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Published: 2010-04-07 00:55:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 35; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 0
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Typical Tuesday:I was at home one day, Tuesday I think,
Downloading music my wife said "Hey!"
"There's a bunch of Feds on the lawn!"
I said "Stall 'em! I'll shove the Hard Drive up my ass!"
Next thing I know, I'm surrounded by men in Black...
I mean Black Men! I was in prison!
The inmates took one look at me
And Said "What the fuck are you?!"
I said "I'm a Punk!"
Bubba said "More like 'Punk ass bitch'!"
I said, "What's that supposed to mean?"
AND HE SHOWED ME!
*YAHHH! YAHHH! AHHHHH*
This is just another TYPICAL TUESDAY! This shit happens every WEEK!
Just one more TYPICAL TUESDAY. I think I'm gonna FREAK! X2
When he finally finished, I sat up and said
"What ever happened to courting a girl?"
"Least you could'a done was kiss me first!"
They said "Naw, Forget that shit! We know what's been in that mouth."
I ran for the door but the warden stopped me.
Said "Where you think you're going boy?"
I said, "To show your momma a good time!"
Warden didn't like that much...
*YAHHH! YAHHH! AHHHHH*
This is just another TYPICAL TUESDAY! This shit happens every WEEK!
Just one more TYPICAL TUESDAY. I think I'm gonna FREAK! X2
Oh... Bubba says hi!
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Comments: 7
Bah... everyone's a critic...
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Sorry...didn't know what to say. My feedback sucks...but hey, I never say that to your critques on ma works.
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It's a joke! jeez. It sounded less rude in my head.
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I'm sorry...I was cranky that night.
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