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You are now the stuck-up seadweller.

Your name is MILES JUCAN. It is currently your WRIGGLING DAY, which ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE cares about. You have a lot of INTERESTS, which are better than everyone else's. You enjoy playing THE LATEST VIDEO GAMES BEFORE ANYONE ELSE. You enjoy building CUSTOM HUSKTOPS, which are awesome. You are a SHIP CAPTAIN, which is necessary because YOUR LUSUS LIVES ON LAND. You find yourself BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE, and you would like to NEVER ASSOCIATE WITH THE COMMONERS. You find probability to be AS FAKE AS FAIRIES, and you HATE DICE. You collect SHINY RED JASPERS, which you use to MAKE YOUR HIVE THE BEST EVER. You HATE YOUR LUSUS, and you FEED HIM DIRT. You have BLACK BLOOD like HIS HONOURABLE TYRANNY, which you find to be RATHER UNFORTUNATE FOR A SEADWELLER. You speak in a CHIEFLY BRITISH manner, and you INSULT EVERYONE. You hate DUELING, and you find battles to be A BUNCH OF RIFF-RAFF NOT BEFITTING OF A SEADWELLER. You DESPISE FIRE, and wish it NEVER EXISTED. You enjoy BONKING PEOPLE WITH YOUR ROYAL SCEPTER, and you FIND THEIR WOUNDS HILARIOUS. You despise TABLETOP RPGS, and find them to be RATHER DORKY. Your trolltag is binaryStep, and you type In A Manner That Greatly Appears To Suggest That You Find Yourself Worth More Than Everybody Else.

Description
You are now the stuck-up seadweller.

Your name is MILES JUCAN. It is currently your WRIGGLING DAY, which ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE cares about. You have a lot of INTERESTS, which are better than everyone else's. You enjoy playing THE LATEST VIDEO GAMES BEFORE ANYONE ELSE. You enjoy building CUSTOM HUSKTOPS, which are awesome. You are a SHIP CAPTAIN, which is necessary because YOUR LUSUS LIVES ON LAND. You find yourself BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE, and you would like to NEVER ASSOCIATE WITH THE COMMONERS. You find probability to be AS FAKE AS FAIRIES, and you HATE DICE. You collect SHINY RED JASPERS, which you use to MAKE YOUR HIVE THE BEST EVER. You HATE YOUR LUSUS, and you FEED HIM DIRT. You have BLACK BLOOD like HIS HONOURABLE TYRANNY, which you find to be RATHER UNFORTUNATE FOR A SEADWELLER. You speak in a CHIEFLY BRITISH manner, and you INSULT EVERYONE. You hate DUELING, and you find battles to be A BUNCH OF RIFF-RAFF NOT BEFITTING OF A SEADWELLER. You DESPISE FIRE, and wish it NEVER EXISTED. You enjoy BONKING PEOPLE WITH YOUR ROYAL SCEPTER, and you FIND THEIR WOUNDS HILARIOUS. You despise TABLETOP RPGS, and find them to be RATHER DORKY. Your trolltag is binaryStep, and you type In A Manner That Greatly Appears To Suggest That You Find Yourself Worth More Than Everybody Else.