers.
Wallflower Blush: Excuse me.
Sunset Shimmer: I'm sorry. I didn't see you come in.
Wallflower Blush: I've been here for a while.
Sunset Shimmer: I didn't realize.
Wallflower Blush: I've been trying to get your attention for, like, half the song.
Sunset blushed in embarrassment.
Applejack: (softly) Ain't she a quiet one?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah. And we know some pretty shy people. Am I right?
Fluttershy: We do? Who?
Meanwhile, the two animals try to blend in with the crowd meaning they have to be incognito.
Nick Wilde: Now remember, we’re just going to the library and research that girl then we go home and never talk about it again.
Blu: (hears singing offscreen) Wait.
Nick Wilde: What is it, Blu?
Blu: I think I hear something.
Nick Wilde: From where?
Blu flies to where the sound is coming from. It was coming from the photo room where the girls are talking in there.
Blu: Oh, sorry, it’s just seven colorful girls that almost like the pony versions of themselves cheering again. (Nick walks to him) Must be talking a yearbook.
Nick Wilde: Well, I’ll be. Well, At least they won’t affect the rest of this story. Now, Come on, we got to…
???: (offscreen; groans angrly)
Suddenly, the two saw Trixie walking angrily.
Blu: (quietly) Ah! Someone’s coming!
Nick Wilde: (quietly) Quick. Hide!
As they hide, they noticed that she went passed them and walks to a door dramatically opens it and walks in.
Trixie Lulamoon: (offscreen) The Great and Powerful Trixie demands to speak to the yearbook editor immediately!
The door was closed.
Blu: (quietly) Whew. And I thought she would see us as freaks.
Nick Wilde: (quietly) Mmm… Let’s see why that Great and Powerful Wizard wants to talk to that editor.
The two then put their ears near the door to ear the conversation. In the room...
Sunset Shimmer: What do you want, Trixie?
Trixie Lulamoon: (grabs the paper from Sunset and looks at it) Ha! Just as I suspected! I was not voted "Greatest and Most Powerfullest"! Explain yourself!
Sunset Shimmer: How should I put this? You didn't win "Greatest and Most Powerful" because it wasn't one of the Superlatives.
Trixie Lulamoon: Hmm. (Shows her a yearbook of a page from her past evil self) Neither was "Biggest Meanie", but that didn't stop you from winning it our freshman year.
Applejack: That was different. The whole school voted for her.
Pinkie Pie: She was soooooooo mean.
Twilight Sparkle: Of course, (throws the bad yearbook away) we all know you've earned the right not to be remembered that way.
Unaware, that Wallflower picks up the bad yearbook to examine it.
Sunset Shimmer: Thanks. (to Trixie) We're not having a "Greatest and Powerfullest" Superlative. Sorry.
Trixie Lulamoon: Oh, you're the one who'll be sorry, Sunset Shimmer! When you least expect it, I'll have my revenge, and then I'll disappear! Like this! Behold! The Magician's Exit!
She used a smoke bomb to escape...
Equestria Girls: (cough)
But as the smoke clears we see Trixie making door handle jiggling assuming she was trying to leave.
Sunset Shimmer: (holds a key) Allow me. We were actually on our way out.
Soon, the two animal hears the door being unlocked by Sunset as they soon hide near the door just as it opened up.
Trixie Lulamoon: Hmph! (She and the Equestria girls leaves)
The two soon peeped out and sees Wallflower Blush alone.
Wallflower Blush: I'll just finish up...
Sunset Shimmer: Ooh. (Nick and Blu hides when Sunset walks back to the room without noticing Wallflower) Forgot to turn off the lights. (Turns off the lights and leaves)
Wallflower Blush: ...in the dark.
Blu: (he and Nick looks at Wallflower all sad and alone) Poor kid.
Nick Wilde: Yeah… (a beat) Come on, Blu. We need to find info about that kid that glitches.
As the two left, at the library…
Nick Wilde: Well, here we are, my blu-migo friend. This will be our ticket to find out what that glitch girl is.
Blu: Do you even know how to use a computer?
Nick Wilde: Probably. Its my first try.
He gets near a computer and tries to examine it.
Nick Wilde: (to a librarian) So, miss librarian, I just push the letters on this… board-key here, and then the words and moving pictures will come up on this weird screen here? Is-is that right?
