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How to properly seduce someone without being too obvious about it in just a few short days

By Captain Jack Harkness

Do you ever feel lonely or wished you had someone there for you. Ever want to shag someone senseless with no strings, but they learned to resist your charm. Well, with this guide you can get someone, anyone whether they are men, women, or AUO's(Aliens of Unknown Origin) to easily fall for your charm by following these simple steps.

Step 1- Always look your best

Ianto made his way up the stairs to Jack's office reading over a file. His head had been absorbed in the file since that morning and it was only when there was a crash did he finally looked up to see both Jack and Gwen on the floor with scattered papers all around them.

"Gwen? Jack? Are you all right?" he asked, quickly putting the file down and walking over to them to help pick up the papers.
"Yeah, fine," said Gwen distractedly rubbing her head.
Ianto helped Gwen to her feet who was now glaring at Jack for not looking where he was going and then offered his arm to Jack who was still staring.

"Jack, are you all right?"

"Ianto, where's your suit?"

Ianto wore a pair of tight black jeans, and a black shirt with the top two buttons undone. His dress shoes had been replaced by a pair of black boots and to Jack he looked completely gorgeous.

"Owen spilt some unidentified liquid on them and they had to be disposed of." Ianto grumbled, "I had to borrow some clothes from storage, why?" he questioned, turning to try and look at himself.

"No reason..." Jack waved his hand and retreated into his office to record as much of Ianto as he could on CCTV.

Step 2- Stay close to them without being too obvious.

"Ow! Ianto, you're on my foot," Jack whispered.

"Well was it my fault you wanted to hide in a closet while those terflopian things-"

"Terafloraporheramodectrinates," he corrected.

"Whatever," he countered and continued, "I'm not the one who pissed them off."

"Give me some credit. Since when is trying to seduce someone or something an insult?"

"Apparently they find it as one."

"But you don't," he said breathing down Ianto's neck.

They were hiding in a closet. Ianto's chest was pressed against his and they couldn't possibly get any closer. Jack was extremely turned on by the whole situation and had to control himself from revealing anything more physical.

Ianto couldn't hide his grin, and then as he heard the aliens pass Jack pulled him closer if that was even possible. The aliens were monstrous and the last thing he wanted was for his Iant- one of his team to get hurt.

After a few minutes there was the sound of shuffling feet as they moved away. They both breathed a sigh of relief and Ianto unconciously sank into him even more like it was the most natural thing in the world. Jack smiled despite himself. The feel of Ianto's body was warm against his. Jack couldn't help but get a whiff of the archivists coffee scented shampoo.

"Are you smelling my hair?" Ianto asked as his hand moved lower on the Captains chest.

"Are you feeling me up?" Jack countered.

Ianto pulled back immediately; unfortunately he couldn't pull back very far because of the confined space they were in. His breath was hot against the other man's as they stood eye to eye. It would have been only too easy for Ianto for to lean forward and kiss him, but that was exactly what he would have wanted. Instead he purposely pressed himself closer to Jack and let hishand linger innocently in front of his groin. Ianto heard him make a small groan and he grinned despite himself.

"Ianto?"

"Jack. Shh I think I hear them coming again," he whispered as he pretended to listen.

Ianto wouldn't purposely do something like that would he? Jack desperately wanted to see what kind of magic those fingers which were modestly seconds from him could do. Tingles ran through him. Ianto looked at him with those beautiful eyes that could make him fall to his knees if there was any room. Ianto's head was slowly moving closer and so was Jack's completely of its own accord. And here he thought he was the one trying to seduce Ianto and not the other way around.

There was the sound of turning as Ianto's hand turned the knob and they stumbled out of the closet clinging to each other. Jack couldn't help but feel disappointed, he was seconds from those luscious lips when…he mentally slapped himself. Ianto was playing with him the whole time.

Trying to see whether or not he had some kind of self control which as to recent events proved otherwise.

Jack sighed, "If only the closet were bigger."

Ianto stared at him and he couldn't help but smirk.

Step 3: Compliment them with sweet words.

"Ianto you look stunning."

Ianto looked at him quizzically. They had just come from another mission where the alien had decided it'd be amusing to explode all over him. By the time he got back to the Hub the first thing he wanted to do was get it off and quickly.

"Jack I just got out of the shower and I'm only wearing a towel."

"Exactly."

TBC...