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Published: 2010-01-13 23:41:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 5870; Favourites: 71; Downloads: 0
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Description Rand to Kirk in the episode Miri: "Back on the ship I used to try to get you look at my legs. Captain, look at my legs."

So Kirk takes a look and ew, her legs are showing signs of the freaky disease that's affecting them.

So, supposedly Kirk no lookie at Rand's legs - until something's wrong with them. Ergo...

Okay, I generalised with this lesson. It could quite possibly go "The Captain will not look at Rand's legs", but that wouldn't have been fun at all, now would it, considering my newbie girl?
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Roninwolf1981 [2020-02-06 00:55:34 +0000 UTC]

Didn't the ensigns learn professionalism at the academy?


Sorry, I'm approaching this from a military perspective.

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Berende In reply to Roninwolf1981 [2020-02-08 08:28:26 +0000 UTC]

She probably skipped that class. And a lot of others.

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Speedygal [2016-01-13 01:26:57 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahahah XD.

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ApolloNight [2011-08-17 16:07:43 +0000 UTC]

He was a bit busy looking at Spocks legs. and MAN dse that Vulcan got some kickers!

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ApparentlyNot [2011-03-28 22:48:24 +0000 UTC]

LOL.

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bcbdrums [2010-01-25 01:04:27 +0000 UTC]

oh yeah, and i like how you show the background of the bridge. first class work

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Berende In reply to bcbdrums [2010-01-25 23:00:05 +0000 UTC]

Why, thank you.

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bcbdrums [2010-01-25 01:03:29 +0000 UTC]


that's hilarious and perfect XD and ironic too, since kirk is considered to be such a womanizer but he doesn't really look at the women of his crew.

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Judin [2010-01-21 23:09:12 +0000 UTC]

Kirk will not look at your legs, foolish woman! He is too busy checking out Spock's ass as he bends over his blue scanner-thingy!

These lessons are really funny. I hope you make more.

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Berende In reply to Judin [2010-01-22 23:00:37 +0000 UTC]

So true.

Thanks! Lesson 6 is done already and I'm gonna make as many as I can think of... ideas come and go, though, but eh. More McCoy would be nice I think...

Thanks!

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Mic-Gold [2010-01-15 02:01:29 +0000 UTC]

Kirk only indulges on away missions. He rarely fools around where the ship could see and get jealous!

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shruikarn [2010-01-13 23:45:30 +0000 UTC]

Classic omgness that is hilarious 10/10

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Berende In reply to shruikarn [2010-01-14 21:53:58 +0000 UTC]

Glad you like it!

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