Cheerilee: (sigh) That's righ… (shocked to see Nick) Um…
Nick Wilde: Oh, um, this is a costume I'm wearing. You see, I'm trying to learn about how to be a better, how do you say in school, mas-cot? Am I saying it right? Cause, I'm trying to use this library for something.
Cheerilee: (awkward) Um… sure? What school are you and your… bird from?
Nick Wilde: Oh, i'm from the school that represents the Hawaiian Foxes. And at our school we have the rare Blue Spix Macaw. The last of its species. Thought to be extinct like in the news.
Blu: (whispers to Nick) Why are you getting me into this?
Nick Wilde: (whispers to Blu) Just play along.
Cheerilee: Uh… did that bird just talk?
Blu: Actually…
Nick Wilde: (closed Blu’s beak) Almost. I’m trying to train him to talk just like that… purple dog thing. (chuckles nervously)
Cheerilee: Hmm… alright. Make sure you use it for research purposes only. (walks away)
Nick Wilde: Yes, mam. (sighs in relief til he uncovers Blu’s beak) Told you to play along, Blu.
Blu: Don’t ever cover my beak again.
Nick Wilde: Not important, Blu-migo. Right. (presses a button on the keyboard and pulls up a KnowsMore Search site) Let’s see… we need to have a name that fits with this girl. Hmm…
Blu: One thing we saw from her is that she glitches a bit. So...
Nick Wilde: (gets an idea) That’s it! (types it in) The… Glitch.
As he hit the enter button, it only shows sites of The Grinch.
Nick Wilde: No! Not the Grinch! What is this? Auto-correct?!
The students in the library shhed Nick to be quiet.
Nick Wilde: My fault. Sorry.
Blu: Boy, KnowsMore’s autofill is a bit over aggressive today.
He types “The Glitch” again til it pulls up a Iffypedia site showing the Glitch.
Nick Wilde: There we go. Thank you, Mr. KnowsMore. Let’s see… (reads the article) “The Glitch is a rare and unseen creature that is rumored to be spotted in the forest far from Camp Everfree. The forest was filled with unknown creatures that has lived in hiding as the Glitch lives in a strange place in the middle of the forest called… Sugar Rush?”
Blu: Sounds like a game made in 1997.
Nick Wilde: Or installed at an arcade.
Blu: That too.
Nick Wilde: (reads the article) “Few weeks ago during the Fall Formal, it is said that the place was destroyed by an group of hunters who stormed the place for sport… or they want to share some candy.” (stops reading) Well, this isn't getting us nowhere. (gets away from the computer and goes to the books offscreen) Time we get some more research.
Blu: (sighs) Hope this won’t take long (flies off)
Moments later… it was almost night time. Nick was getting very tired from reading a few books about mythical creatures.
P.A. System: The library will be closing in five minutes.
Blu: So, how did your research go?
Nick Wilde: (yawns) Nothing so far. We’ll have to sleep here tonight so we can learn more about the Glitch.
Blu: (sighs) Do we have to?
Nick Wilde: Buddy, we need some rest if we’re gonna find more about the Glitch.
Blu: Well, while you were researching, I found something in the Library.
Soon, they found a bed made of books.
Blu: Looks like someone forgot the clean this spot up. It's a little... (coughs from the dust) ...dusty. But it doesn't seem like anybody comes up here.
Nick Wilde: This is perfect. Now, we’re be resting in style. (lays on the bookbed til something bumps on his back) Ow! What the?
Nick reaches to his back side and pulls out a yearbook from the book bed.
Nick Wilde: What’s this?
Blu: (flies to Nick’s head) I think it’s the yearbook Sunset Shimmer talked about.
Nick Wilde: Really? Let’s see here. (opens it up and looks at the pages) Huh. Not bad. I don’t know why that rainbow hair girl said something about Bulk Biceps.
Blu: Hey there’s them. Right there.
They see a group picture of the Equestria girls from after the Friendship Games.
Blu: Awww. They look so cute.
However, on the right was a sexy pic of Bulk Biceps.
Blu: Oh. That’s a… little creepy to put it near them.
Nick Wilde: Yep. (closes the book and throws it away) Welp, time to get some rest. (covers himself with a big blanket sheet) We have a big day tomorrow.
Blu: (sighs) Nick, i’m getting worried about you. First you want food,... now we wants questions from a young girls that don’t look like them?
Nick Wilde: Well,... yeah. Why is that a problem?
Blu: No reason. One, I just like our old home better. And two, you said there’s no mythical creatures here but now… they do exist.
Nick Wilde: Yeah, I know. But I didn’t know about that when we saw the girl.
Blu: I’m serious, Nick. I’m homesick. I don’t think we belong in this world.
Nick Wilde: Buddy, from what i’m seeing since we been here, this world is unexplored by us. Twilight been there since she stopped those “Dazzlings” she talked about. And we haven’t got caught by her. (looks at Blu who is a bit worried; sighs) Look, Blu, i’ll promise you this… after we find answers about her, we’ll go home.
Blu: You really mean.
Nick Wilde: Have I ever lied to you?
Blu: Well, a bunch, actually.
Nick Wilde: (shocked) Okay… well this the real mccoy. No fingers crossed on this one.
Blu: You sure?
Nick Wilde: Positive.
Blu: Alright… as long as we pick up some food in the pony world.
Nick Wilde: If that’s what you want, then fine. Night.
Blu: (yawns) Good night, Nick.
As the two rest on the bed, well Nick is resting while Blu was resting on top of Nick, we transitioned to Sunset Shimmer in her room at her home writing something in her diary.
Sunset Shimmer: (in her head while writing) “Dear Princess Twilight, I thought you'd be happy to hear that the girls and I were voted "Best Friends" in the yearbook today. After all, if you hadn't forgiven me, I'd still be the arrogant student I was when I left Equestria. You gave me the second chance I didn't deserve, and I'll never forget it. Your friend, Sunset Shimmer.”
As she finished writing, Sunset went her bed but as we fade from her to the streets, we pan to the dumpster where popping out of it was the girl we saw. She catches the coffee that was thrown and drinks it a bit. She gags while glitching in disgust.
Vanellope: Yuck. (drinks it a bit) Yuck! (drinks it a bit again) Ew. It's terrible but wonderful at the same time. lt's like freedom in a cup! (drinks it more) Ding-dang. Out of hand!
She falls off and lands on the ground laying on it. She giggles while glitching a bit.
Vanellope: Oh man. No wonder why people drink this. This tastes awful… but awesome! (chuckles) Isn’t that right, Pascal? (checks her hood to see Pascal not there) Pascal? (looks around) Pascal? (gasped a bit) Oh no. Pascal!
She teleports by glitching to the top of the roofs.
Vanellope: Pascal!
She teleports again to a few houses above while running on them.
Vanellope: Pascal!
She then teleports on one of the rooftops.
Vanellope: (worried) Pascal! Where are you, little buddy?!
She then realized where she last saw Pascal. As she turns, the camera turns to where she’s looking. The girl sees the school knowing that Pascal must be there. With a determined look, she glitched off. Back inside, at the Library, the two animals were snoring calmly unaware that Pascal came out of the wagon. He looks a bit worried. That is till he hears knocking. Pascal looks up and sees the girl outside looking through the windows on top of the Library. The chameleon was happy to see her and used his tongue to get up to the windows. The tongue jumpscared her which made her glitch a little. But she was realized when Pascal climbs to the window using his tongue. He waves to her.
Vanellope: (sighs in relief) You almost scared me, you little Rascal. For a minute, I thought you got captured.
Pascal rolls his eyes unamused.
Vanellope: (chuckles) Goofball. Hang on.
She used her hand to reach through the windows using her glitch powers and grabs Pascal.
Vanellope: Gotcha! Okay let’s get you out of...
As she tries to pull him out, the window was blocking her path. Pascal might be a bit too big to fit.
Vanellope: Dang it. (puts Pascal down and gets her arm out) Don’t worry. I’ll get you out… (tries to pull the window hatch open; struggling) As soon as… possible…
Suddenly, when she lets go, she made a thud sound which wakes up Blu.
Blu: (wakes up) Huh?
Blu then gets up and flies to where the sound was coming from?
Blu: That’s weird?
Vanellope: (offscreen; muffled) Don’t worry, Pascal.
Blu: (looks up) Huh?
As he sees something in the windows, we cut back on the roof of the school where the girl was using a big rubber band to used it as a slingshot.
Vanellope: I’ll have you out of there in no time! This won't hurt a bit!
As Blu arrived near the windows, the girl laughed herself to the windows and face planted on them. Blu sees her face, then screams, and stops flying for a bit which made Blu crash into the computers. It made Nick wake up.
Nick Wilde: (yawns) Blu?
He gets up and sees Blu in the computer wreckage.
Nick Wilde: (hears Blu groaning) Blu! (rushed to him and gets him out of the wreckage) What happened to you?
Blu: There’s someone outside.
Nick Wilde: What?
Blu: I saw someone trying to get in.
Nick Wilde: What do you mean?
Suddenly, they heard something above.
Nick Wilde: What’s that sound?
As they look up they see some chipmunks being throws at the window.
Blu: It's the one outside. Its trying to break in.
Nick Wilde: Then we better take a look outside.
Blu: But the Library is closed. We’re locked on the inside! How will we… (Nick holds the school key) You stole that didn't you?
Nick Wilde: Oldest trick in the book.
Blu: You are one sly and clever fox, you know that.
Nick Wilde: Yes I am.
As Pascal was getting tired, he hears some unlocking. The chameleon sees Nick opening the door which made him get excited. He hops down and hides in Nick’s pocket. Meanwhile, back on the roof, the girl was trying to break the window using chipmunks.
Vanellope: Come on, you weird chipmunks. (keeps throwing one at the window) Break the glass already!
She holds Alvin, a chipmunk, in her hand ready to be thrown at the glass.
Alvin: (to the viewer; sighs) I should have been a singer than a pebble.
As she throws Alvin at the glass and it didn’t work. She facepalms till she heard something.
Nick Wilde: (offscreen) Hello?!
She glitch a bit when she hears Nick’s voice. She goes to where the voice is coming from and looks over the edge of the back of the school to see Nick and Blu in the parking lot looking for where the sound was coming from.
Nick Wilde: Is someone out there?
Blu: I thought I sworn I heard something.
Nick Wilde: Maybe, it could be a trick by some bullies at school nights.
While the girl was looking, she sees her pet in Nick’s pocket. The chameleon waves to her. She recognized it.
Vanellope: (quietly) Pascal!
While she looking at the edge, unaware, and one of the chipmunks holds a small horn with a label that says ‘Squeeze me gently.’ He squeezed the horn and it let out a loud AWOOGA, which jumpscares the girl off the edge while she glitched. After that, she falls down and fell into a shrub. Nick and Blu hears her landing.
Blu: What was that?
Cut to the young girl dazed in the bush.
Nick Wilde: (offscreen) Sounds like its coming from over there.
The girl was now un-dazed when she shakes her head but hears the voices coming closer.
Blu: (offscreen) What do you think it was?
Nick Wilde: (offscreen) Only one way to find out.
As she hears footsteps coming closer, the girls tries to leave but her hood was caught by the twigs in the bush. She can’t use her glitch powers cause it needs to be recharge. She moving it but as the footsteps get closer, Nick’s hands appeared and opens the bush to have Nick and Blu stunned of what they see. They know the girl from this morning.
Nick Wilde: It’s you!
Blu: So, that’s where the noise was coming from.
Soon Pascal pops out of Nick’s pocket...
Vanellope: (to Pascal) Pascal!
...and hops on to the girl’s hoodie. Nick and Blu were shocked to see Pascal.
Vanellope: (to Pascal) Thanks cheese and nutcrackers you’re okay. You almost scared me to death. Did Vanellope get scared? Yes I did. Yes I did.
Nick Wilde: Hold on. Your name’s Vanellope?
Vanellope: (shocked to her Nick’s voice) Whoops. (puts Pascal in her open hood and gets out of the bush; nervously) Well, it's nice knowing you… weirdos. But... I gotta jet.
As she was about to run off, Nick stops her by grabbing her hood.
Nick Wilde: Oooh, no you don't, kid.
Vanellope: (stops running to see Nick holding her by her hoodie) Hey!
Nick Wilde: You better explain who you are and what’s with the glitching?!
Vanellope: What glitch… (glitches a bit) ..ing?
Nick Wilde: That right there! You glitch.
Vanellope: No, i’m no… (glitches a bit) ...t.
Nick Wilde: Don’t play chicken on me, kid. You know what I'm talking about.
While Nick were arguing to Vanellope, Blu then sees something flying above the school.
Blu: Uh... guys.
Nick Wilde: Blu, i’m in the middle of something.
Blu: But I think you need to see this.
Nick Wilde: What can be more important than trying to have some...
Soon, there was red glowing as they saw a few red ribbons circling around the glass dome of the school. They were awe as the ribbons head to the forest.
Nick Wilde: What in Equestria was that?
Vanellope: Cool. I wanna a ribbon too! (Glitched after the ribbons)
Nick Wilde: (Sees Vanellope teleporting) What the? Hey, kid, wait! (Runs after her)
Blu groans and flies after them as they followed the ribbons into the forest where they soon stopped by Nick who saw someone.
Nick Wilde: Wait.
The two stopped as he grabs them and hides in a bush.
Vanellope: Um, what are you...
Nick Wilde: (quietly) Shhh.
Vanellope: But...
Nick Wilde: Shhh.
They see through the bush as they saw a girl with green hair and a light green skin around her. It was Wallflower Blush and she was holding a rock with weird carvings. Vanellope was in awe to see the rock.
Blu: (quietly) Isn’t that the Wallflower girl we saw? And what’s that she is holding?
Nick Wilde: (quietly) I don’t know. But best if we better not go near her. (Sees Vanellope gone) Kid?
Blu was shocked to see something as he tapped on Nick’s shoulder and they see Vanellope teleporting near the trees to see Wallflower.
Wallflower Blush: (to herself) Now lets see how Sunset feels like a forgotten one like me.
Vanellope: (was near her from behind) Hi, ma’am!
Wallflower then gets jumpscared and starts to run but got hit by a tree causing her to be knocked out and lose the stone near the girl. Soon, the two animals got out of the bush and rush to Vanellope.
Vanellope: (to Wallflower) Oooh. Sorry. (glitches a bit) Didn’t mean to hurt ya!
Nick Wilde: (runs to Vanellope out of the bushes) Kid! What were you thinking?
Vanellope: Sorry. I just wanna look at that rock she has.
Nick Wilde: But we don't know what kind of rock she has.
Blu: (offscreen) Hey, guys.
Blu then was carrying something out of her bag and was a red yearbook.
Blu: Seems she must have lost her book.
Nick Wilde: That’s a yearbook, Blu. The one we saw back at the Library.
Blu: Oh. But look what I found. (opens the book and turns to a page of Sunset Shimmer blocking the camera from the shot) You think this is the Sunset they were talking about?
Nick Wilde: Yeah. That’s the Sunset Shimmer girl we heard back at the school. And the one we saw with her friends near Bulk Biceps’ page.
Vanellope: Hold on. Who’s this Sunset girl you’re speaking of?
Nick Wilde: (grabs the yearbook and looks at the page) Well, from what we heard, Sunset used to be mean and powerful, but was redeemed by a student who has the most nicest spirit that came in the fall formal from another world... (Realized something and slams the book closed) Twilight Sparkle.
Vanellope: Who?
Nick Wilde: That princess did came here and that’s why she build that portal, to help Sunset with a problem she can’t handle.
Blu: What about the Shimmer girl?
Nick Wilde: That’s the thing. Shimmer has come from Equestria to ruin everything. Til that princess girl came just to get something from her.
Blu: What could it be?
Nick Wilde: I don’t know! Maybe it was a crown full or magic for I don’t care.
He trips over the memory stone and as he gets up, he sees the memory stone and picks it up.
Nick Wilde: Maybe this is what she is after. I bet it’s full of magic that needs to be unleashed and destroy the world in the process.
Blu: It doesn't look like a thing that would destroy the world.
Nick Wilde: Well, it kinda looks like it. I mean, who knows what this stone has.
While Nick was distracted from talking to Blu, Vanellope then touched the stone from him and when she glitched, she sees some of a few memories of Sunset’s good life. From being a rockstar to a daybreak hero. Out of the stone...
Vanellope: (in awe) Sweet mother of monkey milk!
Nick Wilde: (sees Vanellope) Hey, kid! (moves the stone away from her) Don’t touch it. (puts it in his pocket) It could be dangerous.
Vanellope: Hey!
Nick Wilde: So anyway, I think that her friends think she was wrong about her life. Seems that Sparkle must have redeemed her after all.
Blu: And that other Sparkle we saw with the glasses?
Nick Wilde: Probably her twin sister.
Vanellope: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You guys met that nerd?
Nick Wilde: No we haven't. I think we haven’t met cause one, you escaped from us and two, we noticed your glitched when you tried to explain.
Vanellope: (shocked) Well… I… gotta go.
Nick Wilde: (grabs her by the hoodie) Not so fast, kid.
Blu: Nick, come on. This is far enough. You promise me we get home after we learn about her. Though, this is worrying me since well, i’m missing my favorite things to do in our world of ponies.
Suddenly, Vanellope was shocked but was intrigued by what Blu said.
Vanellope: Ponies, huh?
Blu: Well, they are little.
Nick Wilde: Hey, i’m asking the questions here.
Suddenly, she disappears from Nick by glitching then reappears on a tree branch leaning on the tree.
Vanellope: So let me get this straight. This princess you guys are talking about is a little pony?
Blu: That’s correct.
Nick Wilde: (mad) Blu!
Vanellope: And from what you guys are, you’re not from around here, are you?
Blu: Kinda... Actually.
Vanellope: And… does this world have some things that will harm me?
Blu: Well…
Nick Wilde: That might a death wish, kid.
Vanellope: One moment… (to Pascal; as she turns away and speaks quietly) Pascal, this could almost be our ticket to freedom.
Pascal seems a bit worried.
Vanellope: (to Pascal; quietly) Don’t worry, Pascal. It won’t be that bad. It has little ponies. I’m sure they don’t mean that these ponies could be the things that will hurt me.
Cut back to Blu and Nick...
Blu: (gets hit by Nick) Ow!
Nick Wilde: Why would tell her where we came from?
Blu: Well, the good news is that her name is Vanellope. But she seems a bit curious when we get to know her closer. Sometimes, you have to be nice to someone if you want to know who they are.
Nick Wilde: That’s lame.
Blu: But that isn’t in my book. You may be like a sly fox but you’re almost acting like a bad cop.
Nick Wilde: And you are almost like the good cop.
Blu: Then why did you tell her that the things that will harm her in our world will hurt her.
Nick Wilde: Cause the way we heard is that there cause be Storm creatures, Sky Pirates, and who knows. She won’t regenerate if she was a game character.
Blu: She almost looks like one.
Nick Wilde: Well, it’s not like she wants to come with us to our world like she’ll do it.
Vanellope: (appears between them) What are you two talking about?
The two gets jumpscared from Vanellope. Though she chucked when they got scared.
Vanellope: Boy, you guys might be pretty scared.
Nick Wilde: Hey, we were a bit scared when you appeared in front of us with your… glitch powers.
Vanellope: Oh, so you noticed.
Nick Wilde: Yes. And you were probably hiding from us.
Vanellope: I just don't… wanna ruin the supriz… (glitches) ...e. Besides, either I was born with it… or I had Pixlexia. Hmm... (then) Ah, doesn’t matter. I did mastered it like… (disappears and reappears behind Nick) ...this!
Nick Wilde: (gets jumpscared by Vanellope behind him) Dah!
She chuckled a bit.
Nick Wilde: Would you quit doing that?!
Vanellope: What? It's just my glitch, Mr…. (Then) What’s your name exactly?
Nick Wilde: Nick. Nick Wilde.
Vanellope: Huh. How come you aren’t wild, Nick?
Nick Wilde: No. My last name is “Wilde” with a silent E.
Vanellope: Ooooh, You get weird when you are silent… but deadly. (chuckled)
Nick Wilde: No. That’s not… (groans) Don't you have a full name?
Vanellope: Yeah i do.
Nick Wilde: Then what is it?
Vanellope: Its Vanellope Von Schweetz.
Blu: Von Schweetz? (Shocked) Ooh. Is she a bit German or…
Vanellope: No i'm not German. I was given this name when I was born.
Blu: Oh well. At least we got to know to know you a bit more.
Nick Wilde: (to Blu; quietly angry) Not helping.
Vanellope: Anyways,… since you guys are from that weird pony world, can I come to this pony world you guys live, huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? (rapidly) Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I?
Nick Wilde: (annoyed) No!
Vanellope: Uh… why not?
Nick Wilde: Because…
Nick tries to think but seeing Wallflower unconscious and noting that Sunset and her friends are heading to the beach, this gives Nick an idea.
Nick Wilde: Because… if we bring this green girl and this stone, that she has, to Sunset at the beach, like the girls said that they’re going for a group pic, maybe… you can come with us to the pony world.
Vanellope: Cool!
Nick Wilde: But, I have to show her the stone, and you are not allow to touch it.
Vanellope: Aww. Why not?
Nick Wilde: Cause one thing we know is that we don’t know what it is.
Vanellope: Well, when I glitched with it, I saw some weird visions of that Sunset girl being nice.
Nick Wilde: You must be daydreaming.
Vanellope: No I wasn’t it.
Nick Wilde: Uh, you probably were. (holds the stone) I’m keeping this til we get answers.
Vanellope: (her hand slowly reaches for the stone) But if not…
Nick Wilde: (swipe the rock away from her hand then puts it in his pocket) That’s still a no. (walks to the resting Wallflower)
Vanellope: (to herself) Dang it.
Nick: Now then… (grabs Wallflower by the back of her sweater) Come on, Blu. Tomorrow, we head for the beach.
Blu: (sighs) Just when I thought we would be done.
Vanellope: Hang on. (to Blu) Why is your name Blue?
Blu: Yup. Nick named me when he found me as a young baby chick and its after my fur color. But my name don’t have a “silent but deadly” E if you’re wondering. (flies away from Vanellope to Nick)
Vanellope: Whoa. So, if you guys are named Nick and Blu, are you two hobos or just some furries looking for something boring from your visit?
Nick Wilde: (stops walking then turns to Vanellope) Listen, kid. I’m trying to be nice.
Vanellope: (groans in disgust; mimics Nick) I’m trying to be nice.
Nick Wilde: (stunned) Are you mimicking me?
Vanellope: (mimics Nick) You’re mimicking me?
Nick Wilde: Okay, that is definitely rude. And… this conversation is over. (walks while dragging Wallflower Blush)
Vanellope: (mimics Nick) That is definitely rude and this conversation is ov-tha. (stops mimicking then chuckled; to Pascal) See, Pascal. Told ya we’re gonna go somewhere safe.
Pascal facepalms. Vanellope starts to follows the two.
Nick Wilde: So, if we need to bring her there, we’re gonna need the wagon.
Blu: Why the wagon? Did we got all the food there?
Nick Wilde: Cause we kinda eat them when we were trying to learn more about the kid at the library.
Blu: That figures.
We pan up from the trio dragging Wallflower in the school to the moon where we fade to the next morning where at the beach, Twilight, in her swimsuit, was testing her latest invention, the Selfie Sonser. When any of the girls does a pose, Like Twilight was doing, the drone takes a photo and display it on its screen. The drone went to Twilight to show her the photo it took.
Twilight Sparkle: Group picture, practice run #36-A, attempt seven. Success!
The drone then starts to malfunction.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, no! (tries to contain it just as Applejack noticed her.) Your eyes do not deceive you. I finally invented a selfie-sensing camera. It hovers into position whenever it detects a selfie opportunity. (tries to contain it)
Applejack: I prefer to take selfies myself... ie.
Seems all of the girls were wearing their swimsuits.
Rarity: (looks at the three white beach blankets) Which beach blanket should we use for the photograph?
Rainbow Dash: You mean the white one? Or the white one?
Rarity: (gasps; shows her blankets) This is toasted oat and linen lamb's wool. Eggshell, warm frost, pale nimbus, and... Well, that one is white, I suppose.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah. That's the one I was talking about.
Suddenly, the wind was blowing the blanket Rarity had. Spike, a purple dog, noticed it when the blanket was blown away.
Spike Dog: Don't worry, Rarity! I got it!
As he runs after it, Pinkie Pie was running next to Spike.
Pinkie Pie: (unison) No, I got it! I got it!
Spike Dog: (unison) Nuh-uh! I got it! I got it!
As the blanket lands in the ocean, Pinkie Pie trips over Spike and falls on the ground, piling the dog.
Pinkie Pie and Spike Dog: I don't got it.
The towel then moved and starts to move ashore.
Pinkie Pie: (gasps) Ocean monster! Ocean monster!
Spike Dog: (yells)
They ran from it but was just Fluttershy who was wearing her scuba suit.
Fluttershy: Quincy the sea turtle says the tide's coming in. We should take the picture soon or risk having damp ankles. Oh, he's so thoughtful.
Rarity: Ick.
As Sunset arrived on the beach, seeing her friends having fun, far from her, the three arrived with the unconscious Wallflower Blush in the red wagon.
Nick Wilde: Okay, once we show this girl and the stone to that Sunset meanie, we’ll have to do this in style.
Blu: And then, we go home?
Nick Wilde: And then we go home.
Vanellope: But can I still come to this… home you guys got?
Nick Wilde: Kid, for the tenth time, you’re not from where we came from. We’re just going on thing and that’s it. Then, I will think about. Blu, any sign of her?
Blu: (flies around till he sees Sunset; flies to Nick) I see her. She’s at the beach near her friends.
Nick Wilde: Perfect. Wait here with Vanellope, Blu. (walks away while dragging the wagon with the resting Wallflower on it) Make sure to keep an eye on her while I talk to Sunset about the stone.
Blu: You can count on me, Nick. I won’t lose her.
Nick Wilde: (offscreen) You better!
Blu: Well, Vanellope, it's just you and… (sees her gone) ...me. Of course, she glitched away. Wonder where is she?
As Blu starts to look for her, at a sushi truck, a girl named Carrot Bun was working there till...
Vanellope: (offscreen) Hi, ma’am.
She hears something. Carrot looks down and sees Vanellope with Pascal on her head.
Carrot Bun: (in pirate accident) Ahoy, young lass. Welcome to X Marks the Sushi. Where our motto is… (reads the motto) “We shall never deny a good guest, even for the most ridiculous request.”
Vanellope: Wow.
Carrot Bun: (in pirate accident) So what will it be, lass? Take a look at the menu and see if you like what you see.
Vanellope: (looks at the menu) Hmm… Oh! Oh! I’ll have some pistachio ice cream!
She refers to wasabi, of course.
Carrot Bun: (in pirate accident) Hmm… young lass, that ye be Wasabi ice cream. Tit will be making your tongue hot as a whale’s blowhole and… (in her normal accident; whispers to her ear) It’s doesn’t have pistachios. This is just Wasabi.
Vanellope: Oh, same ol', same ol'. What's up with you? But that looks delicious. I’ll take it!
Carrot Bun: (in pirate accident) Ye be up to its challenge.
Vanellope: Lady, I don’t what you said but i’ll still take it.
Carrot Bun: (in pirate accident) You’re call, lass. (goes off to make ice cream)
Vanellope: (to Pascal) Pascal, you want some of their pistachio ice cream?
Pascal feels like he’s not sure about this.
Vanellope: (to Pascal) Ah, quit being a worry wart, Pascal. It's just one snack before we go to Nick and Blu’s world, that’s all.
Carrot Bun: (in pirate accident) Argh, here be your treat, lass. (gives her some Wasabi ice cream)
Vanellope: Thank you. (to Pascal) Want some, Pascal?
Pascal grunts “Why not.” as when he used his tongue to lick the ice cream, he stops which his eyes widen, his skin turning red, and when he jumps in the air, his mouth breath fire! He rushed off away from Vanellope and cools off his tongue at the fountain.
Vanellope: Hmm… What is up with Pascal? (a beat) Oh well. (licks the ice cream) Mmm… This is good.
Carrot Bun: (in pirate accident) Be careful, lass. Eating too much will…
Vanellope: Yeah, yeah. Thanks for the free ice cream. (walks away while licking the ice cream)
Carrot Bun: (in her normal accident) I should have told her that it's either for free or she has a pay.
Meanwhile, someone using a telescope was to spy on the girl who picked up the relax Pascal and puts him in her hood to have him rest up.
Myles: (offscreen) There you are. Now who freed you?
The person moved the telescope to see Nick dragging the wagon with the rested Wallflower on the sand at the beach.
Myles: (offscreen) Ah-ha! So, he released that Glitch!
The person moves the telescope up to see Blu flying who was looking for Vanellope.
Myles: (offscreen) And his bird friend had him on look out. Oh-ho. Well...
We cut to the person using the telescope to be Myles Standish! His telescope was part of his rifle.
Myles: They made my day a lot better... and harder.